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Feb 8th, 5:19 pm

Denki Kaminari created a chat with Hanta Sero, Eijirou Kirishima, Kyoka Jiro and 15 others!!

Denki Kaminari has named the chat to "Category Uno-Ayyy"

Denki Kaminari: hellooo calss 1-A!!

Tenya Iida: Greetings, fellow classmate!! May I ask why you have created this groupchat??

Izuku Midoriya: Oh!! Hello, everyone!!

Kyoka Jiro: oh no, bad idea-

Momo Yaoyorozu: Class*

Denki Kaminari: im glad you asked, class* rep!! Sero, if you please??

Hanta Sero: yo!! so, I told Kaminari to make a groupchat for us all, since it’s kinda important we all have a place to talk

Eijirou Kirishima: OH I SEE!! LIKE THE BAKUSQUAD GC??

Denki Kaminari: exactly!! speaking of, where is our Lord Explosion Murder??

Mezo Shoji: Kitchen, he told me to tell you all to “shut up or I will personally kill you all, except Kiribro.”

Ochaco Uraraka: omg!! thats so cute!!

Denki Kaminari: thx shoji :)

Mezo Shoji: No worries, if anyone is up for training, I’ll be at Training Grounds Beta.

Rikido Sato: omw shoj :)

Eijirou Kirishima: AH, THANKS FOR TELLING US, BROJI!! I’LL GO TALK TO HIM, EVERYONE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!

Izuku Midoriya: Say hi to Kacchan for me!!

Eijirou Kirishima: WILL DO, DEKUBRO.

Tenya Iida: Well, Kaminari, Sero, I’m quite impressed you two thought of this idea!! How lovely of you. But, what is this “Bakusquad” you speak of??

Hanta Sero: oh sweet child

Denki Kaminari: so innocent

Mina Ashido: whats up b****es!!

Mina Ashido: oh, for real??

Denki Kaminari: sorry Mina, but Koda is here :)

Koji Koda: (＾0＾)

Toru Hagakure: smile for Koda

Mina Ashido: :)

Denki Kaminari: :>

Rikido Sato: :D

Hanta Sero: :P

Izuku Midoriya: ^-^

Kyoka Jiro: :)

Mezo Shoji: :3

Momo Yaoyorozu: :)

Yuga Aoyama: ✨:)✨

Mashirao Ojiro: :)

Toru Hagakure: Mashi!!

Mashirao Ojiro: Toru!!

Yuga Aoyama: ✨Yuga!!✨

Mina Ashido: get a room smh

Shoto Todoroki: They are both currently together in the common room, so, they have a room, Ashido.

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, hello, Todoroki!!

Shoto Todoroki: Hello, Midoriya. :)

Yuga Aoyama: ✨I know you’re all ignoring moi✨

Rikido Sato: y’all have DMs for a reason smh

Mezo Shoji: y’all

Rikido Sato: I will punch you right now I stg Shoji

Mezo Shoji: ᕠᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕡ

Tsuyu Asui: Did Shoji just make his own emoticon??

Tsuyu Asui: ribbit

Tenya Iida: Asui, do you always send “ribbit” after every message??

Tsuyu Asui: Call me Tsu.

Tsuyu Asui: ribbit

Tenya Iida: I see, apologies Tsu!! Well then, I believe we should alert Sensei Aizawa about this chat, and perhaps add him into this??

Denki Kaminari: so... name changes??

Hanta Sero: oH yes!!

Kyoka Jiro: you better not do anything inappropriate, JammingWhey

Denki Kaminari has changed Kyoka Jiro’s name to emo girl

emo girl: I hate you

Denki Kaminari: <3

Denki Kaminari has changed Mina Ashido’s name to like glue... but spícy

like glue... but spícy: thank u!!

Denki Kaminari: yw!! :D

Sero Hanta has changed Eijirou Kirishima’s name to KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HELL YEAH!! NOTHINGS MORE MANLY THAN BEING NAMED AFTER TETSUBRO!! THANKS SEBRO!!

Hanta Sero: anything for you, Kiribro!!

