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11:11 AM

Zero has added Galacta Knight, King Dedede, Fairy Queen, Taranza and 24 others to "Star Allies".

Zero: Hai everyone~!

Fairy Queen: Oh, what's this?

Zero has given Galacta Knight admin permissions.

Zero has given King Dedede admin permissions.

Zero has given Susie admin permissions.

Zero: I made a group chat for everyone who is part of the Star Allies! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Zero: Susie, Gala and Dedede are admins! There's a lot of people here so I thought I should get some help with moderating!

Zero: I'm going to take a nap now! Have fun, everyone! ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝

Galacta Knight: You too, kiddo.

King Dedede has changed their nickname to Royal Penguin.

Royal Penguin: By royal decree everyone has to change their nicknames

Galacta Knight: Really...

Royal Penguin: @everyone Change thy nicknames or be cursed to carry whatever nickname I give you

Galacta Knight: Ugh, fine

Galacta Knight has changed their nickname to Gala.

Daroach has changed their nickname to The Rat that makes all of the Rules.

Gala: Is this good enough?

Royal Penguin: For now

Gala: That worries me

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: g'day everyone

Royal Penguin: Lurkers change your nicknames or perish at the hands of mine

Magolor has changed their nickname to eggboy.

Queen Sectonia has changed their nickname to spooder.

Taranza has changed their nickname to spooder 2 electric boogaloo.

Fairy Queen has changed their nickname to Fae.

eggboy: Hey all

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Howdy y'all!

Susie changed their nickname to uwu.

eggboy: Cursed.

uwu: you know it

Drawcia has changed their nickname to Paintra.

Paintra has changed their nickname to Vividria.

Vividria has changed their nickname to Drawcia.

Royal Penguin: Oh no.

Drawcia: >:3

Vividria: You cannot imagine how badly I wanted to change my nickname to just a gun emoji but they convinced me otherwise

Bandana Doo has changed their nickname to smol but deadly.

uwu has changed smol but deadly's nickname to smol.

uwu: you are, by all means, not as dangerous as you think

smol: D:

Vividria: Can't believe y'all call out Doo like this.

Royal Penguin has changed uwu's nickname to blue waffle.

blue waffle has changed their nickname to uwu.

uwu has changed Royal Penguin's nickname to dethroned.

uwu has taken dethroned's nickname privileges.

uwu: I made the app you cannot contain me

dethroned: NO

Gala has given dethroned nickname privileges.

Gala: It's been 5 minutes, can you two stop abusing your admin powers.

uwu: yes Gala

dethroned: yes Gala

dethroned has changed their nickname to Royal Penguin.

Royal Penguin: My point still stands, lurkers change your nicknames or face the consequences

Royal Penguin: Especially you @Dark Galacta Knight

Dark Galacta Knight: No.

Royal Penguin has changed Dark Galacta Knight's nickname to edgy.

edgy: ... Fair enough.

edgy has changed their nickname to alaG.

alaG: Happy?

Royal Penguin: Perfect

Royal Penguin: Ok the rest of you lurkers, I'm counting to 3, if there's an unchanged nickname among you I'm changing it myself

Gooey has changed their nickname to dhsabfhf.

dhsabfhf has changed their nickname to baby.

spooder: You good there Gooey?

baby: !! slipped

Royal Penguin: 1

Spinni has changed their nickname to S P E E N.

Mr Bright has changed their nickname to Baba.

Mr Shine has changed their nickname to Booey.

Royal Penguin: 2

Hyness has changed their nickname to some wizard???.

Flamberge has changed their nickname to skurjanic.

Flamberge has changed Francisca's nickname to insomniac.

Flamberge has changed Zan Partizanne's nickname to anime girl.

Royal Penguin: 3

Royal Penguin: Time's up

Royal Penguin has changed Ribbon's nickname to bastard fairy.

Royal Penguin has changed Marx's nickname to clown.

Royal Penguin has changed Adeleine's nickname to >:3.

Royal Penguin has changed Parasol Dee's nickname to smol with water protection.

Royal Penguin: @bastard fairy @clown @>:3 @smol with water protection you brought this upon yourselves

bastard fairy: I really just wanted to see what you would come up with.

bastard fairy: Not disappointed.

clown: and here i thought i could get away with lurking :(

clown: what about kracko and the others

Royal Penguin: They're offline, they don't count.

