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It was a normal day at the Smash Mansion. Everyone is sitting outside having a conversation with each other. Out in the distance, a group of knights on horses were coming towards the Smash Mansion. All the Smashers stopped what they were doing as the knights approached the mansion. Everyone was confused on what was going on. The knights stopped in front of the mansion. All the Smashers knew who was in the front lines leading. It was Lucina's father, Chrom. He didn't look very happy either, something must be wrong.
"Lord Chrom, what are you doing here? Is there a problem?" Marth steps forward and asks his descendant.
"Marth, where is Lucina? I must speak with her immediately!" Chrom yells.
Marth looked at the knights behind Chrom. Sumia and Cynthia came along as well with the other Shepherds. The blue haired swordsman feared for what his great granddaughter might have done. Marth turns to the direction of the mansion. "Lucina! Could you come out here for a moment? It's kind of serious!" He calls.
Lucina comes outside of the Mansion. "What's the matter Mar-" The Ylissean eyes widen in shock when she sees her family and the Ylissean army. "F-Father?! Everyone?! W-What are you all doing here?" She asks worriedly.
Chrom got off of his horse. "Who is he Lucina?!" He asked angrily.
Lucina tilts her head in confusion. "W-What? I don't get what you mean father."
"I'm not a fool Lucina! I heard that someone here has taken your maidenhood! So where is he?!"
Pit and Robin looked at each other in fear. The two knew that Chrom was talking about Dark Pit. "Uh oh..." The two said to each other.
Lucina swallowed hard. She started shaking. She didn't know how to respond to her father. How did he know about Dark Pit when she had never brought him up? How did he know about what they did? "I-I...I..." Lucina started to step back.
Dark Pit comes outside the mansion. He sees everyone standing still looking for him. He was confused on the weird looks everyone was giving you.
"Why are you all looking at me like that? I just came outside for some fresh air." The dark angel says.
Pit points over to the Ylissean army. "That's why." He answers.
The dark angel looks up to see the entire Ylissean army glaring at him. He looks and sees Lucina staring back at him in a shaken state. He made eye contact with Chrom. Intensity was beginning to build up.
"Looks like I stepped out at a bad time. Am I missing something here?" Dark Pit asks.
Chrom approached Dark Pit with anger in his eyes. "You!" He points to the dark angel. "You're the one who took Lucina's virginity! Who do you think you are touching my daughter?!"
"Father, please!" Lucina cried.
Dark Pit was not fazed by Chrom. He kept a cool head and didn't choose to act out. With the large army Chrom had, he didn't want to start a war. "I am her boyfriend. Yeah, we had sex. So what of it? It's none of your business anyways."
Chrom gets up in Dark Pit's face. The Ylissean King stood over the dark angel, but Dark Pit still showed no sign of fear. "Lucina is part of a royal family! She is not to have relations with anyone until she is married! How dare you take her maidenhood?!"
"Well it happened. Lucina is old enough to make her own decisions and love whoever she wants. You don't like me? Well that's too bad. I don't care what you think of me. You don't scare me one bit. So I suggest you get out of my face before I rearrange it." Dark Pit sneers.
"Why you dastard?! You stay away from my daughter! Or I'll make you pay!" Chrom pulls out his Falchion.
"Just try me old man. I'm not afraid of you." Dark Pit takes out his sIlver Bow.
Pit runs in and holds Dark Pit arms. "Woah woah woah! L-Let's not do anything rash Pittoo! Are you crazy?!"
Lucina goes in front of Chrom and shields Dark Pit. "Father stop! Don't hurt Dark Pit please! I love him!" She pleaded.
"Lucina...Stand aside. This is between me and him." Chrom says.
Sumia steps down from her pegasus and walks up to Chrom. She puts her hand on his shoulder. "Lower your sword darling. You cannot get between true love, and Lucina does love him. Please do not resort to violence." She tells her husband.
Chrom turns to his wife in shock. "But Sumia, he…"
"I recognize what he has done, but this doesn't have to be the way we handle things. You know that. There is already a law in Ylisse for something like this. So please, lower your sword."
Chrom sighs and sheaths his sword back in his scabbard. "Alright, I will not use any violence. But, you will not get away from this easily! There is a law if a person born from a royal family has their maidenhood taken away before marriage."
