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4:07 AM

local gas station robbery

pika: hey

pika: call the fire department i think i made a badddddddd decision 

layoreo: every decision you make is bad

layoreo: cant leave u alone for one second or you’ll run off to pour your anger out on someone or something 

pika: let’s be honest here.

layoreo: i’m BEING HONEST.

pika: i’m not saying what i did was wrong

pika: but whatever

pika: cause imo, it was right

pika: i think my reasoning for it is not, in any way, flawed 

pika: just perfect 

sushi: WHAT DO TOU MEAN “it was right” “not flawed” “just perfect”

sushi: i’m going ballistic i can’t handle this

catboy: LMAO

catboy: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPAZ OUT AT 4 IN THE MORNING

zuzu: why the fuck are y’all up at 4 in THE GOD DAMN MORNING knowing you have classes at 9.

catboy: asking that as if ur not awake too

zuzu: i will rip your favorite shirt

catboy: MY WHITE ONE?!!

zuzu: THATS THE ONE.

catboy: NO

catboy: and honestly

catboy: i don’t have a clear reasoning for being up this early 

catboy: i woke up in the room alone lol soooo

frogboy: wait wdym

frogboy: you have your own room tho?

frogboy: why wouldn’t you be alone

frogboy: you watch too many documentaries

catboy: k?

catboy: and do NOT shit talk my documentaries in front of me.

catboy: you never know if i have evil spirits with me or not so you’re being unlogical 

catboy: inlogical

catboy: U DONT MAKE SENSE DAMN

frog boy: okay weirdo.

sushi: hello?

sushi: are we just gonna completely bypass whatever the fuck kurapika just said 

sushi: he STRAIGHT UP admitted he did something at four in the morning 

sushi: i cant believe you’re all up at four in the morning 

layoreo: “you’re all”

layoreo: just say y’all. it’s sm easier.

sushi: ew 

sushi: i have the right to be concerned what the frick

frog boy: lMFAO

frogboy: imo yes we are

frogboy: if something seems unreasonable the best decision is to simply ignore it

catboy: pov gon in math

frogboy: okay that was UNNECESSARY.

frog boy: also btw, @sushi we gotta fight

frogboy: brawl it out 

frogboy: scuffle 

pika: scuffle???

frogboy: hey i never said i was failing literature 

pika: true literature easy

frogboy: yeah

frogboy: anyway continuing

frogboy: go to the mcdonald’s near walmart so i can beat ur butt

sushi: is that a threat

frogboy: no

sushi: i will explode your socks off

frogboy: i? idk if that’s 

frogboy: is that threat??

frogboy: why are you so against MY SOCKS

sushi: THEY’RE UGLY

sushi: i could’ve been okay with nike but why show up to school with fucking ben 10 socks

sushi: the NEWER VERSION AT THAT

frog boy: BC HES COOL SCREW YOU

frogboy: anyway come gladiator battle me

zuzu: gladiator battle has summoned me

pocky: chill out lord of the rings

zuzu: enough. 

zuzu: anyway why mcdonald’s?? denny is more…classy

layoreo: middle school ponuz.

catboy: throwback to when gon got kicked out of denny’s that one time because they refused to serve him coffee because he didn’t have an adult present so he ran in the kitchen broke 7 plates, 4 cups and 14 silverware

pika: why do you know the exact numbers of items hes broke

catboy: why are you asking me

pika: hm

pika: i’m curious. 

catboy: stay curious

pika: you fucking snake 

catboy: giggled 

pika: but why did the waiter have to argue with a 13 year old?

catboy: bc she WASNT LISTENING 

catboy: easy fucking answer.

layoreo: COFFEE IS GOOD AS SHIT WHY ARGUE OVER THAT

sushi: coffee is bitter and bland

sushi: ur literally an old person if you drink that shit

sushi: lost all my respect automatically if you admit to my face you drink coffee

sushi: especially BLACK. 

layoreo: your taste buds are rabid so you have no opinion on god’s creation 

sushi: but

layoreo: i will not be hearing you out.

sushi: tea better

layoreo: british.

sushi: STOP

pocky: k soooooo

pocky: who am i dropping off at denny’s

catboy: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

pocky: I WAS BORED AND WHEN I SAW “denny’s” and “beat your ass” I GOT EXICTED 

sushi: you never fail to amuse me

sushi: i wake up every morning expecting new things from you and you always live up to the expectation 

pocky: i. don’t know if that was an insult or compliment 

sushi: neither

pocky: i will be taking it as a compliment 

sushi: I SAID NEITHER

pocky: ignored

pocky: anyway good i’m glad i don’t fail bc i’m going to record you getting your ass beat

sushi: i take back what i said

sushi: i hate you with all my might 

sushi: you fail every thing i expect of you. 

pocky: NO TAKE BACKSIES!!

sushi: FUCK

catboy: okay but pika what did you do im still stumped on that

pika: i thought we dropped that topic tbh 

layoreo: no

layoreo: go ahead and admit what you did.

layoreo: we’re curious 

pika: ily but why must you

layoreo: by the time i graduate i’m gonna have a full head of grey hair

pika: u are so MEAN

layoreo: as i am setting up garlic to fend off evil demons, killua is now on my watch list for suspicions regarding evil activity 

layoreo: or is that with vampires 

layoreo: idk and idc it should work either way

catboy: i’m not an evil demon

catboy: and you have no proof? 

catboy: why are you such a cryptic leorio

catboy: you probably think mothman is real

layoreo: hey U NEVER KNOW.

layoreo: and why the hell did you just call me a crytype

catboy: CRYTYPE

frogboy: CRY TYPE NEW POKÉMON 

catboy: bc u are. vampire diaries lover.

layoreo: STOP

layorro: you want to take that back before i do something.

frog boy: if i go to school to leorio throwing garlic at killua im moving

sushi: like you have money to do that

frog boy: denny rn, 4:45 am sharp pull up you won’t

sushi: I SWEAR YOU’RE THE REASON IM LIKE THIS

frog boy: SQUARE UP I'LL GRIND YOUR ASS TO THE CONCRETE

pocky: y’all i’m not a snitch but

pocky: i’m hoping whoever just set that trash can on fire, yelled “YOUR MOM’S A WHORE” and ran off wasn’t one of you

pocky: like i was literally about to walk out of my room and i saw a burst of light outside and boom someone was setting a god damn trash can on fire

pika: people still commit arson..

pika: lol sad

layoreo: it was you wasn't it

pika: listen here you sonava bitch.

frog boy: lMFAO

sushi: y’all will complain about school and then go do crimes

sushi: nvm makes sense forget i mentioned that

zuzu: so kurapika’s is committing acts of illegal activity,

zuzu: gon and zushi are planning to fight at 4:45

zuzu: and killua is searching up unfunny memes from 2017 

zuzu: 

catboy: first of all, fuck you

catboy: second of all, how do yk that

catboy: and third of all

catboy: blocked on all accounts, spam reported, and deleted

zuzu: first of all, i return the fuck you

zuzu: second of all, im just good like that 

zuzu: and third of all

zuzu: why are you attacking me like i did something wrong

catboy: YOU DID DO SOMETHING WRONG

zuzu: WHAT DID I DO

catboy: OFFEND ME 

pika: hey so wyd when the police are chasing you

layoreo: wgat

frog boy: climb buildings and roof hop

pocky: jump on the hood of the car and run the opposite direction

catboy: if you can

catboy: then you can

catboy: assassinate.

zuzu: why were those words of wisdom

frog boy: i’m screenshotting that and making it my lock screen

sushi: why did you guys respond to the police question like you’ve been chased before

pika: we have duh

zuzu: oh

zuzu: my bf’s name didn’t pop up in a tik tok...and the girl in the video said if it did, it’s meant to be

layoreo: when his name isn’t there: goodbye

frogboy: GOODBYE

zuzu: where the hell is his name

pika: text him “your name didn’t pop up in the tik tok, disappointment is filling my head because i expected better”

layoreo: ^^^

pocky: NO

pika: add me on twit rq @pikapika

frogboy: aren’t you supposed to be running from the police ????

pika: yeah what about it

sushi: you know what

sushi: k 

catboy: ponzu just tell him to dm that person who made the tik tok 

zuzu: brb lemme just

4:20

Private Messages

babes >  pokaboo

babes: dm her or i’ll burn your crossword puzzles 

babes: also 420 BLAZE IT.

pokaboo: ?????

4:21 AM

local gas station robbery

pocky: never expected her to say it

frog boy: if he said no, pull up on that hoe

zuzu: these quotes are giving me

zuzu: i don’t have the words to describe such 

layoreo: lol

catboy: lMFAO 

catboy: hey guys

catboy: eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast

frog boy: SLED GANG

sushi: SLED GANG

zuzu: SLED GANG

pika: everyone drop a quote you heard

layoreo: “sometimes i wanna drink the chemicals and just die” - some kid in chemistry

pika: “if you ever need serotonin, don’t come to me because i’ll make your day a living hell” - someone at lunch

catboy: “if you say one more damn word i will burn this library down along with you in it ” - the librarian

pocky: NO LMAO

catboy: legit was doing my school project and my partner was being hella annoying 

catboy: i literally had to say SHUT UP every 5 seconds 

frog boy: YOU CALLED ME LATER ON AND TALKED SHIT ABOUT HIM 

sushi: LMFAO

sushi: not a hater but some ppl just talk a lot

sushi: again, not a hater

catboy: you saying that makes me think ur secretly hating 

sushi: in reality yea but don’t tell anyone o said that

catboy: its amusing you think i have other friends

pika: pathetic

catboy: U ARE THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE SAYING THAT

pika: hey I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS 

catboy: name one (1)

pika: 

pika: bethany

catboy: fucking, bethany 

layoreo: LIAR 

pika: sTOP

sushi: anyway driving away the topic of friendless losers

sushi: don’t y’all ever be concerned of your friends 

sushi: your ONLY FRIENDS btw

catboy: i hope u DIE

pika: FUCK U

sushi: LOL

sushi: like they tell you something and then you have a worrying suspicion they won’t be fucking alive tomorrow 

zuzu: no sugarcoating there huh zushi 

sushi: i just had to put it on the plate.

sushi: also idk how else i would say it

pocky: lol yes im worried for gon everyday 

frogboy: we’re in different GRADES you don’t know what i’m doing.

layoreo: so you just forgot you have ur bsf and bf in your grade 

frog boy: oh nvm  

frog boy: but why are you guys worried for me

frogboy: i’m a stable human being

pika: gon is lying rn

catboy: lol

sushi: “you ever just wanna, jump out the window.” - gon

catboy: HE SAID THAT

catboy: do you need me to come over.

frog boy: no

frogboy: gn see y’all tmmr.

zuzu: IT IS TOMORROW???

pocky: y’all had me thinking it was 11 pm 

layoreo: lol same

layoreo: y’all got any more quotes cuz y’all mfs are unstable and it’s funny 

zuzu: “stop fucking looking at me you 14 inch head whore” - Shoot

sushi: “why is it me that always dies” - leorio

sushi: “you always die because you die, just don’t die” - kurapika

pika: i remember that conversation vividly

layoreo: crying

frog boy: LOL

pocky: LMFAO

layoreo: so what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?

frog boy: don’t EVER quote beyoncé

layoreo: can you STOP GATE KEEPING HER

frog boy: i was literally president of her fan club in last year, and now so u cannot flame me

catboy: until you’re throne was overTHRONE

frog boy: you just want me to beat you up don’t you

pika: y’all chil

pika: i’m trying to play mystic messenger in peace 

zuzu: i will if you tell me you’re going for the jaehee route

pika: i’m going for jumin

zuzu: then no get spammed 

layoreo: why jumin? go for yoosung

pocky: 707 is where it’s at lol

frogboy: to my defense jaehee >>>  best girl

catboy: jaehee is only girl you stupid fuck

frogboy: shut up rat tail lover

catboy: i didn’t come here to be attacked and ridiculed.

frog boy: is there something you need to tell me?

catboy: no.

frog boy: damn.

catboy: zen is literally the best character, his smile is just siwieueheueuososndd

pika: zen is annoying and self centered.

layoreo: you notice that now?

frog boy: you gays disgust me

pocky: shut yo jaehee loving ass up

frog boy: i actually will since that was a creative insult

pocky: i’m trying

pocky: as threatening as i seem, jumin overpowers me

sushi: wait no

sushi: if i wasn’t so straight i’d go for 707

frogboy; I FORGOT ur like one of the only straight ones here lol

sushi: is that a crime?

sushi: is it BAD to be STRAIGHT?

sushi: you shame me but now pokkle or ponzu???

zuzu: HEY NOW CALM DOWN.

pocky: DONT PUT ME IN THIS  

pika: LOL

frogboy: i’m so sorry

frogboy: forgive me :(

sushi: i will for now.

sushi: plus i think i’m questioning but i’m definitely aro/ace lol

pocky: i’m unlabeled too sooooo not straight! 

pocky: more bi-curious tho!

catboy: obviously 

catboy: i see the way you check out tom holland

pocky: HEY

pocky: ykw yeah i’m bi 100%.

zuzu: and i think i’m bi lol 

zuzu: bi twins 

zuzu: but can you blame him tom holland is fine as fuck

pika: sexy spider man???

layoreo: yeah

layoreo: it’s like almost 5 am and i’m tempted to run outside and not come back 

catboy: ah yes, early morning tendencies i see 

catboy: take me with you 

layoreo: HMMM IDK KILLUA.

layoreo: AFTER THE WAY YOU’VE BEEN TREATING ME IM NOT SURE.

catboy: HEY

zuzu: OKAY but like everyone needs their rest!

frogboy: no. no i don’t  

catboy: gon. 

frog: goodnight everyone

pocky: WHIPPED IM LOSING IT 

frogboy: I WILK LITERALLY FILL UR FUCKING LUNCHBOX WITH WORMS AGAIN DONT PUSH IT 

pocky: NO NOT THAT AGAIN 

pika: GOODNIGHT PALS & GAL

zuzu: GOODNIGHT 

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5:23 PM

local gas station robbery

layoreo has changed layoreo’s name to tired

tired: okay all of you have now pushed me to my fucking limits

tired: i’m throughly convinced that you guys don’t care for your academic careers

tired: like one day i’ll wake up and then suddenly i have 1,836 messages from this gc claiming that you are all dropping out

pika: we’re not THAT bad 

tired: lying will only make it worse.

pika: ok fine BUT

pika: why the specific number of 1,836

tired: why are you focused on that rather than the fact i just aged by 30 years

pika: i just wanna know where you got number from

pika: it’s so…random

pika: is that how many grey hairs you have 

tired: UR PUSHING IT.

pika: OKAY IM SORRY.

tired: also it’s my unlucky #

pika: unlu 

tired: anyway

catboy: ok so he died mid-sentence are we just going to skip over that

tired: yes or you’re next

catboy: fair 

catboy: and why are you assuming that i don’t wanna go to college?

catboy: that’s brutal old man

catboy: i actually wanna get my education unlike SOMEBODY

tired: IM LITERALLY 2 GRADES ABOVE YOU

tired: moving on.

frogboy: we do care

frogboy: maybe not pokkle but the rest of us care!

pocky: HEY

pocky: TECH GENIUS OVER HERE DONT IGNORE THAT

frogboy: mhm thanks for that anyway

frogboy: it’s just sometimes you have to take risks

frogboy: you have to take the chances 

pika: you fought with someone and now you’re suspended for a week

pika: how, in any way, is that taking chances.

frogboy: ok firstly, it gave me a CHANCE to vent my anger 

frogboy: and secondly 

frogboy: SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

frogboy: DONT START A FIGHT YOU CANT WIN

sushi: YOU STILL DONT FIGHT WITH SOMEONE ESPECIALLY TOWARDS A GIRL

catboy: equal rights equal fights!!!!

