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Ayumu Fujimori created Untitled Chat.

Ayumu Fujimori added Seishi Yodogawa, Maiko Kagura, Narumi Osone and 12 others to Untitled Chat.

Ayumu Fujimori: hey guys!! as class rep ms yukizome asked me to create a class group chat to strengthen our bond!! I hope we all have fun and don't get too crazy lol

Aruma Todoroki changed Ayumu Fujimori’s nickname to get (un)lucky

Narumi Oosone: ALREADY???

Akira Tsuchiya: is that a fucking sex joke

Misuzu Aisaka: I hate it here.

Seishi Yodogawa: ARUMA you will die by my hands /hj

Aruma Todoroki: wow ok mr guy cool ur jets /j

Saiji Rokudou: MR GAY???

Marin Mizuta: Big Sis predicts this group chat will turn into something awfully endearing!!~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Maiko Kagura: WAIT OMG YOU CAN CHANGE NICKNAMES

Maiko Kagura changed their nickname to freestyle dance teacher

Kasumi Izumo: This is going to be a disaster

freestyle dance teacher: SUSH

freestyle dance teacher changed Nico Himuro’s nickname to shakes pear

get (un)lucky: KJAEHFKSDG

Kego Sakuma: NO SHIT UP THAT ISNT EVEN FUNNY

Aruma Todoroki: SHIT UP

Narumi Oosone: SHIT UP

Kasumi Izumo: SHITUP

Akira Tsuchiya: SHITPU

freestyle dance teacher: SHIT UP

Kego Sakuma: STOPPPPPPPP SOME OF YOU ARE MESSING UP WORSE THAN ME

Mikoto itsuki: shakespear isnt even a fucking poet.

freestyle dance teacher: hes not????????

Kazuomi Samejima: NO?????

Saiji Rokudou: AJHDFAJDHFJSG

Kasumi Izumo: SHAKEPSEAR MADE LIKE?? A THIRD OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Narumi Oosone: HE MADE LIKE 500 WORDS

Kazuomi Samejima: THOSE ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT STATEMENTS

shakes pear: We literally have to read his plays every year how do you not know this.

Seishi Yodogawa: KJAHDFJSDFASKJ

freestyle dance teacher: FINE

freestyle dance teacher changed Saiji Rokudou’s nickname to the fun in funeral

the fun in funeral: not as bad as i thought id get

freestyle dance teacher: UDGFGUHG

Narumi Oosone: maiko haters in the chat rise up /j

Mikoto Itsuki: *rises up*

freestyle dance teacher: STOPP

get (un)lucky: dab on the haters

Seishi Yodogawa: THIS IS AWFUL

freestyle dance teacher changed Aruma Todoroki’s nickname to xXbigtiddiedXx

Misuzu Aisaka: Getting the unoriginal ones out of the way I see.

xXbigtiddiesXx: CANT SAY I HATE IT

get (un)lucky: WHY IS THAT NAME A TRANSFORMICE TRIBE NAME

Kasumi Izumo: TRANSFORMICE????

Seishi Yodogawa: ayu you just re opened my third eye

Kego Sakuma: JASHDFJSDGFG

get (un)lucky: PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO PLAYED THAT GAME

Marin Mizuta: The one with the mice and you have to get the cheese?? and there's shamans and stuff??~ (▰˘◡˘▰)

freestyle dance teacher: YES OH MY GOD

Kasumi Izumo: not to flex on you fucks but i was loaded in that game

Kazuomi Samejima: that shits just furry wizard 101

Kego Sakuma: AKJHFKSDHGFJADFGF??DFG

Narumi Oosone: NO?????? BUT GOOD TRY?????

Akira Tsuchiya: NONON HES NOT WRONG LET HIM SPEAK

shakes pear: When was a 2D game where you are a mouse running around to get cheese the same as Wizard 101?

freestyle dance teacher: STOPOSFDOG NOOOO WERE GETTING SIDETRACKED

freestyle dance teacher changed Misuzu Aisaka’s nickname to momsuzu

momsuzu: Fitting.

xXbigtiddieXx: does that mean kasumi is daddysumi

get (un)lucky: AJKSFHJSADFSD PELAS

the fun in funeral: NOO

xXbigtiddiesXx changed Kasumi Izumo’s nickname to daddysumi

daddysumi changed their nickname to FUCK YOU

Seishi Yodogawa: that name also fits

FUCK YOU: FUCK YOU

Mitsunari Koga: This chat is putting tears into my eyes.

Narumi Oosone: /pos or neg????????

Mitsunari Koga: I don't even know.

Kego Sakuma: WAIT MITSUNARI HOW ARE YOU TYPING????

Mikoto Itsuki: dont you have literal baby hands

freestyle dance teacher: BADY AHDNS?????