Denki Kaminari has changed Tenya Iida’s name to father

father: Excuse me, Kaminari??

Denki Kaminari: we love you, single parent of 1-A <3

Izuku Midoriya: <3

Ochaco Uraraka: <3

Shoto Todoroki: <3

Tsuyu Asui: <3

Rikido Sato: <3

Hanta Sero: <3

Momo Yaoyorozu: Ahem??

Hanta Sero has changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to Mother

Mother: Better. But, I must disclose, Iida and I are not in a relationship!! :)

father: As Yaoyorozu says, we are not together... but for now, we will have to be the parents of Class 1-A.

father: Kaminari, why do I not get a capital letter for my username??

Denki Kaminari has changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to phroggit pheet phrank

Ochaco Uraraka: pAHAHAHAHAHALDLSMDFM

father: Kaminari?? Will you please respond??

phroggit pheet phrank: I approve.

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Izuku Midoriya: Is anyone else confused at Asui’s name??

phroggit pheet phrank: Call me Tsu.

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Ochaco Uraraka: its an inside joke, Deku. ill DM you it if Denki says its okay??

Denki Kaminari: *thumbs up!!*

father: Kaminari!! Will you please respond to me??

Yuga Aoyama: ✨Welcome to my world✨

Denki Kaminari has changed Yuga Aoyama’s name to can’t stop simping

can’t stop simping: ✨At least I have been noticed!!✨

Rikido Sato: ofc we notice you, Yuga, we just love to tease you!!

Hanta Sero has changed Rikido Sato’s name to Type 3

Type 3: f*** you im coming for those elbows right now

Mezo Shoji: He is currently on his way to pummel you, Hanta.

Hanta Sero has changed Mezo Shoji’s name to Octonauts

Octonauts: Prepare for trouble.

Type 3: make it double

Hanta Sero: guess ill die

Denki Kaminari: lmao rip elbows

emo girl: we will miss u

like glue... but spícy: 4ever and ever

Hanta Sero has changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: I am really confused??

Denki Kaminari has changed Ochaco Uraraka’s name too Kirby

Kirby: omgg Denki!! <3

Denki Kaminari: <3

Hanta Sero has changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Can’t ya see

Can’t ya see: now do Mashirao’s!!

Hanta Sero has changed Mashirao Ojiro’s name to Whom??

Whom??: Oh for... really?? Am I that forgettable??

Type 3: ...

Octonauts: ...

Denki Kaminari: ...

Kirby: ...

Fumikage Tokoyami: Of course you aren’t forgettable, Mashirao, I believe you to be one of my closest friends, amongst a few others...

Whom??: Aww, thank you so much Fumi!!

Denki Kaminari has changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to emo bird

emo bird: You are most welcome, friend...

emo bird: WHAT!!

Hanta Sero has changed emo bird’s name to goth bird

goth bird: ...<3...

Hanta Sero: <33

Mother: You all seem to be playing nice, can I trust you all to keep an eye on Kota while I go out??

can’t stop simping: ✨Of course we shall✨

Denki Kaminari: yep yep!! have fun w your date!!

Mother: Wait, how did you-

Denki Kaminari: ;)

goth bird: Speaking of...

goth bird has changed Koji Kota’s name to precious bean

precious bean: ^•^

Kirby: aWWW!!

Octonauts: He is rather adorable...

goth bird has added Dark Shadow to the group!!

goth bird: Thank you for Admin, Hanta...

Hanta Sero: ofc hunni

Dark Shadow: hes blushinnn!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Dark Shadow, hi!! I didn’t know you had a phone??

Dark Shadow: fumi got me one last week, hes so sweet honestly!!

precious bean: hi <3

Dark Shadow: KOJIIII

Hanta Sero has changed Dark Shadow’s name to precious bean 2

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: YOUR STILL CHANGING NAMES??

father: You’re*.

Type 3: how’s Bakugo, Kiribro??

emo girl: oh yh, does he need anything??

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: HE SAID HE IS DOING FINE THANK YOU!! HES JUST NOT FEELING WELL ENOUGH TO TALK ON HERE!!