tired: STOP ENCOURAGING HIS BAD BEHAVIOR

pika: LMFAO

pocky: GON GOT IN A FIGJT AND I DIDNT KNOW THIS???

zuzu: ur late on everything 

zuzu: the apocalypse could happen and you’ll be like

zuzu: “wait there are zombies” 3 years after it happened 

pocky: why was that so specific also that’s JOT TRUE

pocky: @frogboy WHO WAS IT AND WHEN DID IT HAPPEN

frogboy: i’ll spill bc she worked my nerves 

frogboy: okay so i was sitting at lunch with a friend of mine righttttt

frogboy: and we were talking about math or something idk i forgot it was a long day

pika: you were there for 3 and a half periods.

pika: you couldn’t even finish 4th period.

frogboy: it was a LONG DAY.

frogboy: anyway this girl named mayumi

frogboy: typing, saying, thinking, hearing, and looking at her name makes me angry.

frogboy: anyway she comes up to me and she was talking about rumors that were going around about me skipping class ??

frogboy: idk sounds fake and it’s obviously wasn’t true

frogboy: and other shit that could get me suspended for more than three days and possibly in trouble 

frogboy: mind you shes a GOODY GOODY HALF ASSED WHO SNITCHES ON PEOPLE FOR NO REASON

frogboy: so don’t think my logic is flawed bc it’s actually supported by the evidence of her behavior.

pika: you sound like

zuzu: “well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”

pika: LMAO YEA

sushi: oh i know her

sushi: she’s the one who’s parents are rich as hell and live in a huge mansion right?

frogbo:  YES the spoiled little granny with the green eyes

zuzu: LMAO

frogboy: and she was literally up in my personal bubble spitting in my face and pointing her dirty wrinkling finger in my FACE

frogboy: then she goes “i’d fight you right now but i can’t cause there are teachers and that would be uncivilized”

pika: please tell me you dragged her

frogboy: stop spoiling it

tired: YOU DRAGGED HER BC SHE WAS TALKING SHIT???

frogboy: SHE THREATENED ME AND WAS FEEDING INTO THE RUMORS

frogboy: ITS BETTER I DO IT TYEN KILLUA COME AND FIGHR FOR ME

pocky: that poor girl would end up gone, vanished, RIP

catboy: stop talking about me like i’m not here 

frogboy: in my defense

frogboy: it was worth it and yes i won in the end

catboy: EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS

tired: WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT ENCOURAGING

catboy: CAN A MAN NOT ENCOURAGE HIS BF

catboy: ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC REOLIO

tired: MAYBE ITS MY TURN

catboy: WELL CMONNNNN THEN

sushi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

pika: absolutely everything

pocky: do you think this is elementary?

pocky: ain’t no goo goo ga ga shit

zuzu: UR KILLING ME HERE

10:13 AM

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zuzu: so no one’s gonna talk about the principal walking around in a spider-man costume

catboy: LMAO

catboy: we RARELY see the principal and the one time he shows up is as PETER PARKER

tired: i laughed audibly 😭😭

sushi: i never applied to this school

sushi: don’t know why i’m here

pika: you came here at your own will and now you can’t turn back

zuzu: LMFAOOO

frogboy: can y’all die and then come back tomorrow i’m trying to sleep

pika: it’s like 10 am we have classes

frog boy: ok? bold of you to assume that i’m late or skipping

tired: nobody assumed that

tired: what??? hello???

pocky: but was it hinted in your words? yes

tired: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON

catboy: y’all stop because bisky keeps looking at me when you send a message

pocky: aren’t you in math lol

zuzu: what else do you think bisky teaches

pocky: yes but he’s one of bisky’s students

pocky: I THOUGJT BISKY TAUGHT ELA???

pika: SHE NEVER TAUGHT ELA???

pocky: CAN YOU NOT I'M TRYING TO PROCESS THIS

tired: EVERYBODY JUST GO TO CLASS UNTIL LUNCH PERIOD

1:33 AM 

local gas station robbery 

frogboy: it’s the devil’s hour 

catboy: what 

catboy: the devil’s hour is like 3 stupid 

frogboy: i know you’re not talking 

pika: morning y’all 

pocky: it’s 1 am 

pika: morning y’all. 

sushi: did you just wake up? 

pika: yeah and what about it? 

pika: Do you have a problem with me recovering my hours of sleep? Is that an issue to you? Do you feel offended when I lie down and get my rest? Does that make you mad? If so, we can gladly take this outside. 

sushi: hello calm down!!!!

tired: thought it was going to be that meme 

catboy: the old man knows memes? we must celebrate

tired: yeah celebrate me kicking your ass 

pocky: OOOO

tired: don’t think just because i kick his i can’t kick yours 

pocky: HEY

pocky: this is YOUR problem 

pocky: do not bring ME into this

zuzu: can everyone like stfu and let a lady sleep

frogboy: we all knew you weren’t sleep

zuzu: yeah and what about it? 

frogboy: a bitch caught lying is called a sin and sinner tragedy

pika: you’re a fucking twinkie 

catboy: ?!!?!?!?

frogboy: out of ALL insults you use twinkie

frogboy: you wound me 

tired: speaking of wounding 

tired: guess who’s homo of the phobic   

catboy: i didn’t know we had homophones  

pocky: you

catboy: wow you’re gay AND homophobic 

tired: okay first of all IM BISEXUAL

tired: and secondly no, it’s this douche in my chemistry class and i’m tempted to show him the hands

catboy: i feel like i know him

frogboy: you probably do

frogboy: i mean…you were an incel back in the day 

catboy: So, I wanna break up. 

pika: LOL

pocky: if there’s no hesitation 

pocky: i say do it

tired: really? done and done 

tired: but like i’m fr 

tired: the guy almost got slapped by this girl in our class for talking shit about lgbtq

tired: i was like “if you’re not gonna do it i gladly will take the honor of doing so”

sushi: did you do it 

tired: the bell rang i couldn’t and he booked it out so fast 

tired: i tried to chase him but i lost him in the crowd

frogboy: LEORIO ADMITTED HES SLOW AT RUNNING 

tired: NO I DIDNT?? HE WAS TOO FAST??

tired: dis you completely forget i did cross country in my freshman year

pika: with ur tall lanky legs i’m surprised ur not fast...

tired: IM HATING THIS 

tired: AGAIN, i did CROSS COUNTRY

sushi: GUYS I CAUGHT A LIZARD 

frogboy: SENF A PICTURE WHAT AFE YOU DOING 

sushi: [1 image attached]

pocky: WHAT THE RUCK IS THAT

catboy: RUCK

zuzu: it’s a lizard,,,, what else do you think it is

pocky: a fucking snake with legs 

pika: sn 

pika: snake with legs???

sushi: are you 

sushi: are you okay?

sushi: like genuinely, are you okay?

pika: SNAKE WITH LEGS

frogboy: if those existed they would technically be lizards, but their tongues aren’t like snakes and their throat capacity isnt as large 

catboy: ok nerd 

frogboy: DAMN and i was about to buy some chocolate for you 

catboy: hey bb ily <3333🥰🥰🥰 

tired: SO NOW YOU WANNA SWITCH UP LMAOOO

sushi: snake with legs, lizard, whatever, i let it go tho 

sushi: it was SO TINY OMG 

pika: so you but lizard form 

sushi: and you wonder why i complain about being in this groupchat 

zuzu: LMAOOO

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1:01 PM

local gas station robbery

catboy has changed tired’s name to senior

senior: nothing boils hotter than the blood running through my veins.

senior: @catboy change it BACK NOW

pika: EDGY MUCH

senior: it’s TRUE

senior: @frogboy get your boyfriend before i go to jail for murder

senior: answer or there are more @s 

catboy: HEY

catboy: U WERE ASKING FOR IT

catboy: NOW STOP @ing ME

sushi: okay before we spiral into

sushi: whatever that is 

sushi: gon i’m gonna ask this once

sushi: just one time

sushi: all you have to do is answer 

sushi: no excuses, just the truth.

pocky: ASK IT DAMN

frogboy: ¿

sushi: why the fuck

sushi: why the hell

sushi: now why the dippty dapper ding dang heck do you have have x reader fnaf fanfics bookmarked in your safari

zuzu: what

catboy: are we

catboy: are we gonna ignore the texan talk.

pika: for the sake of my sanity and everyone else’s

pika: yes.

pika: now my question is

pika: how do you know he has that

sushi: well i used his phone earlier to search something up cause mine wasn’t working

sushi: wifi trash i blame wing

zuzu: WIFI TRASH

sushi: and you know what i find?

sushi: “Fnaf x Reader, Quotev”

sushi: fucking quotev fanfic.net better

frogboy: you can’t tell me the fics aren’t good though 

frogboy: and don’t judge a book by its cover!

sushi: based solely by the cover, i’m already fucking judging it

sushi: do you really think i want to see a humanoid version of freddy fazbear shirtless???

sushi: do you???

senior: okay zushi. go take a break. you’ve lost it already

sushi: who WOULDNT LOSE IF IF THEY SAW A SHIRTLESS FREDDY FAZBEAR

senior: and to be fair…they kinda are?

pika: stop talking.

senior: no no let me explain please 

pika: no.

senior: i’m explaining anyways 

senior: i mean, i judged HARD before i read any

senior: but no one told me being dominated by foxy is hot

pocky: BEING DOMINATED BY A FUCKING ANIMATRONIC ANIMAL IS HOT???

catboy: i’ve finally lost it

frogboy: ITS LITERALLY “Human!Fnaf x Reader”

zuzu: he did the ! and everything

catboy: i’m in HELL.

pika: IM SCARED FOR YOUR FUTURE AND YOUR SEARCH HISTORY

senior: ITS NOT EVEN AS BAD AS GON’S

senior: HIS IS BOOKMARKED

frogboy: how do you think i sleep at night?

catboy: you told me it was bc of my voice...you said it was soothing 

frogboy: ok nvm it is but like ON THE WEEKENDS what do i do at night all alone?

pocky: do you read like,,,,,,

pocky: smut...

pocky: fnaf animatronic smut 18+

sushi: i’m gonna launch myself into the sun

sushi: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT

sushi: WHY IS THIS THE ONE THINF ON YOUR MIND

pocky: IM CURIOUS 

sushi: ABOUT WHAT.

pocky: about whether or not animatronic animals are sentient!

sushi: BRUH

pocky: IM INNOCENT

frogboy: SMUT????

frogboy: I AM A PURE HUMAN I WOULD NEVER 

frogboy: THE FACT YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING IS WRONG SO VERY WRONG

catboy: i can show some to you

pika: IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU

pika: KEEP HIM PURE YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH

catboy: I WAS KIDDINGGGG

senior: i’ve seen smut but never read it

senior: it’s badly written anyway and 18+

senior: i follow the rules

pika: LIAR

pika: YOU LIKE BEING DOMINATED BY FOXY

senior: I DO BUT LIKE DO YOU REALLY THINK IM SUBMISSIVE 

catboy: yes

senuor: IM GONNS STRANGLE YOU

catboy: SQUARE UP SENIOR CITIZEN

frogboy: yall PLEASE.

zuzu: ok now i’m intrigued

zuzu: @frogboy send me a link i wanna try this out

pocky: ME TOO

frogboy: damn you guys are weird...

frogboy: lemme find some favorites 

sushi: i cannot fucking believe my eyes

sushi: FAVORITES?

frogboy: how many do you think i’ve read

pika: DONR FUCKING ANSWER THAT

frogboy: LMAOOO 

frogboy: OK https://www.quotev.com/story/5913722/Human-FNAF-x-Reader-Scenarios-Five-Nights-at-Freddys

catboy: SCENARIOS???? 

frogboy: the more the better

pika: NOT WHEN ITS FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S

zuzu: i’m going to READ AND FINISH

pocky: 10 she’s gonna favor bonnie

senior: are we really betting

pocky: yes

senior: i feel like she’s gonna favor chica so 10

frogboy: 15 it’s freddy

catboy: nah 10 for foxy i haven’t even read it but i just FEEL IT

pika: ok harry potter 

pika: but 15 for foxy 

catboy: i

catboy: I DONT ACT LIKE HARRY POTTER?

senior: he’s more of a draco deplica lol

senior: it’s something about him that gives gryfinndor and slytherin vibes 

senior: gryfindor

senior: gfrydorb

senior: gryin

pika: gryffindor 

senior: YES

senior: @catboy draco wannabe 

senior: “MAH FATHA WILL HEAR ABUT TIS!”

senior: that’s what i believe and i’m stickin to it

catboy: IM NOT BRITISH 

pika: he drinks tea and eats scones for breakfast 

pika: “oi! wats the weatha loke tuday?”

sushi: THE ACCENT

pocky: OK EVERYONE CHILL AND LET ME READ

5:17 PM

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zuzu: i finished it 

frogboy: how was it

zuzu: bonnie was so flirty and not what i expected???

zuzu: i could BREATH and the guy would call me hot

pocky: pay up everybody 

pockh: she likes bonnie 

catboy: i’ll buy you some fucking chips 

senior: RIGGED FUCKING RIGGED

senior: SHES UR GF OFC YOU KNEW 

pocky:  IM JUST A GREAT GUESSER STFU 

pika: ill mail your money 

pocky: MAIL?¿

pocky: THIS ISNT 1974 

sushi: LMFAO

pika: SHUT UP 

pika: UR RIGHT FOR BONNIE THO

pika: but freddy was such a fucking snob  

senior: LMAOO FREDDY WAS A SNOB

catboy: CHICA OR CHICO BC SHE WAS MALE IN THIS STORY WAS SO CUTE

pocky: now we know killua’s personality preference cuz.

catboy: SAYS THE ONE WHO LIKES GOLDEN FREDDY??? GET OUT

pocky: HE IS UNDERRATED TAKE THAT BACK

pocky: I COMMAND YOU

pika: y’all are weird...golden freddy was trying to steal me from freddy i just know it

frogboy: LITERALLY

zuzu: i got so pissed with chica in that one bonnie scenario 

senior:  NO SHE MADE ME SO HEATEDDDD

catboy: AND BONNIE DID NOTHING TO PROTECT HIMSELF

catboy: he literally didnt say anything and admitted he cheated

catboy: and yet the author made us go back to him

catboy: 4/10 thanks i hate it

frogboy:  chica pressured him into cheating so i mean, the man wasn’t really at fault

pika: he still should’ve known that chica and her jealously were going for our head tho?? so he kinda is in the fault

pika: her pressure doesn’t mean anything if you think about it cause bonnie had every right to say no and KNEW our loyalty was on the line

pika: yet he still did it anyway

frogboy: mmm you have a point

pika: ofc i do i’m so smart

pika: THAT BITCH HATED US THO LMAOOO

sushi: LMAOOO 

sushi: y’all are sleeping on mangle but wtv

frogboy: and their long words i couldn’t understand most of the time??

frogboy: no i’m sleeping on them alright

pocky: wasn’t mangle male in the story??

frogboy: yeah but i always saw mangle as a they/them since their gender was never confirmed in the ACTUAL games yk?

catboy: NON BINARY MANGLE

pocky: yes!

pika: did y’all read the last chapter

pika: freddy said make it up to him and i’m like “damnnn say no more”

senior: THE AUTHOR NEVER UPDATED IT??? I KNEW IT WAS SOME SMUT NEXT 

zuzu: WHY WOULD Y’ALL READ THAT

catboy: I WAS GOING TO JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT?? BUT 

pocky: BUT WHAT KILLUA? FINISH YOUR SENTENCE.

catboy: …STOP

zuzu: LMAOO

zuzu: if you have more recommendations send pls😢😢😢😢

frogboy: OK

frogboy:https://www.quotev.com/story/6733642/Suit-and-Tie-HumanFreddy-X-Reader

pika: ily

frogboy: if y’all want to be a child then https://www.quotev.com/story/6705256/Dream-Your-Dream-Yandere-FNaF-4-X-ChildReader

sushi: 

sushi: YANDERE??