FUCK YOU: DID YOU TRY TO TYPE BABY HANDS????

freestyle dance teacher: ^^^^^^^

the fun in funeral: HE DOESNT HAVE BABY HANDS HE LIKE DOESNT HAVE HANDS

Kazuomi Samejima: NO ANHSD

Kazuomi Samejima changed Mitsunari Koga’s nickname to NO HANDS????

NO HANDS????: Just because I have my children on my hands doesn't mean I can't type?

Seishi Yodogawa: UHH YES IT DOES

momsuzu: Do you think they are typing for him?

xXbigtiddiesXx: type for me children

Kego Sakuma: sERIHTRDTOP

FUCK YOU: STOPP OH MY GOD

NO HANDS????: The question will remain unanswered.

freestyle dance teacher: CLASS CRYPTIC

freestyle dance teacher changed Kego Sakuma’s name to bruhcoli

bruhcoli: i would excuse this name had it not been for the spelling mistake

freestyle dance teacher: WHAT SPELLING MSITAKE

Marin Mizuta: Big sis thinks broccoli has two cs??~ (●´ω｀●)

freestyle dance teacher: WWHAT

the fun in funeral: maiko please

get (un)lucky: MAIKASDKSJNFASDFSDF

Narumi Oosone: HELPSDFJSDLF

FUCK YOU: MAIKO I WILL KIASFLL YOU???

Mikoto Itsuki: maiko you are on thin ice one more pea sized brain comment and i beat ur ass

xXbigtiddiesXx: omg hahaha sexy

Kazuomi Samejima: ARUMA STOP

Narumi Oosone: miko i beg of you do not kill aruma

Mikoto Itsuki: fine

bruhcoli: why do horny people have ruma names

Akira Tsuchiya: true lol

chef boyrdee: PLEASE TELL ME THE AWFUL SPELLING WAS ON PURPOSE

freestyle dance teacher: IT WAS DW

chef boyrdee: mikoto was so fucking ready oh my god

chef boyrdee: kinda hot ngl

get (un)lucky: NARUMI?DFSDFD

FUCK YOU: narumi gay on main

chef boyrdee: YOU CANNOT TALK

FUCK YOU: fair

Akira Tsuchiya changed Marin Mizuta’s nickname to wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

Akira Tsuchiya: i had inspiration

bruhcoli: AKIRA PLWEASE

the fun in funeral: AJDFHSJDFGJSDFHGSD

Marin Mizuta: Oh!! A vine???~ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Seishi Yodogawa: NOO WHY DOES MARIN KNOW IT

shakes pear: I stg like every upperclassmen has either said it to her or shown it to her.

freestyle dance teacher: how the fuck are you even an ultimate weather forecaster do you just. Know the Weather?? /gen

momsuzu: I was about to answer your question but I absolutely hate you you wrote that sentence grammatically so i'm not telling you.

Kazuomi Samejima: JAHSDAJSD

freestyle dance teacher: NOOOOOO MISUZU I TAKE IT BACK

freestyle dance teacher: what if i write it super cooly

momsuzu: I’m not letting you try again after you just wrote, “cooly”.

FUCK YOU: GET HER ASS BABE

bruhcoli: WHATKJESGR??

get (un)lucky: KJSDFHSJDFD HUH

momsuzu: I'm going to ignore what you just called me due to how angry I am at Maiko.

FUCK YOU: eep okay

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy: BIG SIS JUSTS GOT INSPIRATION FOR AKIRAS NAME PLEASE LET HER CHANGE IT!!!!~ ≧◡≦

get (un)lucky: go ahead???

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy changed Akira Tsuchiya’s nickname to r/niceguys

the fun in funeral: AHSJFSAJFHAHAHHAHAHAHSJDH

FUCK YOU: KAJNFJASFA

xXbigtiddiesXx: OH MY GODHAHAHHD

Seishi Yodogawa: IM FUCKIGN CRYING /POS

r/niceguys: I DONT EVEN HAVE REDDIT FUCK YOU

Mikoto Itsuki: thats a fucking lie you’re a mod on r/im14andthisisdeep

freestyle dance teacher: AKIRA

Kazuomi Samejima: AKIRA ARE YOU EMO???????

chef boyrdee: everyone wants to park in the shade but no one wants to plant a tree *pensive*

Seishi Yodogawa: STOPOSJDFSDFKASKD

get (un)lucky: I AHTE THAT ONE PLEASE

bruhcoli: THE TEARS IN MY EYAYSA

r/niceguys: I HATE YOU ALL /LH

shakes pear: AKIRA WHATS YOUR USER?

the fun in funeral: akira how much karma do you have

r/niceguys: WERE CHANGING THE SUBJECT PLEASE CHANGE ANOTHER NAME

freestyle dance teacher changed Mikoto Itsuki’s nickname to ipod

xXbigtiddiesXx: ASJKFDSJHDHFGDG????

bruhcoli: HAHAHSAHSH HELPP

ipod:

freestyle dance teacher: NO WAIT MIKOTO IM SORRY

chef boyrdee changed ipod’s nickname to mikoko!! <3

chef boyrdee: is that better mikoto :D

mikoko!! <3: ... yes thank you.

