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“i’m not mad,” jimin lies. “i’m slightly repressed. jin hyung, you have a big, meaty boyfriend you can bang it out with later. you know his ass is gonna be there. like, guaranteed. some of us rely on parties for that piece of ass.”
“it’s christmas, jimin-ah. go watch that stupid reindeer movie with the stoners or chug some eggnog or, i don’t know, shove some tinsel up your ass. there’s more to life and this party than getting some holiday dick!”
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cue taehyung, who is more than willing to help jimin get some holiday dick
