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20. Christmas List

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A list of what everyone will be getting for Christmas.

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For Aziraphale:
The Codex of Leicester. That Gates guy owes me a favor.
Call Bouqdib for latest premium tea sampler.

For Crowley:
Attenborough's pitcher plant. If anyone can make it grow here, he can.
Shiels Emerald Sunglasses. They remind me of Rome.

 

For Warlock:
My First Kama Sutra (”Don’t worry … box won’t open until he is 21, angel.”)

For Adam:
Dog treats, candies

For Pepper:
Tickets to Jane Elliott lecture

For Brian:
Wet-naps. (”Oh, Crowley. Really.”)
Ice Cream maker

For Wensleydale:
Cooking classes

For Sgt Shadwell:
Nipple pasties. (”That one’s acceptable.”)

For Madame Tracy:
Specialty soaps and lotions gift basket

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