Lucina's heart started to beat rapidly at the mention of the law her father was referring to. She had never told Dark Pit this because she thought she wouldn't have to worry about it.
Dark Pit turns to Lucina. "What is he talking about?" He asks. Lucina flinches. She looks away from Dark Pit, rubbing her arm in embarrassment.
"For taking Lucina's virginity before marriage, you are ordered by law to marry her." Chrom informs.
"WHAT?!" ALL the smashers yell in unison.
Dark Pit didn't know how to process the news in his head. Marriage? Dark Pit has had a discussion about marriage with someone when he was in Vegas, but he's never discussed it with Lucina. It was a topic barely brought up in any of their conversations. Now the two were stuck in a predicament where they're forced to be married.
"You didn't tell me there was a law about this..." Dark Pit says to Lucina. He then turns to Chrom. "Seriously? We have to get married?!"
"Yes! You two must get married, it is the law. If he doesn't, then there will be severe consequence..." Chrom threatens. "Those who refuse to abide by the law, are to be executed." He says coldly.
"Chrom, surely that's a little too extreme. Right?" Marth questions.
Chrom shakes his head. "I believe it is only fair."
Palutena comes out of the mansion and sees everything that's going on. "Now what did I walk myself into? Pit, what's going on here? Why does Pittoo look like he's in distress?" She asks her angel.
"U-Uh...W-Well..." Pit couldn't respond to Palutena properly.
"That dark angel took my daughter's maidenhood. Now they must be forced to get married by law." Chrom states.
Palutena raised her eyebrow in amusement. "Marriage you say? Well this is a little interesting. My little Pittoo marrying sweet little Lucina…that doesn't sound like too bad of an idea. I guess I could get involved in this little mortal affair. You're welcome to stay so we can discuss more of this, but uh...the army has got to go." The Goddess points to the army.
"Fair enough. Everyone! Report back to Ylisse! I will call for your return once the wedding begins!"
"Yes Lord Chrom!" All the knights bowed and left through a portal to go back to Ylisse.
Chrom, Lissa, Frederick, Sumia, Owain, and Cynthia go inside the mansion along with Palutena leaving the Smashers to look at each other and try to piece together what's going to happen. Dark Pit turned to the Smashers, he looked very pissed.
"Alright! I want to know right now! Who told him about me and Lucina?! There was no way that he should have known about us!" Dark Pit yells.
Everyone looked at each other, but no one was saying anything. Rob then raises his hand nervously.
"R-Rob...You?!" Lucina says in shock.
"What did you do Rob?" Robin asks her brother.
"I-I didn't do anything. All I did was write a letter to Chrom like I usually do. I have mentioned that Lucina was dating Dark Pit. I didn't say anything about you two having sex. Chrom just jumped into a conclusion and probably assumed the worst. I wouldn't throw you guys under the bus like that." Rob explained. He didn't like the look Dark Pit was giving him. It was a good thing he was next to Shulk to protect him.
Dark Pit ran his fingers down his hair and sighed with frustration. "This cannot be happening..." The dark angel groaned. He walked back inside of the mansion. He started to limp the more steps he took.
"Dark Pit..." Lucina saw how distressed her boyfriend was. She thought it was best to give him time to think.
Marth walks to his great granddaughter and his hand on her shoulder. "We have a lot to talk about…" He says while scratching his head.
Peach, Zelda, Samus, Robin, Kamui, and Bayonetta are sitting together in Lucina's room with the Ylissean Princess. Everyone had their opinion on the marriage. Lucina was feeling a little flustered by the women showing support to her. Peach was the most excited while Bayonetta was keeping quiet about the situation.
"I don't know what to say. I mean, it is a happy occasion that you're getting married. Although, I'm sure it would be much nicer if it was not forced upon you like this" Zelda says.
"Lucina, are you even ready for marriage? That law in your world is a very strict one. It just seems so harsh that you have to be so rushed into marriage." Samus said with worry in her voice.
"I-It's okay Samus. It is a very harsh law. I did wish things didn't end up the way they are now. Marriage wasn't something that was on my mind at the moment. But if I have to...I don't mind it since I'm marrying someone I love. I do love Dark Pit. The thought of spending the rest of life with him...It just sounds..." Lucina covers her face. She was blushing at the married life she was about to have.