zuzu: oh

frogboy: my second fav https://www.quotev.com/story/7273034/Keep-me-Safe-and-Ill-keep-you-Wild

catboy: YEEHAW

senior: SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN AND IM REMOVING YOU

catboy: ITS CAUSE UR A COWBOY

frogboy: OK but like take ur time reading these cause they’re chefs kiss 

senior: LMAOO OK

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2:56 AM

local gas station robbery

pika: i’m raining hell

pika: there’s a fucking spider in my bathroom

catboy: okay so kill it

pika: no

catboy: get bit then

pika: I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BADLY 

pika: I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE

sushi: JUST TAKE A SHOE AND KILL IT

pika: ITS NOT THAT EASY 

pika: leo

pika: leorio

senior: no.

pika: THIS IS THE LAST TIME

senior: ITS LIKE 3 AM AND YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER AND KILL A SPIDER FOR YOU

senior: JUST KILL IT

frog boy: just let ME DO IT

frogboy: IM RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM U ANYWAYS

catboy: I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU EVEN CLIMB OUT OF THAT BED

frogboy: DAMNIT

frogboy: JUST THIS ONE TIME

pocky: over protective killua LMAO

zuzu: like you didn’t get mad bc some girl was hitting on me

pocky: SHE WAS STRAIGHT UP FLIRTING WITH YOU AND SHE KNEW YOU WERE DATING ME?

pocky: SHES SO LUCKY SHE WASNT MALE 

sushi: I HATE THIS CHAT

11:10 AM

local gas station robbery

senior: KURAPIKA I SWEAR IF THAT WAS YOU CHASING CHROLLO IM GONNA RIOT

sushi: WHO CHASING WHOM????

catboy: I SAW THAT LMAOO

catboy: I WAS WALKING TO THE BATHROOM AND FUCKING CHROLLO PASSES BY ME AND KURAPIKA IS 2 STEPS BEHIND HIM 

frogboy: I WANT TO SEE THIS??¿¿

pika: hello everyone

senior: KURAPIKA

zuzu: HES IN THE OFFICE WHY IS HE HERE

pocky: i forgot you work in the office as a office assistant

pocky: BUT WHY IS HE THERE

pika: i don’t know what you guys are talking about

senior: SCROLL UP

zuzu: CHASINSFS IN GHE HALLWAYS

zuzu: I HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP FOR THAT

catboy: all i heard from chrollo was “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU RABID ANIMAL”

pika: the fact he has the FUCKING AUDACITY TO EVEN SHOW HIS FACE I CANNOT

sushi: HE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL WYDM

frogboy: SO? HE CAN TRANSFER

pika: ^^^^

zuzu: i just talked to the principal and he said he’s not even gonna bother punishing you due to last incident so he’s just gonna send you home

pocky: LMFAOOOO

pika: GDI

senior: YOU’RE JUST AS BAD AS GON

frogboy: ME?¿

frogboy: I AM A WELL EDUCATED AND BEHAVED STUDENT

senior: yeah your C- in algebra is screaming right now

catboy: i tutored you for 4 hours last week and you still didn’t learn anything. 

frogboy: NUMBERS ARE CONFUSING

frogboy: ZUSHI BACK ME UP

sushi: NO EVEN I AGREE 

sushi: I REMEMBER WALKING INTO UR FUCKING ROOM AND THERE WERE STICKY NOTES OF NUMBERS EVERYWHERE ON YOUR WALL BC KILLUA WOULDNT LET YOU TAKE THEM DOWN

pocky: I SAW THAT KILLUA WOULD GIVE U A DEATH STARE IF YOU EVEN TOUCHED ONE

frogboy: it took 2 hours to find all the sticky notes

catboy: and it STILL didn’t help

catboy: GON CMON JUST GO TO TUTORIALS

frogboy: over. my. dead. BODY.

pika: cant solve for x? hmmmm i wonder why

frogboy: calling me out thanks i hate it 

zuzu: he can’t solve his own mental problems why do you think he can solve for x

catboy: cmon now man i cant fuckinf giggle in class.

pocky: PONZU LMFAOO

sushi: HAHSH

senior: gon you need professional help and tutorials 

senior: like my boy. cmon now. a 64?

frogboy: i have an EXCUSE

pika: gon has more problems then me sooo idk why you’re getting mad at me for chasing chrollo

pocky: your problems can’t even be compared to gon’s so why are you even TRYING

frogboy: ur worse than ME in so many ways

sushi: gon will THREATEN to break someone’s arm

sushi: KURAPIKA YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO IT

pika: NOT TRUE 

catboy: REMEMBER WHEN YOU TACKLED UVOGIN IN THE FUCKING GYM??

catboy: ALL BC HE WAS ASSOCIATES WITH CHROLLO

zuzu: HE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT YOU

zuzu: HE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE YOU

pika: IF U DARE EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH THAT MAN YOU ARE ON MY WATCHLIST

pika: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

sushi: everyday we stray further and further away from god

pocky: is that our fault? no

sushi: IT IS your fault what are you talking about

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8:45 AM

Private Chat

pin man: hisoka.

pin man: hisoka where the fuck are you

loser card: im comingggg

loser card: lol that’s what she said 

loser card: anyway

loser card: i had to redo my eyeliner cuz it wouldn’t cooperate this morning so. yea.

pin man: like anyone would notice your damn eyeliner

pin man: you put so little on your eye lid??? i rarely notice it.

loser card: IS THAT TRUE?? I NOTCIE IT ALL THE TIME

pin man: ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FACE OFC YOU DO.

loser card: idk why i started wearing eyeliner tbh

loser card: like maybe i’m just petty cause of this girl named betty 

loser card: she talks a lot and she mentioned it and made me self conscious and now here we are.

pin man: betty with the blonde hair and pink acrylics?

loser card: yes her 

loser card: the girl i had beef with last year.

loser card: apparently she got new brown lipstick and her friends were literally saying it looks AMAZING on her??

loser card: “OMG BETTY IT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOU”

loser card: NO BETTY IT LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT.

pin man: HA

loser card: she was bragging about it being from morphe for like $50 and i actually went out to the mall to see if i could find it

loser card: i COULDNT so i even checked sophora AND STILL COULDNT FIND IT

pin man: she got it from CVS

loser card: ?¿ WHAT

pin man: SHE DID

pin man: i fucking saw her and it was like 2 am.

pin man: i went out to get stomach medicine for alluka because she threw up

pin man: AND I SAW THAT MANGY BITCH THERE

pin man: why she was at CVS i’ll never fucking understand 

loser card: FUCKING blackmail i’m using this

pin man: good because she’s a fucking bitch who always talks shit about people out in gym and it’s like BARF 

loser card: ¿¿¿

pin man: i saw it yesterday??? it looked good for CVS make up tbh

loser card: right some jeffree star type shit 

pin man: remember when he got canceled

pin man: LMAOOO and everyone who got his pallet destroyed it and posted it on insta 

loser card: LMFAO

loser card: i did the same thing to follow the trend..

pin man: FUCKING LOSER

loser man: STOP

pin man: anyways, it’s fucking cold outside and you’re slow at walking

pin man: SO HURRY UP

loser card: IM OWM

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2:57 AM

local gas station robbery

catboy : why the diddly darn fuck did i see hisoka salting his mcdonald’s fries in my kitchen

senior: enough with the country talk i will lose it

senior: anyway. u saw WHAT.

pocky: WHAT

frogboy: HE WAS DOING WHAT

catboy: SALTING HIS ALREADY SALTED FRIES

catboy: TWO OF THOSE FRIES AND YOU’RE GUARANTEED A HEARTATTACK

zuzu: i swear it’s like you’re begging for a heart attack if you order a fucking large fry

pika: is he trying to die.

pika: i mean… not that i’m complaining 

pika: i encourage his behavior actually and you can tell him i said that

zuzu: ^^ agreed i hate him.

senior: LMFAO

sushi: everything from mcdonald’s is toxic and was probably dipped in acid

sushi: the toxicity of everything truly

sushi: i remember one time i order some sprite and brought it to school

sushi: gon took like fucking one sip and was bouncing off the walls

frogboy: ITS TINGLY AND ITS ELECTRICAL

frogboy: IT COURSES THROUGH YOUR VEINS

zuzu: VEINS

zuzu: might apply to mcdonald’s to see what the fuck they put in their food

catboy: CAN I APPLY WITH YOU?? I WANNA SEE THIS

senior: how old do you have to be to apply???

pocky: lemme search rq

pocky: 14

zuzu: then i can apply.

catboy: SO CAN I

catboy: i know it’s like october and i turned 14 in the summer but i’m gonna lie and say i’m 19

sushi: THEY’RE GONNA KNOW BC UR HEIGHT??

frogboy: you do know he’s like 5’7 right.

frogboy: I Am 5’4 bust considered 5’5.

pika: HES FUCKING 5’7???

pika: IM 5’8 SO WHY IS HE SO CLOSE IN HEIGHT TO ME???

senior: laughs in 6’1

pika: I HATE YOU

senior: FUCKING GENETICS HOW CAN YOU HATE ME FOR SOMETHING I CANT CONTROL

pika: SHUT UP I DESPISE YOU 

zuzu: i’m gonna apply with killua and if we get the job i’m gonna throw a party 

zuzu: like actually so everyone prepare yourself to go to party city soon

sushi: don’t you have to do an interview?

catboy: FUCK

catboy: still gonna do it

catboy: that won’t stop me

catboy: absolutely not

frogboy: if killua gets the job i can brag to people about my bf working at mcdonald’s

frogboy: well maybe not brag but 

frogboy: i can brag about free fries LMAO

pocky: SAME BUT WITH MY GF LMAO

pika: if y’all get the job recommend me so i can go in without interview

senior: hmmmm idk aren’t you suspended for 3 days after chasing SOMEONE DOWN THE HALLWAY? 

pika: THAT WAS THEN AND THIS IS NOW

sushi: IT WAS YESTERDAY WDYM

catboy: submitted my application 

zuzu: same

zuzu: MOVING UP INTO THE ECONOMIC ZONE AND OMW TO BEING RICH

sushi: ITS LIKE $9 AN HOUR

zuzu: LET ME DREAM

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3:06 PM

local gas station robbery

zuzu: guys. @everyone 

zusu: i am making it in the fucking economy. 

zuzu: guess who got an INTERVIEW?

catboy: no way. 

zuzu: YES WAY

catboy: NO FUCKING

zuzu: YES FUCKING WAY

catboy: YOOOOO SAME

frogboy: WAIT ARE YOU FR??

frogboy: YESSSS IM SO PROUD OF YOU

catboy: YOU’RE KILLING ME

zuzu: STOP BEING LOVEY DOVEY FOR 5 SECONDS AND STEALING MY LIGHTNING

zuzu: I HATE YOU DAMN COUPLES

sushi: LMFAO

zuzu: ANYWAY.

zuzu: yes ya girl got an interview !!!!

senior: i cant believe one of us is finally doing something productive with their life 

senior: you guys are becoming non losers now!

senior: i’m like a proud father

catboy: you ARE a proud father old man

senior: i hope u don’t GET THE JOB

catboy: NO IM SOWWY :(

pika: block him NOW.

zuzu: moving ONNNN 

pika: when is ur interview

pika: they usually schedule it after a couple days when they call you back right?

pika: or is it different when it comes to mcdonald’s.

pocky: the real epitome of the fast food chain world

zuzu: a real marketer i say

zuzu: and it’s scheduled for this wednesday so i can go after school i think?

zuzu: it’s at about 5:30 and school ends at 3:45 so i have time to changed into something professional or at least somewhat decent 

pocky: dont fucking tell me you’re gonna wear a WHOLE ASS SUIT to a MCDONALD’S INTERVIEW

zuzu: PROFESSIONAL BABE. PROFESSIONAL.

senior: THAT CRUSTY OLD DIRTY FAST FOOD LMAOOOO

zuzu: STFU

pocky: IM KIDDING BB 

pocky: i have clubs after school that ends at 5 so i can drive you? if that’s okay w/ you

zuzu: yes !!! id be forever thankful ur the best

pika: okay so yours is wednesday

pika: what abt you @catboy

pika: i need info just in case i have to show up and watch you ultimately FAIL

catboy: will you stop PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL

catboy: mine is at 6 but on the friday that’s coming up after the wednesday 

sushi: just say it’s on fucking friday i beg you

catboy: i will do No such thing

catboy: and illumi was originally gonna drive me but that bitch wants to hang with HISOKA

catboy: WHO DITCHES SOMEONE, ANYONE, FOR HISOKA

frogboy: LOL

frogboy: aunt mito can drive you? 

catboy: CAN SHE RLLY

frogboy: she loves you bro ofc she will 

catboy: THANK U!!!

frogboy: YW!!

sushi: how touching that two of us are doing something with our lives 

sushi: speaking of lives mine is in fucking danger.

pocky: ???? What

sushi: palm is stalking me after i hid from her in the closet 

pika: CLOSET?¿

sushi: SPECIFICALLY THE JANITOR’S

sushi: I WAS RUNNING FROM PALM WHO WAS CHASING ME BECAUSE I SLAMMED A SANDWICH IN HER FACE

sushi: SO I HID IN THE JANITOR’S

pika: ??????

senior: AND YOU MENTION THIS NOW

pocky: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN 

sushi: TWO DAYS AGO 

sushi: god tests me everyday 

sushi: i’m on his hit list or something 

catboy: it’s bc ur lack of empathy 

sushi: YOUR BEHAVIOR IS THE REASON FOR MY LACK OF EMPATHY

catboy: what DID I DO TO YOU

sushi: FRUSTRATE ME 

zuzu: if you think you’re the only one on god’s hit list dw.

zuzu: i have to walk with killua and gon everyday who do nothing but FLIRT 

zuzu: you two are SO lovey dovey that sometimes even i have to look away 

frogboy: GIVE ME EVIDENCE 

zuzu: YOU FLIRT EVERYDAY ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL THAT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO PUT MY HEADPHONES ON AT FULL VOLUME TO TUNE YOU GUYS OUT 

catboy: RUDE 

catboy: ILL TEAR YOUR HEADPHONES AND FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO GON’S CRUMMY FLIRT ATTEMPTS

frogboy: CRUMMY??? 

pika: this is SAD 

pika: L LIFE TO YOU ALL

senior: YOU THINK THATS BAD??? 

senior: I WALKED INTO THE BOYS BATHROOM AND THEY WERE ABOUT TO START KISSING.

senior: IM SO LUCKY I INTERRUPTED IT JEEZ

frogboy: i too am sorry so ty for that 

catboy: IM RIGHT HERE 

frogboy: I WAS FEELING SO SICK THAT DAY 

catboy: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME 

frogboy: I DIDNT WANT YOU TO WORRY 

zuzu: you see???

pocky: keep✍️gon✍️and✍️killua✍️separated✍️

pika: LOL

pika: speaking of school i j

pika: i really don’t wanna attend tomorrow??? like it just seems surreal 

senior: you say that everyday 

senior: i have receipts 

senior: [pasted] pika: i’m gonna blow up my house if i have to go to school tomorrow 

senior: [pasted] pika: i’m getting brainwaves from god and he says i don’t have to go to school

senior: [pasted] pika: i’m Gonna Kms

senior: “why are you gonna kys” i said 

senior: and then you didn’t respond after that so i assumed you died

pocky: the funniest thing abt this was the fact you calmly stated he was gonna kill himself and then rightly assumed he died

pika: HES SO FAKE ISNT HE

senior: U SAY IT EVERYDAY SO IM JUSY USED TO IT BY JOW

pika: ugh

pika: who EVEN made the law that everyone needs education 

pocky: something called google 

pika: google made education?

pocky: proof. PROOF RIGHT THERE.

pocky: but ur partially right.