Kazuomi Samejima: gay lolol

mikoko!! <3: DIE

freestyle dance teacher changed Seishi Yodogawa’s nickname to nancy drew

nancy drew: i'm not a detective?????

freestyle dance teacher: isn't nancy drew the author

get (un)lucky: NO OH MY GOD???

NO HANDS????: She’s the main character, Maiko.

freestyle dance teacher: WHOOPS UH OH

Kazuomi Samejima: AHDASDHAAHHAHAHA MAIKO PLEASSEEEEE

the fun in funeral: this just in! 15 gay teenagers are stupid.

bruhcoli: STOPOOPOPPPP OH MY GOD

get (un)lucky: POOPOPPP??????

bruhcoli: I HATE IT EHRE /LH

Kazuomi Samejima: ur so lucky mikoto is too busy being a lesbian or else ur ass would be gone

freestyle dance teacher: ??? IT WOULD BE GONE????

r/niceguys: KJHDSFSD

FUCK YOU: mikoto would steal ur ass so that it isnt hot

xXbigtiddiesXx: ASS TAKING SURGERY

nancy drew: KAHSDHASHAHA

the fun in funeral: HOW MUCH WOULD THTA COST

xXbigtiddiesXxr: ur voluptuous, sexy JUICY ass is all ;PPP

chef boyrdee: NEVER SEND ANYTHING LIKE THAT AAGAIN

xXbigtiddiesXx: DO THEY KEEP LIKE ASS CONTAINERS

nancy drew: PKEASE SOMEONE DERAIL THIS CONVERSATION I CANNOT TAKE ITTSSD

bruhcoli: WHO PUT THOSE TEARS IN MY EYESASD /POSS

FUCK YOU: IM CACKLINGD HELP

get (un)lucky: ASS PRISON

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy: YOU BETTER BEHAVE OR BIG SIS TAKING UR ASS TO PRISON!!!~ (▰˘◡˘▰)

Kazuomi Samejima: MARIN NOOO THIS IS AWFUL

momsuzu: What an unsanitary but interesting conversation i've come back to.

the fun in funeral: INTERESTING???????

chef boyrdee: PLEASE IM JUST IMAGINING THE SCENE IN THE LEGO MOVIE WHERE ALL THE COOL LEGOS ARE IN CELLS EXCEPT THEY ARE JUST ASSES

Kazuomi Samejima: PLEASE MAIKO CHANGE MY NAME OR SOMETHING CHANGE THE TOPIC

freestyle dance teacher: I WOULD BUT I. HAVE NO INSPIRATION

momsuzu: Think of something, please. For my sanity.

freestyle dance teacher: I

freestyle dance teacher:

freestyle dance teacher: UHHH

freestyle dance teacher changed Kazuomi Samejima’s nickname to big guy

xXbigtiddiesXx: BIG GUY???????

nancy drew: FUCKIGNG BIG GUY??????

bruhcoli: P

bruhcoli: PARDON

the fun in funeral: AHSDASFAHA.HHAHAHASDHFS

big guy: WHY AM I BIG GUY

momsuzu: Not what i was expecting

r/niceguys: IM PISSINSGJNFGGGG

chef boyrdee: lol maiko mikoto says she’s gonna beat ur ass

freestyle dance teacher: NOOOO I THOUGH SHE WAS TAKING ME TO ASS PRISON

the fun in funeral: THIS IS HAPPENING TOO FAST IM STILL NOT OVER MAIKO THINKING NANCY DREW WROTE NANCY DREW AND NOW SHE’S GETTING BEZAT UP????

bruhcoli: M.MIKOTO FUCKING SNAPPED?????

NO HANDS????: It was bound to happen.

shakes pear: What's going on?

r/niceguys: Maiko’s getting her ass beat and taken to prison does anyone have any words for her

get (un)lucky: JAHSBFJASHFASHFAH

>shakes pear: WAITAIT MAIKO’S GETTING BEAT UP? LIKE RN?????????

momsuzu: Yes.

nancy drew: maiko getting beat up has caused nico to stop typing with proper grammar what a moment this is

chef boyrdee: I CAN SEE MIKOTO IN THE HALLS W HER UNCONSCIOUS BODY WHERE IS SHE TAKING HER

xXbigtiddiesXx: ass prison????

get (un)lucky: MAIKOS WHOLE BODY IS GOING TO ASS PRISON???

the fun in funeral: SDJKFHGJSDFG

chef boyrdee: PLEASE OH MY GOD WE WOKE UP MS YUKIZOME

nancy drew: ACTUALLY????

bruhcoli: SHES SCOLDING MIKOTO IN THE HALLS

bruhcoli: IM HERE W NARUMI WE CAN SEE THEM LMAO

the fun in funeral: THIS IS A NIGHTMAREJFSSD

chef boyrdee: I

chef boyrdee: ASJHDASD&Y#*%&Y$&W%$#^??>

get (un)lucky: WHAT HAPPENED??

