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“C’mon hon, they’re traditional, everyone says so.”
“They are safe?”
“Of course they are, ma’am. I’d not give one to my wee beastie otherwise.”
“That’s fair.”
“Mama, wan’ toy! Now!”
Tad and Nanny looked at Harriet hopefully. She warily offered the cracker to Warlock and let him pull. A pop, and Warlock was the happy owner of a toy car.
~~
“Tha’was unexpected o’ya, Nanny.”
“How so?”
“Was expectin’ a bigger bang.”
“Oh, I can provide you a nice bang if you like.” She winked, he sputtered.
“Harriet’s cracker, on the other hand … “
~~
A loud bang and screech in the distance.