pocky: i tried skipping 6th period on friday but bisky caught me and sent me to detention 

sushi: LMAOO IS THAT WHY YOU DIDNT COME TO THE DAILY MEET UP??? 

pocky: YES??? bisky is SO nice but SO strict 

pocky: i’m confused on whether or not i should hate or love her 

catboy: SHES A MATH TEACHER WHOS A GOD AT GIVING DETENTIONS 

catboy: she TEASED me non stop because i had sports by beach bunny in my playlist

catboy: IM SORRY THAT SONG GOES HARD 

zuzu: IF YOU FEEL LONELY, I CAN BE LONELY WITH YOU 

frogboy: im her favorite student so i rest my case

senior: you told me that was because you always ask questions because you’re fucking horrible at algebra 

frogboy: WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK??

senior: I DID 

frogboy: she’s ALWAYS in my face about tutorials and i’m like “no ma’am, i understand” 

catboy: so you lie every day about understanding the material 

frogboy: yes!

pika: gon that’s NOT A FLEX

sushi: guys pls in listening to music and siri keeps reading my messages 

sushi: daniel ceaser is on rn EVERYBODY SHUT UP

pocky: ooooooo

pocky: who would’ve thought i’d get you 🎶🎶

pika: didn’t leorio try to sing me that at karaoke 

senior: THAT WAS BACK WHEN I WAS IN FRESHMEN YEAR LEAVE IT BEHIND 

pika: LOL

pika: we’ve only been dating for like a year and you never thought of singing that on our anniversary 

pika: might break up with you

pocky: ???????? hello

frogboy: yo i’m lowkey hyped for halloween this saturday  

zuzu: oh yeah, what is everyone doing this halloween? 

catboy: i’m taking alluka and kalluto trick or treating,,,

pocky: i might just stay in and binge watch horror movies 

sushi: idk i have to ask wing if he wants to do anything 

senior: some of the seniors are throwing a halloween party and invited some juniors 

senior: INCLUDING ME so that’s where i’m going to be 

frogboy: might commit a felony 

pika: Do not.

catboy: 

catboy: no 

frogboy: ruining the fun i see

catboy: i literally don’t want to go around with a bf in jail

catboy: have mercy 

pika: idek what i’m doing soo probably staying at home

senior: you can come with me to the halloween party!

senior: chrollo will be there

pika: what do you know, it seems i have plans now 

zuzu: KILLUA WHAT ABOUT UR SIBLINGS 

catboy: i’ll convince illumi 

catboy: if not then gon dress up for halloween and we can take them trick or treating together 

frogboy: OKAYYY!!

pocky: ponzu wanna come over to my place and watch movies?

zuzu: if you buy candy corn

pocky: THAT NASTY SHIT??

pocky: EW 

zuzu: ITS NOT NASTY

zuzu: UR TASTEBUDS ARE FUCKING WEIRD 

sushi: so it seems we all have halloween plans on saturday??? 

sushi: we can all meet up and hang on sunday if you guys want or something 

frogboy: yes!! 

catboy: that’s cool i can hang 

pocky: i’ll bring some shitty board games 

senior: I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES AT MARIO KART 

sushi: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?? IDK IF I WANNA PLAY MARIO KART,, 

pika: LMFAO

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2:56 PM

Private Chat

pin man: i’m not gonna ask why the FUCK the vending machine just flew over

loser card: I SAW IT BUT I COULDNT SEE WHO DID IT

loser card: but i did get my favorite gum!

pin man: anyways.

pin man: what the fuck are you wearing to the halloween party?

loser card: applejack

pin man: excuse me?

loser card: no actually nvm, rarity

pin man: BITCH I SWEAR IF YOU SHOW UP TO THE PARTY AS A FUCKING PONY

loser card:  LMFAOO

loser card: JUST ONCE???

pin man: NO

loser card: FINE you could’ve been apple jack but NOOOO

loser card: illumi = cowboy

loser card: HOLY SHIT

pin man: it BETTER NOT BE A STUPIF COSTUME IDEA OR IM BLOCKING YOU

loser card: WAIT

loser card: LETS BE WOODY AND JESSY, jessie??? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL HER NAME

pin man: from toy story????

loser card: YES

pin man: you know what

pin man: FINE we need to find costumes tho

loser card: IM WOODY YOU JEESY 

loser card: JESSIE??? 

pin man: WHY AM I HER

loser card: CAUSE YOUR HAIR WILL BE EASIER TO BRAID 

pin man: FINE but you better not say that STUPID CATCHPHRASE

[ audiomessage was sent by loser card ]

pin man: pull up rn

pin man: ill wipe the floor with you

loser card: there’s a snake in my boot

pin man: .

loser card: WIAT I WAS JUST KIDDING

loser card: WAIT

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2:36 PM

local gas station robbery

frogboy: MAYDAY MAYDAY

frogboy: @everyone ONLINE NOW

frogboy: ALERT ALERT

sushi: you are the sole reason i have this chat muted

pika: liar i saw ur phone and the messages coming up on the lockscreen 

pika: it was gon’s name with like six different hearts in the gc  

sushi: SHUT UP.

pika: DONT LIE AND I WILL.

frogboy: aw you have hearts by my name!!

sushi: STOP

frogboy: ANYWAY

frogboy: I CALL BULL

frogboy: WTF

catboy: HAHAHQHAHA

catboy: i’m SO confused rn.

catboy: WE WERENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING

sushi: WHAT THE FUCK DID Y’ALL DO

pika: HE BEAT ME TO IT

senior: y’all i saw it all

zuzu: ofc you did

zuzu: you just happen to see EVERYTHING

senior: GET LIKE ME.

senior: anyway so what had happened,,,,,

senior: gon was trying to get a snack from the vending machine and killua was right behind him waiting for him right

senior: this was at lunch btw cause this god forsaken school doesn’t have vending machines anywhere else

senior: that’s pisses me off btw i sent multiple complaints 

pika: yea and you told me that they sent you one back saying if you sent another letter they’ll suspend you LMAO

senior: i fucking hate this school

senior: anyway long story short  the snack got stuck

senior: SO DUMBASS #1 (killua) PICKS UP THE VENDING MACHINE

zuzu: THE WHOLE VENDING MACHINE???

zuzu: @catboy drop workout routine 

catboy: 4 sit-ups a day

zuzu: you have to be lying.

catboy: i am Lol idk i just. was born buff ig.

zuzu: LIAR

catboy: LMAO

senior: HE PUTS MY MUSCLES TO SHAME 

pocky: what muscles  

senior: don’t push it.

pocky: i’m sowwy leo…:((

senior: ignoring that.

senior: dumbass #2 (gon) THEN PUTS HIS FUCKING ARM  IN THE VENDING MACHINE TO TRY AND GET THE SNACK BUT FAILS

senior: SO HE GETS MAD

senior: AND THEN KILLUA THROWS A WATER BOTTLE AT THE MACHINE AND IT FALLS OVER AND BREAKS CAUSING THE WHOLE CAFETERIA TO GO SILENT

catboy: WHY WAS THE WATER BOTTLE SO STRONG

senior: WHAT

pocky: IM SORRY??? MAYBE IT WAS YOUR THROW AND NOT THE WATER??? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT??

catboy: BECAUSE THE SNACK WOULDNT COME OUT

catboy: NOT MY FAULT ITS WEAK 

catboy: afterwards gon got his snack and then booked it because the WHOLE cafeteria were coming to steal the free snacks that had fallen

catboy: HE FUCKING LEFT ME

frogboy: I HAD TOO

frogboy: ONE FOR ALL OR ALL FOR NOTHING

pika: whatever izuku midoriya 

frogboy: middle finger 

frogboy: hate it all

pika: “one for all or all for nothing” 

pika: apart from the fact i got free cheezits that i day i can say this week was very successful 

frogboy: NO?

frogboy: I DIDNT EVEN GET MY TWO SNACKS

zuzu: at least you GOT SOMETHING

catboy: GIRL,,,,,

pocky: LMFAOOO

pocky: maybe if y’all just idk. went to the fucking store and bought your own snacks

catboy: not all of us have cash on us

pika: you say that as if your family isn’t rich 

catboy: :(

pika: blocked 

sushi: the snacks in the machine are always stale anyways so why waste your time on it 

senior: my fucking chocolate was moldy 

senior: i had never been so mad before 

senior: wanted to complain but. yk. i couldn’t

zuzu: LOL

senior: transferring when i get the chnave 

pika: now you know.

senior: let a poor person dream.

zuzu: no i crush dreams

pika: alright miss edgelord my bad

pika: sad 24/7 and replaying all p!atd albums huh? 

zuzu: i don’t like P!ATD CAN U STOP

pika: didn’t you religiously listen to i write sins not tragedies in middle school

catboy: i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of….closing the damn door :/…

zuzu: STOP IM BEGGING YOU

zuzu: @pika you talk as if you didn’t listen to spears everyday for the last 3 years 

pika: streaming hit me baby one more time

pika: when i’m not with you i lose my mind 

pika: give me a signnnnnnnnnnnn

pika: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

senior: i’m going to pretend i did not just see that

frogboy: but she’s so good why ignore 

catboy: goodbye

pocky: okay sza fan

catboy: she’s GOOD MAN 

pocky: TRUE IDK WHY I CALLED U A FAN WHEN IM ONE TOO

sushi: sad violin 

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12:35 AM

local gas station robbery 

senior: @catboy 

senior: @catboy 

catboy: WHAT 

senior: so why do good girls like bad guys 

senior: i’ve had this question for a real long time 

pika: STOP ITS BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID PICTURE OF CODY FROM TDI

frogboy: holy shit cody didnt deserve to get voted off 

pocky: he was in a cast yes he did 

frogboy: BECAUSE A BEAR ATTACKED HIM YOU IDIOT

sushi: heather was a bitch i’m glad she didn't win 

sushi; that’s why she went bald headed and got voted off LMAOO

pika: are you serious? heather was the only one who was willing to do some drama and actually make people turn on eachother 

pika: ITS CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND FOR A REASON??

zuzu: debatable 

zuzu: it was just a challenge to win

zuzu: but like yeah create drama so it’s easier to vote people off 

zuzu: YOU KNOW WHO DESERVED IT? 

zuzu: COURTNEY I HATED HER 

catboy: NOOOO WHAT I LOVED HER 

catboy: SHE WAS THE CIT!

frogboy: she was better off with scott than duncan th

frogboy: duncan did her so wrong like omg 

frogboy: gwen was obviously into trent but this dude had to come in like wow okay 

pocky: literally 

senior: i’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see 

senior: so why don’t good girls fall in love with me? 

pika: STOP IM GONNA END UP DISABLING YOUR KEYBOARD AND KNEECAPS 

senior: NO 

senior: MY KNEECAPS ARE LIKE THE STRONGEST THING ON MY BODY

sushi: that sounds more sad than it is interesting 

senior: upper body strength is useless i don’t need it 

pocky: FUCKING SLENDER MAN 

senior: LMFAOOOOO

zuzu has changed senior’s name to slender man

slender man: THE AGONY 

slender man: but new halloween costume idea 

frogboy: might go out and catch frogs idk 

catboy: gon it is nearly 1 am 

frogboy: so

sushi: SO??? 

frogboy: NVM

catboy: but i’m in a craving for chocolate so i’m gonna run to the store 

frogboy: SO YOU CAN GO OUT BUT J CANT?? 

frogboy: HIPPOCAMPUS

pika: d

pika: do you mean hypocrite

frogboy: yes?? whatever i spell is how it gets spelled 

sushi: right 

pocky: fuck my elementary and middle days of the spelling bee 

zuzu: OKAY BUT LIKE GUESS WHO GOT THE JOB

catboy: YOU GOT IT TOO

zuzu: YOU GOT IT TOO

sushi: i had a stroke reading that

sushi; give me 5 minutes to go over and over that message a few times 

slender man: but can i get free fries now that y’all got the job...

catboy: HMMM IDK. 

catboy: THE WAY YOU’VE BEEN TREATING ME SAYS OTHERWISE 

slender man: THATS MY LINE STFU 

pika: holy shit recommend me 

sushi: @zuzu @catboy ignore that message 

pika:

pika: I WILL STOMP ON YOU

frogboy: when do you guys start? 

catboy: sunday 

zuzu: ^^

pocky: me and gon will be pullin up den 🗣❗️😪

frogboy:  yhu right mah g yessir 🥶😈🤝

slender man has kicked frogboy from the chat 

slender man has kicked pocky from the chat 

slender man: NO IM NOT TOLERATING THAT TYPE OF MESSAGE 

pika: YOU COULD’VE MUTED THEM???

slender man: NO 

catboy has added frogboy to the chat 

catboy has added pocky to the chat 

slender man: 😭😭 

catboy: i was gonna just add gon back but then ponzu would’ve dumped grease on me 

zuzu: new threat idea thank you 

catboy: Ponzu! Pokémon type: Grass 

catboy: Special Attack: 

catboy: !dirty fry grease pour! 

pocky: LMFAOOOO

frogboy: what the fuck is the difference between a second, third and first degree burn

sushi: i would always convince myself it was a competition so they would rank them 

zuzu: HUH

pika: RANKING SOMEONE’S BURNS??? HOW STUPID ARE YOU 

sushi: AT LEAST I DONT GET SUSPENDED EVERY MONTH

pika: BITCH

slender man: aiming to become doctor so when i find out, i will provide that information to you 

frogboy: bowing down to doctor leorio 

slender man: spits 

slender man: do it you fucking peasant 

pocky: IHY

catboy: peasant or not i can still rise to the power of a god 

sushi: ^^^

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9:57 AM

local gas station robbery

zuzu: gon whats with the sexy eyeliner and chic fit today

pocky: SEXY EYELINER???

zuzu: ITS WHAT YOU SAY WHEN THE EYELINER LOOKS SUPER GOOD DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA 

pika: i saw that? gon did you do it yourself

frogboy: aunt mito got tired of me only wearing hoodies and jeans and said, and i quote

frogboy: “gon, i love you, but you walk around your highschool looking like a bum”

frogboy: 💔💔💔

frogboy: so we went shopping to the mall after school but i forgot to tell you guys

frogboy: then she offered to buy some eyeliner and i was like “sure??”

frogboy: turns out walking into school with eyeliner makes people lose their breath

catboy: Hey

sushi: said by the words of killua of gon

sushi: “he’s so fucking powerful, why am i breathing his air right now”

slender man: LMAOOOO FUCKING SIMP

catboy: THIS IS WHY OUR FRIENDSHIP IS A RIVALRY

slender man: LMFAO

slender man: but your dark green hoodie and jeans was my favorite fit :/

pika: IT WAS HIS ONLY FIT

frogboy: WOOOOOW.

slender man: STOP, IM SICK OF YOU YELLING AT ME

pika: THEN START SAYING COMMIN SENSE

sushi: commin 

pika: i have beef with you, don’t push it sushi roll 

sushi: HAHWGAH

slender man: BYE

sushi: but your sweater and fake collar goes good with the eyeliner ngl gon

zuzu: right were you going for a sorta indie type beat?

frogboy: yeah sorts, i like jackets and sweaters and shit and colorful clothing

pocky: “colorful clothing” = green

frogboy: cmon let’s go outside

pocky: go outside for what

frogboy: going to drag your homeless looking ass

sushi: those arent the words???

frogboy: YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE SOMETIMES

sushi: FINE 

catboy: hey

slender man: oh hey the simp is back

catboy: you know what

catboy: brb

pocky: why did i just see killua walk by my class

pika: killua wyd...

zuzu: killua just speeded walked down the hallway

zuzu: he fucking walked like one of those monsters in horror movie who’s chasing the slow running ass victim 

frogboy: THATS SO SPECIFIC BUT ACCURATE 

slender man: WHY DID HE JUST DO THAT

catboy: YOU DESERVED IT 

slender man: HE JUST WALKED INTO THE CLASS, LOOKED DEAD AT ME AND SAID “smell ya later”

slender man: AND THEN LEFT???

catboy: BITCH 

slender man: STOP

catboy: the teacher is chasing me

catboy: catch ya later g’s 🤝🤝😈

frogboy: WGAT

pika: WAIT SO THE TEACHER JUST LEFT THE CLASSROOM???

sushi: draw a penis on the board 

zuzu: LMFAOOO

pika: HAHAHASHS PENIS 

slender ma : HOW IS THAT FUNNY YOU‘RE SO IMMATURE 

pocky: don’t y’all have windows in the classroom?

slender man: yes why 

pocky: break one and book it 

pika: DO IT DO IT DO IT 

slender man: WHY WOULD I DO THAT

pocky: LIVE YOUR LIFE 

pocky: YOU HAVE ONE LIFE 

pocky: TAKE RISKS AND DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT 

pocky: LIVE IT 

slender man: 

frogboy: FUCMIBG SHIST J JUST SAW LEORIO RUN BY IM CANF BRETAH 

zuzu: HE DID IT??? HE ACTUALLY BROKE IT

catboy: status update, i am hiding in the library 

catboy: the shelves are so high, she won’t even find me guarantee it 

frogboy: the fact she left the class unattended??? cant she get fired for that? 

sushi: i think so but idk 

senior: she called for another teacher and before they came i booked it 

pika: ARENT YOU OUTSIDE NOW 

senior: yes i ran and booked it to mcdonald’s 

zuzu: BITCH

zuzu: BRING SOME ELECTRIC ACID BACK FOR ME 

senior: IF I HAVE ENOUGH CASH

pocky: holy shit he did it

pocky: is god sending me a message saying it’s my turn..

sushi: yes go fulfill your dreams peasant 

pocky: !!!!! 

pika: and he’s gon 

frogboy: HAHA funny laugh. 

pika: I HATE YOU BYE 

frogboy: LMFAOO

zuzu: killua what’s your status 

catboy: IM CUFFED HELP

frogboy: nah fuck class i’m coming hold on 

pika: 

pika: you’re just gonna ditch class? 

frogboy: gotta save my bf, thats more important than algebra 100% 

sushi: i’m transferring i’m done 

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#1

Pokkle & Ponzu 

6:01 PM

“I told you, I’m not buying that disgusting candy!”

