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“Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.” “What?” Izuku asked confused as to why that was the first thing he woke up to his boyfriend saying. “What, too cheesy?” “Yes. But why did you say it?” “It was a pick up line. You said I had to work on my flirting, so.” Izuku rolled his eyes at him. “And you decided using pick-up lines was the best option?” “Nope, I decided Christmas pick up lines was the best option.” “Please tell me you’re not gonna do this all day?” “Is it wrong that I might do it all day?” Izuku sighed, “No.” Keigo kissed Izuku passionately but just as it was getting a little too steamy he pulled away, “How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?” But as much as Izuku wanted to smack Keigo for that comment, he was too turned on to care and just went along with it.
Izuku was currently working on a new support item that Chargebolt wanted to try out and he was just looking over the benefits of the support item when his phone went off.
[Lover Bird] If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you ;D
As much as Izuku adored his boyfriend using pick-up lines...no there is no but. He loves that his boyfriend is doing this.
[Lover Bird] You know, even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you. ♥w♥
[Izuku] But, I don’t think Santa makes candy ಠ_ಠ
[Lover Bird] Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
If anybody walked in on him in that moment and said that he was as red as Santa’s suit, Izuku would deny it at all costs. Izuku couldn’t believe that he had such a sappy boyfriend who everyone thinks is charming and very flirty, but when it comes to his actual boyfriend, he had no game.
[Izuku] You know sometimes I wonder,
[Izuku] Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
[Lover Bird] ( ᵘ ꒳ ᵘ ✼)
And that’s how it went on for a while. Both lovers sent pick up lines back and forth whenever they got the chance. But Hawks was not prepared for the one he got during his meeting with the Hero Commission.
[Bunny] Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hawks was this close to dropping everything and going to prey on a certain Bunny. But this meeting was important so the Bunny will have to wait.
Izuku was currently having his lunch break with Todoroki when his phone buzzed. “You’re not gonna check it?” “It’s just Hawks, don’t worry about it?” Shoto stared at his friend with his usual blank expression. “Is everything okay between you two?” “Oh! Yeah, no it’s fine. It’s just ever since this morning we’ve been using pick-up lines on each other. So that’s probably what it was.” Shoto was staring at his friend before asking for his phone. “Uhh, I guess. Oh the password is-” “0816**” “How did you-” “Really, it was either that or something Bakugo related and/or All Might. But it probably was but Hawks changed it.” Shoto said while typing something and then gave Izuku his phone back. “What did you-”
[Izuku] Can I take a picture of you,
[Izuku] I wanna show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
“Shoto? What-” “Uraraka taught me some. I may or may not have used them on Momo.” Izuku was left in shock at the new information but thought it was sweet that Shoto would try some pick up lines. “But it didn’t work out when she used one on me.” “Awww, why am I not surprised.” They shared a laugh before they looked at the time and saw that their lunch break was almost over so Shoto signaled for the check, which they both split before going their separate ways and saying that they should make plans more with the others.
When Izuku got to his office to get ready for a quick meeting with his team, he got another text from Keigo.
[Lover Bird] What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
Oh Izuku was in for it again tonight. But he wasn’t complaining.