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY???? (⊙︿⊙✿)

r/niceguys: HUH

Momsuzu: Oh dear.

chef boyrdee: MI

chef boyrdee: MIKOTO JUST THREW MAIKO AT YUKIZOME AND NOW SHES RUNNING???? AWAY?ASDFD

the fun in funeral: WHAJSTES

r/niceguys: HELPSDFSDF

gets (un)lucky: MIKOTO UR GONNA GET SUSPENDED PLEASE STOPP

shakes pear: She’s dabbing on the haters.

bruhcoli: YUKIZOME JUST TACKLED MIKOTO?????????$%^^

nancy drew: WHAT

momsuzu: I know this is very exciting, but I suggest you all go to bed. It's almost midnight.

shakes pear: MISUZU MIKOTO IS GETTING FUCKING MURDERED?

momsuzu: She’s already dead, therefore does not need more sleep, while the lot of you who are still alive, do.

momsuzu: Bed. Now.

get (un)lucky: WAIT BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MIKOTO???

chef boyrdee: she has a detention lololol

FUCK YOU: LAME

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Monodora has entered the chat.

Monodora: L4MO3S!!! 1M H3R3 T0 M4K3 TH1NGS R34L 1NT3R3EST1NG!!!!

bruhcoli: WWHAT THE FUCK

Monodora changed 15 names.

Monodora: H4V3 FUN LUVS X0X <3

Monodora left the chat.

kins sonic: what did he do

kins sonic: WAIT

got a concussion pole dancing: lololol get fucked

got a concussion pole dancing: WHATSHRIGKSJANFA

listens to vocaloid: HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS????

hasn’t washed their hands in years: I-

had done the wap dance multiple times on video: monodora you have three

was a musical.ly star: PLEASE

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: @was a musical.ly star WHO TF

was a musical.ly star: IT WASN’T FOR LONG I SWEAR

first crush was sonia from sonic underground: Monodora changed our names to mildly embarrassing secrets?

kins sonic: on brand

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: Seems that way.

is using a fake name: what’s all the racket about??

regularly falls asleep to the thought of commiting murder: yeah you guys are like. blowing up my phone lol

regularly falls asleep to the thought of commiting murder: wait a fucking second

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: SAHDFBJASDFHSDJGSFG

got a concussion pole dancing: HELLO WHICH OF US USES A FAKE NAME????

kins sonic: @ fake name person would you like us to use your real name or fake name??

is using a fake name: it’s more for cover purposes bcz of another thing so i'd prefer if you kept with the current one but thank you for asking

kins sonic: got it!! :DD

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: @kins sonic ur ayumu arent you

kins sonic: NOT EVEN EVERYONE HAS SPOKEN YET WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

first crush was sonia from sonic underground: No they're right its Ayumu.

kins sonic: ASKJDFHFUCK

first crush was sonia from sonic underground changed kins sonic’s name to get (un)lucky.

kins sonic: as revenge im outing @first crush was sonia from sonic underground as nico

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: WHAT

listens to vocaloid: HOW SHE’S LTIERALLY SO UGLY

first crush was sonia from sonic underground: I WAS SEVEN?

kins sonic changed first crush was sonia from sonic underground’s name to shakes pear.

has hyperacusis: ayumu and nico why did you both have sonic related secrets

shakes pear: We both just share(d) an interest in Sonic?

get (un)lucky: we’re sonic hoes

got a concussion pole dancing: WOAH WAIT HYPERACUSIS WHATS THAT???

has hyperacusis: im sensitive to noise (more than the average person)

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: I like how some of these are incredibly personal and others are stupid

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: are you calling busted by candance flynn and venessa doof stupid

was a musical.ly star: KJAHSDFJSDF

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: AHAHSDASF

listens to vocaloid: BUSTED ISNT ACTUALLY THAT GOOD

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: OH FUCK OFF VOCALOID FAN

get (un)lucky: STOP OMG

get (un)lucky: CAN EVERYONE JUST WRITE A SHORT MESSAGE IN THE CHAT?? I WANNA SEE EVERYONES THING

got a concussion pole dancing: hey bestie

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: eyy

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: hi

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: :^)