An orange haired male yelled from across a fairly large living room, distress and obvious disgust laced in his voice as he stared angrily at the other occupant in the shared living room of his house.  A girl around his height, but maybe an inch shorter with mint, green hair that was tied back into a low ponytail, bristled at the sudden outburst of her boyfriend.

Ponzu picked up a sudden pillow off the couch and tossed it at Pokkle, who was caught off guard and was hit directly in the face, he only flinched at the impact, but otherwise made no attempt to throw it back towards her.

His girlfriend…she was something. Don’t get him wrong, he loves her with ever fiber of his being and accepts her for who she is but seriously—candy corn? The worst candy ever to be, that’s what she craved? 

Speaking of said girlfriend, she sensed his hostility and sneered, “You wanna buy the damn candy now or get hit with another pillow?!”

Pokkle grinded his teeth, starting to more irritated when the argument first started.

Ponzu wanted candy corn.

Pokkle did not. 

He briefly remembers eating a whole bag of them as a kid, and that horrible stuff coming right back up. Since then, he’s never ate another piece again, due to the horrific events that happened back in elementary school.

Pokkle was able to snap out of his flashback and catch the on coming pillow that was aimed, once again to his face. He swiftly threw them back, getting a hit with both pillows towards his girlfriend.

He jumps in victory before an angry figure comes charging at him in unexpected rage. Quickly rounding the short, living room table to make an easy escape to the staircase.

He makes it to the darken hallway before navigating his way to his room. After having a chance to make it upstairs, he locked himself in before whipping out his device.

7:56 PM

local gas station robbery

pocky: hey god it’s me again

pocky: hey jesus, nice to see you

pocky: just wanna say whatever you did to make this happen to me

pocky: UNFIX IT BECAUSE THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE MY LAST HALLOWEEN

frogboy: WHY ARE YOU PRAYING TO GOD

pocky: PONZU IS ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE

frogboy: angry lover?

pocky: YES PZKSOSKSJD

catboy: WHATEVER U SAID, TAKE IT BACK

catboy: WHATEVER YOU DID, FIX IT

catboy: WHATEVER THEY WANT, GET IT.

pocky: IM NOT GETTING CANDY CORN FOR THE LAST TIME

catboy: ITS THE ONLY WAY TO CALM HER DOWN

catboy: YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO DO THIS PROCESS WITH GON

frogboy: FUCKING EXCUSE ME???

sushi: hey everyone

zuzu: COME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ROOM

sushi: and goodbye

Banging started to occur on Pokkle’s room door, it growing faster and louder each second he took trying to ignore it.

He scanned over the words Killua told him in the groupchat.

Take it back.

Get it.

Fix it.

Happy wife, happy life, even if they weren’t married (yet). As the pounding on the door continued, Pokkle shuffled around his room in search for his wallet.

Drawers were thrown open, pillows were stranded on the floor, jeans were taken out and their pockets were checked one by one.  He eventually found it, scrambled in his bed sheets.

Opening it, he found $5 and a couple of cents, perfect for one or two bags of candy corn. To get to the store, he needed to calm her down, and then walk.

They couldn’t drive as his parents were out on a Halloween date night, leaving him with no car, and his flat-tire bike, that was no use in this situation.

He tiptoed to the locked door, the banging suddenly stopping. Gulping, he quietly whispered, “Ponzu? You still there?”

He could faintly hear her heavy breathing due to the running, on the other side, confirming she was there.  He continued slowly, raising his voice more slightly, “If you put the knife down, I’ll unlock the door and then we can go get what you want...”

A soft ‘thud’ was heard, someone, or something, like a small object dropping against the floor after being purposely dropped by the handler.

Pokkle sweat dropped, not his fault his lover ended up being just a tiny bit crazy, to the point where she had to whip out a knife, what he’s convincing himself that she would was going to use to break in.

To make sure he was safe, he quickly added, “Back up, with your back to the wall...”, he heard a small huff before light footsteps could be heard throughout out the small exchange.

He slowly unlocked the door and carefully turned the knob, peeking his head out to see Ponzu doing exactly what he asked. He looked down to see a little pocket knife sitting on the ground.

He looked up flabbergasted, but it soon dying down when he saw the anger flash in his girlfriend’s eyes, he opened the door some more and picked up the knife.

Pocketing it, he muttered, “I’m keeping this until you leave tomorrow,” and gestured for her to walk towards to stairs. Ponzu stood in the same place, not moving an inch.

Pokkle could feel a vein form in his forehead before doing the same gesture. Ponzu shook her head before quipping, “After you, you can go first...”

Pokkle’s nerves shot up as the hairs on his neck sat up too. The paranoia was spiking in him, his mind telling him that Ponzu was hiding something, or planning to do something.

He quickly waved his hands in front of his face, “No, no, ladies first!” he stuttered in a tone that shot up in high pitch. Ponzu started at him, for what seemed like an eternity, before letting out a small giggle.

She stopped leaning on the wall before taking the first leave, and shuffling down the stairs into the living room, awaiting for Pokkle’s arrival.

He threw on his purple sweatshirt and kept his jeans on, he hurried into the bathroom and tied his hair in a low ponytail, the same style that Ponzu had hers in.

He threw on a beanie before scurrying downstairs Ponzu waiting for him by the door. She looked up from her phone, and pocketed it before pointing at the door, “I’m coming with you just in case, I don’t want you to get the wrong flavor.”

Pokkle rolled his eyes at the girl’s pickiness before putting his shoes on and snatching his keys off the counter. They walked outside, the cool breeze hitting their faces, both of them surprising shivers.

“My parents took the car for their date night...and I’m pretty sure they won’t be back until tomorrow, so we sorta have to walk.”

He explained to Ponzu who nodded briefly, they walked off the small porch of the house and onto the side walk, and begin their journey to the store.

The neighborhood was lively, dressed up kids and some grownups alike already out and trick or treating, it already being dark. Decorations, little to big covered various houses and their lawns.

Chatter, screams and laughter filled the air as children were running down the side walk, faint chorus of ‘trick or treat!’, doorbells being rang, and parents taking pictures all while talking to other parents.

Ponzu and Pokkle continued on their mary way, they chatted about midterm exams that we’re coming up, their conversation getting cut off multiple times due to little kids running past, through them or around them.

The walk seemed short to the grocery store, as in under 10 minutes the two were already walking inside, cars filled the parking lot and buyers were hurrying in and out with bags of candy.

They were able to avoid collision with people easily, and making it inside the store. Ponzu whined, as she took a glance at the shelves and isles.

Most of them were completely empty while others had little to nothing, everything being taken by other costumers and bought. They frantically checked every food, candy, and snack isle, but to no avail, they couldn’t find anything.

They even asked workers if they even had any in the back, but everyone they asked checked and even confirmed they were all out.

Ponzu groaned, “Well that was a compete bust, everyone seems to love candy corn all of a sudden!” Pokkle let out a nervous chuckle before nodding his head in agreement.

The shoppers seem to go wild this holiday, every ounce of candy and candy corn was wiped clean, the store only having everyday items and unpopular costumes.

The store seemed to go empty while they were there, only the sound of a few shoppers pushing carts and footsteps. A few murmurs with some occupants and workers.

Eventually giving up, they were about to make their leave before something caught Pokkle’s eye. Up near the self checkout, sat the last box of buttered flavored popcorn.

The best of the best, and lucky for him, it was on sail for Halloween. Before Ponzu could go anymore towards the door, he grabbed her wrist stopping her, before telling her, “Wait here, I found something for replacement of the candy corn.”

Ponzu raised an eyebrow before stopping and staying in her spot. Pokkle took the chance to let go of her, and quickly make his to the last box, he would’ve made it but a couple before him grabbed it, the female squealing and hugging her what seemed to be her boyfriend. 

“The last one! Yes! My grandpa will enjoy this, thank you for doing this with me, babe!” 

The couple did a quick peck before checking out, and leaving the store, not noticing Pokkle sitting there with a distraught look on his face. He grumbled before heading his way back over to Ponzu.

She noticed him, “Did you find what you were looking for?” she asked. He shook his head before letting his head fall on her shoulder. Ponzu’s cheeks heated up, a faint pink that was clearly noticeable if you were close.

She chuckled before letting her arms wrap around the boy. Patting his back, she ignored the weird looks for passer buyers, who were exiting and entering the store.

Pokkle then lifted his head, a distressed look plastered on his face, he sighed, “I’m sorry I didn’t get what you wanted, and I’m sorry I was being such a jerk.”

Ponzu let it process for 5 seconds before smiling, “It’s fine...as long as I spend my Halloween with the one person I want.”

Pokkle’s ears perked up at her sentence, before he smirked slyly, and put his arm around her shoulder, turning and leading them towards the exit, “Really now? And who would that be?”

Ponzu grinned and rolled her eyes before she retorted, “I think he knows who he is!” she giggled before leaning into his touch.

Pokkle’s cheeks heated up before he gave her a small peck on the cheek. They never got what they wanted, but they got each other.

And they were okay with that.

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#2

Gon & Killua 

6:27 PM

Gon huffed as he struggled with doing Alluka’s make up. He could easily do his own but on other people, not so much. After a few failures, he finally got what he wanted and was satisfied, closing the eyeliner shut.

He stood up proudly, admiring his work, before setting the eyeliner back in the makeup bag on Alluka’s dresser. He tapped her shoulder, “I’m all done, you can look now!”

Alluka’s eyes shot open, the winged eyeliner looking almost identical to a cat’s, perfect enough since her costume was a cat itself.

Whiskers, three on each side cheek and soft, black ears on her head, her hair braided in one long braid.

She looked in the mirror in awe before squealing in delight. The bells jingling anytime she moved her head, she wore a black dress, with black stockings, a leather black jacket, due to the chilly weather, a tail, and a set of kitty paws that came together when she bought it.

She squealed and jumped up and down before giving Gon a little squeeze. “Yay! I look so cute! Thank you so much! I need to show Kalluto!”

Mentioning her sibling’s name, she got up from her desk chair and ran out the room, almost bumping into Killua who was walking in.

Him and Killua decided to settle on taking his younger siblings trick or treating, and since they were going together, they wanted to match.

With Gon being an angel and Killua being a devil, it was basic but the two liked it because they were doing it together, and dressing up as a couple for the first time as a couple.

“It seems like Alluka was satisfied with her make up.”

Killua walked and stopped in front of Gon, before taking Alluka’s desk chair and sitting in it backwards. Gon rolled his eyes before smiling, “Hell yeah, I might as well become a makeup artist, eh?” His smile turned into a smirk before he put his hands on his hips.

Killua laughed a little before rolling his own eyes, adjusting the devil horns up top his head, “Yeah, your makeup skills aren’t THAT good, don’t get too cocky, sir.” Gon stuck his tongue out at Killua’s words before tugging on the other’s hair, making him wince slightly.

“Watch what you say, I may be an angel but sometimes we can do a little evil too,” he joked, his words caused Killua to throw out a snort before he turned his head sideways, facing the Hollywood-style desk mirror, that had LED lights around the edges of it.

It was big enough to have both Gon and Killua’s faces to fit in it, so Gon moved his own closer to Killua before looking in the mirror with him, their reflections staring back at them.

The white haired male suddenly puckered his lips and threw up a piece sign, sticking his tongue out. Gon giggled at the transition of his face before snapping his fingers, “Wait! Hold still, I need a picture!”

He ran over to Alluka’s bed, where he placed his phone while he was helping her get ready, ran over and bent down so his and Killua’s faces were at the same level, since Killua was sitting in the chair. 

He opened up the camera app and turned the camera around, to where it was facing the mirror, “Pose, bitch!” , he jokingly yelled, causing Killua to snicker in response.

The picture was taken quickly, but Gon was a picky person and deleted it. His boyfriend groaned before taking his phone from him, “It was perfect! Why didn’t you like it?”

Gon shrugged, “The mirror is too small, let’s move to the bathroom!” Killua hesitated before agreeing, as they navigated through the large hallway to the bathroom across from Alluka’s room.

Flipping on the light, they could get a better view of themselves in their costumes, the wings looked fake, and sorta cheap, but it was to Gon’s liking, so he didn’t mind.

Killua threw his arm around Gon, him slightly bending over due to Gon being shorter. They posed, Killua sticking his tongue out and throwing up a peace once more and Gon doing the same thing but with his empty hand.

“See? Better with a bigger mirror, right?” Gon winked before getting his face littered in kisses by Killua. “Yeah, yeah, whatever, bite me,” Killua retorted. Gon laughed, before moving his head on Killua’s shoulder.

The shuffled out the bathroom to Kalluto and Alluka, up in Kalluto’s room. Killua’s youngest sibling was dress as your typical vampire, or better yet Dracula.

Alluka was humming while brushing Kalluto’s short hair, who was softly zoned out, with a small blush at Alluka’s help. A fake streak of blood ran down their lip, and a vampire styled cape was around their shoulders.

His sister seemed to sense them come in, and quickly turned to the two pair before smiling. She finished with Kalluto’s hair and helped them up.

Alluka clapped her hands in glee, before turning towards Killua and Gon, who were standing at the door watching the whole time., in silence.

“Whoo! Finally! Time to go, ne?”

All of them agreed, and the Alluka and Kalluto grabbed their Halloween bags, before running out the bedroom door, past Killua and Gon who laughed at the childish acts.

They followed the younger ones down the hallway and towards the entrance of the house, exiting, they could see the moon glisten in the darkened sky, and star covering it like a blanket.

Halloween themed lights and decorations were on some houses, while others see empty but had little signs like, ‘Ring the doorbell for candy!’, ‘Will you get Trick or Treat?’, and other more creative sayings.

