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Damian stared at his wife, "We're not keeping him."
Marinette pouted, "But look at him, he has nowhere else to go! Who else would take him?"
Adrien smiled a shit eating grin, "Yeah Damian, who else would take me?"
"We can't keep every stray cat we find lying around, Angel."
Adrien glared at Damian, "Hey! I'm not a stray!"
The couple gave him a look, "Okay, maybe I am a stray, but that doesn't mean I can't stay."
Damian groaned, "Okay, fine. Don't leave hair everywhere and you're not allowed on the couch."
Adrien high-five Marinette, before turning around to his honorary brother-in-law with kitty cat eyes, "You wouldn't happen to know if Jon or Tim speaks about me? Not that I'm bothered, but the answer to that question could make or break my day."
"Congratulations, you made me regret my decision, almost immediately."