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02:57 (BST)
Silbur woot changed their name to itsyaboi69
Itsyaboi69: what up it’s ya boy #69 ahaha
Bayblade: shut up, slender man lookin ass
Itsyaboi69: :(
Bayblade: oh what, you gonna cry, gonna piss your pants.?
Itsyaboi69: :,(
MuffinMan: lAnguage!!!! ಠ_ಠ
PogChamp: bbh stop youre weirdchamping rn
also youre kinda cring and also very bad
Kettle: Hey don’t weirdchamp bad when your username is literally a twitch emote.
PogChamp: it my branding big mahn,, i do It for the primes and the women, for i would be noting without them.
Tuba: I thoudht u sayd thet u hated womon?
PogChamp: ...yeah youre right or whatevr.
Phil: Why are you guys like this. It’s literally 2 in the morning right now.
Itsyaboi69: ghost spawning
PogChamp: got the prime on my mind amehn am I right????
Bayblade: I would say potato farming, but that bits been dead for like months now
Tuba: Harry Potter marathon!!!!
Kettle: procrastinating sleep, what did you expect honestly
Phil: Typical, also Techno could you please turn your music down, some of us are trying to sleep.
Bayblade: what would I get in return though
Phil: the knowledge that you’re less of a nuisance.
Bayblade: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nah
itsyaboi69: honestly phil let him be youre on the complete opposite of this house Im right next to him If I can deal with anime waifu shit you could too
PokimaineV2: did someone call me I saw Harry Potter somewhere
Tuba: yeah!! Im watehing the muvies right naw.
PokimaineV2: which one are you on ?
Tuba: chamber of seecrets!
PokimaineV2: ah , I see .
I liked the books better tbh
Itsyaboi69: god thats such a ravenclaw thing to say
PokimaineV2: what , you trying to get a go at me huh ? You griffindoor stuck up .
Itsyaboi69: take that back gogy.
PokimaineV2: nah
Tuba: hey guys whats yoar houzes??
Techno: the claw babee
PogChamp: roar
Kettle: slytherin
Phil: Ravenclaw
MuffinMan: I think it was hufflepuff | (• ◡•)|
Nihachu: hi sorry I just woke up are we talking about houses? Mine is hufflepuff
Foxthing: slytherin because I’m cooler than all of you B)
Crown™: red and yellow
RamSchlamm: what do you think fucktard
MuffinMan: hey!!! Language ಠ╭╮ಠ
RamSchlamm: sorry, what do you think fricktard
Quackster: sadly it’s hufflepuff
Jacobz: hey, show some house pride big Q…
Quackster: but it’s the worst house man!
Jacobz: you take that back >8(
Tuba: well im a revenxlaw so…
PogChamp: honestly lets be honest im probably the best option for quidditch captain,, im big very sporty and also attract women.
Itsyaboi69: the scar on your knee says otherwise Tommy
PogChamp: NO WILBUR WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YOU CANT BRING IT UP, MY DIGNITY MY PRIDE REMEMBER??!
Itsyaboi69: how you do even manage to break the plate and not realise it
PogChamp: its called “blocking out them haters”
PokimaineV2: what happened again ?
Itsyaboi69: a month ago we were watching something on the tv and tommy dropped a plate of something on the ground, we couldnt hear the shatter because the tv was way too loud so when they started talking about Jesus he tried to kneel down but then got a quarter of a plate stuck in between his joints.
PogChamp: fellas I can tell you that getting that out was not pogchamp at all.
Kettle: yikes what did you do Tommy, kill someone or something.
PogChamp: big d, It was probably my power and rhage that frightened the gods above me. I’m a threat no doubt..
Phil: He cried all the way to the hospital, it was pretty funny actually, besides the earrape that he committed.
Bayblade: I couldnt hear for two weeks after that.
Completely deaf
Itsyaboi69: HI IM WILBUR AND I AM OLD AND BAD AND ALSO DO NOT LOON VERY NICE
PogChamp: the boy took my phone help me
Phil: On my way I guess.
Quackster: fs in the chat everybody
Foxthing: f
Nihachu: f
Crown™: f
RamSchlamm: L
Kettle: f
PokimaineV2: Ff
Jacobz: ffffff
Bayblade: fs
Tuba: F
MuffinMan: F (._.)
Bayblade: I hear tommy’s feet through my wall
I hate this household
RamSchlamm: couldn’t empathize, those Europeans am I right?
Foxthing: wow we’ve gone from ruling to scrutinizing minorities. what’s next mass homicide?
RamSchlamm: ...it’s not a no
PokimaineV2: wait what ? aight this conversation should end right about here . I’m heading owt so gn .
Nihachu: yeah it’s like 3am for me, so I’m gonna go get ready for the stream tmr.
MuffinMan: goodnight!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
Jacobz: I’m actually gonna starts streaming, anybody gonna get on the smp?
Crown™: Im down for whatever
Quackster: nah gotta do a thing with the lc boys, have fun tho
Foxthing: already on the server.
RamSchlamm: god what are you a fucking rooster go to sleep dumbass
MuffinMan: if you do that one more time you’re not going to be a muffin for long.
Foxthing: sleep is for the w e a k
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03:21 (BST)
Snipsnap: I just finished my chickfila what did I miss
Bayblade: nothing of importance
Snipsnap: Jesus what time is it for you
Bayblade: you’re asking me? Pathetic
Kettle: sap what’s your hp house
Snipsnap: dunno, never done the quiz before
PogChamp: Sapnap you are dumb and not intelligent
Phil: WHY ARE YOU STILL UP???
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR PHONE YOU GREMLIN!
PogChamp: finders keepers
Itsyaboi69: he used a bobby pin and got into the safe.
PogChamp: i am inevitable.
im newtons constant and I’m unstoppable.
Fear me bwahahahaha
PokimaineV2: oh my god SHUT UP
PogChamp: whatever old man.
PokimaineV2: also sap when I wake up I’m gonna make you do the quiz , you know that right ?
Snipsnap: yeah… Ive kinda accepted defeat
PokimaineV2: good … now please for the love of Christ let me sleep
PogChamp: is no an answer?
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03:32 (BST)
PogChamp: I guess not
PokimaineV2: STOP