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Ok! Hi! Hello! Since you are reading this, you clearly haven't been listening to anything I've said.
Shame on you.
But since you're here, I'll tell you a quick story.
There once was a boy named Izuku.
And he was scrolling through Archive of Our Own.
He wanted to find the best hero fic out there.
Now, Izuku is quirkless, kind of like you, but that didn't stop him from finding the best fic he could.
As he was scrolling, he found this fic.
Izuku became interested in what this fic had to offer, but once he read the tags and the description, he knew not to read the fic.
So he scrolled away, in courtesy of the author.
*cough, cough* me *cough, cough*
Do good, and be like Izuku and scroll away.
Since clearly, you didn't do it the first time.
Thank you and have a good night, since we all know you are sleep deprived by reading fics at 2 am.
You need to make better choices, like not reading this fic.
And getting a better taste in fics, since you are here reading this.
How do you like that? I just took 3 minutes of your day and you took 3 minutes out of your day to read something so useless as this.
Do you feel jipped now?
Do you feel like your day has been ruined by a useless fic as this.
Okie I'm done now.
Bye!
Byeeee!
Why haven't you left yet?
There is nothing for you here!
Get off of my lawn!!