Peach hugs Lucina. "I am so happy for you Lucy! Do you know what this means?! We'll have our first married couple in the mansion! That's so exciting! I'm jealous of you!"
"P-Peach, please!" Lucina lowers her head.
Robin wraps her arm around Lucina's shoulder. "So Lucina, since you're going to be getting married, you're going to need a best woman to accompany you in that wedding."
"Robin, there is no best woman in weddings." Zelda reminded the tactician.
"Well there is one now, and it's me." Robin points to herself. "This is a very special occasion for my best friend and I want to be there with her every second of the day to watch her spread her wings." She smiles.
"There are a lot of things we have to prepare for. If you're really going through this wedding, everyone has got to get a dress." Kamui shudders. "I never liked dresses much. I always found them uncomfortable." Kamui says.
Zelda raises an eyebrow at Bayonetta who has been quiet throughout the entire conversation. "You've been awfully quiet, Bayonetta. Aren't you excited for Lucina?" She asks.
The Umbran Witch looked bored from the conversation about marriage. She looks at all the girls. The room fell silent waiting for the Umbra Witch to say something. "If you really want my honest opinion on this, I think this is really ridiculous. Think about it. You're getting forced into marriage just because you and Pittoo fucked. That's something that couples always do. You said it yourself that you weren't thinking about marriage. Now you suddenly have to drop everything over some idiotic law. You're not even in your world anymore."
Lucina nods. "I know Bayonetta. My father can be very irrational sometimes, but it's those consequences that I'm afraid of. I don't want to lose Dark Pit. I know this must be very troubling for him as well."
Bayonetta sighs. "I feel a little sorry for him. It's such a shame that he has to get bound by marriage."
Marth, Rob, Marth, Roy, Ike, Mario, Corrin, and Clou are sitting together in Dark Pit's room with the dark angel. They've just been sitting in silence exchanging looks at each other. The atmosphere was very awkward compared to the women.
"Alright, so we all understand the situation now. Dark Pit, you have a huge responsibility on you. You have to marry Lucina." Marth declared, effectively breaking the silence.
"No no no no no. This can't be real. Please tell me this is all just a dream." Dark Pit mumbled. He was hoping someone would back him up and tell him it was a dream.
"I wish I could tell you this was a dream, but unfortunately this is the real world and the real world sucks." Pit told him harshly.
Dark Pit sighed with frustration. "I can't believe I'm being forced to get married! Why is this suddenly such a big deal?! So what if Lucina and me had sex?! I thought that was normal!"
"I am very disappointed in you Dark Pit!" Corrin stood up. "You're not supposed to be that intimate with anybody until you are married! It's impure! It's not right!" He shouted. The guys were a little surprised to see how serious Corrin was.
"Corrin…now is not the time for you to lecture me about purity." Dark Pit growled.
"You brought this upon yourself Dark Pit! Virginity is very sacred! You're only to have relations with your lover when you are a married couple! Now you and Lucina are tainted!" Corrin complained.
Cloud puts his hand on Corrin's shoulder. "Corrin, I hate to break this to you, but there are a lot of people who has had sex and they're not married." He tells the young boy.
Corrin turns to Cloud in shock. "W-What?! That's not true!" He shook his head. "People should care about purity and commitment!"
"Those are after thoughts to a lot of people Corrin." Cloud folds his arms and shrugs. "I mean, Mario and Peach aren't married and they had sex. I've already had sex before, and I'm not married to anyone. It's not a requirement to get married before you have sex."
Corrin couldn't believe what he was hearing. His world was starting to change around him. People having no security for their purity really frustrated the dragon prince. Corrin covered his ears. "No! No! I don't want to hear it!"
"Can we please get back to the topic guys?!" Rob yells. He turns to Dark Pit. "Now Dark Pit, I know you're not too thrilled with me telling Chrom about your relationship with Lucina. I apologize for that since he jumped to conclusions leading to this, but you're making it seem like marrying Lucina is a bad thing. Is there a problem with that?" He asked sternly.
Dark Pit shakes his head. "It's not that at all. I do love Lucina. I'm just not ready for marriage…not in the slightest."
"Can you really blame Dark Pit for acting like this? I mean, what would you do if you were forced to be married unexpectedly?" Roy said.
"Marriage is a really big commitment. You'd be giving up a lot to be with Lucina. Which also means you'll have to slow down." Ike says.
