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1. Is your sex life alight? by pine67

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Feb 2021

   Tags

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   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • Patrick Brewer
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Post-Canon
   • Established Relationship
   • Married Life
   • Married Sex
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Service Top Patrick Brewer
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Dom Patrick Brewer
   • Dirty Talk
   • Praise Kink
   • Blow Jobs
   • POV Patrick Brewer
   • Episode: S07E12 The Spark

   Summary

   Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.

   If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.

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