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1. Shame is Overrated by PrettyArbitrary

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   28 Nov 2011

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Lestrade (Inspector)/John Watson
   • Sarah Sawyer/John Watson
   • Anthea/John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson
   • Lestrade (Inspector)
   • Sarah Sawyer
   • Anthea (Sherlock)
   • Smut
   • Crack
   • Kink Meme
   • Genderfuck
   • Genderswap
   • Humor
   • Fingerfucking
   • Cunnilingus
   • Girls with Guns
   • Gunplay
   • No really a lot of smut
   • And a good time was had by all

   Summary

   One day, a perfectly sensible author stumbled across the kink_meme, lost her goddamn mind, and managed to execute an act of literary barbarity before someone managed to reach her and take her keyboard away.

   Or: John fails to practice safe sex and temporarily acquires a vagina. It's a good thing he's surrounded by such intelligent and supportive friends. And Sherlock.

   Look at those tags, folks. I'm in this for the sex and the sarcastic quippage. If you're fiercely defending your IQ from the depredations of the world, be warned. On the bright side, if you're looking for sex and some chuckles, your day is made!

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