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    “Your place looks like something from The Wire.” Diego quipped with disgust. “Your building has a family of raccoons living in it.” Klaus pettily replied, which was a fair point. “Not anymore.” Diego wanted the lack of vermin to be clear. “You stabbed them?!” Klaus leaned over his seat with scandalisation. Diego swatted him away, he smelt like he’d drank an entire bar. “No. Pest control.” Diego sighed, desperately trying not to laugh. “Oh. Well your next building will probably have them too.“ Diego rolled his eyes, where Klaus lived was probably owned by raccoons. “Whatever, just don’t be...” Diego decided it would be useless to end that sentence, since Klaus’ very presence was weird. “Just don’t scare the shit out of Vanya.”

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