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Bill Close is a down on his luck musician and part-time crackwhore who is looking for a new money making scheme and also for someone to break his fingers for sex reasons.
Willy Stampler is a man eager to find a new way to pay less taxes to help ensure he does the least amount possible to help other people while continuing his quest to be the worst father that has ever lived.
Put them together and add some Xmas magic, and dreams really do come true.
