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Tuesday, 5:52 PM
Iida has added Yaoyorozu, Jirou, and 17 others to the chat!
Iida named the chat Class 2-A!
Iida gave Yaoyorozu admin rights!
Class 2-A
Iida: Hello!
Iida: With permission from Aizawa sensei, I've made this chat.
Iida: Please keep all topics school appropriate.
Jirou: momo babe give me admin rights
Jirou: please
Iida: Momo, I advise you to not give Jirou admin rights.
Jirou: ok and we advised you to not go after stain
Jirou: make it make sense
Bakugou: even i know that was mean
Kaminari: it's not FUNNY
Kaminari: but it's laughable.
Uraraka: electric chair for everyone.
Yaoyorozu has given Jirou admin rights!
Jirou: ty!
Jirou has changed their name to the better to hear your bs!
the better to hear your bs has changed Yaoyorozu's name to you are guac bbg!
the better to hear your bs has changed Iida's name to nike brows!
nike brows: Huh?
nike brows: Jirou, what are nike brows?
the better to hear your bs: don't worry abt it <3
Kaminari: jirou bae give me a name :(
the better to hear your bs: ew don't call me bae
the better to hear your bs has changed Kaminari's name to a bit of ZING!
a bit of ZING: ugh i'm nutting
Bakugou: dunce face i know you're a bit clumsy so if you need me to tie the knot on your noose i'd be happy to
a bit of ZING: woah that went from 0 to 100
the better to hear your bs: okay but you deserved it
a bit of ZING: is it bc im a twink????
the better to hear your bs: precisely
Sero: denki you just got massacred are you okay?
the better to hear your bs has changed Sero's name to alexa play spiderman!
Kirishima: hey, could i get one too jirou?
Kirishima: please :)
the better to hear your bs: aww since you asked so nicely ofc
the better to hear your bs has changed Kirishima's name to cherry fanta!
cherry fanta: :D
Bakugou: headphones give me admin rights
Bakugou: i'm not saying please
the better to hear your bs: ...
the better to hear your bs: fine.
nike brows: I don't like where this is going.
the better to hear your bs: then take away my admin rights
nike brows: Well, the topic isn't exactly inappropriate, and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves.
nike brows: I'll allow it.
Bakugou: for your information, i am not enjoying myself
Bakugou: i've never wanted to throw my phone more
the better to hear your bs has given Bakugou admin rights!
the better to hear your bs has changed Bakugou's name to kill your parents tracy!
kill your parents tracy: what?
the better to hear your bs: what?
kill your parents tracy has changed Mina's name to dance till ur dead!
dance till ur dead: thanks katsu-channnn
kill your parents tracy: katsu WHAT
Uraraka: do you need glasses
Uraraka: it says katsu-chan
kill your parents tracy: okay rudolph the pink-cheeked hellspawn
Uraraka: die.
kill your parents tracy: right back at you
kill your parents tracy changed Uraraka's name to rudolph!
rudolph: who's my santa 😩
Asui: i'll be your santa, ocha :)
kill your parents tracy: IM THROWING UP IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
kill your parents tracy: disgusting.
a bit of ZING: ayo ur home of phobic?1?!1!?
kill your parents tracy: and if i am?
kill your parents tracy: i hate all couples equally
cherry fanta: wait i thought we were talking about homes?
rudolph: oh god
kill your parents tracy: I CANT KEEP DEFENDING YOU SHITTY HAIR
the better to hear your bs has changed Asui's name to frogophobic!
frogophobic: toads do actually creep me out, kero D:
kill your parents tracy: LITERALLY? IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR YOU.
a bit of ZING: bro those r ur cousins :/
Tokoyami: Revelry in the pond.
Shouji: Fumi.
Tokoyami: Jirou, if I could have a name change?
Tokoyami: Preferably one that expresses the dark void of emptiness that I call my life.
a bit of ZING: bro you good?
Tokoyami: No.
the better to hear your bs has changed Tokoyami's name to embracer of the dark arts!
embracer of the dark arts: Ah, thank you. It's marvelous.
Aoyama: monsieur katsuki, i trust you with my username privilege!
kill your parents tracy: how do you feel about imitation baguette?
Aoyama: monsieur!
