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midoriyaizu added todoroki, uraraka, iida and 15 others to the chat
MONDAY [ 17:43 | 5:43pm ]
jirou:
this.. is a mistake
uraraka:
deku,
my best friend
the light of my life
the reason i live
why the actual fuck-
iida:
Ochaco-san! I think this is a great idea!
:midoriya
woo class prez validation
yaoyorozu:
oh hello!
:midoriya
Yaomomo-san! hello!!
kirishima:
OH HEY EVERYONE
kaminari:
SUP BESTIES
bakugou:
oi what the fuck is this
:midoriya
groupchat
bakugou:
no.
bakugou left the chat!
uraraka:
nope if i have to suffer so do you, bitchboy
uraraka added bakugou
kirishima:
this is giving me war flashbacks please let me leave
bakugou:
WHO ADDED ME BACK
uraraka:
KIRISHIMA GET YOUR DOG
kirishima:
IT DONT BITE
bakugou:
yes i do
uraraka:
YES IT DO
wait what
kaminari:
ignoring bakugou's obvious issues
mido
sweetie
what the fuck is this
uraraka:
the 2nd coming of hell
jirou:
accurate
kouda:
agreed
:midoriya
mean!!
i thought it would be fun (>_<)
ashido:
the cryptid speaks!
kouda:
did.. did u really think i didn't speak??
sero:
speaking of??
midoriya??
how did u even get bakugou's number ??
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PAWN IT OFF HIM SINCE OUR FIRST YEAR?
:midoriya
childhood friend privileges ヽ(ˇヘˇ)ノ
bakugou:
WE ARE NOT FRIENDSEBIHAJ
:midoriya
(・_・ヾ
sure kacchan
shouji:
midoriya using emoji's makes so much sense
jirou:
wait
ur right
hagakure:
it DOES
:midoriya
!????
what's that supposed to mean!!!??
uraraka:
its cute deku-kun!
don't worry
:midoriya
cute?? ( 〃．．)
todoroki:
great going uraraka-san
you broke him
uraraka:
wait noo dekuu
im sorryy
MONDAY [ 18:14 | 6:14pm ]
kaminari:
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED
:midoriya
oh no did i forget someone??
I'm sorry..!!
kaminari:
nah mido u're good
I MEANT NICKNAMES
sero:
oh no
kaminari:
oh YES
kaminari changed 19 users
(click here to view changes)
uraraka: chuuya-kinnie
kaminari: electric boogaloo
aoyama: ST☆R
bakugou: bakuhoe
asui: kermit
hagakure: violet
kirishima: crocs owner (probably)
yaomomo: god
mina: acid qween
sero: flex tape
jirou: spotify
tokoyami: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
shouji: sir hands-a-lot
ojiro: karate kid
satou: sugar dad
izuku: green jackal
shoto: ice pop
iida: NYOOM
kouda: goverment spy
chuuya-kinnie:
KAMINARI YOU WATCH BSD TOO ??
electric boogaloo:
OF COURSE I DO??
who do u think I AM?
ST☆R:
ah this user fits me quite well, non?
bakuhoe:
Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you where you stand.
electric boogaloo:
uhh we're best friends and u love me???
bakuhoe:
start fucking running shit face
electric boogaloo:
FUCKSJER3PEOWRJGNS T4Q23BOUHI
kermit:
rip kaminari, ribbit.
violet:
did u just
type out
ribbit?!
kermit:
and what about it? ribbit.
btw very unoriginal name kaminari.
crocs owner (probably):
crocs are cool bro!! u act like its a bad thing?
flex tape:
bro
crocs are disgusting
chuuya-kinnie:
they're not durable at all!!
rocks and dirt n stuff always gets in ur feet
ST☆R:
and it tans ur feet too
god:
They are quite uncomfortable
crocs owner (probably):
they are NOT
spotify:
JUST BECUASE I HAVE EARPHONE EARS DOESNT MEAN IM SPOTIFY KAMINARI WHAT THESFUJNRKWE
karate kid:
midoriya todoroki and kaminari and bakugou still havent come back?
should we be worried?
chuuya-kinnie:
oh no did i actually break deku-kun??
NYOOM:
I wouldn't worry too much ochaco-san..
Izuku still seems to have trouble with compliments but I am sure he's okay!
alien qween:
guys i think bakugou might have actually killed denki
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:
im.. not even going to question my name
but rest in peace kaminari-san. may the force be with you
sugar dad:
tokoyami! you watch star wars??
chuuya-kinnie:
what's that
:green jackal
oo i've watched those!!
theyre a pre-quirk movie act like space wizards
sugar dad:
space wizards?
really midoriya?
:green jackal
hey! it fits >:(
NYOOM:
ah good to see you're fine now Izuku!
:green jackal
im not that bad with compliments guys...!
