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    Summary

    The year is 1996, a few years after Belldandy and Keichii's marriage - and six months after Ranma's disastrous wedding attempt with Akane.

    Urd, Norn of the No Longer, is depressed. She's blown most of her good will with the Aesir on drinking binges after watching her sister find true love - leaving her in the dust. Skuld digs up a contract from a few years back and tries to find her work - all she needs is a good job to forget her love troubles, right? Wrong.

    Ranma is wallowing in their own self-loathing when a hot woman in a pink Cadillac bursts out of the Tendo's TV and drags (kidnaps) him to a seedy bar to discuss the terms of a contract his father hooked him into eight years ago that he doesn't even remember. All he has to do is go do little jobs for his new patron goddess as a hero (in the Greek sense) and she'll help him put his life back together, right? Wrong.

    From the demented mind of STMPD, professional fanfiction hack, comes a new martial-arts-sex-comedy yarn that will hopefully get updated more than once a year (edit: or not), a tale of drunken goddesses, broken dreams, strange quests, and two people's respective struggles to find meaning in their lives - no matter what.

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