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From the Files of St. Jude, the Patron Saint of Lost Causes

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Written as a report kept on file in Heaven. St. Jude, the Patron Saint of Lost Causes, conducts an investigation into the possibility of redemption for Alastor. Rampant speculation and redacted information are contained within.

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I anticipate many formatting errors moving forward. Just testing the waters with this first incredibly short post!

Chapter 1: The File

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Certain facts regarding this individual soul have been redacted to remove sensitive information that could compromise the ongoing investigation into the redemptive potential of this damned sinner.

Contained within this file are details regarding the appropriate punishments and potential for redemption of the damned soul of Alastor [REDACTED], now known as The Radio Demon in hell, where he currently resides.

St. Jude has expressed curiosity regarding this particular sinner, whose earthly mother’s soul rests in heaven. It is of interest to note whether or not any redemptive potential can be found within this sinner, whose deeds during his mortal life were so heinous that they immediately placed him in hell smack dab in the middle of the fifth circle of wrath upon his demise.

To thoroughly evaluate the condition of this sinner’s soul, it is necessary to take a closer look at the punishments hell has assigned to him, as well as the particular traits that persist within his psyche.