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: Afternoon.

was a musical.ly star: i hate this

is using a fake name: hello

has a fursona: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

hasn’t washed their hands in years: Hi.

has hyperacusis: hey

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: :DD

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: fuck

listens to vocaloid: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: @has a fursona PICS PLZ??? I HAVE ONE TOO THEY CAN BE TWINSIES

has a fursona: omg ofc!!!! (o´▽`o)

has a fursona: marinbutshesaysarfarf.png

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: A BANGER

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: they’re literally so cool omg

got a concussion pole dancing: why is their name marin tho?????

has hyperacusis: i

got a concussion pole dancing: WAIT I TAKEW IT BACK

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: ADSFKJASDJFHADSHAHFH

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

got a concussion pole dancing: I TOOK IT BACK IT DOESNT COUNT

was a musical.ly star: HADASHAHAHAH

listens to vocaloid: @ STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE POLE DANCING SECRET I WILL ACTUALLY BEAT YOUR ASS

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: PLEASE

got a concussion pole dancing: NONONOFNSDF I ALREADY GOT MY ASS BEAT LAST WEEK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: LMAOOOO

shakes pear: @got a concussion pole dancing Hey, Maiko.

got a concussion pole dancing: FUCK YOU /j

shakes pear changed got a concussion pole dancing’s name to freestyle dance teacher.

shakes pear changed has a fursona’s name to wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

freestyle dance teacher: absolute boss of a fursona tho marin

wouldn’t you like to know weather boy: (o^▽^o)

is using a fake name: @regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder fursona pics NOW

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: I CANT IT’LL GIVE AWAY WHO I AMS DFKASDF

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: this is so sad

get (un)lucky: anyways @hasn’t washed their hands in years i am CONCERNED

is using a fake name: THEY HAVE SHIT AHNDS

hasn’t washed their hands in years: Please do not refer to my hands as “shit hands” if you’re able to restrain yourself. /hj

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: KAJEHFAFAF

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: okay shit hands /j

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: PLEASE DONT BULLY THEM

freestlye dance teacher: i just wanna talk

freestlye dance teacher: tell us why you have feces fingers /j

get (un)lucky: FEECWES FINGERS

is using a fake name: STGSOJDGAAHHAHAHA

hasn’t washed their hands in years: I have no use for my hands.

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: OHHKASHFSDF

shakes pear: THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE AND MAKES IT SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CONCERNING THANK YOU MITSUNARI.

hasn’t washed their hands in years changed their name to NO HANDS????

was a musical.ly star: that begs the question though

was a musical.ly star: how does mitsu wipe his ass

is using a fake name: PLEASE DONT

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: AJSHAHSAHAS

was a musical.ly star: DO HIS PUPPETS EAT HIS ASS????????

listens to vocaloid: STOP I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS

has hyperacusis: YOURE DESPICALBLE /hj

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: NONON IM IMAGINING IT ITS SO AEFUL

was a musical.ly star: mitsu answer the question i beg of you please

NO HANDS????: I’m not answering that.

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: PLEASE

was a musical.ly star: if you dont answer we’re all just gonna assume that your puppets lick the shit off your asshole /hj

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: Speak for yourself.

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: HASHHAF

has hyperacusis: I AM THIS CLOSE TO FUCKING LEAVING /hj

listens to vocaloid: WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE GETTING SDESTOEYED /lh

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: ??????GHAHSDFHAFSH

NO HANDS????: Fine.

NO HANDS????:

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: suspense

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: Mitsunari?

was a musical.ly star: HHES OFFLINE

was a musical.ly star: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THNK I HEAR HIM

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: omg i cannot believe our resident musically star is gonna die

get (un)lucky: mom. dad. let’s get one thing straight. im, not. and i think im being pretty crystal, queer. ;PP /c

was a musical.ly star: PLEASE HE’S GOING TO KILL ME

was a musical.ly star: PLEASEPLEASEPELA

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy: good riddance you musicaller (◕‿◕)

is using a fake name: I DONT THINK THATS WHAT THEYRE CALLED

shakes pear: Musicalliers.

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: That’s arguably worse.

freestyle dance teacher: help is musicaller alive

was a musical.ly star: Hello dear classmates, It’s Mitsunari. I’ve finished my deed.

was a musical.ly star: This phone belongs to Saiji, by the way.

freestyle dance teacher: AHSHAHKJSHDFJADFSDF

wouldnt you like to know weather boy: big sis hopes saiji-kun has a nice time in heaven!! (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

listens to vocaloid: MITSU DID YOU KILL SAIJI???

was a musical.ly star: No, he’s just unconscious.

is using a fake name: BYE

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: ???????JUST UNCONSCIOUS

freestyle dance teacher: can we talk about the fact that saiji was a musically star though

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: No. I don’t want videos of Saiji when he was 14 lip syncing to nightcore pop music with his shirt off.

was a musical.ly star: At least you haven’t seen them.

