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    Harry Potter, Master of Death, savior of the wizarding world, teenage war hero, a wizard with severe PTSD.

    Peter Parker, Spider-Man, forgotten by the world itself, a teenage superhero, a teen who just wants to curl up under a bridge and sleep.

    Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon, a soon-to-be savior of Olympus, teenage boy who misses his old life of failing English class. (Don't quote me on that yet, bruv)

    Three boys set in separate worlds, now thrown together in a singular world. What's going to happen? Chaos... That's what.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Harry, having grown up a little more rough around the edges than Dumbledore would have hoped for, decided to embrace the part of himself that the Hat said would do well in Slytherin. But instead of letting it sort him amongst the snakes, he decided to do it his way—by using the foolhardy bravery that Gryffindor was known for to hide the cunning he kept close to his chest.

    Harry begins his journey into the magical world, unknowingly following his parents footsteps far closer than anyone could have expected. Of course, to be able to notice this, people would have first had to have known the path his parents actually took. Hidden heritages and unexpected inheritances lead to chaos as two generations of marauders come together to save the world from the havoc created by prejudice and ego.

    The title comes from the saying "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Palimpsest; Noun, A manuscript usually written on parchment on which more than one text has been written with the earlier text incompletely erased and still. visible.

    Severus Snape. Spy, Potions Master, Head of Slytherin House, Headmaster of Hogwarts dies and wakes up again in his childhood body with a whole world of possibility in front of him. He might have died an unsung hero, this does not suddenly make him a saint. We are very much a product of the sum total of our experiences and so is he.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    A time-travel fix-it centered around Severus Snape from before Hogwarts to after.
    A potions accident sends a discontent and bitter Severus Snape back in time to his childhood years before Hogwarts. Seeing an opportunity to alter the future for the better, Severus' actions bring about more changes than he's even aware of. A lot can happen to a young wizard in seven years, especially at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    No romantic relationships until the characters are older. The final pairing is currently undecided. This story will involve both homosexual and heterosexual relationships - don't like then don't read.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    After the war, Harry finds himself unable to move on amidst friends and family who are suddenly acting like the war never happened. Oh, not to mention the great Albus Dumbledore is still alive and had faked his death for ‘The Greater Good’.

    He finds himself curious when he receives an urgent missive from Gringotts about a meeting and he finds himself enraged and betrayed at the results of said meeting.

    Without much thought, he rushed to confront those he’d thought were his friends, only to find Aurors declaring him the next Dark Lord.

    This, of course, leads to Harry being on the run for the next decade until they finally catch him with a killing curse.

    To his eternal surpise, Dumbledore was right. Death really is the next great adventure.

    He wasn’t expecting his next great adventure to be waking up in the eleven year old body of a female version of himself.

    One things for sure, the world isn’t prepared for Dahlia Potter.

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    25 Nov 2025