S P E E N has changed Storo's nickname to immovable object.

S P E E N has changed Doc's nickname to unstoppable force.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: SPINNI WHY

S P E E N: you know its the truth boss

bastard fairy: Ok I'll bite. What the hell does Flamberge's name mean.

anime girl: DO NOT tell her.

skurjanic: Oh it's Jambadran for motherfucker

insomniac: SIS

anime girl: You know that Ribbon will repeat this on every occassion now.

bastard fairy: Oh you bet

eggboy: Looks like this chat will be an opportunity for us all to learn more Jambadran swears.

clown: shouldn't we not swear around zero

Gala: They asked Susie to install a program that filters bad words on their phone.

uwu: And of course I could not say no to my favorite white puffball

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: That is adorable

insomniac: Indeed

Royal Penguin: Alright, Gala and I are going offline for now. Do not cause massive chaos while we are gone

alaG: 👀👀👀

bastard fairy: oh fuck yeah

eggboy: I'm heading off too, before this chat falls apart since the mods are gone

spooder: Before you go, @eggboy can Tazzy and I come over?

eggboy: Oh, sure thing. See you soon, then!

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: are they all gone

alaG: Looks like it.

bastard fairy: FUCK YEAH

bastard fairy: Now nobody can stop us from causing chaos in this chat

bastard fairy: dfsbfhHDHDASHJXSAJDKSSDHD

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

uwu has silenced bastard fairy for 5 minutes.

uwu: I'm still here, you know.

skurjanic: 1:0 for Susie

clown: SHE WENT OFFLINE FGFBDHFD

uwu: That's right, go sit in timeout, Ribbon.

2:01 PM

Zero has changed their nickname to Little Star.

Little Star: Hi everyone! (•　ω　•) I hope you're all having fun!!

clown: hi zero!! yeah

clown: im playing minecraft with Daroach rn, wanna join?

Little Star: Actually, I'm gonna be visiting Mags in a bit! （*´▽｀*） But thanks for the invite, maybe I'll join later!!

clown: np, have fun!

Little Star: Thank you!!

bastard fairy: You guys are on the usual server?

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: yes

bastard fairy: Cool I'm joining

clown: nice

clown: the paint sisters also just joined

clown: and para

smol: oh, I'll join too then!

>:3: Who has changed my name to this

uwu: Dedede

>:3 has changed their nickname to chaotic tired.

chaotic tired: Figures.

Ice Dragon has changed their nickname to consumer of snow.

consumer of snow has changed Kracko's nickname to 👁️🗨️.

consumer of snow has changed Efreeti's nickname to hot cheeto.

consumer of snow has changed Sweet Stuff's nickname to water and water and water water.

consumer of snow: bungus chungus

chaotic tired: What does that mean.

consumer of snow posted [bunguschungus.png]

uwu: BSAHXNASBDSHFJ

uwu: WHAT

hot cheeto: Bungus Chungus indeed.

hot cheeto: Anyways hello everyone

chaotic tired: Yo

uwu: Hi!

uwu: Wait is DGK also in Minecraft?

uwu: @clown

clown: yes

clown: Daroach convinced him to join us

uwu: I'm joining.

clown: ok

chaotic tired: Why do I feel like she is about to bully Dark Gala?

insomniac: Because she is.

insomniac: He is currently being spawnkilled by her.

hot cheeto: RIP Dark Gala.

alaG posted [fuckyoususie.png]

chaotic tired: I'm joining the call I wanna hear this

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1:43 AM

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: rats, we're rats

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: we're the rats

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: we prey at night we stalk at night

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: w e ' r e t h e r a t s

eggboy: Daroach buddy, are you okay??

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: Have You Not Heard The Rat Song

eggboy: No??

uwu: Oh boy, here we go.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: aw rats

clown: 5.5/10

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: i would give it 20/10

clown: thats because its a rat joke and you love those

eggboy: What... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

eggboy: Is this from a movie??? A game??? What is the context???

