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Jacked: why is this the yamazawas [image.jpg]
PurpleGrape: us or the parents
Jacked: yes
GreenGrape: I am not that small!!!
Jacked: you’re right, let me amend
Jacked: [image.jpg]
PurpleGrape: very true
GreenGrape: I…
MOMo: that is fairly true, I feel
CopyCat: honestly same
LSD: sometimes I wanna prank one of you three and then I remember I like living
PikaCHU: honestly tho
PurpleGrape: probably a good call, if you disrupt my naps I end you
LifeIsPain: a true brother of the night
Kirby: and the day, haha, I think shinsou sleeps always
PurpleGrape: god, I wish
Kirby: speaking of things that happen always
Kirby: a guy in 1-B asked me out today and I think I vomited a bit in my mouth
Spoderman: imagine being straight
LSD: Toru and Ojiro are right there
JazzHands: oh no I’m bi
RipHarambe: same
Jacked: I don’t think there’s a single straight person in this class
datBoi: as per God’s own will
NYOOM: We should not speculate on our classmates sexual orientation!
PikaCHU: iida its cool, it’s God’s own will
LSD: all hail Momo, our God
PikaCHU: hail
Jacked: hail
Spoderman: hail
PurpleGrape: hail
GreenGrape: hail!
MuffinMan: hail
LifeIsPain: hail
BreadIsPain: hail~
Octodad: hail
IcyHot: hail
SnowWhite: hail :>
CopyCat: hail
JazzHands: hail!!!
RockSolid: haha, hail
RipHarambe: hail
datBoi: hail
Kirby: hail
MOMo: amen
NYOOM: I do not approve
LSD: rep is God! This is fact!
Jacked: glad we could establish, no one here is straight, unless @NYOOM you have a confession?
NYOOM: ...no
LSD: haha, hell yeah!
PikaCHU: I thought I was straight once, glad I grew out of that phase
Jacked: idk how you didn’t know, you reek disaster bi
CopyCat: please tell me you have a chart
Jacked: [image.jpg]
BreadIsPain: why am I not on this chart~?
Kirby: everything on this chart is true
PurpleGrape: wait where is izuku
GreenGrape: don't worry, toshi, I'm Panic! At the Disco
LSD: omg thats so good
GreenGrape: everyone is cute and I am nervous!
BreadIsPain: do not worry, mon amie! You will find your heart <3
IcyHot: why am I a distinguished gay
IcyHot: am I even gay
JazzHands: oh honey
MOMo: as perhaps the person here who knows you best
MOMo: yes
Jacked: so God has decreed
PurpleGrape: amen
Private message: Hitoshi and Izuku
Izuku: please just kill me
Hitoshi: its fine, he can’t be a dense brick forever
Izuku: are you sure about that
Hitoshi: your taste in boys is stupid
Hitoshi: and I don't mean your taste
Hitoshi: I mean the boys
Izuku: disaster bi.
Hitoshi: shut
Izuku: :)
Izuku: its fine, he’s just as dense if not more
Hitoshi: no, you see, I don’t turn into a flustered mess when my crush so much as glances in my direction
Hitoshi: I keep all my emotions inside and then one day, I will die
Izuku: that's not how you get a boyfriend, I feel like
Hitoshi: neither of us are experts on this, zu
Izuku: then we can ask dad or pops?
Hitoshi: and let them kill our crushes? No thank you.
Izuku: ok so we tell pops
Hitoshi: better, but he might let it slip and then dad will go on the warpath
Izuku: it's all I’ve got, really
Hitoshi: yours can take more heat than mine, we’ll do a test run with you
Izuku: hnnng
Izuku: fine
Class 1-AYYYYY
LifeIsPain: I’m not sure if I have earned the “distinguished” title, but I shall bear it with pride
datBoi: it's the way you speak, kero
PikaCHU: part of me resents being the disaster bi
CopyCat: oh, you know it's true
PikaCHU: …yeah :(
Spoderman: are the rest of us not on the chart just unable to be characterized
Jacked: sero you wanna know where you are on the chart that bad?
Spoderman: jirou, please! Don’t do this!
Jacked: functional bi
Spoderman: oh thank god
PikaCHU: ok hold up, he’s just as bad as me!