They strolled down their street first, going for house to house, collecting candy, and even full size candy bars.

The neighborhood was fairly large, the houses being large in size as well, the owners showing off the amount money they had. Different homes had expensive strobe lights, different kinds of pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns.

Hand in hand, Killua and Gon walked behind the pair of siblings, basking in the peaceful evening of Halloween.

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TW: Mentions of Alcohol & Vomiting 

PLEASE READ: Underage drinking will be presented, since the characters are in high-school in this AU. I do NOT, and will NEVER promote drinking underage. Thank you!

Kurapika & Leorio

7:36 PM

“Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!”

The repeated chorus of the seniors in a circle, surrounding a very determined Leorio who seemed to be downing a whole cup of alcohol in under 20 seconds.

Kurapika sat off in a lone chair in his pirate costume, that lead him hours debating wether or not he should wear this or the prison outfit. He settled on being the pirate because Leorio would’ve complained.

“I don’t what you walking around in your future outfit if you keep getting suspended.”

He stifled his laugh at the sentence Leorio said to him before they left for the party. Yeah, he may do stupid shit at school, but it wasn’t stupid enough for him to go to prison.

The clear-brown liquid swirled in Kurapika’s cup, he only drank a few sips, whatever it was, it was disgusting, so he left it alone, let it waste away in his cup.

Chrollo wasn't here, according to his findings earlier. Leorio said he would be here, but even after search for what seemed like decades, he couldn’t find him. 

A simple clean fight was what he wanted to do at this party, but now that the one person he wanted to beat up wasn’t present, he was bored. 

The sticky, dirty table that was seated next to him smelt horrible, and it reeked of old gum and alcohol. Kurapika may be a felony committer, but he crosses the line at alcohol that smelt as bad as whatever the hell this was.

He set the cup down before internally gagging, try to avoid touching the table at all costs.  He stood up, and looked around the room in search of Leorio.

The house was crowded, almost too crowded. Kids were making out in the corners, some dancing suggestively to the crappy music blasting on some expensive speakers.

Others were drinking, while others were engaging in conversations and some stupid party games. The circle of seniors seemed to disperse after Leorio was done chugging...or drinking, whatever.

He was hoping what he drank wasn't alcoholic, but he knew clearly that it was. What’s a party without spiked drinks? It’s fucking stupid, and he was regretting coming here, and was going to settle on finding his missing boyfriend and getting the hell out of here.

He tried, keyword: tried, to ease his way through the crowd, but horny teens alike were grinding on each other, not caring who or what it was, they let the hormones in their body let loose.

He knew some people just came for a good fuck, and he knew others just came to get drunk and have a good time, and he didn’t want to interfere or get in the middle of that.

He finally got through the wave of horny students, before bumping into someone who he didn’t expect to bump into.

Hisoka.

“God damnit, Hisoka.”

Hisoka seemed to be dressed as a cowboy, not just an cowboy, but fucking Woody from Toy Story. Hisoka seemed to catch on, and held in his laugh himself, before replying back, “Well it’s nice to see you too, arrrgh!”

Kurapika cringed at the other’s joke, “Arrgh? Seriously? First of all, what the hell are you doing here?” He quirked an eyebrow at him, watching Hisoka retort back.

“I was invited along with Illumi so we dressed up in a duo costume and came with eachother.”

The Kurts paused for a moment at his words , ‘ Dressed up in a duo’ , his eyes widen before cried out, “Don’t tell me he’s Jessie...”

That hit the nail on the head as Hisoka let out a burst of laughter. He cackled so hard he had to bend over and clutch his stomach to help him balance.

“Okay, yes, he is, and yes , his hair is also braided.”

Kurapika forced himself to not crack a smile or laugh, he wanted to see this shit and take so many pictures to laugh at for later, but he needs to find Leorio and needs to find him now.

Kurapika rolled his eyes before patting Hisoka on the shoulder and excusing himself. After he got away from said man, he searched every corner of the seemingly two story house.

Upstairs, bed rooms were locked, bathrooms were closed, and hallways were quiet and empty. It seemed the owner of the house wanted no one messing up any personal items, so everything were off limits.

He went back down stairs, getting more and more irritated that his boyfriend was still no where to be found. ‘If I were Leorio, where would I be?’

He thought for a moment before he clicked the pieces together.  Kurapika hurried to the back door, which was open. The sudden light breeze hitting his face, as the smell of chlorine filled the air.

Stranded kids were on the edges of the pool, some even in it , while others were just standing around the outside, still quote on quote ‘jamming’, to the trashy pop song.

He scanned over the whole backyard, his grey colored eyes moving swiftly and focusing to find one and only one person, cancelling out anybody who wasn’t his target.

He eventually saw zombified doctor, passed out near the fence, at the edge of the backyard. Kurapika sighed in relief before making his way over to his knocked out boyfriend.

He picked him up, throwing Leorio’s limp hand over his shoulder as he dragged, or carried, him back inside the house, to the entrance and outside in the front.

He searched through his boyfriend’s pockets before finding his car keys, he clicked the ‘unlock’ button and found Leorio’s slightly beat up 2012 Ford.

He opened the door and dumped the man in the back seat, before shutting it closed, he settled in the front seat, starting the car up.

The party, in his opinion, was a waste of time. Committing felonies with Gon seemed so much more like him, but Gon was hanging out with Killua, and the two of them get clingy with each other, so he didn’t want to get in the middle of that.

They were super affectionate, especially Gon in public, and according to Gon, Killua was too, but in secrecy where no one was looking.

Then again, he just wanted to fight the one person who needed their ass beat.

He went to the party to beat the shit out of Chrollo, but the bastard wasn’t even there. So, the party was boring, and he couldn’t even get to do what he wanted.

The figure lying in the back seat stirred, but stopped and the snoring continued. They eventually arrived at Kurapika’s place, since he was lazy and didn’t wanna bother searching for Leorios’ keys.

He parked the car, and climbed, then opened the passenger side and got his boyfriend out. Kurapika closed the door and carried his sleeping boyfriend to the front door, carefully trying to unlock with our dropping orders awakening Leorio.

He succeeded and finally waltzed inside the place, the lights being on and the T.V still softly playing what seemed to be a cooking channel.

Shuffling to his room, he got out of the sweaty costume, took a warm shower and changed into comfortable sweats and t-shirt. He lied Leorio in his bedroom, setting down a glass of water and pain killers for the horrible hangover that was going to hit him in the morning, and closed the door. 

He went in the living room to forget the horrible Halloween party, and pulled out his phone to text.

8:59 PM

local gas station robbery 

pika: ran into hisoka at the party wbu ❤️❤️❤️

frogboy: HISOKA??? PZKSJSKS

pokkle: was he wearing a costume

pika: yes OFC he was ITS H I S O K A

zuzu: what was he wearing 

pika: you know woody from toy story? 

zuzu: HE DID NOT

pika: HE DID

pocky: DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE I NEED TO SEE THIS 

pika: sadly no, i was looking for leorio who was drunk out of his mind 

frogboy: damn, i hope his hangover isn’t bad but i heard that illumi was jessie but i didn’t know HISOKA would be WOODY

pocky: YFCKISBSGD 

pika: PZKZJSKXN anyways what is everyone doing 

zuzu: watching this shitty horror movie pokkle put on 

pocky: it seemed so fucking bad??? it’s called holidays 

pocky: 2/10 would recommend 

pika: would??? nvm i’ll watch it for shits and giggles 

pika: gon? killua? sushi? wbu 

frogboy: lying in killua’s bed, and killua’s fucking sleeping on my chest so it’s kinda difficult to text 

frogboy: why is he so tall??? i’ll never know 

zuzu: you’re just short but ok 

frogboy: i hope michael myers eats your face 

zuzu: thought you loved me 💔💔

frogboy: not with that attitude 

pika:  LMAFAOSBD

sushi: sorry i’m late bitches but wing got food poisoning after we went out to eat so i’m just taking care of him

sushi: DAMN he’s a lot of work, might run away g 🥶❗️🤝

sushi: anyways i’m tired as fuckkkkk so goodnight losers 

zuzu: gnight

pika: gn sushi roll

frogboy: pika wyd

pika: leorio got drunk so i took him back to my place, he’s sleeping rn, and i’m watching how to make an eggroll

pocky: cooking channels and shows SLAP 

pika: ^^^ 

For what seemed like it was only an hour, the same door opened to reveal a very tired Leorio, who stumbled out.

“I-I have to throw up?”

The tone seemed like it was confused and asking a question, but none the less, said man ran into the bathroom, before heaving the contents of what was in his stomach. 

Kurapika eventually came in, and rubbed his back, flushing the toilet for him, and rubbing his back. His boyfriend groaned before vomiting once again in the toilet. 

Kurapika winced at it, before helping Leorio get clean. He closed the toilet and flushed it again, and helped the taller man up. The Kurta ran shower water to Leorio’s liking before helping him undress.

He got clean clothes so he’d have something to sleep in, sure, they were sorta smaller since Kurapika wasn’t as tall or buff as Leorio, but none the less they were comfortable. 

After the bath, they brushed their teeth together before walking in living room side by side. Kurapika flopped on the couch and threw  his head back. 

It was still only 9 pm, but he was out of it, and  overall exhausted. He didn’t drink, or do much this evening, but he was tired.

He suddenly felt the weight of another’s head on his lap, as he glanced down to see Leorio, facing his stomach, who seemed to be trying to rest. 

“Are you gonna sleep there?” 

Kurapika joked, he only got a grumble in response along with, “You’re comfortable, shut up.” the Kurta chuckled in response, petting Leorio’s hair. 

Kurapika might have to deal with hell in the morning due to Leorio’s hangover, but just his lover’s presence alone was enough to say this night was great.

Chapter Text

11:27 AM

local gas station robbery 

slender man changed his name to senior 

senior: ugh good morning 

frogboy: hey buddy how’s the hang over 

senior: shitty 

senior: head it’s hurting like a bitch 

catboy: good 

senior: says the one who’s touch starved 

catboy: im being attacked goodbye 

pocky: you were asking for it 

catboy: IM RECOVERING THANKS TO GON SHUT UP

pocky: PZKSBSKSNDBD 

zuzu: okay but like pokkle is a wild ass sleeper??

zuzu: got kicked in the face about 20 times

zuzu: status, done. 

sushi: you’re done NOW? 

sushi: sweetie i was done ages ago, get on my level 

zuzu: i hope your bed crushes you

pika: yeaf 

frogboy: yeaf 

catboy: yeaf 

senior: yeaf 

pocky: yeaf 

pika: hate you all, i’m going back to sleep 

senior: w a i t , i’m coming with you 

senior: it’s raining today so let’s sleep in 

frogboy: kinda wanna play in the rain but 

frogboy: i feel sick 

catboy: you ate so much candy even after i told you not to 

frogboy: candy is addictive 

forgboy: i never question your chocolate addiction

catboy: ITS DIFFERENT STOP LSJSKSN

pocky: same as ponzu’s weird ass liking to candy corn 

zuzu: STATUS, DONE 

pocky: STOP SAYING THAT PLZLZJS

sushi: you all have problems

sushi: it’s so noticeable day by day that i’m starting to think we’re normalizing the everyday addiction to wanting to commit crimes over being vulnerable 

pika: stop why is that me LMAOO

sushi: PEKWOSKJD THATS NOT GOOD

sushi: is everyone still coming over today? 

sushi: we can do some shitty rainy day activity 

catboy: let me sleeping on my comfortable pillow, i’ll be over by 5:30 pm 

frogboy: so will i since i’m that comfortable pillow 

frogboy: I HAVE TO PUKE MOVE 

zuzu: PZKSKSMS GON ARE YOU OK 

catboy: status update, he puked 

catboy: if gon feels better then we’ll head over at the time we said 

catboy: that’s like a plan or whateva 🙄

pocky: mayyyybe, if i can bring monopoly 

senior: NO i hate that shitty game

pocky: ONLH BECAUSE YOU LOSE LIKE EVERY GAME YOU PLAY

senior: STOP. 

zuzu: i am a GOD at monopoly 

zuzu: AINT NOBODY CAN TOUCH MY THRONE 

sushi: sighs in being runner-up 

sushi: tired of being second choice 

pika: #broken #sad #bartsimpson

pocky: flash backs of 6th grade with the bart simpson edits 

zuzu: “broke my heart, oh no you didnt.” 

senior: NOT JUICE WLRD 

zuzu: those always scared me??? hate it all 

sushi: RIGHT?? LMAOO 

catboy: “these girls are the same, yeah.”

pocky: STOP ALNSFSISBD

catboy: also gon is confirmed knocked out so i will be sleeping with him 

catboy: put on my grave 

catboy: fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

zuzu: you said sleeping??? why will you die

pocky: i cant believe you asked him that

sushi: hello 911? yeah i’m calling for a super wack ass teen. 

catboy: S T O P 💔

Chapter Text

2:37 PM

local gas station robbery

frogboy: i feel better after puking and killua won’t get off of me

frogboy: sighs

frogboy: types a 23,086 word omega verse fanfic

pika: i’m done

senior: OMEGAVERSE??? WHAT IS THAT

catboy: smiles sweetly

catboy: don’t fucking ask that

pocky: SXCYSE MECSUSGED

zuzu: omega verse scares me? i’ve seen so many fics of it but couldn’t get to the smut part

pika: RIGHT but the dynamics of the A/B/O genetics was easy asf

frogboy: cause it’s the same dynamics of a wolf pack bitch

pika: hey! watch it pal! you’re on thin ice. 😡

sushi: STOPSIENSHSJD

frogboy: ok but i’m fr? the OV were either really short one-shots that was just smut

frogboy: or really FUCKING long and angsty, and it’s slow burn

pika: slow burn > mpreg

catboy: WHAT DOES MPREG HAVE TO DO WITH THIS

pika: IN ALMOST EVERY OMEGA VERSE FIC THERE’S MPREG

pika: IVE READ THE TAGS DONT @ ME

sushi: @pika

pika: hold the phone

senior: sushi idk what you did but move to another country bc he’s coming

sushi: been wanting to, brb guys gotta pack! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

zuzu: ok but he’s not wrong

zuzu: how does mpreg work tho?

pocky: looks down at crotch

pocky: i don’t know

catboy: why WHY did you just type that

pocky: I HAD TO , IT WAS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

catboy: THIS ISNT THEATER BITCH

pocky: HAVE MERCY JM TRYING

frogboy: i actually don’t know either so i will avoid that question at all costs

sushi: don’t go through your parents amazon carts

pocky: why

sushi: wing has a thong in his

catboy: A FUCKING WHAT LMAFAOSVEIEGEHF

catboy: IM CSSNG BRETAH IM WHREZINDG

frogboy: HAJAHAHSGSK

pika: what color is it

zuzu: WHY ARE YOU SO NOSY

pika: IM CURIOUS, WHAT COLOR DOES WING PERFER

sushi: ITS BLACK

sushi: what lady friend does he have 

sushi: finna look through his contacts next brb

senior: WIIIIING i didn’t know you were into this type of STUFF

pocky: ADULTS ARE HORRIBLE AT HIDING STUFF

pocky: NY MOM HAS ONE TOO BUT SHE HID IT FROM ME TERRIBLY UNDER HER PILLOW

frogboy: HER PILLOWOWLS

pocky: IM SERIOUS PLZ

pocky: afterwards to forget i just wrote a 1,836 word blog on minecraft

zuzu: “why sponge is the best block by pokkle”

pocky: you wound me

pocky: it IS the best block

pocky: like how the mushroom cow is the best mob?

frogboy: no the bee is

catboy: THE BEE? THE B E E ?

catboy: it’s OBVIOUSLY the parrot

sushi: ^^ the parrot comes in different varieties of colors and are easier to feed

sushi: 10/10 best passive mob in the game

pika: WHAT? NO

pika: it’s the wolf/dog, a passive mob that only attacks you if you attack them???