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: BAJFHASHAHAHAHAHASD

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: THERE’S TEARS IN MY EYES /POS

get (un)lucky: SAIJI ARE YOU OKAY

is using a fake name: MITSUNARI HOW DID YOU KNOW SAIJI WAS A MUSICALLY STAR??

was a musical.ly star:

was a musical.ly star: I might’ve been a pretty big fan of his.

has hyperacusis: oh my god

listens to vocaloid: DIDY OU GUYS MAKE MUSICALS TOGETHER

was a musical.ly star: I didn’t know him at the time, so no, but did I recognize him on the first day of school.

was a musical.ly star: I asked him about it and he stared at me before he told me he was sorry.

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: WHY CAN I SEE THAT

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: imagine showing up to a funeral and just seeing the guy who’s running it

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: AND JUST FUKCING GOING

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: is that that one kid on musically

freestyle dance teacher: PLEASEHAHAHAHA

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: JUST FUCKING MUMBLING IT TO YOUSELF JNSDFABAHS

shakes pear: OH MY GOD. /POS

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: IM DEADJANSDFASF

was a musical.ly star: Sorry to cut this lovely conversation short, but it seems the star himself has woken up.

was a musical.ly star: I’ll be back shortly. :)

was a musical.ly star changed their name to the fun in funeral.

the fun in funeral: FUCK YOU GUYS /LH

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: AHAHAHHASHDA

is using a fake name: mitsunari is a force to be reckoned with

freestyle dance teacher: CLASS CRYPTIC

get (un)lucky: ANYWAYS there’s still a bunch of people left!! and i dont wanna talk about saiji’s shirtless 14 year old self!!!!

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: ayumu’s upset bcz we found out their secret first

get (un)lucky: NO IM NOT

freestyle dance teacher: who’s left??

listens to vocaloid: we should get the less serious/more obvious ones out first

has hyperacusis: okay who tf dropped a baby.

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: better question who would drop a baby because kasumi sent them a pic of herself

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: it was out of disgust /j

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: HEY

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: AHAHHSFHSAJDHFAF

the fun in funeral: KASUMISJDFSDJF

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: you fucks are getting cursed /lh

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: kasumi i know i just insulted you but busted is actually a slapper

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb: thanks but never say slapper again /j

favourite song of all time is busted from phineas and ferb changed their name to FUCK YOU.

the fun in funeral: @FUCK YOU can u tell us who dropped the baby

FUCK YOU: yeah

the fun in funeral:

the fun in funeral: so

FUCK YOU: damn bro you thought i was gonna tell you??

FUCK YOU: get FUCKED /lh

dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself: It’s incredibly obvious anyways, but I appreciate the sentiment.

get (un)lucky: HOW IS IT OBVIOUS ARE WE JUST DUMB

has hyperacusis: oh my god

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: PLEASE KASUMI

listens to vocaloid: i have been thinking about this for like 5 minutes and i still dont know who it is

FUCK YOU: literally who is the only person i would send a picture of myself to

freestyle dance teacher: IDK??????????

is using a fake name: UHGH

FUCK YOU: WHO TYPES WITH PROPER GRAMMAR

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: MITSUNARI WHAT YOUR POINT

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: ???????

has hyperacusis: you guys are so fucking stupid /lh

freestyle dance teacher:THIS IS BULLYING

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: OKAY MX EARS TELL US WHO IT IS

has hyperacusis: ??? it’s misuzu????

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: ah.

NO HANDS????: How did we not get that?

shakes pear: Bye we’re the worst.

freestyle dance teacher: speak for yourself im swag as fuck

freestyle dance teacher was kicked by has hyperacusis.

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: KJSDFDSFSDF

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: BRING MAIKO BACK AJDSNA

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: DESERVE

is using a fake name added freestyle dance teacher.

freestyle dance teacher: my point still stands

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: unlike the pole you danced on lololol

freestyle dance teacher: THIS IS BULLYING NEXT PERSON

freestyle dance teacher changed dropped a baby because kasumi sent them a picture of herself’s name to momsuzu.

get (un)lucky: uhhasdfsf??

get (un)lucky: im picking a random one

get (un)lucky: @cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: NO

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: WAS THIS LIKE YEARS AGO PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: IT WAS LIKE LAST WEEK

is using a fake name: BYESDFSDGA

get (un)lucky: OKAY ITS EITHER NARUMI OR KEGO BBCZ EVERYONE ELSE IS TALL ENOUGH

get (un)lucky: DEBATE GO

NO HANDS????: Narumi would play Guitar Hero.

