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Precautions to know when dealing with the statues in the Eye of Eden
Good day moths and veterans! You’re excited for the big day, the day to conquer the grueling realm of the legends! You’ve mapped the area, planned on storming back and forth to scour every inch with your mighty wings backing you. Maybe you’ve prayed to the Elders for guidance as well! But still, you find yourself terrified of what lurked the Eye of Eden? Don’t fear! This is an anecdotal list compiled based on the numerous children of the light who have survived, or not, the dark depths of the Eye.
Spare them a prayer to the Elders. That is, after you have prayed for your own safety of course.
- Whoever told the legend is wrong. Those aren’t just statues...maybe that’s why the story teller is dead.
- Don’t worry too much if you’ve missed one or two. Three is where you should learn to be agile from now on, until the next reset of the gates of Eden. However, if you missed more than that, you better be prepared. The statues are not above helping each other to come after you.
- You may come across a paper boat holding a message floating on the ooze. It might say “I want that blue cape!”. Don’t be naive. It’s not talking about a spirit’s blue cape. It’s about that blue cape you’re wearing. Don’t go reading messages at all, if you think you didn’t complete them.
- That said, wear nothing too fancy! After being a cold and lonely statue for so long, you think they won't envy what you wear? The brown ones happen to be their favorite. Why do you think many moths' constellations never light up anymore?
Don’t come any closer to the faces. Why would you want to see what they look like? Are you insane? Concentrate on the storm! Please don’t, I’m begging you. I’m begging them. Don't come any nearer!- That eye has a life of its own and happens to be the biggest statue there. It's the nicest actually, but don't stare for too long, lest you find it blinking back at you. What else do eyes do aside from watch you?
- Understand that the dragons may be a bit more hostile than in the Golden Wasteland. Don't take it against them. They're not there to keep you from coming inside; their job… is to keep something from coming out. You happen to look nearly just like them.
- Don't hold on to your friend too tight. Are you sure that's still your friend you're holding?
- Likewise, maybe it's nice to bring a friend along. Just make sure they're the ones you'd bait when everything goes wrong and not the other way around.
- It may not be a very good idea to light up a candle near that oozing liquid you're stepping on. The statues aren't very clean after ripping. Be very glad that it's dark.
- When you accidentally pass by a statue, go back immediately within ten seconds and light it up. Say your apologies and if it's silent, your sorry is accepted. If it makes a noise, you don't have to know what it will do to you. You'd be a goner by then, anyway.
- Maybe the statues you’ve lit are the most dangerous after all. Since you gave it a light, you left something that made it easier for them to find you.
- Whatever you do, don't hug that child. I repeat, DON'T HUG THAT CHILD. Or else, we'd have to hunt you.
- Does it matter who "we" is? You hugged it already, right? Choose between dying in our hands, or theirs.
- We say that this list is anecdotal and indeed it is, except we can't confirm to you if the people who warned you survived—or were ripped apart by the statues. Maybe it's nicer to be dead.
