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Artie created a new groupchat.
Artie added Tina, Brittany, Mercedes, Sam, Mike, Santana, Quinn, Rachel, Finn, Puck and Mercedes to the chat.
Artie named the chat "The New Directions".
Quinn: Please say the "the" will stay this time.
Artie: What do you mean?
Quinn: Nothing.
Puck: EYY! NEW GC
Santana: How fun, a new place to post misleading gifs and videos.
Santana: wheresmysoup.mpg
Finn: Where... is her soup?
Santana: idk?
Brittany: Santana is at my house rn and she giggles over the weird video she sent
Brittany: She's very funny.
Rachel: Yeah... she is. Sometimes.
Santana: Did I... could it be?? A compliment from Berry?
Mike: How rad!
Rachel: ...
Tina: I just found out Mr. Schue wants us to do country next week.
Kurt: Noooo??
Sam: YES! Sounds awesome!
Mike: Idk about country but it could be good?
Sam: IT IS
Artie: Why can we never have a week about white rappers
Tina: Arts, ever since we won that quiz regionals you've been obsessed with white rappers
Artie: But I knew so much about it!
Finn: I always forget you were in that quiz show
Puck: On TV!
Puck: And somehow Brittany was there and helped you win
Brittany: I'm not like those cliche dumb blondes who when in quiz camp beeps the button and answers everything wrong and when she actually knows the answer she won't press the button, causing the team to lose.
Santana: Yeah Britt is smar
Mike: Smar
Quinn: SMAR
Kurt: S M A R
Brittany: Santana fell down the stairs.
Mercedes: Wait, what?
Quinn: ????
Brittany: She was going to the bathroom and then she didn't see where she went because she was on her phone and now she fell down the stairs
Santana: I'm fine
Brittany: Omg your knee is bruised!
Brittany: I'm gonna get some of my sister's band aids
Brittany: You want skeletons or butterflies?
Santana: Butterflies, please
Finn: AWWW
Kurt: BUTTERFLIES
Brittany: santanasknee.jpg
Sam: Tag yourself i'm Brittany doing a thumbs up
Mike: I'm Santana not realising Britt took a picture and is just happy with her pink butterfly band aid
Quinn: I'm the butterfly
Santana: HEY! >:(
Brittany: Why are you mad, Sanny? They care about you.
Rachel: Why are you guys talking here when you're next to each other?
Santana: Well, I... guess you're right, Britt. Thanks to everyone who cares <3
Mercedes: Naww
Tina: I love you guys