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[COMPANY]
A Knight's Mantle is gone and war is the answer
Fighting a formal war would be disastrous
[ENSEMBLE 1/ENSEMBLE 2]
Fighting a formal war would be disastrous
Fighting a formal war would be disastrous
The Fairy Courts at war!
Fairy Courts at war!
Fairy Courts at war!
Fairy Courts at war!
The Fairy Courts at war!
[HARRY]
As a long shot with Leanansidhe I bartered a bond
I needed to be strong
I needed it because I had to—
[HARRY/BILLY]
Fight on!
[HARRY]
Mab has bought that contract
Now I have to solve the case, get the Fairy Courts back on track and—
[HARRY/BILLY]
Fight on!
[HARRY]
I will set all this right
But there is this one sprite
Who I'm going to invite to help us—
[HARRY/BILLY]
Fight on!
[HARRY]
Stand aside, if he sees you he may—
[HARRY/BILLY]
Fight on! Fight on!
[HARRY]
Here he comes!
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[CAPTION FAIRY]
Fairies and gentlefolk!
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[LOO TENDER FAIRY]
The moment we've been waiting for!
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[STAR JUMP FAIRY]
The pride of the Wee Folk!
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[CORPSE ORAL FAIRY]
It's Toot-toot, y'all!
[TOOT-TOOT & FAIRIES]
We are not Called (What?)
Not sold (What?)
Not Warm and
Not Cold (Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr!)
Don't wanna be by Queens controlled—
Hey wait, let's go 'n' eat that pizza whole!
[TOOT-TOOT]
Harry!
Now just you wait a second
Or maybe twenty seconds
Me and my guard ate all the pizza so will there be seconds?
Now I'm the picture of a proper pixie general
A decorated diminutive dewdropper whose friends are all
Trying hard to stay out of the spectacle
Fighting's not our imperative
Ensnaring us in arrogance, embarrassin'
And the Emissary now has come
We don't want in ya war but we see the box of pizza so…
[FAIRIES]
YUM!
[TOOT-TOOT]
Both the Courts of the Sidhe are brawling
And that's why y'all Calling and us small ones are
Calling y'all appalling
We are avoiding the mauling and the madness of millions
Knight got killed but still
[TOOT-TOOT & FAIRIES]
We are not Called (What?)
Not sold (What?)
Not Warm and
Not Cold (Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr!)
Don't wanna be by Queens controlled—
Hey wait, let's go and eat that pizza whole!
(Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!)
Extra cheese!
[HARRY]
I peaceably give this pizza box, as encouragement
[BILLY]
Ruff!
[HARRY]
Not gonna cop you or rob you of your self-management
[BILLY]
Ruff!
[HARRY]
I've got a plan because damnable Mab commanded me
Gamblin' on your outstanding men
And, this one has sausage—
[TOOT-TOOT & FAIRIES]
Then yum! (Yum!)
[TOOT-TOOT]
Go the fairies, watch the sauce and cheese fly and…
[FAIRIES]
Yum!
[TOOT-TOOT]
Go the fairies, we're devourin' these pies and…
[FAIRIES]
Yum!
[TOOT-TOOT]
There's another piece and…
[FAIRIES]
Yum!
[TOOT-TOOT]
We're licking up all the grease and…
[FAIRIES]
Yum!
[TOOT-TOOT]
We'll help you find the Winter crew, and then the Summer Lady too
Sprites and pixies do it up
Try hard not to screw it up
My fairies: remember, don't dismember, just chew it up
Don't want no spewing up. Oh, and hey, Elidee
You'll lead them to there with, uh, Fae melody
And these are men with which you are to defund emeritus
We fly in hindsight, Aladdin has… um... long lists
I am running out of rhymes for things, Harry
And it's hard to do these tongue twists…
[BILLY]
You're doin' real good, Toot.
[TOOT-TOOT]
Who is this?
[BILLY]
Please don't shoot, Toot!
Permission to join the team?
[TOOT-TOOT]
Don't get cute
[BILLY]
Toot
I am a werewolf friend of Harry here, Will Borden, see?
I'm with a group, the Alphas, we are friends who defend
And well, accordingly
I plan on us being of some assistance
We'll protect you ev'ry second as you pixies
Go the distance
[TOOT-TOOT]
Hmm
[BILLY]
You have this mission, you'll need a few additions to
have your back among the fighting Fae
[TOOT-TOOT]
Yeah?
[BILLY]
Well—
[HARRY]
Your generalness, I wouldn't mislead thee
[TOOT-TOOT]
Harry, do you really trust this galoot?
[HARRY]
Yes, Toot
[HARRY/BILLY]
And we'll need help
[BILLY]
As you can see now, Toot, time is pressing, the climax won't be very
long now
[TOOT-TOOT]
Scoot
[BILLY]
Toot?
[TOOT-TOOT]
You can exit the song now
[HARRY]
Do you want to go on, Toot?
[TOOT-TOOT]
Yes of course, Harry
I looked up some things in this rhyming diction-ary
More exposition is needed, can I have the chance?
[HARRY]
Toot…
[TOOT-TOOT]
Please my lord, may I relate the current circumstance?
[HARRY]
Shoot.
[TOOT-TOOT]
Here is the deal: Lady Aurora killed her Knight
It seems the young Summer Lady hated the whole fight, right?
Aurora turned a girl to stone for some odd reason…
[HARRY]
To hide the Summer Mantle. You remember—
[TOOT-TOOT]
Please don't interrupt
[HARRY]
Go on…
[TOOT-TOOT]
She is sure, to end the war, she has the answer:
Sacrifice the girl and make a transfer
It goes to Winter and the balance starts to teeter
[HARRY]
Good!
[TOOT-TOOT]
That is just crazy, my lord! How will we beat her?
[HARRY]
That is where you all come in
[TOOT-TOOT]
We're at your service
And even though increasingly we're fervidly nervous
We will all proudly join your doughty brigade
But of course we prefer that pizza is paid. 'Kay?
[ALPHAS]
They would do anything for a slice!
They would do anything for a slice!
Wow they are just really hungry, high-strung
Magical junkies!
[HARRY]
They would do anything for a slice!
[TOOT-TOOT]
Sir!
[TOOT & COMPANY]
We just want sauce, want cheese!
[HARRY]
You'll have all the pizza you want
Just get your friends. Pixies, brownies and
All sprites and leprechauns, okay, what else?
[TOOT & COMPANY]
Want sausage, yes please!
[HARRY]
You will have knives as you all hide
Some pure steel to fight with at your side
[HARRY, FAIRIES & ALPHAS]
Yum!
Woof, woof, woof
We'll find the conflict far over the city light,
we're cutting this tight,
Gotta fix everything by midnight
Yummy-yum!
Woof, woof, woof…
We'll fight through all the horror, and despite a nasty centaur
Woof, woof, woof…
We will fight straight to the border and stop Aurora. Toot!
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[HARRY]
Fight on!
[ALPHAS]
What?
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[HARRY]
Fight on!
[ALPHAS]
What?
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[HARRY]
Fight on!
[ALPHAS]
What?
[FAIRIES]
Here comes the Generous!
[HARRY]
Now!
[TOOT-TOOT]
For the Pizza Lord!
[FAIRIES]
Yum!