NYOOM:
You are.
chuuya-kinnie:
you are
ice pop:
you really are
:green jackal
wow friendship with tenya 'chaco and shoto cancelled
chuuya-kinnie:
u can't get rid of us <3
NYOOM:
I believe the term applicable here is: stuck for life.
ice pop:
your head is literally in my lap i doubt you're getting very far from me
acid qween:
OWO WHAT IS THIS I HEAR??
violet:
omg why is midori-kun's head in your lap
ice pop:
we were watching a movie?
god:
uraraka-san i feel so bad for you
chuuya-kinnie:
PLEASE THEYRE SO OBLVIOUS
ice pop:
i am so confused
chuuya-kinnie:
sure u are loverboy
:green jackal
it sounds cool but i dont get my user
crocs owner (probably):
dude ur ears on ur costume
they look like jackal ears
super manly!!
flex tape:
really ??
i always thought they were bunny ears
acid qween:
wAIT ARE THEY NOT??
:green jackal
th
they're supposed to be like y'know
like all mights hair >_<
sir hands-a-lot:
midoriya?
:green jackal
yes?
sir hands-a-lot:
never change
:green jackal
o
okay?
electric boogaloo:
I LIVED BITCHES
violet:
0_o
seriously??
HOW!?
electric boogaloo:
cackles
i led him to u know who's room and he got distracted and then i was free
bakuhoe:
ur dead fucking meat next time i see u
electric boogaloo:
sure jan
crocs owner (probably):
DENKI CAN YOU NOT
I JUST STOPPED HIM
flex tape:
don't listen to him denki!
acid qween:
i believe in u pikachu!
u can rile up blasty to the point that he kills u!
i know you can
karate kid:
trying to understand the bakusquad is an acid trip
bakuhoe:
wtf is the bakusquad
crocs owner (probably:
BRO??
WE ARE YOUR SQUAD HELLO
karate kid:
see?
acid trip
chuuya-kinnie:
wow ur squad is a disaster
electric boogaloo:
WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU NERDS
ice pop:
'nerds'
spotify:
nah y'all give the bakusquad too much credit
electric boogaloo:
u literally ARE in the bakusquad
spotify:
shush 3 a 10 is talking
the bakusquad is just a bunch of chaotic dumbasses,,
you all only think they're scary bc of bakugou
flex tape:
OUCH??
spotify:
the dekusquad on the other hand is just a group full of delinquents
ice pop:
i mean she's not wrong
chuuya-kinnie:
well
:green jackal
coughs in 3 trips to the police station in 2 months
NYOOM:
izuku!
You're not supposed to tell anyone about that!
:green jackal
i didn't though
i just coughed
acid qween:
no way yall are BORING literally 3/4 of u are the top 3 in class
:green jackal
3/6
chuuya-kinnie:
ur leader is literally a fucking nerd that has straight a's,
never gets detention and goes to bed at fucking 8:30pm
spotify:
uraraka is the meanest mf u will ever meet
todoroki has enough trauma i wouldn't be surprised if he's yelled at a police officer before
based on what I've heard I'm pretty sure iida attempted murder
midoriya is just plain unhinged and sneaks out of school multiple times
:green jackal
u didnt have to say it like that |Д´)/
bakuhoe:
YOU WANNA GO ROUND FACE
chuuya-kinnie:
you've been calling me that since we met boom boom boy
get creative
bakuhoe:
one of these days you are going to be the reason i commit murder
chuuya-kinnie:
the fact that deku-kun's said to me b4 really stems in the fact that yall are childhood friends
bakuhoe:
i am NOT friends with them
chuuya-kinnie:
you are though !!
ive even seen your baby pics with you and him
:green jackal
hh
yeah
MONDAY [ 18:59 | 6:59pm ]
BAKUGOU KATSUKI [PATRICK] > MIDORIYA IZUKU [SPONGEBOB]
patrick:
u haven't told them!??
:spongebob
n o
patrick:
deku-
o fucking hate you and u make my life miserable but GOD is it horrible to watch you get misgendered all day
why won't you just tell them ?
:spongebob
*sticks me leggy up*
A N X I E T Y
patrick:
put your leg down wtf
MONDAY [ 19:02 | 7:02pm ]
CLASS 2-A
sir hands-a-lot:
and that is how my sister now has trauma
:green jackal
kacchan quote of the day
"i fucking hate you and u make my life miserable but GOD"
bakuhoe:
go ahead deKU
FINISH THE SENTENCE
:green jackal
>:(
bakuhoe:
god u are so fucking annoying
god:
i wish i understood their relationship
i really wish i did
crocs owner (probably):
rIGHT??
one moment they'll be trying to kill each other on a training field
and the next
they'll be having mario kart tournaments
flex tape:
i HEARD MARIO KART
WHICH ONE U MOFOS HAS MARIO KART
:green jackal
that would be me
flex tape:
kk
bakusquad and deksuqad mario kart tournament 2nite
be there or be square
NYOOM:
We have school tomorrow!
besides We're all busy today
electric boogaloo:
doing what??
studying ?