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: do not think of the context. become one with r a t

bastard fairy: Oh hey, the night owls are up.

uwu: The night owls are up indeed, Night Fairy.

bastard fairy: Touche

clown: so what are yall up to

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: being an insomniac and raiding the cheese stash at 2 am

uwu: Insomnia + working on some machines.

bastard fairy: Local Sleeping Fairy Refuses To Sleep

clown: oh mood

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: woke up and cant fall back asleep :(

👁️🗨️: I'm a cloud I don't need sleep.

chaotic tired: Hello, fellow night owls.

chaotic tired: Still trying to finish a drawing.

insomniac: Oh hey, fellow insomniacs.

some wizard???: 2 AM is prime stargazing time.

Booey: I am literally the moon

eggboy: Oh hey, I'm also stargazing. And thinking.

uwu: @alaG Stop being a lurker and join The Night Owls

alaG: ...

alaG: Hmph. Fine.

chaotic tired: As always Dark Gala is pretending to be edgier than he really is

bastard fairy: He really just went 'Hmph' like an edgy anime boy oh my stars

some wizard???: So since no one else is going to ask, how the fuck did Kracko type that message.

some wizard???: He literally does not have hands OR EVEN ARMS

👁️🗨️: voice recognition

👁️🗨️: Only sometimes it fucks.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: IT FUCKS NSHSCNSFHKJFS

bastard fairy: dsfgdsbhgvdshgh

bastard fairy: I will never get tired of his voice recognition failing him at the worst times.

👁️🗨️: Fuck up

insomniac: I assume you meant it fucks up sometimes?

👁️🗨️: Yeah, that

👁️🗨️: This is the burden I carry for being a goddamn cloud without arms

Booey: At least you got cool ass spikes instead

👁️🗨️: They do not help with voice recognition.

clown: so we're all vibing huh

bastard fairy: Yes.

eggboy: I guess

insomniac: I would not consider being up because of insomnia vibing.

bastard fairy: Eh you'll get around to it

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: I Am Absolutely Vibing

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: Do Not sell me out to spinni and the others for raiding the cheese stash at 2 am guys

bastard fairy: :)

uwu: Ribbon we do not betray our fellow night owls

uwu: Otherwise I will be forced to punish you

bastard fairy: And what would that punishment be?

uwu: :)

bastard fairy: I feel threatened

some wizard???: Jif mufu jamare jikavä jozo Susie, jinten Zero jiill juparat.

bastard fairy: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND IM AFRAID

eggboy: What does that mean?

insomniac: It roughly translates to 'If you are mean to Susie, little Zero will be upset.'

anime girl: "If you are bad to Susie, little Zero would be upset."

insomniac: You're up too???

anime girl: I was getting water. I'm going back to sleep, jaitty.

insomniac: Jaitty!

some wizard???: Jaitty, jastra.

bastard fairy: Ok now I know what it means but I still feel vaguely threatened

bastard fairy: Mainly by Susie

uwu: :)

eggboy: 2 AM Susie bullying Ribbon over here

bastard fairy: You shut your mouth catboy

eggboy: :)

uwu: :)

clown: :)

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: :)

bastard fairy: STOP BEING VAGUELY THREATENING

insomniac: :)

Booey: :)

bastard fairy: STO P

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: :)

uwu: :)

some wizard???: :)

alaG: :)

bastard fairy: Thats it I'm leaving you fuckers to yourselves good night

clown: did we just bully ribbon out of the night owl chat with smileys

uwu: Looks like it :)

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: that was fun

eggboy: RIP Ribbon

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: I'm gonna go back to sleep now too before I wake up Sectonia, goodnight everyone!

uwu: Yeah, go to sleep before you wake up your girlfriend lol

alaG: Cranky because you don't have one aren't you

uwu: EXCUSE YOU

alaG: :)

uwu: Catch these hands Dark

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: A brawl has broken out in the Night Owl Club! Who will win, uwu or alaG?!

eggboy: Well if its a brawl then Dark wins probably since Susie can't use her gun

uwu: Shouldn't have brought your fists to a gun fight buddy

alaG: Uh oh, tactical nuke incoming.

clown: what

Gala has silenced clown for 6 hours.

Gala has silenced alaG for 6 hours.

Gala has silenced uwu for 6 hours.

Gala has silenced eggboy for 6 hours.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: nO YOU CANNOT SILENCE US

Gala has silenced The Rat that makes all of the Rules for 6 hours.

Gala has silenced insomniac for 6 hours.

Gala has silenced some wizard??? for 6 hours.

