Chapter Text
Usernames:
Jisung: AwkwardBoi
Chenle: Dolphin
Jaemin: Nana
Haechan: MarksBitch
Jeno: Samoyed
Renjun: PrinceOfChina
Mark: Canada
Foreign Boizzzz
Dolphin is online
Dolphin:
Guysssss
I need advice
PrinceOfChina is online
Canada is online
PrinceOfChina:
Yes?
Canada:
What's up?
Dolphin:
Okay, you know how me and Jisung are dating?
PrinceOfChina:
Yeah?
Dolphin:
And we’ve been dating for a while…
Canada:
Yeah, you guys have been dating longer than me and Hyuck
Dolphin:
Yeah, 6 months to be exact.
PrinceOfChina:
Okay, what are you getting at here?
Dolphin:
I’ll get there, jeez
PrinceOfChina:
Okay, well then continue
Dolphin:
I would have continued if you didn’t interrupt me and say “OkAy, WhAt ArE yOu GeTtInG aT hErE.”
PrinceOfChina:
ffs just continue
Dolphin:
🙄
First I have a question
Canada:
What is question
PrinceOfChina:
If this is just a “does Jisung actually like me or is he just pretending” thing again, I will scream
Dolphin:
It’s not that
Well…
PrinceOfChina:
Chenle istg
He loves you sm and you have nothing to worry about
Dolphin:
Just let me explain, okay?
PrinceOfChina:
Carry on then
Dolphin:
@Canada this is going to seem like a weird question, but I need you to answer
Canada:
Okay?
Dolphin:
You and Donghyuck have been dating for only like 3 months right?
Canada:
Yesh
PrinceOfChina:
Yes*
Canada:
No, I meant “Yesh”
PrinceOfChina:
Why not just spell it right?
Canada:
I spell it how I want to pronounce it
PrinceOfChina:
I-
Dolphin:
Okay, now back to me
PrinceOfChina:
Yes, can we move the convo away from Mark’s weird spelling of “yes”
Canada:
😑
Chenle, pls continue
Dolphin:
Okay, so you and Donghyuck have been dating for only 3 months, correct?
Canada:
Correct
Dolphin:
Have you guys…
Canada:
Have us guys….?
Dolphin: You
know…
Canada:
Be more specific
PrinceOfChina:
I think he’s asking if you and Donghyuck have done the dirty
Canada:
👀
Dolphin:
Have you?
Canada:
Yes….?
Why?
Dolphin:
Me and Jisung have been dating for 6 months. 3 months longer than you and Donghyuck.
Canada:
Okay, and….?
Dolphin:
And we haven’t… you know…
Done it
PrinceOfChina:
Oh…
Canada:
I understand your concern (?)
Explain further (?)
Dolphin:
Like, we’ve almost, you know, but he always stops us right as things start getting a bit intimate
PrinceOfChina:
Maybe he just isn’t ready????
Dolphin:
Or what if I’m like doing something wrong???
Canada:
Chenle, I’m sure it has nothing to do with you. As Renjun said, it might just be that he’s not ready yet, or he could be waiting for marriage
Dolphin:
If he was waiting for marriage then that would be very inconvenient
We ain’t in Canada
Gay marriage isn’t legal here, remember?
Canada:
Idk man, maybe talk to him abt it if it’s concerning you this much
The only one who can give you an actual answer is Jisung
Dolphin:
You’re right
I’ll talk to him abt it tomorrow morning
Goodnight
PrinceOfChina:
Goodnight
Canada:
Night
Dolphin went offline
PrinceOfChina went offline
Canada went offline
—
Kewl Kidzz
AwkwardBoi is online
AwkwardBoi:
I am so confusedddd
Canada is online
Canada:
Really? Right when I go offline and turn off my phone to go to bed?
AwkwardBoi:
Sorryyy
Nana is online
Samoyed is online
Nana:
What's wrong Jisung?
Samoyed:
It’s 2 am 😩😩
Nana:
Don’t act like you were trying to sleep
Samoyed:
But I was
Nana:
I am literally laying with you in your bed rn
We were about to 👀😏
Samoyed:
Jaemin!!
Nana:
Oopsie 🙃
AwkwardBoi:
?
Canada:
?
MarksBitch is online
MarksBitch:
Wait a damn minute
Are y’all…
Together???
Like… dating???
Samoyed:
No
Nana:
Yes
Samoyed:
No
Nana:
Yes
Canada:
So, is that a yes or a no?
Nana:
Yes we are dating
Samoyed:
No we are not dating
Nana:
Jeno…
Samoyed:
Jaemin…
Nana:
We should stop lying and hiding our relationship and just tell them already
Samoyed:
Yes we are dating
MarksBitch:
How long have y’all been dating????
Nana:
Almost a month now
Samoyed:
👍
AwkwardBoi:
😧🤭🤔🤯🤨😩😖😫
Nana:
Jisung you good?
Canada!:
Oh, right. Jisung, what are you confused about?
AwkwardBoi:
I think I’m broken
MarksBitch:
Uh, what?
AwkwardBoi:
Why am I so different from you guys??
Why do I feel this way?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Samoyed:
I’m scared
I’ve never seen him use a bad word before
Nana:
Jisung, are you okay?
MarksBitch:
I think he’s having an identity crisis
Canada:
I think I know that this is about…
AwkwardBoi:
Do you rly?
