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1. Like Real People Do by Luckiboy

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Jan 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Guizhong/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Guizhong (Genshin Impact)
   • Baizhu (Genshin Impact)
   • Ganyu (Genshin Impact)
   • Xiao (Genshin Impact)
   • Eggpreg
   • Size Difference
   • Vaginal Sex
   • canon typical archon gender fluidity
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • single dilf zhongli because he doesn't knoiw how to communicate
   • Top Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Fluff and Angst
   • oc egg baby
   • Zhongli is above gender
   • a lot of past guili because this is a zhongli character study kinda thing
   • Riptide Mark
   • Erotic Electrostimulation
   • Humor

   Summary

   Have I ever been more than a convenient companion? A momentary tryst in the spring, transient like the season and receding like a wave or do I dare bloat my own fragile ego like a drowned man?

   Zhongli did you lay this egg? One of those Odysseys that could've taken a few lines of a letter but stretched into three years because they are so dumb. Childe is dumb but so is Zhongli.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Welcome to Chilis

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   English

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