Octonauts: As long as he is feeling good, then all is well :)

Whom??: I’m surprised this chat is so active.

Shoto Todoroki: I agree, usually we would stop talking by now and would go study, or train.

Denki Kaminari: your hot then your cold

Hanta Sero: your yes then your no

Kirby: you’re in then you’re out!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: You’re up then you’re down :)

like glue... but spícy: your wrong when its right

goth bird: It’s black...

precious bean 2: and it’s white!!

Type 3: we fight!!

Octonauts: We break up :(

Can’t ya see: we kiss...

Whom??: we make up...??

Shoto Todoroki: This seems to happen almost every time I walk into the Common Room. Is it a song??

Denki Kaminari has changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Hot N Cold, Katy Perry

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I see. I will not be a moment.

phroggit pheet phrank: He is listening to it as we speak, sorry I was late for my part in the song!!

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Can’t ya see: its oki Tsu!! Mashirao filled in!!

Octonauts: I can hear it. What have we done??

Denki Kaminari: we have created a monster :>

Hanta Sero has changed Denki Kaminari’s name to Electric Pazas

Electric Pazas: y’know what?? im not even mad... but that means I gotta do your name, as we agreed!!

Hanta Sero: gogogo!!

Electric Pazas has changed Hanta Sero’s name to tape is’nt cool

tape is’nt cool: now that’s just mean-

tape is’nt cool: yOU SPELT IT WRONGDJDHSJDSJSK

Electric Pazas: makes it better hkBBGgrbagCKu

emo girl: so... is that everyone??

Electric Pazas: @everyone have we named you all??

Octonauts: Yes.

father: I have been named, yes.

Mother: As have I.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Hello!!

Type 3: yup

precious bean: ^3^

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: It’s a good song, I’d say.

Can’t ya see: Mashirao and I have been named!!

Whom??: Reluctantly...

goth bird: My alias will have to do for now...

Kirby: I love Kirby!!

tape is’nt cool: fake gamer girl

can’t stop simping: ✨oui✨

phroggit pheet phrank: ribbit!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: YEAH, WE LOVE TETSUBRO!!

precious bean 2: Koda and I match 😎

like glue... but spícy: last but not least, Pinky!!

tape is’nt cool: wait, that’s only 19 of us... we’re missing one.

Whom??: But who??

Octonauts: Whom??

Whom??: I hate you all.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Kacchan!!

Electric Pazas: ohh duh!! Bakubro wasn’t active today... let’s see...

goth bird: It wouldn’t be wise to mess around with Bakugo’s name, Kaminari...

Electric Pazas has changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to💥 explosive diarrhoea💥

emo girl: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

can’t stop simping: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

Octonauts: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

Kirby: @💥explosive diarrhoea💥

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: What is it!!??

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: ...

💥explosive diarrhoea💥: dunCEEE FAAAAAACE!!

Electric Pazas: oH FUSJSHSHSSHFKAJSJ

Electric Pazas: SSNSNS

Electric Pazas: IAOWEKDJS

Electric Pazas: AJSBZKWTOFIAHW72is71iwjsh

Type 3: f to pay respects

goth bird: F...

emo girl: f

precious bean: f

like glue... but spícy: f

Octonauts: eff :>

can’t stop simping: ✨f✨

father: As we have a practice exam tomorrow, I highly suggest that you all get some rest, now. Goodnight!!

Everyone went offline :(

goth bird is online :D

goth bird: Revelry in the Dark...

Chapter Text

Feb 10th, 11:15 pm

father has changed the group name to "Class 1-A"

Electric Pazas: you ruin everything, dad

father: Do not call me dad, please.

Electric Pazas: sorry father

father: I'm going to bed, it's been a long day. I trust that you will also sleep, Kaminari??

Octonauts: Don't worry, father, Kaminari and I are currently talking, but decided to go to sleep soon.

father: Very well! I bid you a good night.

Octonauts: So, Kaminari, how does this work again??