"What do you mean slow down?" Dark Pit raises an eyebrow.
"Well Dark Pit, you are a pretty reckless angel who likes to run free and do whatever the hell he wants. You won't really be able to do that anymore. You have a wife to take care of, and could possibly have kids too if you plan on having some in the future." Mario lectured.
Dark Pit wasn't feeling any better about the conversation. Hearing that he'd have to give up running free did not make the dark angel feel welcomed about the idea of marriage. Dark Pit got up from his bed.
"I can't take this...I have to go." Dark Pit left his room with his head held down in shame. Pit wanted to pursue his twin but chose not to.
"Did you really have to mention that?! Now you just made him feel worse about the situation!" Pit says
"What else do you want us to do? We can't sugarcoat him. This is something he can't get out of." Marth says.
Pit sighs. "I know. I just...feel sort of bad for Pittoo. I know he'll make the right decision in the end. Or at least...I hope so." He says in a worried tone.
The Smashers are all sitting down in the dining room for dinner. Dark Pit hasn't touched his food. He's just been sitting with his head down looking at it. He still couldn't get his mind off of his conversation with the guys. The loss of freedom part was the one he really didn't like. It's like he'll lose the other important thing that makes him different from Pit. He didn't want to be seen as a clone stuck to a relationship that he could no longer get out of. The last thing he wanted was to be seen as a darker Pit who was bossed around by another woman.
Lucina wasn't like Palutena, but it was in Pit's character to be bossed around. Lucina is sitting across from Dark Pit and sees how distressed her boyfriend is. Dark Pit hasn't really said anything to her and it was starting to worry her.
"So, have you boys already made plans for the wedding?" Peach asks.
Marth nods. "Yes. We have to go and get suits while you ladies get your dresses. Have to decide on decorations, who will be the receptionist, flower girl, best man. Am I missing something?" The Altean Prince pondered
"Yeah, you're forgetting the best woman." Robin points to herself. "I know they don't exist in weddings, but it will for this wedding. I'll make sure Lucina is fully prepared for her wedding." She smiles proudly.
Despite the awkward tension, everyone was still able to talk about the marriage without anyone causing a scene. Luckily, it wasn't Dark Pit who just wanted to ignore this entire conversation. The Smashers were already deciding what would happen to his life, so it was pointless to argue.
Corrin was a different story. He was stunned into silence that none of the guys besides Marth believed that they should not have sex before marriage. Mario was supposed to be a shining example of a pure relationship, but learning that they also had sex when not married rocked the foundation of his view on marriage. Why did the guys believe that? Did they think so lowly of their partners that they would just move on after soiling their fair maiden?
If Corrin had the chance, he would have argued with Palutena about allowing her angel twins to have sex beforehand. She's supposed to be the Goddess of Light that rewarded pure individuals. He was afraid to say anything to her because the last thing he wanted was for a Goddess with "Light" in her title to also share the same view as the other guys.
"Even Cloud thinks the same as everyone else…" Corrin thought darkly to himself.
He sighed. He didn't want to admit that maybe his logic was backwards. A part of his memory did recall Kamui breaking her own vow, but he ignored that in favor of seeing his sister as a protector he trusted with his life.
"Aren't you all bothered by this just a little bit? This doesn't feel right. Marriages are very sacred. It just doesn't feel right if two people have relations first then get married. They wouldn't be pure anymore!" Corrin yelled.
Cloud sighs, putting his hand on forehead and shakes it. "Here we go again." He grumbled.
Bayonetta was confused at Corrin's outburst. Cloud or the other guys didn't tell her that her boyfriend was throwing a temper tantrum a few hours ago. They thought he would get over it, but that clearly wasn't the case. It was her duty to calm him down, but she clearly didn't know why he was upset in the first place.
"I just think it's pretty stupid. You shouldn't have to get married in order to have sex. If you just want to do it then go ahead. Sorry Pittoo, losing your freedom to be stuck in marriage is pretty tragic." Bayonetta shrugs as she sips on her tea.
Corrin glanced at Bayonetta, horrified at what she just said. "Cere...No. It's not stupid. Your virginity is sacred! You're not supposed to just throw it away and ruin your purity!"