Gala: Now off to sleep with all of you.

Gala: Kracko and Mr Shine get to stay because they don't sleep at night ever.

Booey: :D

eggboy has reacted with 👋.

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1:31 PM

eggboy: I kindly request that my house not be buried in dirt by A Certain Sleeping Fairy everytime I log onto the server.

bastard fairy: Request Denied

eggboy: Ribbon give me your coordinates I just want to talk

alaG: You buried his house in dirt again Ribbon?

bastard fairy: Yes I did

alaG: Nice.

eggboy: DONT ENCOURAGE HER

bastard fairy: Your house is doomed to forever be buried in dirt catboy.

eggboy: I AM NOT A CATBOY

alaG: 1) Cat ears

bastard fairy: 2) Drinks milk all the time

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: 3) can make a perfect 'nyah'

uwu: 4) can see in the dark

eggboy: That doesn't mean anything

spooder: 5) does the laser pointer chase thing cats do

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: 5) paw beans

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: *6)

uwu: WHAT

bastard fairy: All this time I was half-joking but he really is a catboy huh.

alaG: Categg

eggboy: TAZZY SECCY I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

spooder: We have to say the truth, sorry~!

uwu: all of this new information... i dont know what to do with this power

bastard fairy: I do :)

bastard fairy: @everyone Let it be known Magolor is now confirmed catboy

uwu has changed eggboy's nickname to catboy.

catboy: I can't believe y'all bully me like this

Royal Penguin: WHAT

anime girl: Oh lord.

bastard fairy: Now you know how I felt this morning catty :^)

uwu: Don't get cocky Ribbon you're still on thin fucking ice

bastard fairy: What are you gonna do, take away all my rights?

uwu has created role 'gay baby jail'.

uwu has given bastard fairy role 'gay baby jail'.

uwu: Thanks for the idea :)

uwu: Anyone who breaks the laws of this chat gets put into gay baby jail

clown: what even are the laws of this chat

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Hell if I know!

Royal Penguin: Live life to the fullest, post memes

Gala: Don't cause chaos in the chat. ESPECIALLY not at 2 fucking AM.

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Yes Dad

The Rat that makes all of the rules: NSAHAXNASHDJKXSKSF

The Rat that makes all of the rules: TARANZA

uwu: I refuse to live by these rules because I am above the laws as a moderator. ALso because I refuse to listen to Dad

Drawcia: Are we all going to collectively refer to Gala as dad now

clown: yes

uwu: Yes

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Yes

catboy: Yes.

Royal Penguin: Looks like you have more kids now @Gala

Gala: At least one of my kids listens to me.

spooder: ADAB

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: BASHDNSFSHDNSF

Drawcia: ???

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: assigned dad at birth

Drawcia: OH HGFFJKGHFDJKHF

uwu: That perfectly describes Gala

catboy: you are my dad, you're my dad, boogie woogie woogie!

clown: tired: assigned female at birth

clown: wired: assigned father at birth

Paintra: THATS PERFECT

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: now we can all post dad memes in chat

anime girl: Father has finally returned from getting milk...

some wizard???: Dad has finally found the milk after getting trapped at the supermarket for 20 years

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Dad had to fight some demons at the supermarket to get the milk

uwu: So does that mean catboys are demons if the demons were hoarding the milk?

Several people are typing...

3:14 PM

Little Star: :O

Little Star: Gala has become the ultimate dad...

Little Star: @clown Are you guys playing on the server?

clown: hi zero! yeah, p much everyone is here

clown: we have put ribbon in timeout after she tried to destroy the end portal with tnt

chaotic tired: Ok I'm joining in a moment, but timeout? Where's the timeout on the server

clown: top of the nether

clown: we lured her through the nether portal on top of the bedrock and then destroyed the portal

bastard fairy: You guys are bullies.

Little Star: You tried to blow up the end portal, that's no good! ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

bastard fairy: It was for the meme

bastard fairy: So when will I get out of timeout?

uwu: When all the TNT has been safely stored outside of your reach.

bastard fairy: How the fuck are you going to move every block of TNT to somewhere I can't get to

uwu: Oh trust me, I have my ways to ensure you won't be able to put a finger on any of the TNT stacks :)

bastard fairy: I feel threatened

chaotic tired: Okay, I'm joining the call now. Move the conversation over there.