Electric Pazas: nalrighty, so, if you look on the right side of your screen, people are in groups depending on the roles Hanta and I have given them

tape is'nt cool: that way, when we want to get everyone in a certain group, we can ping them without pinging everyone, but being quicker than doing all of their names separately... you following??

Octonauts: I believe so, thank you Sero. Aren't you meant to be asleep, though??

tape is'nt cool: yeh, just w/ mina rn, she says heleoiafoejaa2qefad

Electric Pazas: um,,, what??

Type 3: Maybe it's a code...??

tape is'nt cool: hiiii! its Minaaa, phones ded :(

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Why can I hear Sero and Mina fighting...??

Octonauts: I'm guessing it's because she took his phone. You should be in bed, too, Sato.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Oh!! That's not good-

Type 3: I was, I was... just heard buzzing is all.

Octonauts: Hurry along then, if I'm honest, we all probably should. Last of the exams are tomorrow, of course. G'night all :)

Electric Pazas: nightnight big guy ;)

Type 3: You too, Pikachu ;)

Electric Pazas:  i meant shoji fdjfdshb you too sugarmun

Type 3: *waves*

Feb 11th, 3:00 am

Electric Pazas: @thesleeplesshomies

goth bird: Greetings...

emo girl: yo kami

Can't ya see: heyhey squad

goth bird: Denki, I am currently with Shihai Kuroiro from class 1-B, as we were spending time together in Dark Shadow and my dorm, we didn't see the time fly. Coincidentally, this means he has to sleep here. Is it alright for my brother of the Darkness to join in the conversation??

Electric Pazas: yeah ofc!! i'd add him here, but i should tlk to dad about it first. might just make a year 1 hero group chat... hmm...

goth bird: Greetings, sleepless souls of class 1-A ~ Kuroiro

goth bird: Yes, he is worse than me... ~ Tokoyami

Can't ya see: so confusing!! hello Kuro, it's nice to meet you properly!!

emo girl: yeah, you seem really nice, Kuroiro

Electric Pazas: its great to have you here, Shihai!!

3:10 am

Can't ya see: kurooo...?

goth bird: Do not fret, apologies on the late response... Shihai nearly had a breakdown. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: s*** is he okay??

goth bird: Yes, I am fine, thank you... I merely do not understand how you can all be so nice to me on a first meeting... thank you so much for your hospitality... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: anytime, dude. we love and appreciate everyone in 1-B as well :)

Can't ya see: we love you as one of our own, kuro :D

goth bird: ...you too... ~ Kuroiro

goth bird: He's blushing, I think... It's hard to tell. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: thats amazing omg-

emo girl: shut up smellnki

Electric Pazas: that was really bad, you must be tired smh

goth bird: Is this how they always act?? ~ Kuroiro

Can't ya see: pretty much, yeah. I swear they're dating by now!!

goth bird: Oh?? Is this true, Denki?? ~ Tokoyami

3:17 am

goth bird: Denki, are you still awake?? Perhaps, Jiro, can you confirm of you and Denki's relationship?? ~ Tokoyami

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Denki Kaminari!!

Kyoka Jiro: hey

Denki Kaminari: hmm??

Kyoka Jiro: about what Toru said, I'm sorry, she keeps saying we should date and stuff, and it's getting quite annoying tbh

Denki Kaminari: its fine!! shes just messing around, i know its not true!! :D

Kyoka Jiro: good, good :))

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

emo girl: hey sorry, phone died briefly!! nah, Toru's just making things up again ;-;

goth bird: Ah, pardon my intrusion as well, it was out of line to ask of that anyways. ~ Tokoyami

emo girl: is allllll good!!

Can't ya see: yeaaaah but its obvs you like each other...

goth bird: I feel like I shouldn't talk right now... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: nah, it's fine, Kuro... Toru's always making stuff up, don't worry :)

goth bird: Speaking of, where is Toru?? ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: muted her for an hour for spreading rumours >:)

emo girl: fair enough lmao

Whom??: I am here to inform you that Hagakure wants to be able to speak, and it incredibly sorry for what she said... And I am also really, really tired.