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: but isnt kego like?? music guy yeah

has hyperacusis: narumi has mentioned to me before about how she wanted to play guitar hero

has hyperacusis: but i think she has actually played it before and was going to ask one of the kids in the older classes to help her set it up

has hyperacusis: she sounded like she had played it before at least

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: *does a sexy dance so you forget about this*

listens to vocaloid: STOPSNF

get (un)lucky: okay so final verdict??

momsuzu: Kego.

is using a fake name: kegs

freestyle dance teacher: the kegster

shakes pear: Keggy.

is using a fake name: hey mr dj wont you turn the music up

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero: damn *deep sigh*

cried because they aren’t tall enough to play guitar hero changed their name to bruhccoli.

the fun in funeral: BTW HOW ARE YOU NOT TALL ENOUGH LIKE??

bruhccoli: THE GUITAR TOUCHES THE FLOOR WHEN I PUT IT ON ITS TOO HARD TO PLAY

FUCK YOU: ADFJSNDJD

shakes pear: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED

shakes pear: SITTING DOWN?

bruhccoli:

bruhccoli: holy fuck

listens to vocaloid: KEGO PLEASE

freestyle dance teacher: I THINK THE ULT TENNIS PRO IS LIKE UR HEIGHT AND PLAYS GUITAR HERO DID YOU EVER ASK HIM????

bruhccoli: NO I DIDNT THINK OF IT

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: wait ive got his number

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: ***-903-1151

bruhccoli: ok thanks ill call

get (un)lucky: in the meantime why dont we do sm else??

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: wait for it

bruhccoli: FUCK YOU

bruhccoli: THAT WAS THE DOMINOS PIZZA CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: ASHHAHAHHAHA

get (un)lucky: WHAT

bruhccoli: I JUST HAD THE WORST CONVERSATION IN MY LIFE

the fun in funeral: PLEASE TELL US

bruhccoli: the second they picked up i immediately said

bruhccoli: hey man im really upset about the fact that i cant play guitar hero and since we’re both like 3’5 can you give me some tips last time i tried to play i broke down so i really need this right now

bruhccoli: AND THE LADY ON THE OTHER SIDE JUST SAYS

bruhccoli: damn that sucks but is this dominos pizza’s fault or??

freestyle dance teacher: HAHAHSAHDASDFAF

the fun in funeral: KEGO OMGSDJFN

bruhccoli: NO BUT THEN I WASNT THINKING AND JUST REPLIED

bruhccoli: Yes.

bruhccoli: AND HUNG UP

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: SHES PROBABLY SO SCARED RN???

is using a fake name: GOD KAJDF

shakes pear: I would be so paranoid if that happened to me, I hope she's okay.

bruhccoli: SHOULD I CALL BACK

FUCK YOU: NO YOU’LL MAKE IT WORSE?????

get (un)lucky: HAHAHSDJASDJAHS

bruhccoli: OKOK I WONT

freestyle dance teacher: IM IMMEDIATLY CHANGING THE SUBJECT BCZ THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND SINCE I SAW THEIR SECRETS

freestyle dance teacher: @ WAP TWINS WHO ARE YOU

get (un)lucky: WAP TWINS??

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: omg wap twin where are you

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: bye i want no part in this

bruhccoli: NO YOU ARE GETTING EXPOSED

listens to vocaloid: idc who u are i want those videos

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: ME TOO I WANNA LEARN

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it: pretty sure im just physically unable to do it which sucks because i have a dumpster ass ;PP

get (un)lucky: WAIT

get (un)lucky: WHOS GOT THE FATTEST JUICY MOST PLUMP ASS IN THE CLASS

NO HANDS????: Please no.

bruhccoli: I DONT KNOW????

listens to vocaloid: ARUMA HANDS DOWN

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: I KNOW HAVE YOU EVER WALKED BEHIND HER WHEN SHE WALKS UP THE STAIRS

freestyle dance teacher: SO TRUE

the fun in funeral: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY???

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: ITS CALLED HOMOPHOBIA

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: FUCK

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: I MEANT HOMOSEXUAL

is using a fake name: AKJSFNAAHHAHAHHA

freestyle dance teacher: MY HOMOPHOBIA LEVELS WHEN I SEE A PRETTY GIRL

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: SOTPOHOHP

is unable to do the wap dance and is really upset about it changed their name to xXbigtiddiesXx.

xXbigtiddiesXx: OKAY WAP TWIN PLEASE TELL ME WHO U R SO U CAN TEACH ME???

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: uhhh

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: gotta blast

xXbigtiddiesXx: NO COME BACK

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy: that okay!! big sis knows its akira-kun!! (* ^ ω ^)

the fun in funeral: HUH

is using a fake name: NO FUCKING WAY

freestyle dance teacher: MARIN HOW DO U KNOW????

