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Bakubabe: where are you rn
Ice princess: why do you ask?
Bakubabe: because round face told me that deku wasn’t home yet despite him being off 2 hours ago
Bakubabe: and you haven’t sent me a dumb cat meme in the last half hour
Bakubabe: and that usually means you’re up to something
Ice princess: you think my cat memes are dumb? :(
Bakubabe: istg tell me where you are icyhot
Ice princess: …
Bakubabe: no soba for a week
Ice princess: im with midoriya and momo
Bakubabe: and where are they?
Ice princess: ...at a furniture store
Bakubabe: why the fuck are you at a furnature store
Ice princess: reasons
Bakubabe: which are?
Ice princess: you’ll see
Bakubabe: shoto i fuckin swear if you come home with 100 different items and expect me to assemble them
Bakubabe: i will kill you
Ice princess: no you wont
Bakubabe: wanna bet
Ice princess: you love me too much <3
Bakubabe: <3
Bakubabe: i will still kill you
Ice princess: you can try
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Ice princess: katsuki
Ice princess: katsuki
Ice princess: katsuki
Ice princess: katsuki
Bakubabe: i leave my phone for one minute
Bakubabe: what
Ice princess: please talk to midoriya
Bakubabe: hah? why tf would i do that
Ice princess: because hes crying
Bakubabe: he always does that
Ice princess: hes crying about possibly proposing
Bakubabe: huh
Bakubabe: he finally grew a pair
Ice princess: KATSUKI
Bakubabe: why am i the one who should talk to him
Bakubabe: why not four eyes
Bakubabe: or the frog girl
Ice princess: because you talk to uraraka on the daily
Bakubabe: do not
Ice princess: :/
Bakubabe: whatever
Ice princess: please katsuki
Bakubabe: fine
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Ice princess: hey
Bakubabe: what
Ice princess: we should get married
Bakubabe: sure
Ice princess: :D
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Bakubabe: shoto
Bakubabe: light of my life
Bakubabe: face i wake up to every morning
Bakubabe: the second most gorgeous man on planet eath
Bakubabe: why, pray tell
Bakubabe: is there a FHVCKING CAT in our living room
Ice princess: ah , i see you met Muffin
Bakubabe: muffin?
Ice princess: momo named her
Bakubabe: why the hell did you bring a cat home
Bakubabe: and where the hell did you even find it
Ice princess: shes our child katsuki
Ice princess: you have to love her
Bakubabe: bullshit i have to love her
Bakubabe: you didn’t even ask me if we could adopt a cat
Ice princess: ask for forgiveness, not permission
Bakubabe: no
Ice princess: yes
Bakubabe: we don’t even have cat food
Ice princess: we will in roughly 15 minutes
Bakubabe: ….are you buying cat food
Ice princess: and food and water bowls
Bakubabe: why do i even bother with you
Ice princess: you’ll love her soon
Bakubabe: dumbass