Electric Pazas: s***, hey Oji... uhh sorry that she woke you up cuz of me-

goth bird: Mashirao, I hope you may re-enter your slumber as soon as possible!! ~ Tokoyami

Whom??: It's not your fault, Kami, don't worry. She's still apologising though aha

Whom??: Thank you, Fumikage. But I'm unsure if I will be able to sleep easy now ;-;

Can't ya see: IM SO SORRY KYOKA BAE AND KAMINARI IM SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSORRY!!

emo girl: its fine, bae

Can't ya see: oh im unmuted!! :D

Can't ya see: thank you, real bae~

Whom??: It's fine, Toru :)

emo girl: so, why did you ask us all if we sleep much?? @Electric Pazas

Electric Pazas: ah, yes!! okay so, the sleepless homies role is for those who rarely sleep or have nothing to do when they cant sleep, so i can get everyone on to talk!! and i wanted to help with anything to do with bad sleeping patterns/problems :D

goth bird: That is incredibly kind of you, Kaminari... ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: yeah... thank you jammingwhey!!

Electric Pazas: its okay everyone!! imma call it... "Denki Kaminari's Midnight Escapade!!"  or something... does that sound good??

goth bird: No. ~ Tokoyami & Kuroiro

Can't ya see: nope

emo girl: it's awful

Whom??: That isn't a very good name, no...

Electric Pazas: wellll, its a work in progress!! so... would anyone like to talk to Dr. Pikachu about why they cant sleep??

Can't ya see: actually, id like too... if thats okay??

Electric Pazas: of course!! take your time :>

3:42 am

emo girl: you've been typing a little while, bae, you okay??

Whom??: I'm currently with her in the common room, she's fine, do not fret!!

emo girl: ahh, good!!

Private DM's of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki Kaminari: sero

Denki Kaminari: sero

Denki Kaminari:  sero

Denki Kaminari: SERO

Denki Kaminari: HANTA SERO

Denki Kaminari: HANTA "CELLAPHANE" SERO

Denki Kaminari:  @Sero Hanta

Sero Hanta: whAAAAT!?

Denki Kaminari: youre close too Jiro, right??

Sero Hanta: yeh, our mums are close friends, so i've known her a while longer than most here... is that why you woke me up?? >:(

Denki Kaminari: nonono, its just like, you know i like her, and you also talk to Hagakure a lot, so i wondered if you spilled it??

Sero Hanta: nah, wouldn't do that to you, babe. Toru is a rlly good observer tho. Maybe it's just obvious to her?? I dunno, but man, you really need to ask Kyoka out!! You always talk about her, you blush sometimes when she makes fun of you, she's never talking about you, you both have great banter... I could go on, but I won't... but I could ;) - Edited

Denki Kaminari: wait she always talks about me??

Sero Hanta: PAHAHAHA I dunno what you mean, anyways I need sleep. G'night, Outlet!!

Denki Kaminari: you whore you edited your mesSAGEE FHFASIVLNS!!

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Can't ya see: okay so, ive been invisible since birth, which means light travels through my body, making it unable to be seen by anyone, including myself... which also makes my eyelids invisible to me as well. and that is incredibly hard to sleep with, even if its pitch black, or i have something over my eyes/face (which i dont like anyways, it makes me feel claustrophobic and just- hh!! its hard. im sorry if this is just silly, but ive never talked to anyone about this before, putting it in the group chat is kinda scary- but Mashirao said it would be good for trust, so um- yeah!! i love you all, class 1-A!!

goth bird: I am so, so sorry, Hagakure... I hope you can work through this somehow. ~ Kuroiro

emo girl: that's awful, bae. I'm always here for you, oki??

Electric Pazas: can always PM me Kure, okay?? :D

Electric Pazas: but thank you for telling us!! did it feel good to share??

goth bird: Just as Kuroiro said, I hope you can get through this eventually, and until then, I am here to help!! ~ Tokoyami

Whom??: We're all here for you, Toru. I promise <3

Electric Pazas: awWWWEE!!