LSD: nahhh, sero is like, the most put together out of the squad except maybe Kiri?
RockSolid: i'm so glad i'm functional, tbh ^-^
Kirby: someone get kiri a mans!!!
JazzHands: what do we know about class B
PurpleGrape: they have a bomberanian that if he gets near me I might punt into the sun
GreenGrape: toshi, no!
CopyCat: I’ll help
GreenGrape: kajsdhfishf no, guys, it’s fine
Kirby: [image.jpg]
CopyCat: it’s true and you should say it
NYOOM: Please don't kill anyone in our sister class!
PurpleGrape: I mean if he stays far enough away, he’ll be just fine
MOMo: has he gone against the council?
PurpleGrape: oh hell yes he has
GreenGrape: no!!!!
CopyCat: I would like to put in a vote for yes
MOMo: I see. Bailiff?
Jacked: yes, babe?
MOMo: carry out the sentence.
Jacked: yes, babe
Jacked: alright, holy decree, the bomberanian from class B is now on the bounty list
GreenGrape: please no, it’s fine, he’s in the other class and has been a lot nicer!
Kirby: wait is that the guy who yelled at you the other day?
GreenGrape: I wouldn’t call it yelling, per say
IcyHot: I would.
GreenGrape: ok, maybe he was pretty loud?
PurpleGrape: *cough*whipped*cough*
PikaCHU: yo, wait, you mean the Bakugo guy? Didn’t the class B rep have to haul him off?
MOMo: I believe Kendo does keep him in line, yes. I hear that one Bakugo Katsuki is fairly volatile.
PurpleGrape: yeah that sounds right
Jacked: ok so everyone knows the bounty, yeah?
datBoi: what’s the reward for turning him in, and do you want him dead or alive?
GreenGrape: guys, no
Jacked: the reward is the satisfaction of a job well done and a green bean hug
GreenGrape: wait what
PurpleGrape: if needed I can arrange that
GreenGrape: toshi?!
PurpleGrape: he needs to go. If this is the cost, so be it.
Kirby: I’m going to destroy him
Jacked: yeah we don’t care, dead or alive, just get him gone
MuffinMan: so are we like, knocking him out of the sports festival, or…?
RockSolid: not very manly, but if there’s a bounty on him…
CopyCat: I’m not saying I’m going to try my damndest to eliminate him round 1
CopyCat: but I also won’t NOT say it
RipHarambe: man it's been awhile since we had a bounty, was the last time that short gen ed dude? What was his name, Minato?
JazzHands: Mineta
Octodad: the evil is gone now
LifeIsPain: truly a paragon of evil, vanquished by the forces of good
LSD: god I'm so glad we got him off of us. I hear we got him to stop harassing girls in general, so that’s rad!
Spoderman: man, what a creep
RockSolid: talk about unmanly
GreenGrape: kacchan isn’t as bad as mineta
LSD: KACCHAN?!
PikaCHU: holy shit, I am SO calling him that to rile him up
GreenGrape: please don't ;-;
PurpleGrape: wait he’ll definitely respond to that, let me do it and I’ll send him to his death
GreenGrape: please don't kill him
CopyCat: if he doesn’t I will!
MOMo: Izuku, it is best to just accept it. He has committed crimes against the council and must pay for his sins.
Jacked: babe I love you so damn much
MOMo: -///-
SnowWhite: ^///^
BreadIsPain: I agree, tres cute~!
MOMo: but anyway, Kendo is pretty good, and I think most of 1-B is more like her and less like Bakugo, so maybe there will be a cute boy for Kirishima
IcyHot: I completely forgot the original purpose of this conversation
Octodad: I think most of us did
PurpleGrape: the council is in agreement, look for a boy for Kirishima and hunt the bounty
GreenGrape: or we could just look for a boy for Kiri and NOT hunt the bounty
CopyCat: overruled by the council
GreenGrape: I’m the vice rep!!! I’m ON the council!!!
Jacked: yeah and you got overruled
PikaCHU: [image.jpg]
LSD: no no no, let me
LSD: [image.gif]
GreenGrape: please stop
PurpleGrape; no, don’t
IcyHot: that is a cute picture