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“You do have a plan,” Sakura prompted, doubt flickering in her eyes, “don’t you, Sasuke-kun?”
“We use…” Sasuke started, and then suddenly became acutely aware of a bead of sweat rolling down his back, “...science?”
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Sasuke learned a great many skills from Orochimaru. The scientific method was not one of them.
OR: A fic where Team Seven and Team Taka unite to ruin Sasuke’s life.
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He should say something.
...Or he could just tell Suigetsu it was his turn to watch Naruto and go back to the lab to see how the “fun science experiments” were going.
“But if your clan is actually descended from wolves,” Karin was yelling across the lab, currently arm deep in pipet tips, “we could just test you against one of your dogs and see if it’s true!”
“But aren’t I all the more mysterious without you experimenting on me?” Kakashi asked, casually turning the page in a notebook. They were on opposite sides of the lab, and thus both yelling to be heard.
Sakura looked up from very sternly pipetting some things across a handful of different tubes.
“He’s not,” she said, sounding tired. “I checked.”
Kakashi nearly dropped the notebook. “I-- Sakura-chan, when?”
“I don’t know, years ago,” Sakura said, projecting her voice so everyone in the lab could hear. She went back pipetting. “I was young and dumb and Pakkun convinced me he was your biological uncle.”
There was no way Karin knew who Pakkun was, but the story still made her cackle. It was abruptly cut off by a string of nasty swears.
“Why are all of these tips melted shut?” Karin growled, hurling an offending box into the trash with unnecessary violence. “What fucking company makes these? I’m never ordering from them again.”