11:27 PM

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Alright, but jokes aside, @Gala I hope I didn't make you feel uncomfortable with that dad comment earlier and if I did I'm very sorry. I didn't think about what I said

Gala: Dude, don't worry about it. In all seriousness, if calling me dad makes you feel better/safer/ w/e go ahead, I don't mind.

Gala: I mean, at this point I've become the group dad anyways. Or at least the group therapist or something.

Gala: Like, I'll take anyone in this chat under my wing that wants me to tbh.

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: ...You mean it?

Gala: Yes

Gala: If y'all want me to be your dad, sure thing.

Gala: Just don't call me daddy please.

uwu: Thanks Dad

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Thank you dad

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Like, memes aside, that actually means a lot to me. More than you can imagine, probably

Royal Penguin: Local bird adopts a bunch of kids in a group chat, more at 12.

some wizard???: Gala is a better father than my actual father was, and I've known him for about 2 months max.

insomniac: Actually I think Gala is a better parent than all of our parents combined.

spooder: oh shit mood.

catboy: The rare appearance of 12 AM Sectonia.

uwu: In case you guys have never seen 12 AM Sectonia before, she is a completely different person from the regular Sectonia

spooder: i have been informed that Gala is willing to adopt anyone and everyone in this chat

Gala: Correction, I'm willing to adopt anyone who a) wants me to and b) is not Dedede.

Royal Penguin: :(

uwu: Once again Dedede is denied.

uwu: WAIT

uwu: DEDEDENIED

Gala: @Royal Penguin We are literally together

Royal Penguin: I hereby declare that the use of 'Dededenied' is banned

catboy: Such an abuse of power, how could you

uwu: As the moderator with the most control over this chat due to creating the app, I hereby declare that the use of 'Dededenied' is allowed again.

Gala: I also declare that 'Dedednied' may be used.

Royal Penguin: BETRAYED BY MAH OWN BOYFRIEND

insomniac: So does that mean that if Gala and Dedede are together that Dedede is our dad too

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: dededad

spooder: dededad

uwu: Sometimes it's scary how much you two think alike.

uwu: also dededad

Royal Penguin: Not until we're married.

catboy: so when's the wedding

Royal Penguin: DSHXJSNFCSHFDJ

uwu has changed Gala's nickname to Dad.

uwu has changed Royal Penguin's nickname to Dad 2.

uwu: Perfect.

Dad has changed Dad 2's nickname to Dededad.

Dad: Much better.

Dad: Anyways kids, as much as I approve of poking fun at Dededad, I want you all to go to bed and get some sleep because it's really getting late.

uwu: Ok dad

spooder: yes dad!

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Ok dad, love u!! Goodnight

catboy: I love you dad, goodnight!

Dad: Love you guys too.

some wizard???: Gala jamas jivava jotec nyos juni jotec. Kjar juni jhat'ka, jaer je vun jiame. Jaitty.

Dad: What does that translate to, Hyness?

some wizard???: "Gala is a better father than my father. He is my dad, who I love very much. Goodnight."

Dad: D'aw, I love you too kid.

Dad: Jaitty to you too, sleep well.

some wizard???: Jamanke, jhat'ka.

insomniac: Welp, I'm gonna head off too then. Jaitty and jambuhbye.

Dad: Sleep well.

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7:45 AM

skurjanic: Uhm Hi yeah, what the fuck.

skurjanic posted [img.png]

skurjanic: Like, I know what snow is, but what the everloving fuck happened out here.

uwu: ???

uwu: That's just usual Dream Land winter.

skurjanic: EXCUSE ME THIS IS NORMAL?!?!?

alaG: Yup.

alaG: Same over here in the mirror world, by the way.

bastard fairy: It didn't snow this much on your old home planet???

bastard fairy: Then you can team up with Marx and Adeleine

skurjanic: Janno??? If it'd snow this much I'd be sure the apocalypse was upon us.

bastard fairy: Oh you should absolutely team with Adeleine then

chaotic tired: Oh fuck this, I'm staying inside for the rest of the year, see you guys when spring shows its face.

skurjanic: ???

skurjanic: What do you mean

chaotic tired: Long story short, my homeworld fell victim to nuclear winter.

skurjanic: That sounds terrible and incredibly horrifying, my condolences.

chaotic tired: Oh it absolutely is, 0/10 would not recommend, not worth the fucking trauma.

chaotic tired: I mean, I've moved past all the shit that happened with Nova and stuff, but shit's fucked man.

chaotic tired: What happened to your planet?

skurjanic: My people got banished from it because our science bethren became afraid of our magic, then the planet got yeeted into another dimension, now it's pretty much only inhabited by Sphere Doomers and machines that should've been long dormant.

