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    “I’m a sexually non-threatening, semi-schlubby, middle-aged gay man. People find me ‘relatable.’ If I tweet about this dildo–” he picks it up by the base and its bulbous head bobs from the movement, “–it’s mostly just funny, right? And not so obscene to be… not-safe-for-work?”

    Eddie’s eyes flicker between Richie’s face and the dildo. He’s got a death grip on the oversize bottle of lube. “Well.”

    “Okay, it’s obscene to you, but you’re into that kind of thing.”

     Or, Richie receives a PR box from a sex toy company on Valentine’s Day.

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