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy: akira-kun showed big sis the videos! he’s rather talented!!!

get (un)lucky: @has done the wap dance multiple times on video AKIRA YOU SHOWED MARIN UR WAP DANCES????????

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: IDK I THOUGHT SHE’D HAVE GOOD INPUT?????

FUCK YOU: AHAHSBDHASAHHAHA

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy: was big sis’ input not good enough for you??? (＃`Д´)

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: NONO IT WAS THANK YOU

freestyle dance teacher: akira send the videos NOW

has done the wap dance multiple times on video: one day maybe.

has done the wap dance multiple times on video changed their name to r/niceguys.

get (un)lucky: OKAY LAST NOT KINDA SERIOUS ONE

get (un)lucky: @listens to vocaloid

freestyle dance teacher: hey bestie who’s ur fav singer

listens to vocaloid: len and rin ofc

freestyle dance teacher: bye get out

bruhccoli: WHATS UR FAV SONG THO??

listens to vocaloid: HEY MR MUSIC TSUYOKU DAITE

bruhccoli: HEY MR MUUUUUSIC

listens to vocaloid: ODORASETE YO

momsuzu: Oh.

momsuzu: I believe I’ve heard that coming from Kazuomi’s room before?

listens to vocaloid:

listens to vocaloid: shit

shakes pear: BYE

r/niceguys: AHAHSAJDHSASD

listens to vocaloid: ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD WORKOUT MUSIC??

bruhccoli: ITS OK KAZUOMI VOCALOID BANGS

listens to vocaloid: THANK YOU TRUTH SPEAKER

listens to vocaloid changed their name to big guy.

get (un)lucky: OKAY SO.

get (un)lucky: who’s left secret and class mate wise

NO HANDS????: For secrets, I believe it's the person who uses a fake name, the one who dreams pleasantly of murder and the one with hyperacusis.

bruhccoli: okay proper grammar /lh

get (un)lucky: what about classmate wise??

momsuzu: Narumi, Seishi and Mikoto.

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: i think it’s better if we all just say who we are but idk mines not as bad as the other two so idk if they’re comfy w it

is using a fake name: nah dw i can say who i am

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: @has hyperacusis ???

has hyperacusis: sure.

r/niceguys: this is going surprisingly well ngl

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder: DONT JYNX IT SHHH

regularly falls asleep to the thought of committing murder changed their name to chef boyrdee.

has hyperacusis changed their name to mikoko!! <3.

is using a fake name changed their name to nancy drew.

chef boyrdee: its nothing major dw!! i got in touch with a doctor and asked about it and she said it had something to do my ocd and other thingz like trauma so its not bad its just a symptom. I love every single one of u so much and would never harm you guys :D

mikoko!! <3: i know its kinda lame but could you guys be like a fraction quieter now that you're aware of it?? you guys are so fun and i actually really like watching u guys be chaotic but sometimes its a little overwhelming

nancy drew: id prefer not to tell u guys my actual name

nancy drew: dont take it personally thought! its for cover reasons and would put all of us in danger

nancy drew: i really value you guys as my friends and want to keep you out of my personal life for your safety

get (un)lucky:

mikoko!! <3: guys??

get (un)lucky: IM CRYING /POS

nancy drew: HUH WAIT

chef boyrdee: WHAT???

r/niceguys: WE LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!

FUCK YOU: IM SO PROUD OF U GUYS OMG???

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy: BIG SIS THINK THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING US THIS IS <33333!!!!! ＼(≧▽≦)／!!!!

freestyle dance teacher: 100% ALL OF IT WILL BE QUIETER NO PROBLEM AND IF YOU GUYS EVER NEED ANYTHING WE’RE HERE 4 U!!!!!!

bruhcoli: LITERALLY ALL THREE OF YOU ABSOLUTE TROOPERS I WANT TO GIVE U ALL KISSES SO BAD

xXbigtiddiesXx: FUCK IT IM COMING TO HUG YOU GUYS

momsuzu: I feel like a proud parent right now. You’re all such lovely people and we value you as much as you do to us.

NO HANDS????: Ditto. You guys make my life so much better.

the fun in funeral: OKAY WE’RE ALL MEETING UP IN AYUMU’S DORM ITS DECIDED AND WERE ALL GONNA CRY AND HUG

nancy drew: HUHSDFSDFADN

big guy: IM KIDNAPPING YOU IF YOU TRY TO GET OUT

chef boyrdee: AHHHHHSDA YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE??

FUCK YOU: KAZUOMAISDJFJSDFNADF

shakes pear: This cuddle pile is so nice. :)

mikoko!! <3: oh my god i fucking love you guys