Can't ya see: thank you- thank you all so much!! i love you all @thesleeplesshomies + my loving boyfriend @Whom?? idc what you say, the class shall know!!

emo girl: we all kinda knew,,, but congrats!! I am over the moon for you both!!

Electric Pazas: does that mean less tail for me??

Whom??: I'm afraid so, though I suppose you always have class that you can... touch it??

Electric Pazas: this is bullying ;-;

emo girl: kaminari's face rn:

Electric Pazas: i-

goth bird: Don't hide from your true self, Pikachu... or should I say, Pichu. ~ Tokoyami

Electric Pazas: Fumi bro, i- dfsybgfmandf

Can't ya see: i didn't know Tokoyami was a pokemon kid

Whom??: You learn a lot about people at the most ridiculous of times.

emo girl: well thats cool

Whom??: Not to be a buzzkill, but we all really should try to get some sleep... perhaps we could all hang out in the common room, quietly, until we feel more tired??

emo girl: thats actually a nice idea, Ojiro, omw!!

goth bird: As are we, Kuroiro hopes to not be an intrusion. ~ Tokoyami

Can't ya see: im coming back Mashi~

Electric Pazas: look behind you, Jiro!! hehe

emo girl: you're so dumb smh

Feb 11th, 7:00 am

father: Rise and shine, 1-A!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Good morning, father.

father: Even you, Todoroki?? No capital letter??

can’t stop simping: ✨Bonjour~✨

Mother: Reading up in the chat, I hope you all eventually got some sleep!! And Toru, hun, I am here to talk if you need as well :)

Octonauts: She knows faces :o

Type 3: Um, guys?? Come to the common room...

father: @Electric Pazas @emo girl @goth bird @Can't ya see @Whom?? UPSTAIRS, MY ROOM, NOW!! AND SOMEONE HELP KUROIRO GET BACK TO HIS DORM!!

precious bean 2: uh oh, Fumi's in troubleee!!

goth bird: Revelry in the dark!! ~ Kuroiro

Chapter Text

Feb 12th, 9:23 am

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Momo Yaoyorozu!!

Kyoka Jiro: heya YaoMomo, got a sec??

Momo Yaoyorozu: We are in class, Kyoka dear. Is this important??

Kyoka Jiro: i mean, kinda. too me it is. a bit. i think... IDK!!

Momo Yaoyorozu: Hey hey, calm down a second. Eraser Sensei can not see my phone from here.

Kyoka Jiro: okok, gimme a sec too type it all oUT-

Momo Yaoyorozu: Take your time :)

Private DM's of Denki Kaminari and Hanta Sero!!

Denki Kaminari: babe

Denki Kaminari: you alive

Denki Kaminari: i can see you bb

Hanta Sero: heyo babe, whats up??

Denki Kaminari: yo!! okay, so you said that Jiro always talks aboot me, correct??

Hanta Sero: correctamundo, your point being??

Denki Kaminari: okay broski, so like, valentines day is in like 3 days!!

Hanta Sero: 2*

Denki Kaminari: oh shit yeah, well. okay. so. like. should i ask her??

Hanta Sero: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude go for it. please. itll get Toru off my case. she keeps telling me to get you and Kyoka together so you and Toru and Ojiro can go on double dates... its annoying

Denki Kaminari: oh bro im sorry shes pesteribg you. ill ask her out!! i think. UGH. ill figure it out. oh also, have you done the homework for Mic??

Hanta Sero: go for ittt!! also uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what homewOrk??

Denki Kaminari: you tell me

Hanta Sero: oh shut up... i hate when you do this too me!!

Denki Kaminari: remember Iidas big ass presentation on rocks?? that was cuz i said we had homework for battle scenarios for heroes

Hanta Sero: stop. i am so close to laughing. get on with your work ffs-

Denki Kaminari: ;D

Private DM's of Kyoka Jiro and Momo Yaoyorozu!!