Canada:
Why don't you tell us what’s wrong and I’ll tell you if my guess is correct
AwkwardBoi:
You guys will laugh at me
Nana:
No we won’t, right guys?
Canada:
Right
Samoyed:
Right
MarksBitch:
No promises
Canada:
Hyuck 😒
MarksBitch:
Fine. I promise I won’t laugh
AwkwardBoi:
I don’t want to have sex
Nana:
Oh, well it’s okay if your not ready
AwkwardBoi:
No, like I don’t want to have sex ever
Samoyed:
Well that's okay too
AwkwardBoi:
No it’s not okay
Normal people love sex, but for some reason I just feel disgusted by it and want nothing to do with it
Why am I like this?
Why can’t I be like everyone else?
Why do I have to feel this way?
I’m like
Broken
Samoyed:
Okay, okay
Calm down
AwkwardBoi:
Am calm
Nana:
Do you happen to maybe be asexual???
AwkwardBoi:
Idkkkkkkk
I don’t want to be asexual tho
Why can’t I just be like everyone else 😩
MarksBitch:
This is like when Mark was questioning his sexuality
Canada:
I wasn’t like this
MarksBitch:
Yes you were
And who made you question your sexuality?
Canada:
You already know
MarksBitch:
Yes but I like to be reminded
Canada:
You’re the reason I questioned my sexuality
MarksBitch:
Yup. That’s right. 😎
Canada:
🙄
Nana:
Jisung, have you talked to Chenle about this?
AwkwardBoi:
No
Canada:
You probably should...
AwkwardBoi:
Why?
Did he say anything to you and Renjun?
Canada:
Maybe…
AwkwardBoi:
What did he say?
Canada:
He thinks that it’s his fault basically
Like he thinks he’s the reason why you two haven’t… ya know
AwkwardBoi:
Oh god
But he’s not
It’s not him, it’s me
Literally
Canada:
He said he was gonna talk to you about it in the morning
AwkwardBoi:
What if I just force myself to have sex and completely ignore the discomfort I feel in intimate situations
Samoyed:
Jisung, you can’t do that
AwkwardBoi:
Why not?
Samoyed:
Jisung, don't force yourself to do something you don't want to do
AwkwardBoi:
You don't get it
If you were in my situation, you would probably be thinking the same things I’m thinking
MarksBitch:
If all your friends started smoking and doing drugs, would you?
AwkwardBoi:
No
MarksBitch:
Exactly
So why would you give in to the pressure to have sex?
AwkwardBoi:
Gahhhh
This is confusing
Maybe I am asexual
Samoyed:
And you should rly talk to Chenle about that tomorrow
AwkwardBoi:
I know…
What if he breaks up with me?
Nana:
If he breaks up with you, he’s an asshole
Canada:
He loves you for you, not your body
I’m sure he’ll respect your wish to not, you know
And if he doesn’t, then as Jaemin said, he’s an asshole
But I’m sure he will
AwkwardBoi:
Thx guys
Nana:
Of course
Now, me and Jeno are gonna get back to uh, yeah
Nana went offline
Samoyed went offline
Canada:
And I’m gonna get back to trying to sleep
Goodnight
AwkwardBoi:
Night
MarksBitch:
Goodnight ❤️❤️❤️
Canada went offline
AwkwardBoi went offline
MarksBitch went offline
-The Next Morning-
Private Chat Between Dolphin and AwkwardBoi
Dolphin came online
Dolphin:
Goodmorning ❤️
AwkwardBoi came online
AwkwardBoi:
Goodmorning ❤️❤️
How did you sleep?
Dolphin:
Terribly ngl
I kept waking for some reason
AwkwardBoi:
Aw 😕
Dolphin:
Hbu?
AwkwardBoi:
I slept pretty well last night
Didn’t get to bed til like 5 am tho
Dolphin:
Was anything bothering you or were you just playing video games all night?
AwkwardBoi:
Both
Dolphin:
Aw, what was bothering you? 😕
AwkwardBoi:
Shit, I guess I have to talk about this
Dolphin:
?
AwkwardBoi:
I have a question…
Dolphin:
What’s up?
AwkwardBoi:
Does it bother you that…
Dolphin:
That…..?
AwkwardBoi:
Does it bother you that we haven’t had sex yet?
Dolphin:
I mean, a little bit…
AwkwardBoi:
I see…
Dolphin:
May I ask why you haven’t wanted to… you know
AwkwardBoi:
I’m scared to tell you
Dolphin:
Don't ever be scared to tell me something, Jisung
AwkwardBoi:
I think I’m asexual…
Dolphin:
Oh…
AwkwardBoi:
I understand if you want to break up with me…
Dolphin:
What? No! I don’t
AwkwardBoi:
Wait, really?!
Dolphin:
It’s completely okay that your asexual and don't want to
I like you for you
I’m not dating you just for sex
The only reason it was bothering me, was because I thought I was doing something wrong or something
AwkwardBoi:
No, no, no. It’s not you, at all
Intimate situations just make me feel uncomfortable
And sex just isn’t something that interests me, it kinda makes me cringe
Dolphin:
And that’s completely okay
I still love you and want to be with you 😽
AwkwardBoi:
🥰
Dolphin:
Wanna come over and watch a movie later?
AwkwardBoi:
Only if we can get ice cream too
Dolphin:
Of course
AwkwardBoi:
Then I’m in
Dolphin:
See you tonight ❤️
AwkwardBoi:
See ya tonight ❤️