ice pop:
didnt we just establish that we're cooler than you or did i dream that
karate kid:
no todo that actually happened
chuuya-kinnie:
we're playing a game actually
acid qween:
owo
what game
:green jackal
its called
'how drunk can we get b4 aizawa-sensei finds out'
flex tape:
WHERE DID YOU GET BOOZE
ice pop:
:)
MONDAY [ 19:17 | 7:17pm ]
PINING HOURS
- midori: midoriya izuku
- kiri-kiri: kirishima eijirou
:midori
shouto just came to my room all happy and smiling
im going to die why is he so cute fuCK
kiri-kiri:
JUST ASK THEM OUT DUDE
WE ALL KNOW HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU
:midori
HE IS NOT
YOU DONT KNOW THAT SHUSH
MONDAY [ 19:21 | 7:21pm ]
CLASS 2-A
crocs owner (probably):
this just in: midoriya izuku is a COWARD
:green jackal
SHUSH
YOU'RE AS MUCH OF A COWARD AS I AM
YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO TALK YOU SHITTY ROCK
violet:
help??
kiri what did u dO
crocs owner (probably):
i just spoke the truth
:green jackal
im coming for u.
crocs owner (probably):
u wont find me12345ty8uwrqeklrmwge
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way:
rest in peace kirishima
MONDAY [ 19:47 | 7:47pm ]
CLASS 2-A
crocs owner (probably):
oh my god that was the most terrifying experience of my life
flex tape:
help how'd he get you
crocs owner (probably):
this dude
this absolute MAD LAD
JUMPED ME FROM THE FUCKKING VENTS
:green jackal
ahh the vents, im suprised nezu hasn't put traps in there yet
electric boogaloo:
he hasn't put traps yet bc ur his favourite and you spend like the whole day there to escape ur crush
:green jackal
YOU DO THAT TOO THO?
electric boogaloo:
atleast i have taste
:green jackal
EXCUSE YOU MY CRUSH IS GREAT
acid qween:
CRUSH??
chuuya-kinnie:
CRUSH??
violet:
KAMINARI IS CRUSHING ON SOMEONE??
:green jackal
shit
electric boogaloo:
FUCJKSJHF IZUKU WHY
flex tape:
oh ho ho what's this
ice pop:
oh ?
violet:
why don't both of u confess, its not that hard
:green jackal
YOU DONT GET TO TALK MS. IM IN A GREAT RELATIONSHIP, FUCK YOU
electric boogaloo:
YEAH
WHAT HE SAID
violet:
at least im not a coward
spotify:
im trying to see smth, how many people in our class are gay?
spotify started a poll!
are you gay?: yes or no
17 people voted yes
acid qween:
we have TWO whole heterosexuals in here??
the DISGRACE
/j
okay maybe /hj
karate-kid:
im not het tyvm
im just
not good with labels??
i dont like them??
:green jackal
that's valid
NYOOM:
I am still trying to figure things out
acid qween:
also valid
flex tape:
holy shit our class is so gay
:green jackal
our teacher is eraserhead
what do u expect
ratgod added aizawa!
aizawa:
wh
what
electric boogaloo:
NOO SHIT
:green jackal
oh no
aizawa:
problem child what the fuck
:green jackal
....
heeeyyyy
aizawa-sensei
aizawa:
did you really just suggest that your entire class is gay because you presume im gay?
:green jackal
there's no presumption
you're literally the gayest person
i know
aizawa:
...
i don't get paid enough for this
aizawa left the chat!
NYOOM:
every time midoriya talks i suddenly want to commit murder
:green jackal
didn't u already try that
NYOOM:
THAT WAS ONE TIME
YOU TRY MURDER ONCE AND SUDDENLY THIS HAPPENS
flex tape:
do i even want to know
ice pop:
you really don't
NYOOM:
At least I didn't argue with the chief of police
ice pop:
idk what u want me 2 say
he deserved it
chuuya-kinnie:
help what did he do??
ice pop:
he was unfair to izuku
acid qween:
OUHRJWENDS
green jackal
??
chuuya-kinnie:
oh u sweet summer child
MONDAY [ 20:02 | 8:02pm ]
CLASS 2-A
ST☆R:
mes amis?
has anyone finished the essay cementoss assigned?
on the article we read last week?
:green jackal
I'm just finishing it up aoyama-kun!
you can come to my dorm on work on it together if you'd like
ST☆R:
the world doesn't deserve you
that would be great, thank you <3
MONDAY [ 20:23 | 8:23pm ]
CLASS 2-A
crocs owner (probably):
... hey zuku
:green jackal
yes ?
crocs owner (probably):
hi so! yk how u said the deku squad were gonna get drunk today
:green jackal
.. i might have implied that yes
crocs owner (probably):
got room for one more?
:green jackal
let me ask everyone but im sure it should be fine!
MONDAY [ 20:26 | 8:26pm ]
ROAD WORK AHEAD? YEAH SURE HOPE IT DOES
- shrub: midoriya izuku
- up: uraraka ochaco
:shrub
eiji wants to join in on drunk night
up:
should be fine
:shrub
okay!