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: That about summarizes Floralia, yeah

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Place's a hellhole now

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: I'm glad Zero took Seccy and I to Dream Land, tbh I'm not sure how long we could've lived there with everything wanting to murder you on sight

chaotic tired: Yikes

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: At this point it's pretty much completely overgrown with dreamstalks anyways. Oh and a good chunk of the planet is starting to freeze over because it stopped moving! Ain't that great.

alaG: And personal thanks to you for taking the dimensional mirror along and not just leaving it on Floralia for us to be buried under vines and/or snow until the planet eventually tears itself asunder.

spooder: You have Zero to thank for that, not us.

spooder: No offense, I was lowkey tempted to just leave it there after what happened. I'm glad we didn't though.

alaG: None taken. Very understandable in your situation.

Dad: I'm glad you all are keeping it civil and respectful.

bastard fairy: I mean if we don't keep it civil someone will put us all in gay baby jail.

uwu: You can just @ me.

bastard fairy: You're right

bastard fairy: @uwu Bitch

uwu has silenced bastard fairy for 10 minutes.

uwu: @bastard fairy Right back at ya.

S P E E N: Why do I feel like we just referenced a meme?

clown: idk

clown: what's everyone gonna be up to today?

insomniac: Staying inside.

skurjanic: Staying inside

anime girl: Staying inside

chaotic tired: Staying In Bed

uwu: Staying inside.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: wow you're all boring

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: anyone who doesn't want to stay inside hmu we can have a snowball fight

uwu posted [img1.png]

uwu: I'll come out if you clear all the snow that is in front of my fucking door ratboy.

insomniac: Jizvinite but what the fuck?

uwu: You see right, the snow is high enough to block my entire door. I literally can't open it.

chaotic tired: See this is why I refuse to put up with winter anymore

consumer of snow: MY TIME HAS COME

consumer of snow: Whoever needs snow removed from their doors DM me, I will take care of it :]

uwu: Thank you Ice Dragon.

Paintra: Yeah Vividria, Paintra n I are completely frozen in. @consumer of snow @hot cheeto Can either of you two help us out?

hot cheeto: Sure thing, omw.

spooder: @The Rat that makes all of the Rules Tazzy and I are with Zero at their place, we're waiting on you (and anyone else who wants to join, of course).

catboy: I think I'm staying in the Lor for the day, too. Not really feeling up to playing right now.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: @uwu Susie I am sorry your house has been Cursed by the snow gods. @spooder ok cool im omw

uwu: @catboy If you need anything, just text

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: @catboy If you need something lmk!

Little Star: If you need anything let us know Mags!

Dededad: The Magolor protection squad has arrived

Dededad: Memes aside, if you need something, even if it's just someone to talk to, let me know.

catboy: Thanks, everyone.

bastard fairy: I Am Free Of My Bindings

uwu: Not for long if you don't behave.

skurjanic: Oh yeah, I have a question. Why is the bastard fairy here and not sleeping like the rest of her kind?

Paintra: That sounds oddly threatening even though I know it isn't supposed to be.

Paintra: Oh brb Snow Removal service has arrived

bastard fairy: Long story short, wishing for powers rivaling a god's apparently comes with permanent insomnia from an absolute power high

anime girl: Oh yikes

anime girl: Memo to self, do not ever wish for the powers of a god from a clockwork star

bastard fairy: Excuse me were you planning to do that?????

anime girl: No, but now I know what I shouldn't wish for if I ever encounter a clockwork star.

chaotic tired: Better even, just don't wish for anything from Clockwork Stars and dismantle them ASAP.

some wizard???: Why that?

anime girl: I mean mood but for different reasons than yours probably

chaotic tired: Last time I messed with Clockwork Stars trying to wish for my planet to come out of nuclear winter Nova manipulated us into collecting more and more materials for it, and then Nova took my friends as substitutes for the materials we couldn't harvest from Pop Star

some wizard???: What the fuck.

some wizard???: Clockwork Stars aren't supposed to do that.

some wizard???: They're supposed to fulfill wishes to mortals, nothing more nothing less. They shouldn't even have enough sentience to decide things like that.