"You keep using that word." Bayonetta thought darkly to herself before she tried to explain herself. "Why do I need to be restricted from doing what I want to do? If I want to have sex, I'll go and have sex. I don't care for all that marriage stuff anyways. Why be tied down to someone when you could just run free and do whatever you want?"
"So...you'd rather be with other people than be with me?" Corrin muttered darkly.
Bayonetta was a little caught off guard by Corrin's sudden question. She was more surprised this is the conclusion Corrin came to instead of assuming that she preferred to have freedom before having to commit to her special someone.
"That's not what I'm saying Corrin." The Umbran Witch says.
Corrin stands up from his seat and slams his hands on the table. "Well, that's what it sounds like! Is there a problem with me wanting to wait to give my virginity to the one I love?! Are you going to leave me because you don't want to be tied down with me?! Am I not worth it Cere?!" Tears started to well up in Corrin's eyes at the idea of Bayonetta leaving him.
Bayonetta stands up from her seat. "Corrin, I'm not saying that! You know how I feel about you!" She said sternly.
"I'm willing to stay with you...but you won't do the same for me!" Corrin storms out of the dining room crying.
"Corrin!" Bayonetta cried out. The Umbra Witch groaned in frustration and left the dining room.
The Smashers were in shock to see Bayonetta and Corrin argue like that seeing as how it was very unusual for them. They've all been so used to seeing them be happy together that seeing them fall out like that felt uncomfortable.
Kamui sighs. "I'm not surprised by his reaction. My father and my older siblings Camilla and Xander practically hammered it into his head that he is not allowed to have sex at a young age or until he's married. Even my Hoshidian siblings thought the same thing. I never really believed in what they preached. Sex is a choice, so you don't have to wait for marriage to have it."
The half dragon girl didn't want to admit to the Umbran Witch they were in agreement on something,
Dark Pit gets up from his seat. "I can't stay here. I'm just going to go."
"You haven't eaten anything Dark Pit. Please stay." Lucina pleaded.
"I can starve myself for a day. I just can't be around anybody right now..." Dark Pit leaves the dining room with his head down.
Lucina sighs sadly. "He's really not taking this well. I hate seeing him depressed like this. Dark Pit...Why won't you talk to me?" She pondered.
Dark Pit goes outside to get some fresh air and tries to clear his mind. This whole day has just been a nightmare for him. He wanted to just run away from it all. He didn't want anything to do with marriage. Hearing everyone decide on his future didn't make things better either. The dark angel lost his train of thought as he started to hear crying near the forest. Dark Pit runs over to the forest. When he makes it there, he sees Cynthia lying on the floor holding her knee with Owain beside her. Tears started streaming down her eyes.
"Hey, are you alright? What happened?" Dark Pit walks up to the two.
Owain turns to Dark Pit. "It is you!" He points to the dark angel. "The dark corrupter taking the form of the being of light and prosperity! The bandit and tainter of my cousin Lucina's maidenhood! Why have you come here?!"
"I just came out for some fresh air. Then I saw you two out here. What happened?" Dark Pit asks.
"Owain and I were having a little sparring match. Then I tripped on a rock and scraped my ankle. It really hurts!" Cynthia cried.
"Let me see." Dark Pit bends down and looks at Cynthia's leg. It was a big gash with some blood leaking down her leg. "Shit. I'm going to have to clean that up. Don't move. I got you."
Owain puts his hand on Dark Pit's chest to stop him. "Hold it right there! What makes you think I am going to allow your grubby hands to touch my cousin?! You will have to make conversation with my blade, Missiletainn! I have the power of a one thousand Gods in the palm of my hand! To dispel the evil that is-"
"Would you shut up?!" Dark Pit yells. Anymore of Owain monologues and he would've lost it. "Your cousin has an injury and she needs medical attention! Are you going to stand there and continue to talk my ear off or do you want me to help?!"
Owain takes off Dark Pit and clears his throat. "Alright fine. Just don't do anything weird." He spoke normally.
Dark Pit picks up Cynthia and carries her piggyback. Dark Pit and Owain rush back inside of the mansion and place Cynthia on the couch in the living room.
"Oww! It really hurts!" Cynthia whined.
"Don't touch it. I'll be right back." Dark Pit told the young pegasus rider.
The dark angel goes to the bathroom and gets some alcohol, bandage tape, and a paper towel. He comes back into the living room and pours some alcohol on to the paper towel and starts wiping Cynthia's cut.
