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Congratulations!
You Died!
There was confetti and air horns and glitter
It wasn't great, and i said with all of my feeling as a disembodied ghost thing
‘Well fuck’
For the amusement of the gods you have been chosen
To be a gamer
‘Yayy’
You will choose a lot of who you are but some will be chosen for you.
Maybe later you may choose your race.
You may now choose some of your attributes.
Suddenly I had my old body and a mirror in front of me. There was a screen to my left that said “save this body? Depending on your choices you may or may not change this later. (probably not) and then two button things saying “sure bro” and “original body”.
I dicked around with this thing a bit (can't make myself a black or asian or whatever, probably for the best), made my head really big or my nose gigantic but it didn't feel right making a Sims monster so i just did my OG body and made myself a bit strange, like heterochromia with my left eye deep purple and my right eye golden yellow and making my teeth a smidge sharper.
Just a bit of fun and passable as a human being. Perfect
So I pressed “sure bro” to see what would come next.
Great!
Now choose your stats!
You have 25 points!
Str
Con
Dex
Int
Wis
Luck
Now this sucks, I reckon I'll just level it up once I get outta this void but i'll choose uhhh . . . this!
Str 4
Con 5
Dex 4
Int 3
Wis 4
Luck 5
That's fair enough right?
Yay! Now Perks.
Yay indeed!
[4+3* points:]
[* from Autistic]
[-8 = Metamorphagus]
[-6 = Animagus]
[-4 = Parseltongue]
[-4 = Seer]
[-3 = Natural Legimens]
[-2 = Natural Occlumens]
[-1 = extra power]
[-2 you are the character of your choosing]
Oh huh I'm still autistic . . . and aren't those all from Harry potter?
Correct! You are going to the Harry Potter Universe
Because those are always fun.
Disabilities! Choose one
{+3 = Autistic}
{OCD +2}
{Legs don't work + 5}
{werewolf +6}
{less power +1}
{blind + 3}
{deaf + 3}
{glasses +1}
These kinda suck but i guess disabilities do, and if i was neurotypical i would be kinda weirded out by suddenly being disabled or thinking differently, so for perks i’m gonna choose Parseltongue, extra power and character of my choosing.
It gives me a list of all the Harry potter characters, even the minor ones or even Grindelwald! But I wanna be an original character. Maybe the gods would have just randomized this. That’s a terrifying thought.
A small screen shows up then disappears in about 5 seconds.
;)
I'm glad I chose that perk.
Next is your standing!
Choose your “blood purity”
Old Pureblood (wankers)
New Pureblood (great grans a muggle)
Blood Traitors (the weasleys)
Half-blood (they're people)
Muggle born (New people)
Half-creature (people will be racist)
Half blood. Best of both worlds.
That's it!
Alex King
Str 4
Con 5
Dex 4
Int 3
Wis 4
Luck 5
Perks
Parseltongue, Extra Power, Cha of my cho
Disabilities
Autistic