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The Fundamentals of Fathering

Summary:

DISCONTINUED.

A bunch of linked-oneshots of the Dream SMP as kids!
Some elements of the real world will be in this book too, for example TV's and and phones.
I'll add trigger warnings where necessary.
Ask for requests in the comments!

If any of the creators mentioned in this book state that they don't like/aren't comfortable with this kind of fanfiction, it will be taken down.

Chapter 1: Introduction

Summary:

This is the introductory chapter, I recommend reading because this will have some useful information in it! :)

Also, the ages aren't accurate but that's fine.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Families

 

Sleepybois: Phil, Techno, Wilbur and Tommy.

Sam + Quackity.

Puffy + Dream

The others have confirmed parents, but they're not going to be mentioned, because of that they go Phil, Sam and Puffy for comfort and help etc.

 

Ages and Information

 

Puffy (CaptinPuffy)- 25 years old, she/her. The adoptive mother of Dream.

 

Sam (Awesamdude)- 26 years old, he/him. The adoptive father of Quackity.

 

Phil (Ph1LzA)- 29 years old, he/him. The adoptive father of Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy. 

 

Techno (Technoblade)- 14 years old, he/him. The adoptive son of Phil and oldest sibling of Wilbur and Tommy. 

 

Will (Wilbur Soot)- 12 years old, he/him. The adoptive son of Phil and middle sibling of Technoblade and Tommy. He loves Sally.

 

Tommy (Tommyinnit)- 6 (the youngest in the group), years old, he/him. The adoptive son of Phil and youngest sibling of Technoblade and Wilbur.

 

Tubbo (Tubbo_)- 7 years old, he/him. Tommy's best friend, lives nearby him too.

 

Sally- 12-13 years old, unconfirmed, she/her. A shapeshifter that can turn from salmon to human, not for a long amount of time. Most of her time is spent being a mermaid type.

 

Schlatt (JSchlatt)- 14 years old, he/him. A very bad influence.

 

Clay (Dream)- 12 years old, he/him. Lives with his mother, Puffy, he goes and hangs out with George and Nick. He wears a mask because of a scar across his nose and cheek when he was in the forest when he wasn't supposed to be, he hates the scar so that's why he wears it.

 

George (Georgenotfound)- 12 years old, he/him. Lives with his single mother, usually goes and hangs out with Clay and Nick, but he plays with Alex sometimes. He wears goggles because he has heterochromia, a big insecurity of his.

 

Nick (Sapnap)- 11 years old, he/him. Lives with his parents in a bungalow near Karl, he hangs out with Clay and George, Karl and Alex too.

 

Karl (Karl Jacobs)- 12 years old, he/him. Lives right near Nick, he hangs out with Eret, Niki and Alex, also Nick.

 

Alexis/Alex (Quackity)- 10 years old, he/him. The adoptive son of Sam. Lives nearby George, he often hangs out with Eret, Niki and Karl, also Nick and George.

 

Niki (Nihachu)- 11 years old, she/her. Lives in a cottage with her parents, she often hangs out with Eret and Alex.

 

Eret (Eret)- 13 years old, goes by any pronouns. Lives with his parents a bit further away, they often hang out with Alex and Niki.

Notes:

Thanks for reading; hope you enjoyed!