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1. The Old Ball and Chain by Evil Twin (Malora)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2008

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Harry Potter/Severus Snape
   • Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Dobby/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Dobby (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Parody
   • Crack
   • Satire
   • Funny
   • Comedy
   • Dark Comedy
   • Slavery
   • Master/Slave
   • Marriage Contracts
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Forced Marriage
   • Blue Balls
   • Over the Top
   • Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot
   • Albus Dumbledore Lives
   • Albus Dumbledore Being an Asshole
   • Good Severus Snape
   • Horny Teenagers
   • House-Elf Abuse (Harry Potter)
   • Magical Bond
   • BAMF Dobby (Harry Potter)
   • Kidnapping
   • Dom Lucius Malfoy
   • Evil Lucius Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy Dies
   • Magic Cock
   • Virginity
   • Bondage
   • Voldemort Dies (Harry Potter)
   • One Shot

   Summary

   A Snarry parody. Harry needs protection, and the best course is for Harry to become magically enslaved to a wizard who…well, you get the idea. If you don't know how this little ditty goes, you haven't been reading enough Snarry.

   Originally posted on walkingtheplank.org

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   English

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