pika: me as a mob

senior: YOU??? PASSIVE??

senior: you’re making me laugh

pika: i’ll fucking dunk your head in the toilet don’t try me

zuzu: HAIAHAKAB

Chapter Text

7:57 PM

local gas station robbery 

sushi: killua where the fuck are you 

catboy: i (unfortunately) cannot answer that question 

catboy: so i will be giving the most logical answer in my situation 

catboy: i don’t know.

sushi: why are you so useless

catboy: I SAY IDK THAT MEANS IDK

sushi: GON IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE YOU DISAPPEARED 

frogboy: @catboy new episode on the SVU law and order unit

frogboy: local guy disappears 

zuzu: id watch tbh

zuzu: also local guy LMAOOO

senior: hello wonderful people

senior: do me a favor and FIND KILLUA FAST BECAUSE KURAPIKA GRABBED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND RAN OFF 

pocky: it’s not december yet what is he DOING

pocky: ALSO I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T SLITTING UP GUYS

zuzu: what.

zuzu: YOU RAN OFF TOO?

zuzu: “i’ll be right back babe” 

zuzu: ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES 

pocky: I GOT STUCK IN A BABY STROLLER COME QUICK

sushi: H 

frogboy: LMAOOOOO

zuzu: i don’t want to know, how, and why the hell ur in a baby stroller. i’ll js. come get you

zuzu: what section are you in?

pocky: by the toys

zuzu:

pocky: don’t ask. 

frogboy: @catboy wya Lol

catboy: idk. i seriously do NOT KNOW.

catboy: i check for chocolate and then boom idk where the hell i am

sushi: chocolate isnt in 2976 isles GENUIS 

catboy: YOU DONT THINK I KNOW THAT

sushi: WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT

pika: the heavens have opened. 

zuzu: wait so we’re actually going?

pika: Lol no this does not apply to you

pocky: PFT

senior: @pika where are you.

pika: i’m in the sacrificial ceremony.

pika: in order to ascend to the heavens i must sacrifice someone and give them to the ones up above 

catboy: didn’t know if u guys noticed but IM THE SACRIFICE 

catboy: ITS LIKE SOME RITUAL IN HERE 

senior: so THATS what the lights were for 

pocky: WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION ILL COME SAVE YOU

sushi: you just???

sushi: you just zoomed past me in a baby stroller and ponzu was pushing you??

pocky: long story

sushi: ????

frogboy: kurapika what are you DOING

pika: THE SACRIFICE 

pika: UNLESS YOU WANNA BE THE SACRIFICE 

senior: THIS ISNT A CULT 

senior: ARE YOU TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON OR SOMETHING

sushi: DEMONS DONT COME FROM THE HEAVENS??? 

pika: did i say heavens? 

pika: i meant hell

pika: i am going to ascend to the deepest pits of hell. 

pika: killua, you are my sacrifice. 

pika: Congratulations. 

catboy: okay but can i ask a question 

senior: do you really think this is the best time to ask somethinf 

catboy: anytime is the best time

catboy: anyway why do you need a sacrifice  to go to hell when ur kind of…already going….

sushi: i was thinking about that

pocky: WHAT

zuzu: what was that.

frogboy: what was what

senior: gon

frogboy: yes?

senior: i will say this slow

senior: why are you on top of the freezers.

frogboy: ITS LIKE FORTNITE

frogboy: HIGHER GROUNF >

senior: GON IM GOING TO GAVE A HEART ATTACK GET DOWN 

frogboy: ITS EASIER TO FIND MY KILLUA LIKE THIS THO

catboy: this is is

catboy: im about to be the devil’s food because my HORRIBLE FRIENDS couldn’t fuckinf find me.

pocky: we found em.

catboy: did i say horrible? i meant COURAGEOUS AND BESTEST!!

zuzu: I SHOULD’VE NOT WORN MY FLIP FLOPS

pocky: guess who got out of the stroller lol

pocky: and guess who’s running from an angry kurapika lolx2 

frogboy: IS KILLUA RUNNING WITH YOU?? 

zuzu: unfortunately

catboy: I HATE U 

sushi: EVERYONE JUST RUN OUT AND GO INTO THE PARKING LOT 

catboy: there are so many cars i’m going to  scream 

senior: SCATTER

8:37 PM

local gas station robbery 

sushi: it’s been almost an hour and kurapika is still mad 

sushi: i’ve never see his wrath up close before 

senior: be lucky.

pocky: ok but when and why did he change into a TOGA? 

pocky: i’m pretty sure he tripped on it a few times but. u didn’t hear that from me

catboy: LOL

zuzu: he keeps yelling “BRING ME THE SACRIFICE” 

catboy: dear god.

senior: K i found some rope in the store 

pocky: we are not.

senior: we are. 

frogboy: i’ll help 

frogboy: i’ve rode a horse and took lasso lessons 

catboy: frogboy? more like cowboy 

frogboy: enough.

zuzu: you guys have to hurry

zuzu: MORE PEOPLE ARE LEAVING WHICH MEANS LESS HIDING SPOTS BEHIND CARS

pocky: which means inevitable death!

pocky: i’m only 16, i’m too young to die 

zuzu: ur not the only one here.

catboy: why hasn’t anyone called the police 

catboy: this feels like a fever dream 

pocky: a rabid kurapika isn’t a dream 

pocky: its everyday reality lol

sushi: really threw shade like that huh 

pocky: yea

pocky: praying tn that he doesn’t read those messages.

zuzu: oh god 

zuzu: why are they lassoing him like an animal 

sushi: did you NOT see the recent messages

zuzu: SHUT UP  

catboy: LOL 

frogboy: HOLY SHIT

senior: WE GOT HIM 

senior: AND HES CALMED DOWN 

pika: hey

catboy: HMMMM.

pika: IM SORRY 

catboy: YEAHHHH SURE YOU ARE 

senior: ok let’s go home it’s like almost 9 pm 

zuzu: pretty sure we’re banned from walmart now 

zuzu: but it’s not CONFIRMED 

pocky: don’t sugarcoat it 

sushi: LOL 

sushi: im gonna ride in the trunk

pika: zushi you cant do that 

sushi: well i MIGHT because i hate being a 5th wheel 

sushi: IM LITERALLY SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO COUPLES I CANT DO THIS

zuzu: #singlelife #5thwheeL 

catboy: you’re just jealous that ur single 

catboy: HAHA SHORTIE 

sushi: I AM 5’2

sushi: AND THE CAR IS CROWDED THATS WHY I WANNA RIDE IN THE TRUNK

sushi: LEAVE ME ALONE

zuzu: i forgot i was like 5’5

zuzu: SHORT ASS 

sushi: get your girlfriend 

pocky: ponzu. no. 

senior: i need a bigger car

catboy: like an suv?  

senior: no a white van 

pika: i’m getting kidnapper vibes 

frogboy: LOL

catboy: NO AN SUV JS FINE 

pocky: doesn’t matter as long as i don’t have to have someone sitting in my lap 

zuzu: wdym by that. 

pocky: STOP.

Chapter Text

“Killua, I swear if you buy it.”  Gon glared at the taller teen who had showed him something he always wanted to buy. 

“I’m not gonna do it, I swear!” Said teen shrugged at his smaller boyfriend, promising him to not buy the said item. 

Sometimes things are meant to be disobeyed anyways.

1:36 AM

local gas station robbery 

catboy: https://nydirect.com/products/

catboy: you ever do something n then 100% not regret it

senior: i feel like you saying that means it’s a bad thing

senior: a very bad thing 

catboy: be scared.

frogboy: killua

frogboy: you fucking did not 

catboy: . 

catboy: i did

pocky: oh no

pocky: this is about to be funny

pika: what’d your stupid ass do now

catboy: ‘NOW’?!?!

pika: DONR ACT SURPRISED 

zuzu: so what’d you do

catboy: i bought something 

pocky: no shit

catboy: LET ME FINISH.

senior: well it must’ve been something bad because gon is obviously told you NOT TO BUY IT

zuzu: and what particular thing did you buy? 

catboy: an Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler, Filtered 8 GPH Light Gray

sushi: wh

sushi: give me a second

sushi:

sushi: A FUCKING WATER FOUNTAIN 

pocky: WHAT

pocky: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE 

pocky: WHERE ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO PUT IT 

catboy: IN MY HOME??

catboy: i wanted to make my mom mad 

senior: imagine having your own personal water fountain 

pika: stop making me feel broke

zuzu: LMAO 

sushi: how much was it 

catboy: like $950 

pika: checks wallet 

pika: i have $9.50! 

senior: oh you sad SAD man 

pika: IM TRYING TO COPE

frogboy: a water

frogboy: a fuxkuvbg

frogboy: THERES SO MANY THINGS OUT THERE

frogboy: SO MANY BETTER THINGS 

frogboy: AND YOU BUY

frogboy: A WATER FOUNTAIN. 

pocky: mad gon is scary gon 

zuzu: “mAd GoN iS sAcRy GoN” STFU BITCH 

pocky: LOL

senior: hoes on me 

senior: left and right 

pika: Where?

senior: ITS A SONG I WAS JK GO HOME

sushi: if i see him run down the street 

sushi: i SWEAR  

zuzu: on WING you swear 

pocky: ON WING

sushi: STOP SHOVING WORDS IN MY MOUTH

catboy: sighs 

catboy: drinks from brand new fountain 

zuzu: i should not be this jealous 

catboy: flexes 

frogboy left the chat 

catboy: NO GON COME BACK 

pocky: see what you did? go to the corner. 

catboy: but

pocky: GO

catboy: I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY

pika: oh my gosh

pika: why gon is blasting the high school musical 3 soundtrack 

pika: i’m like 5 houses down and i can hear it 

senior: GOOD LORD 

zuzu: LMAO

zuzu: HE COPING RN

catboy: oh my GOD ITS JUST WATER FOUNTAIN 

pika: yes but

senior: stop

pika: the fountain 

senior: no

pika: foundation of my HEART.

senior: ENOUGH

senior: NEway tag yourself in the album, i’m “the boys are back” 

pika: “i want it all” 

sushi: “we’re all in this together” yep, me, myself and i 

pocky: is there a day where u don’t tell us you hate us

sushi: No.

pocky: K.

pocky: I wuv u

sushi: i wil 

zuzu: did you kill him mid sentence 

pocky: Lol 

pocky: K so mine is “now or never” 

zuzu: “a night to remember” because why not 

catboy: “what time is it” is mine lol 

frogboy has joined the chat

frogboy: thats high school musical 2??? but yeah that is the best song so cant blame u there  

pika: how did you??? 

frogboy: hi lol

sushi: the hatred is seething out of him rn kinda scared 

catboy: ALL BECAUSE OF A WATER FOUNTAIN 

frogboy: THAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY

frogboy: i love you but why must you

catboy: i was tempted 

catboy: sometimes there are URGES that make you do things you wouldn’t usually do

pika: yeah 

pika: and sometimes you can’t reverse them

catboy: ok mine are impulses but yours are just your demons

catboy: we do NOT COMPARE.

frogboy: WOW, BEST EXCUSE. IM SO CONVINCED. 

catboy: STOP

catboy: i’ll let you use it first 

frogboy: i love it!

senior: bitches really be switching up huh

pika: says the one who said “the boys are back” is their song

pika: get out you wannabe bad boy

senior: STOP

senior: you listened to nightcore in fucking middle school dont @ me 

zuzu: NOT !NIGHTCORE! ANGEL WITH A SHOT GUN

pocky: LMAOOOOO 

sushi: take a hint nightcore slapped tho 

catboy: the victorious song? gn

sushi: you can’t tell me IT DIDNT SLAP. 

catboy: it DID but that show was something else 

zuzu: i hated tori she got on my nerves 

zuzu: jade tho? lol she could step on me and i’d say thank you 

pocky: JADE WAS A WHOLE BADDIE 

frogboy: JADE SUPREMACY

catbot: bowing down to my goddess fr

pika: ^^

sushi: EVEN I HAVE TO AGREE

sushi: but y’all sleeping on cat 

senior: cat/ariana?? yea lol

senior: she lost her boyfriend too due to tori i feel so bad 

frogboy: i wanted to fight tori so bad 

catboy: violence is the answer 

pocky: you mean isn’t? 

catboy: i said what i said 

zuzu: he said what he said 

pika: AND HE MEANT IT. 

sushi: LOL 

Chapter Text

1:35 PM

local gas station robbery 

sushi: why

frogboy: huh 

sushi: just fucking why 

zuzu: context? 

sushi: No

pika: K so either gon or killua did something

pocky: $5 it was killua

zuzu: $5 it was gon

sushi: it was killua.

zuzu: FUCK

pocky: pay up 

zuzu: IHY

frogboy: dear lord what did he do 

sushi: K so

sushi: i was washing my hands in the bathroom 

sushi: minding my business 

catboy: IT WASNT EVEN THAT BAD

sushi: IT WASNT NORMAL

sushi: U SAY ‘it wasn’t that bad’ EVERYTIMR ITS BAD

sushi: CONTINUING 

pika: are any of us normal 

senior: LMAOOO he really asked that like he didn't get lassoed at walmart

pika: shut the fuck UP. 

senior: LOLOLOLOL

sushi: so i’m washing my hands right? and killua comes in

sushi: and he stops in front of the mirror, and doesn’t say anything

sushi: then he repeats “i’m a pretty bird” 

sushi: OVER AND OVER 

sushi: PULLS OUT A CONTAINER OF NUTELLA

pika: i

zuzu: LMFAO

sushi: yes

pocky: LMAO

sushi: OPENS IT, HE HAS A SPOON WITH HIM TOO

sushi: THEN HE TAKES A SCOOP, AND EATS IT 

sushi: AND RUNS OUT CRYING 

senior: inspirational. i love it.

frogboy: killua are you okay

frogboy: genuinely speaking 

catboy: No

pocky: is it because you’re not a pretty bird :(

pika: HEHAHAHAHBA 

catboy: ST OP

catboy: i was watching rio earlier today

catboy: and the ending was sweet?? blu found love with jewel and it’s so cute i’m gonna start cr yin 

pika: ok so ur a weirdo who watches birds fall in love 

pika: what else is new

sushi: seeing that made my day 10x worse than it already was

frogboy: how can you survive such a traumatic event.

sushi: you don’t.

pocky: fucking baby.

sushi: won’t be saying that when i rip your hair out

sushi: cmere bitch 

pocky: AY STOP I WAS KIDDING

pika: so like

pika: was your question ever answered 

senior: yes 

senior: he is indeed a pwetty bird

catboy: i fuckinf hate u guys 

catboy: DIE like JUST DIE 

pika: LMAO

pocky: LOL

zuzu: pretty bird pretty bird pretty bird 

pocky: you have issues man

pika: well no shit 

pika: who WILLINGLY eats nutella 

catboy: ME.

catboy: you will NOT insult nutella in front of my face like this.

pika: ITS DISGUSTING 

frogboy: rio is the BEST animated bird movie out there tbh

zuzu: the songs ARE SO GOOD

zuzu: ALL THE BIRDS OF A FEATHER 

pocky: BEST SONG 

frogboy: ACTUALLY the best song was hot wings 

catboy: deadass wanna go to a carnival in Rio now 

senior: THOSE SEEM HELLA FUN OMG

pika: but i heard trips to brazil are hella expensive 

senior: and like,,,,and we never traveled together before 

frogboy: let’s go to the beach , each 

sushi: let’s go get a wave 

pocky: they say, what they gonna say

pocky: nicki minaj fans i see.

pocky: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

zuzu: REPEAT AFTER ME

zuzu: DEMOLISH THE 🥺 EMOJI.

pocky: STOP

frogboy: DEMOLISH THE 🥺 EMOJI. 

catboy: you ARE THAT EMOJI??

pika: nah he’s more 👹 

sushi: GON JUST BOOKED IT OUT THE CLASSROOM 

pika: FUCK

catboy: that’s my bf guys! 

senior: WHY ARE YOU PROUD OF THAT

catboy: why shouldn’t i be 

sushi: “i have to go to the bathroom bisky”

sushi: “well gon id rather you-“ 

sushi: “I SAID I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BISKY.” 

sushi: then he left 

pika: holy shit 

pika: i wanna watch rio now, movie night at my place after school idc ask your parents 

sushi: K. 

frogboy: went to the janitor’s to devote a plan to attack kurapika 

pika: I WAS JOKING

frogboy: MMMMMM but like

frogboy: the janitor has porn under the wash cloths in the janitor closet?? 

frogboy: why did i see this

senior: hisoka be like “check if there’s anything i can recreate with illumi or whateva”

sushi: JAIL. JAIL. JAIL. JAIL.

pika: BLEACH. BLEACH.

zuzu: CLEANSE THAT SHIT. 

catboy: STOP STOP STOP STOP. 

frogboy has left the chat 

pocky: i’m not pokkle, i’m helen keller! 

senior: LOL

pika: fucking hate everything including you 

senior: oh. 