Cynthia winced in pain. "It burns!"
"I know. My twin did the same to me and I just instinctively punched up. It only stings a bit so don't worry." After Dark Pit was done wiping Cynthia's cut. He took the bandage tape and wrapped it around her leg. "There we go. Good as new. You should be more careful. Wouldn't want any more cuts on you."
Cynthia gives Dark Pit a hug. "Thank you! You're a really nice person!" The dark angel blushed from the warm gesture.
"What an unexpected turn of events! Coming to the aid of my cousin and healing her wounds with the power of...well first aid. You truly have the gratitude of the Blade Master, Odin Dark! For that, you have fifty percent of my trust! Uncle Chrom still doesn't like ya." Owain comments.
Dark Pit rolls his eyes. "Yeah I know. You can go now." He says awkwardly.
"Thank you again Pittoo!" Cynthia bows.
Cynthia and Owain leave the living room and head upstairs. Dark Pit sighs and scratches his head.
Sumia comes into the living room. "Thank you for helping my little girl. That was very kind of you." She smiled.
Dark Pit turns away from Sumia. "O-Oh. It's no big deal. I couldn't leave her out there by herself...That Owain guy can be pretty ear grating. No offense."
Sumia giggles. "Don't worry. You're not the only person who tells that to me or Lissa. Dark Pit right? You mind if we just talk for a little while?"
"Uh...sure." The dark angel reluctantly agrees.
Dark Pit and Sumia take a seat on the couch. "I know the whole marriage thing has been a little nerve racking for you. Chrom is still not too excited about the whole situation." Sumia says.
"I would imagine so. I don't think I'll ever get him to like me. He obviously wants nothing to do with me. Now I have to worry about him being a watchdog on me now that I'll have to marry Lucina." Dark Pit sighs.
"You know, Lucy really does love you. I see it in her eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if she ever thought of having a future with you."
Dark Pit blushed at the idea. "I...feel flattered. Truth be told, I'm surprised I even got to be her boyfriend. Relationships didn't mean anything to me, then I met Lucina. Love is a really different feeling for me. Never experienced anything like it."
"Ahh, so she's your first love as well? How wonderful." Sumia smiles. "I don't believe you're a bad person Dark Pit. You do have a good heart. Why do you feel you need to cover that?"
Dark Pit looks away from Sumia. "I'm not good at talking about this kind of stuff. Makes me feel uncomfortable."
"I'm not here to scold you about what happened. Lucina and You made love. It's what lovers do with each other. Dark Pit, you shouldn't worry." Sumia puts her hand on Dark Pit's chest. The dark angel looks at Sumia confusingly. "Your heart will put you on the right path. I know it will." Sumia gets up and walks upstairs to her guest room.
Dark Pit just continued to sit down and ponder. "What path is considered the right path? I don't know...What do I do...?"
The next day, all the Smashers were wide awake and were about to head out to the mall to shop for dresses and suits. All the girls already left for the mall. The guys (minus Corrin) were about to leave, but Pit wanted to go get his twins first. Pit goes back inside the mansion and goes to Dark Pit's room.
Pit knocked on the door. "Pittoo! The guys and I are about to go shopping for suits! You have to pick up yours too!" Pit didn't get any response from his twin. He wondered if he was still asleep. "Pittoo! Pittoo!" The angel yelled louder.
Pit entered inside the room to see that the bed was empty. This confused the angel. Where did Dark Pit go? Pit looked around the entire room and couldn't find him anywhere. "Where the heck did he go?" Pit scratches his head. He gives up and goes back outside.
"Where's Dark Pit?" Marth asks.
"I don't know. I searched all over his room and I couldn't find him anywhere." Pit answered.
"Maybe he'll be back after we're done shopping. We have to go." Mario says.
All the guys began to leave for the mall. On the roof of the mansion, Dark Pit looked out to see the guys leaving without them noticing where he was. The dark angel sighed in relief. "I have to avoid them as much as possible. I can't deal with this."
The girls are in the dressing room of a mall. Peach came into the dressing room holding a bundle of dresses for all the girls. Peach was obviously the most excited for the wedding, so she clearly went into the store fully prepared on what she wanted.