Kyoka Jiro: so for the longest time ive been crushing on stupid pikachu, and i just want to tell him but i dont know how to?? its kinda eating me up inside cuz i SWEAR i see him blush when i talk to him, so i feel like he likes me too, yeah?? but then he also ignores my messages for hours even though we're talking in the GC. its so. frustrating!! idk what to do. idk why im telling you all of this. sorry ;-;

Momo Yaoyorozu: Oh my gosh, yes!! I knew it!!

Kyoka Jiro: scuse me??

Momo Yaoyorozu: I do apologise, I just felt this was coming. Also, do not apologise for telling me this, I am so glad you can trust me with this not-so-much-of-a-secret!!

Kyoka Jiro: wh... whaddya mean "not-so-much-of-a-secret"??

Momo Yaoyorozu: Oh, well, the whole class see's it. Except you and Kaminari!!

Kyoka Jiro: oh for... ofc they do. bloody Hanta told everyone i bet you UGHGJHDBKU

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Type 3: yo does... anyone get what Erasure Sensei is on about??

Several people are typing...

Type 3: oh christ hello class-

phroggit pheet phrank: i have no idea what all of this means. also hello!!

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Hello, Sato, Tsuyu!! The class is currently about Hero Ethics!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: This shits so BORING!! OI, NERD!! WHEN'S THE NEXT LESSON WITH ALL MIGHT??

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Oh, Kacchan!! I believe we have All Might next on the 14th, so 2 days from now!!

father: You must all put your phones down at once!!

tape is'nt cool: got any plans for the 14th, @Electric Pazas ??

Type 3: ahh, thanks big boy deku deku boy

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: I still have no idea what that is in reference too ;-;

Electric Pazas: f*** off Sero. like genuinely f*** off

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: Tch, whatever Nerd.

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: :D

tape is'nt cool: bro bro. im just askin. no need for the hostility!!

can’t stop simping: ✨I for one shall be having the best date ever on Valentine's Day!! Can anyone guess who wiiith??✨

phroggit pheet phrank: yourself??

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Electric Pazas: i actually hate you Sero. gonna throwdown l8r. watch out

Octonauts: May I film it??

can't stop simping: ✨Oh, Mademoiselle!! You wound me!!✨

father: Seriously, I am so close to reporting you all too Aizawa Sensei.

tape is'nt cool: just. dont fight near Koda, pls?? he doesnt need to see that :(

precious bean: (◕ᗜ◕)

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: He always knows when we're talking about him, huh.

father: I'm turning my phone off, you all should do so too.

Electric Pazas: okay okay, no fighting no fighting...

Type 3: Sooo... what should we talk about??

Mother: I'd suggest doing your work, but this is quite confusing, even for me.

tape is'nt cool: wow, even for you??

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: It is indeed some tough stuff...

Mother: No, wait- Sero I didn't-

tape is'nt cool: shush shush im jus jokin. i get what you mean though, its so hard to answer all this

Electric Pazas: im gonna google the answers

emo girl: you cant just google the answer to "In a hostage situation, what would you do and why. Marks given for why."

tape is'nt cool: heya Kyoka, got any plans on the 14th??

Type 3: Why do you keep asking people that, Sero??

emo girl: im blocking u soy sauce face

Mother: Do what father says, you should probably all turn your phones off. I am now, so see you all at lunch :D

phroggit pheet phrank: but my phone is so useful to me mother

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: You know, she's starting saying "Phribbit" whilst talking, too.

Electric Pazas: google was no help, buuut i thought id add Mineta finally since. well he asked me ages ago

Octonauts: Ohh I wouldn't, I think he makes Kota uncomfortable...

precious bean: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Octonauts: Case in point.

can't stop simping: ✨He is rather grotesque✨

Electric Pazas started a call!!

emo girl: you f***ing idiot

tape is'nt cool: W H Y

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Kaminari, you are not coming to my birthday party.

Electric Pazas: im so sorry evefbakungnkushvUNGkgfkYGNVKh

Feb 12th, 12:07pm

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Well, now that Kaminari, Sero, Jiro, Kota, Aoyama, Shoji, Asui, Sato and I have TWO hours detention, would anyone like to sit with me at lunch in a minute??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Was this because of Kaminari calling the group chat during class, Izuku??