Chapter Text

3:17 AM

local gas station robbery 

zuzu: how do you eat your pop tart 

zuzu: get up this is important

zuzu: @everyone 

catboy: i eat the crust all around first then the rest

pika: i tear it in half and then eat the crust on both halves then finish it 

pocky: same as killua 

sushi: i toast them lol

frogboy has joined the chat

frogboy: same as killua but i toast it first 

senior: i just bite it, like a kitkat

catboy: EXCUSE ME?

zuzu has kicked senior from the chat 

zuzu: fucking disgusting

pika: LMAO

catboy: “like a kitkat” you break a god damn kitkat first heathen 

pika: ONLY I GET TO HATE ON MY BF

pocky: do us a favor and hate on him for us. 

sushi: LMAOOO

catboy: same with hershey’s tho? that’s just completely ILLEGAL. 

zuzu: the OBSESSION BRO CHILL

frogboy has added senior to the chat 

senior: why must you hate me 

zuzu: YOU KNOW THE ANWSER TO THAT

pika: sometimes your decisions anger people

pika: moral of the story, shut the fuck up

sushi: they do? stay off the internet leorio. 

senior: enough

frogboy: firstly 

frogboy: i need to vomit lol

zuzu: why is it ALWAYS YOU WHO GETS SICK

frogboy: I SAID FIRSTLY?? ILL ANWSER YOUR QUESTION IN A SECOND 

senior: you even stable enough to go to school in the morning 

senior: you’ve been like this for about two days now

catboy: HES STILL VOMITING LMAOOO

pocky: why are you laughing LOL

catboy: i’m worrying rn.

zuzu: do you have an nausea pills? 

frogboy: lemme check 

frogboy: no Lol

zuzu: RIP them i got nothing else

pika: fucking dumbass always getting sick like just fight the germs damn

frogboy: STOP

frogboy: i think it’s food poisoning??

pocky: fuck food poisoning 

catboy: all my homies hate food poisoning 

senior: what’d you eat out the dumpster yesterday 

catboy has kicked senior from the chat 

pika: at this point i’m not surprised 

pika: so i will be minding my business accordingly 

zuzu: ^^

sushi: is everyone just lying in bed rn

catboy: yes

pika: too lazy to move so yes 

zuzu: same LMAOO

frogboy: i’m dying on the bathroom floor 

frogboy: and aunt mito is dead asleep so i’m stuck here 

pocky: NOT YOU STUCK LMAO

frogboy: ITS NOT FUNNY 

sushi has added senior to the chat 

sushi: @senior wyd 

senior: fighting a kid on the internet wbu 

catboy: ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES

senior: THIS KID PLAYS FORTNITE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

zuzu: victory royale copping the W’s

pocky: loved that game bro

pika: fr 

frogboy: @catboy i have made it to my room

catboy: K why are you telling me

frogboy: fuck u

catboy: KIDDINGGGG 

catboy: anyway, it’s best to be reclined and now lying down, so get some water and some crackers to settle ur stomach 

catboy: then i want you to sleep, we’ll figure out what you ate tomorrow

pocky: look at killua being a good lover 

catboy: finding my ax, hold on

pocky: wait WAI

sushi: did i just witness a murder 

pika: yes you did!

pika: ax man type beat 

frogboy: i ran back to the bathroom give me 5 minutes

sushi: HAHAJAHAJAH

senior: imagine laughing at your friend suffering

zuzu: kurapika exists, you know that right?

pika: I ONLY LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE ARE BULLYING HIM

pika: THAT IS DIFFERENT 

zuzu: SUREEEEEE

pocky: K so i just heard something thump against the door 

sushi: is it your parents? 

pocky: i’m not in my room 

zuzu: then

zuzu: what??? i

catboy: where the hell are you

pocky: i’m watching the marathon of high school musical in the living room rn

pocky: all 3 movies lol

pocky: just finished the first one so #2 is about to start 

pika: you’re downstairs just for that?

pika: at three am no less?

senior: why do you sound surprised as if you haven’t done anything weirder 

pika: because i can and will do whatever the hell i want without judgement.

pocky: real

sushi: ITS 3 IN THE MORNING???

frogboy: #2 IS ON?? WHAT

frogboy: i made it just in time, commercial just ended 

catboy: I SAID REST 

frogboy: IM BOILING SOME TEA, AND I HAVE CRACKERS, IS THAT OKAY

catboy: i suppose.

senior: if you could see my face i’m gagging rn

zuzu: like you don’t flirt with kurapika everyday at lunch 

pika: ITS CUTE THO 

pocky: LMAOAOOAO

frogboy: it JUST started raining 

senior: are you fr

senior: i thought no rain till next week?

zuzu: well unfortunately that was a lie

catboy: the weather man is never right

pika: damn

sushi: might run outside and just lie there

sushi: flashbacks of 3rd grade 

sushi: nvm 

catboy: what. 

zuzu: 3RD GRADE LMAO

frogboy: I REMEMBER 

pika: WHAT HAPPENED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE YOU TRAUMATIZED INVOLVED WITH RAIN

sushi: I WAS PLAYING OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN WITJ GON IN LIKE 3RD GRADE AND LIGHTNING STRUCK RIGHT BESIDE ME ALMOST KILLING ME 

frogboy: what he said, and i quote,

frogboy: “jesus just threw down a warning to tell me to get back inside.” 

pocky: NOOOO

senior: zushi dude are you okay.

sushi: No

zuzu: LOLOL

zuzu: girl in red is so good  

catboy: yea lol

catboy: falling sleep to her music >

frogboy: ^^^ 

senior: late night drives listening music, do it. i recommend it

senior: since i’m the only one with a legal license, we’ll go out saturday night ???

senior: and before you ask yes killua is paying for gas

catboy: i will empty your bank account.

senior: I WAS KIDDINF AHAHAHAHAH (please don’t)

pocky: ykw i’m up for it

pocky: school been so boring lately  

pika: ^^^

frogboy: might drop out idk

sushi: i’m not stopping you this time lol

sushi: atp i might too

zuzu: ZUSHI AGREEING??? W O W 

sushi: SHUT UP

Chapter Text

1:25 AM

local gas station robbery 

frogboy: going to throw myself out of a window 

catboy: i’d prefer you don’t do that

catboy: is it homework 

frogboy: yes 

pocky: it’s math is it not? 

zuzu: the fuck is up with the proper talking 

zuzu: this aint britain 

zuzu: oi mafs class got ya dawon?

pocky: LMFAO

sushi: what are you stuck on

frogboy: math

senior: no he meant like what math problem? 

frogboy: math. 

pika: GON PLEASE 

zuzu: math ain’t THAT hard

frogboy: SAYS MISS AP CALCULUS

zuzu: this is the reason ur FAILING.

sushi: math is only fun if you understand it

frogboy: RIGHT??

pika: why do i need math anyways? i’ll be in the mafia 

pika: why fight crime when i can inevitably create it 

senior: huh 

pika: you heard me.

sushi: alright edgelore

sushi: PUT THE BAT DOWN.

pika: Never.

catboy: #ganggang #mafia #mafiaboss 

pocky: i’ll be the next robin hood

sushi: i swear to the fucking heavens if you show up to school in a fox costume, green hat and clothes 

pocky: why is yo ur INSTANT THOUGHT THE DISNEY ROBIN HOOD

senior: isn’t that just gon tho 

frogboy: i was going to eat this corn dog i cooked but maybe i should settle on shoving this down your throat 

senior: fight me  

catboy has kicked senior from the chat 

catboy: i was doing everyone a favor  

pocky: LMFAO 

pocky: ok but i really can’t attend school? i cant, it says so in the bible

zuzu: “thou shall not attend thee building of learning, if he bend said rules, he is who may be punished” 

catboy: Ponzu 27:73

pika: the only bible i’ll read out of 

sushi: never speak again

pika: you say that like you hate me

sushi:

pika: ZUSHI. 

sushi: HA anyway

sushi: palm is still mad at me for something that happened like,,,, a week ago

sushi: oh ah, 1st time scared kinda nervous uwu

catboy: okay one, i will launch myself into the sun if i ever see uwu again

catboy: and two, palm??? the really tall kinda crazy girl???

pika: who else would we be talking about? ponzu? 

zuzu: IM GONNA IGNORE THAT. 

catboy: NO PALM IS INSANE THO

catboy: you have GOT to be on her good side or you’ll be walking home never knowing ur the next victim on her list

catboy: “if i kill you and put you across a platter, will gon love me?” 

catboy: i couldn’t sleep that night. my dreams replaced with nightmares.

frogboy: what’s her insta again? 

sushi: you better not go plan a fight schedule

frogboy: my fights aren’t scheduled or planned

pocky: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FORESHADOWING 

[frogboy has sent an attachment]

[The picture shows a selfie of Gon with obvious tear streaks running down his face, while he’s doing a peace sign and a forced smile.] 

frogboy: apart form palm, i am suffering 

pocky: ARE YOU CRYING OVER MATH

catboy: gon i’m on my way 

frogboy: bring the text book.

senior has joined the chat 

senior: why is that picture me just everyday 

senior: i wake up crying. i go to school crying. i go home crying. i go to sleep crying.

pocky: in other words, your tear ducts are switched on 24/7

pika: leorio that’s incredibly sad

pika: also how the hell did you do that

senior: gon taught me 

pocky: Y’ALL THERES SOMETHING JN MY ATTIC 

sushi: ????? you have an attic???

pocky: yes???? doesn’t every house

gon: I have a basement.

pocky: h

pocky: OH MY GOF THERES LIKE A TINY ANIMAL SKITTERING ABOVE ME 

catboy: it’s ponzu 

zuzu: if you go missing, it wasn’t me 

catboy: STOP

frogboy: its a rat 

senior: or a squirrel 

pika: squirtel?

pocky: NO, NOT THE GOD DAMN POKÉMON 

zuzu: that’s like the best starter pokémon though

sushi: NO, BULBSAUR WAS 

frogboy: that spelling was SO BAD

senior: @thisisntaspellingbee

catboy: and this isn’t tik tok 

senior: LMFAO

sushi: nah it was deadass charmander

pika: queen go ahead! 

sushi: STOP

pika: SPITTING FACTS G 

senior: boyfriend? i don’t have one wdym? 

catboy: unlock your window i’m here 

frogboy: there’s a???? front door???

catboy: i’m a cool kid, i don’t use doors 

zuzu: COOL KID ALRET 

sushi: like that kid in my bio class??? he entered through the window one day and everyone was like “???” 

sushi: then he goes “doors are for weaklings.”

senior: istg zushi why do you see the weirdest shit when ur minding ur own business 

senior: it’s fuckinf hilarious tho @ me when you go out

pocky: like you didn’t leave in the middle of class through a window to go to mcdonald’s 

senior: JUST BECAUSE I DO WEIRD SHIT DOESNR MEAN IT AFFECTS HIM

pocky: HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER

pika: but zushi is a walking magnet for weirdness 

sushi: no i just hang with you guys constantly 

catboy: how NICE OF YOU.

frogboy: ILL BE TAKING THAT AS A COMPLIMENT 

zuzu: U SUCK 

pika: LMAOOOO

pocky: i just got murdered in my own house

sushi: bye. y’all weird asf.

senior: NO PLZ 🥺🥺🥺🥺

zuzu: I HATE THAT DAMN EMOJI 

zuzu: calling apple to delete it. 

zuzu: ACTUALLY NO, IM SUING APPLE FOR CREATING IT

catboy: the switch up was so sudden LMAOO

catboy: okay! night night! 

pocky: won’t gon’s aunt see you tho

catboy: i’m as pale as this fucking ceiling, you think she will see me? 

pocky: CAMOUFLAGE?? STOP.

frogboy: LMAO 

Chapter Text

1:29 PM

local gas station robbery

frogboy: 

sushi: gon.

frogboy: I DIDNT MEAN TO

sushi: BS

sushi: ONE DAY.

sushi: U CANT GO ONE DAY CAN YOU 

sushi: HOW DOES BRINGING A FUCKING RAT TO SCHOOL EXCUSE

sushi: I CANT EVEN FINISH MY STATEMENT 

senior: why bring a rat to school 

catboy: why bring a pet to school period 

senior: imo id let you bring whatever the hell you want 

catboy: so if i show up one day with a HORSE lmk how you’ll react 

senior: BADLY? 

senior: only bc you’ll teach the horse to fucking kick ne

catboy: “local teen gets beat up by a horse taught by its owner”

catboy: i can see the headlines now

senior: I WILL STRANGLE YOU

catboy: STRANGER DANGER

zuzu: this is funny n all but can we PLEASE FOCUS ON THE RAT??

catboy: Ok.

pika: #cringe 

pika: do it again and i’ll kick you 

catboy: do it you won’t 

pika has kicked catboy 

pocky: i????

pocky: guys.

pika: explain??? rat —> school??? 

sushi: i walked into lunch right? you know, minding my business like i always do

sushi: (unfortunately it doesn’t absolutely nothing to me. i hate you all)

pocky: even in the middle of the story he has to remind of how much he can’t stand us

sushi: so i sat down beside killua and gon 

sushi: and out of no where gon looks at me straight in the eye

sushi: and goes “i want to show you something”

sushi: THEN PULLED A RAT OUT HIS POCKET 

senior: LMAO??? 

zuzu: like

zuzu: a toy or a real one

sushi: i want u to think about that again and look who you’re talking to.

zuzu:

zuzu: YOU BROUGHT A RAT TO SCHOOL

pocky: rat incident?? 

pocky: can we discuss a certain topic rq 

frogboy: No 

pocky: shut up rat lover 

frogboy: I CANT STAND THIS

sushi has added catboy to the chat

catboy: didnt think @pika was gonna do it 

pika: bet your ass cried 

catboy: we. WE. WE HAVE A RIVALRY. 

pocky: everyone here?

zuzu: no  

pocky: you’re on thin ice, keep ya mouth closed

zuzu: ???? 😭😭 

pocky: okay but like,,,, y’all ever have that one character and you’re like “i cant find them attractive” 

pocky: but then it’s “damn they’re fine asf tho.”

frogboy: me with Nagito Komaeda.

sushi: YOU WITH WHO 

senior: i miss the time when i never read that.

frogboy: YES?? AT FIRST I THOUGJT HE WAS A LIL WEIRD BUT NY OPINION CHANGED

pocky: true tho, guy was crazy as fuck

pocky: hot right?

catboy: IM THIS CLOSE

catboy: THIS CLOSE TO KICKING YOU AND LAUNCHINF YOU INTO THE SUN

pocky: I WAS JK 

pika: me but byakuya.

sushi: the guy in a suit and glasses?

zuzu: let them click.

sushi: wha

sushi: what i just??

sushu: all the pieces came together and my brain fucking vomited.

zuzu: LMFAOOO