Aoyama: jirou, madamoiselle, if you would?
the better to hear your bs: ofc :-)
the better to hear your bs has changed Aoyama's name to blond and fabulous!
blond and fabulous: i love it!
kill your parents tracy: shut the fuck up
kill your parents tracy: mine was better your piss haired bitch
Hagakure: Oo, oo!
Hagakure: Do me!
kill your parents tracy has changed Hagakure's name to nudist!
nudist: It's accurate so :3
Todoroki: what's going on
Todoroki: when was this made
kill your parents tracy has changed Todoroki's name to mismatched cookie!
mismatched cookie: huh?
the better to hear your bs: okay but it's fitting
the better to hear your bs: who's next (^^)
Shouji: Me?
the better to hear your bs has changed Shouji's name to free hugs!
free hugs: I'm actually not too keen on physical affection
free hugs: I'll make an exception though :)
nudist: oji babe get ur ass in the chat
a bit of ZING: animal abuse ;(
Ojiro: are you calling me an animal
a bit of ZING: yuh aren't u a monkey
kill your parents tracy: fuck tracy
kill your parents tracy: im abt to kill MY parents for putting me on this earth to suffer through listening to dunce face speak.
the better to hear your bs has changed Ojiro's name to tarzan!
tarzan: it is... acceptable
tarzan: @nudist you're my jane :3
kill your parents tracy: OH MY GODSNBHSHKJSDHFSBF SHUT THE FUCK UP?????
rudolph: ur salty bc kiri doesn't want ur bitch ass
cherry fanta: what? bakubro is my manliest best friend
rudolph: MANLIEST BEST FRIEND ZONEDDDDDDD
rudolph: dw im calling the paramedics as we speak
rudolph: stay with me baku-chan 🥺
kill your parents tracy: rudolph the pink-cheeked hellspawn zoned!!!!
kill your parents tracy: she'll be your santa how fucking cute
rudolph: ok and im sure there's some rudolph x santa fanfic out there
kill your parents tracy: i've never been so repulsed in my entire seventeen years of life.
rudolph: okay... and what do u want me to do abt that?
kill your parents tracy: dying would be a good start
dance till ur dead: while u guys are arguing, is anyone else excited for tmrws class?
dance till ur dead: i can't wait to get recs from the support class >w<
kill your parents tracy: i forgot they were coming
a bit of ZING: oh yeah, mei and that green haired cutie
kill your parents tracy: what did you call him.
kill your parents tracy: you have five seconds to take that back before i castrate you
a bit of ZING: wait what did i do wrong??
a bit of ZING: ohhh you want him to urself
kill your parents tracy: NO WHAT THE SHIT
a bit of ZING: then what is it...
rudolph: izu is his bestie from elementary :3
kill your parents tracy: what is a 'bestie'
rudolph: what u are to kiri
you are guac bbg: Oh, I'm very excited!
you are guac bbg: We're so lucky to get the two best support students!
nike brows: I agree with Momo.
nike brows: It's an honor, and everyone should treat it as such!
Kouda: d=====(￣▽￣*)b
the better to hear your bs: oh shit we forgot abt kouda
nike brows: Language!
the better to hear your bs has changed Kouda's name to snow white official!
snow white official: (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Satou: I honestly feel like I won't get a lot of alterations, my costume is so simple!
kill your parents tracy: oh and sugar dude
kill your parents tracy has changed Satou's name to ONE shot of sugar!
ONE shot of sugar: Oh, thanks!
nike brows: Not to be a killer of the vibe, as Kaminari would say, but it's bed time!
rudolph: no one agrees
rudolph: except bakubitch
kill your parents tracy: fight me.
nike brows: Please, no fighting.
nike brows: We all must be well rested for tomorrow's class!
rudolph: gn baku-chan
rudolph: enjoy your shoujo manga
kill your parents tracy: oh, i will.
nike brows: Good night, everyone!
you are guac bbg: Good night!
the better to hear your bs: gn ig lol
a bit of ZING: good night America!
alexa play spiderman: this is japan
a bit of ZING: same difference
alexa play spiderman: i- no?
cherry fanta: good night everyone!
kill your parents tracy, nike brows, and 16 others are offline!
a bit of ZING: wait can some1 help me w tonights hw
a bit of ZING: guys?