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“Must you always make changes when I ask you to deliver my good will?”
Twelve hot chocolates for volunteers at the shelter. Delivered just above lukewarm.
Twenty-four new gaming console controllers delivered to university dorms. No batteries.
Full meal catered to small businesses open for holiday shopping. No utensils or puddings.
”Yes, because you do it too.”
Desserts sent to cutthroat legal firm. All frosting’s come off on the boxes.
Mobile phone services down, again. Video calls with family miraculously unaffected.
Glitter bombs sent to both Heaven and Hell’s management. Unaltered.
“Wait, whose was that?”
“You know, I’m not sure.”