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Richie Tozier is the campus slut. People have written sonnets about his dick ( Bill can confirm, he's had to hear them in his writing class ), about how he can go all night and never need a break. Eddie Kaspbrak has never even been kissed, but he is not, not, not gay, so it doesn't make a difference to him. Unless it does, when he meets Richie at one of his frat's parties and immediately gets swept up in him.
Or: what to do when you have a reputation to uphold, but Eddie Kaspbrak ruins your sexual prowess, just by being a snack.