Dad: It turned out that Nova was a very early prototype, and was made to BE self aware and make decisions on its own. As far as I can tell, it was supposed to be a safety mechanism to prevent wishing for dangerous things, or for it to judge individuals that may want to cause harm to others and not grant them their wishes.

chaotic tired: Yeah, and that fucking horribly backfired when it decided to become an evil malicious piece of shit.

chaotic tired: Anyways, I'm going back to drawing, I'm tired of this topic.

some wizard???: Japologa vun. I didn't mean to upset you.

chaotic tired: It's fine, you didn't know. Can we avoid this topic in the future though? I really don't want to think about it, it was hard enough trying to move on.

some wizard???: Je jastre. I understand and will try to avoid it.

chaotic tired: Thank you.

some wizard???: Jaitte.

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Little Star: Thanks for coming guys!!! It was very fun!!!

uwu: Those snowmen are adorable.

uwu: Also is that Hyness I see there?

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: ye he joined us after Ice Dragon and Efreeti dug up the door to his and his sisters' place

clown: two words: snow epic.

uwu: Fair but no

clown: ok snater

uwu: ???????

clown: snow hater

uwu: Oh.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: so what are you all gonna do for the rest of the day?

uwu: Well, I'm gonna finish the upgrades to my suit.

insomniac: As in your clothes or the mech...?

uwu: The Mech

skurjanic: Cool cool

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: nice

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: im omw home now and gonna watch a movie with the gang(tm) later

S P E E N: what are we watching???

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: youll find out when im home be patient

skurjanic: We're baking right now.

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skurjanic: Francisca dropped the flour on her face

uwu: HSDBDFHDNFHD

clown: hahahahaha

clown: oh my stars that looks hilarious

Dededad: How do you even manage to do that with floaty arms??

uwu: Trust me, floaty arms are not as reliable as you might think.

uwu: Sometimes they fail you during the most basic tasks.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: i second that

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: me: ok im gonna hold this orange juice real quick | my hands: no

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: and then the glass slipped out of my hand

insomniac: FLAMBERGE HOW COULD YOU

insomniac: MUFU JAMARE KIVITY.

some wizard???: Jastra that is very rude and inappropriate to say to her! Janno jeol rikä!

uwu: What did she say.

anime girl: Something very rude that must not be repeated!!

anime girl: Now Flamberge and Francisca aRHDMDXJSMFJDSKlsjcsj2uer3

uwu: Oh my stars are you guys okay over there???

Dededad: Oh my stars she fucking dead

clown: D:

some wizard???: Don't worry, they're fine. We managed to stop Flamberge and Francisca from murdering each other and everyone else in the house.

anime girl: They're in timeout

Dededad: Timeout???

anime girl: As in. we literally knocked them out. They're gonna be napping for a bit now :)

anime girl: Hopefully they will learn their lesson so we don't have to do it again! What Francisca called Flamberge was very rude but it's not worth burning the house to the ground over!!

uwu: Are they not immediately gonna try to murder you two when they wake up?

anime girl: If they do we'll knock them out again until they stop trying

anime girl: And I'll have a stern talking to with Francisca about the use of such Jambadran swears in this group chat, especially directed at her own sister!!

Dededad: I am sometimes afraid of how aggressively polite you are, I'll admit that.

anime girl: Fear me :)

anime girl: I'm kidding. But seriously, that was easily one of the most meanspirited swears there is in Jambadran.

bastard fairy: :)

bastard fairy: I'm gonna say it

anime girl: No

bastard fairy: :)

uwu has silenced bastard fairy for 3 hours.

Dededad has silenced bastard fairy for 1 day.

uwu: I'm glad we both had the same reaction.

Gala: At least the two of you are keeping this chat in line when I'm not here.

some wizard???: Anyways, Zan and I will finish the cookies now and clean up the kitchen. Aside from Francisca's flour spilling, Flamberge also dropped the milk one time and their fight made a mess of everything.

uwu: Okay, good luck salvaging the remains!