"Alright girls! I've picked out dresses for everybody! I'm always on the case when it comes to special events for my friends! Lucina, I thought white would be perfect for you despite your colors consisting of blue. It's not a ballroom dress, so it'll be a little easier for others to walk by your and not trip over your dress. I made sure the upper body was small since...uh...well you know. But what do you think?" Peach quickly tried to change the subject.
"It looks great Peach. I'll go try it on and see how it looks." Lucina takes the dress and goes behind the curtains.
All the girls got their dresses and each went into a separate spot. Bayonetta just stood still not looking interested in the slightest to try on her dress.
"Bayonetta? Aren't you going to try on your dress?" Peach asks.
Bayonetta folded her arms and looked away. "If you're going to give me a dress, it better be black."
"Black is for funerals. Unless you're saying your farewells to Dark Pit, do not wear black." Samus snarks.
"Come on, Witch. This is a wedding we're trying to prepare for. This also isn't for you. You can't go into a wedding looking like the slut you are." Palutena insulted.
Bayonetta growled at the Goddess. "Piss off! I'm not getting into the dress!"
Palutena was getting annoyed with the Umbran Witch. She tackles Bayonetta from behind trying to wrestle her to wear the wedding dress. Palutena grabbed onto one of Bayonetta's breasts which caused her to jump.
"My, you sure do have some soft tits for an old hag like yourself." Palutena teased.
"Get your hands off of me!" Bayonetta yelled as she struggled to get away.
Palutena's grip was stronger than imagined and for all of her struggles, she was pulled in closer to the Goddess of Light. Palutena enjoyed seeing her squirm and gave an extra pinch to try and get her to make her squeal. It didn't exactly work, but it was close. Palutena was glad there was a mirror nearby. She could clearly see that the Umbran Witch was blushing with her unwanted closeness.
Peach laughed over the two women fighting. "You know, you two do make pretty good friends."
Bayonetta and Palutena stopped fighting and gave Peach a look. "No! We don't!" They both shouted.
"Peach, I do think you shouldn't let us all wear white. We don't want to outshine the bride herself." Zelda reminded her as she looked at the Goddess of Light. "Although, I know some of us would love to be the center of attention."
"A Goddess must always look her best to impress." Palutena hummed as she finally took her hands off of Bayonetta. The Umbran Witch didn't realize she let out a sigh of relief that Palutena was going to leave her alone.
"We'll be the judge of that." Peach said as she looked toward Bayonetta. "If white doesn't work, your only option is purple. Still, I gave that color for Robin so you're going to be out of luck either way."
Bayonetta grumbled about how unfair Peach was being. She still wasn't going to try it on even if Peach were to buy her the white dress. Meanwhile, Palutena was going to get a beautiful green one while she was stuck with the color that didn't suit her.
"This is for Lucina…the least I could do for her is show up all tidied up." Bayonetta groaned to herself.
Speaking of Lucina, the Ylissean Princess came out from behind the curtains wearing her wedding dress. All the girls came out to see the swordswoman and they were all mesmerized by how beautiful she looked.
"D-Do I look okay?" Lucina asked nervously.
"Oh. My. Gosh! Lucina, you look amazing! I can just imagine you walking down the aisle now. All of your friends and family watching you and taking pictures admiring you. Dark Pit would be absolutely speechless if he saw you!" Peach screeched with excitement.
Lucina blushed. "R-Really? You think so? Thank you. Actually, thank you all for your help. I didn't expect you all to be on board with this so easily. I'm truly thankful." The swordswoman smiled.
Robin wrapped her arm around Lucina's shoulder. "We're your friends Lucina. This is pretty big for you, and we wouldn't let you handle it on your own. We're family after all."
Lucina felt like she was going to tear up. She did have a group of friends who really cared for her. Seeing all those smiling faces around her just brought joy to her. The Smashers were her family. "You all have my gratitude."
"We should start heading back to the mansion. Don't worry Lucy! I paid for the dresses already." Peach said with a giggle.
All the girls paid for their dresses and started heading back for the mansion.
All the guys are still in the suit store across the street. Marth was busy being too occupied looking at himself in the mirror while he's wearing his tuxedo.
"Look at you. Looking sharp. Who's that blue haired beauty in the mirror? Oh wait, that's me. Looking fabulous as always." Marth flips his hair. "It's so refreshing to see myself in a tuxedo."
