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Trexel, Bertie, and a Flaming Alligator by DwarvenBeardSpores for HoloXam
Fandoms: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast), Stellar Firma (Podcast)
31 Dec 2020
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Summary
There are two men in the Cosmic Lounge. One is a displaced knight, gleaming gold, humming consideringly over the wine list. This is not the list of wines, you understand, but all the wines on the list. He’s sitting on one end of the bar, in full plate armor, and at the other end is an appropriately-placed employee of Stellar Firma who is working his way steadily through the cocktail list. Again, this is not a list of cocktails, but every cocktail on the list. His eyebrows are, inexplicably, slightly on fire.
“I say!” says the knight, his booming voice carrying across the whole establishment. “Come here often?”