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2021-01-07
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2021-01-18
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Cute Got Your Tongue? Shut Up

Summary:

You ever notice how in The Cutening Wakko and Yakko seem to lose their free will for a bit?

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Dot smiled proudly at her accomplishment. The world was rid of everything not cute. Everything was adorable.

 

Walking inside, Yakko was watching Wakko chase his tail, the furniture was bopping up and down, and the music the furniture was bopping to played in the background.

 

“It’s kinda jarring how cute everything is” Dot admitted, she turned to Yakko expecting one of his usual quips. Instead, he just stared blankly at her, the same grin he’d been wearing since all this started plastered on his face.

 

“Um, you good bro? Cat got your tongue?” Certainly that would get a response.

 

He just kept staring.

 

“Didn’t you hear me? Cat got your tongue Yakko, it’s not that complicated a gag” Okay she’s starting to get creeped out now “Okay fine, lose your fanbase” She turned to Wakko “You’ve been real helpful today! I bet you’re famished! Why don’t we get you some food?” Wakko nodded and followed her into the kitchen.

 

“Okay we’ve got...bread with a face, vegetables...with a face. Cake with a face…oh! Here, faceless ice cream!” She handed it to Wakko who...licked it. Normally. To say that Dot was scared was an understatement “Yakko, I think something’s wrong with Wakko!”

 

Yakko just stood there, staring at her from the living room. What was going on?!

 

“Yakko! Something’s wrong with Wakko! Are you deaf or something!?”

 

Those lifeless eyes stared into her soul, mocking her.

 

She marched into the living room “Okay listen here! I don’t know what’s up with you, but your brother needs your help!” More blank staring “YAKKO!” she malleted him but he just bounced back up with that stupid grin on his face.

 

Something was very very very wrong here, she needed to think of something, what could snap him out of...whatever this is? She looked over at her brother who was still just licking the ice cream like a normal person . Without much of a second thought, she stomped on his tail. Hard.

 

Wakko let out a pained yip, apparently still being able to feel pain, unlike Yakko. Speaking of, the eldest Warner upon hearing the noise seemed to have something snap inside him before rushing over in a second “Wakko! Are you alright?” He looked to Dot “What happened?”

 

“I don’t know you were acting really weird when we got back and-”

 

“Got back from where?”

 

“...what do you last remember?”

 

“Uhhhhhhhhhh begging you to not blast me with a rainbow laser I think” He said it so casually she might have laughed in any other situation.

 

“Yakko that was hours ago!”

 

“What? Dot, what happened!?”

 

“I...may or may not have made the entire world cute and also kinda maybe sorta erased your guy’s free will for a tiny itzty bitzy little bit in the process”

 

“WHAT!?!”