"Yes, Marth. It is refreshing to see you not being in a dress for once." Ike snarks.
"Hey! This is my decedent's wedding. I have to look good."
"Yeah. This is Lucina's wedding. You already had your wedding drama queen." Roy jokes.
"Did everyone get their suits already?" Mario asked. "Hey, where's Pit?"
"Over here guys!" Pit came towards the guys wearing a white tuxedo. All the guys just gave Pit a rather nasty look. Everyone else was wearing black while Pit wanted to be the one in white.
"Pit! We all agreed to wear black! Why did you get a white tuxedo?" Mario asked.
"I'm the light angel. Pittoo is gonna wear black, so it makes sense that I wear white. "
Mario facepalms. "Nevermind. Keep the suit. We have to go back and start preparing for the wedding. Alright, are we going to pay for our suits separately or-" Mario turned around to see all the guys were gone. "Fuck you all. Seriously."
"Sir, you know you have to pay for those suits." The cashier reminded him.
"Yeah yeah I know." Mario starts reaching into his wallet.
Back at the mansion, all the Smashers and Ylissean soldiers got together and started decorating for the wedding. Marth and Chrom were walking together. Chrom was a little impressed by how well all the Smashers were working together for the wedding.
"I must say grandfather, this is amazing! Everything will be prepared in no time flat." Chrom said. He resisted the urge to call him "great, great, great (to the nth number) grandfather" because Marth didn't want to be reminded by how old he was. Grandfather was fine.
"It does help when you're living with fifty other people. You get things done a lot quicker...sometimes." Marth says.
"I do wish we had a wedding planner. It just doesn't feel right to set up without one."
Mario walked up to the swordsmen. "Hey there Chrom, everything okay?" He asks
"Everything is alright. I was just addressing that maybe it would be good to have a wedding planner."
"A wedding planner huh? Don't worry, I know just the right person for the job." Mario puts on a bow tie and takes out a notepad. "Hello. My name is Mario Mario, expert wedding planner at your service."
Chrom tilts his head in confusion. "Wait, how can you just put on a bow tie and notepad and call yourself a-"
"Don't question it." Marth interrupts his descendant. "Mario is a man of many jobs. There isn't anything he can't do."
Dark Pit was staring outside of the balcony looking at everyone preparing for the wedding. He wasn't handling things well. Everywhere he went around the mansion, it was about the wedding. He was slowly starting to lose it. He goes back inside his room not wanting to see anymore. He plops on his bed frustrated.
Lucina comes into Dark Pit's room. "Hey Dark Pit, I wanted to check up on you. I haven't heard from you since last night. I was worried."
Dark Pit has been avoiding contact with everybody. He felt like if he did speak to someone, he would just explode with anger. He sits up.
"Lucina. I can't do this. This is ridiculous! Everyone is determining my future like it's their choice! They're not the ones being forced into marriage! I've been nothing but stressed about this! What good am I even getting from out of it?! Losing my freedom?! Yeah, like that's something to be happy about!" Dark Pit slams his fists on the bed.
Lucina couldn't help but feel a little offended. Was Dark Pit implying that being married to her is like some sort of punishment. "Dark Pit? Do you...not enjoy the idea of spending the rest of your life with me?"
Dark Pit turned to Lucina seeing how visibly upset she looked. "Lucina...I'm not saying that...I just..."
"You asked what good are you getting out of this. Is staying committed to the one you love not good enough for you?!"
"Lucina...I'm not ready for marriage! I don't want to give up my freedom! I lived my life going by my own rules! Now I'm supposed to give that up?!"
"You're giving that up for me!" Lucina yells, putting her hand on her chest. "Is your freedom really that important to you?!"
Dark Pit shakes his head. "You don't understand Lucina..."
Tears started to stream down Lucina's face. "Tell me now Dark Pit! Is being married to me such a punishment to you?! Would you rather be alone and not spend the rest of your life with me?! Your girlfriend?!"
Dark Pit swallowed hard. His mind was at a stand still. He wasn't able to utter any sort of answer. He was shaking. He didn't know what he should do. The dark angel just turned away from his girlfriend. He ran out to the balcony and just flew away without looking back.
Lucina fell down to her knees crying. "I...I thought you loved me...Dark Pit..." She whimpered. "What have I done wrong…?"