Electric Pazas: in MY defence, the call button and adding peoples buttons are very close to each other, so..

emo girl: BUT WHY EVEN THINK OF ADDING MINETA THATS. NO

can't ya see: i have to agree with bae here, Mineta sucks. big tiiime

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Yes, Shoto. Since our phones went off, we have detention ;-;

father: Both Yaoyorozu and I had warned you to turn your phones off.

Mother: But as per, you all did not listen to your loving parents.

emo girl: you sure you 2 arent a thing??

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: I shall join you, Izuku. @dekusquad roll out.

Octonauts: Wow, he's learnt how to ping roles. Good for you, Shoto.

father: I can assure you, I have no interest in Yaoyorozu. No offence, just not my type.

Type 3: Is 3 your type?? ;)

Mother: None taken at all, Iida!! I can also safely say that I have no interest in Iida. :)

emo girl: hm sure

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Okay, Shoto!! I'll find us a table!!

Kirby: i was summoned

phroggit pheet phrank: i shall find you, Midoriya <3

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Kirby: what was that heart for Tsu

father: I shall also accompany you, Izuku.

Kirby: Tsu

Kirby: Tsu

Kirby: TSU

Kirby: TSUYU ASUI

emo girl: woah woah woah, Ochako. too far

Kirby: sorry tsu :(

phroggit pheet phrank: its okiii

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Found us a table, guys!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: Can't wait to see you, Tsu <3

Kirby: OKAY WAHATSUAGFABKU

Kirby: heyyy its Toru, took her phone before she starts foaming at the mouth!!

Electric Pazas: i am so confused

tape is'nt cool: you always are

Electric Pazas: right thats f***ing it mate, get ready for a pummelling

father: DO NOT FIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA

Mother: Oh dear- Shoji, are you able to come stop this fight??

Octonauts: Sure. I'm just baffled by what Rikido said to Tenya. Like, no one commented on it-

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: WHY ARE MY SQUAD DOING A CIVIL WAR??

Kirby: read up. wait, still Toru, lemme use my phone

can't ya see: i return on my account!! also, where the funk is Kirishima, Bakugo??

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: His phone is dead, he told me to tell you all that he "Misses you all so much, and if he had the energy, he'd speak to you all in person."

emo girl: how lovely of him. you two spending v day together??

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥: @like glue... but spícy , civil war time :)

Octonauts: That... face was scary.

precious bean: (O∆O)

father: And now there is a full blown fight... I am not mad, just disappointed.

like glue... but spícy: SOMEONE RECORD THIS AAAAHAHAHAHAAA I LOVE IT!!

goth bird: My, my... I have missed a lot today...

Feb 12th, 7:09pm

Private DM's of Shihai Kuroiro and Fumikage Tokoyami!!

Shihai Kuroiro: Greetings, fellow Brother of the Darkness...

Fumikage Tokoyami: Hello there, Wanderer of the Abyss... and why now do I have the pleasure in communing with yourself??

Shihai Kuroiro: Well, my dear friend, your Tetsutetsu accidentally let slip to our Tetsutetsu that you all have a class group chat... and now, at 7:12pm, February 12th... None other than our Phantom Theif, Neito Monoma, has decided to use his Quirk on your phones. To make a group chat. My humour is something else, I know...

Fumikage Tokoyami: I am "Rolling on the floor laughing" right now, metaphorically speaking, of course... Why did you wish to inform me on this group chat that Monoma is creating??

Shihai Kuroiro: Well... this is tricky to talk about to anyone, but I believe you may be able to help me... you see, Ms Komori will be in the chat, and well... I have never texted her before. I am too much a coward to ask of her phone number. What should I do??

Fumikage Tokoyami: You must come along to Class 1-A's dorm this instant!! I shall introduce you to our relationship expert, Mina Ashido, or "Pinky" as she calls herself. No one calls her that, though...

Shihai Kuroiro: Very well... Expect me in about 15, I should get properly dressed... and I must avoid Monoma. He's given me one strike already for when I stayed over last time...

Feb 12th, 7:23pm

Class 1-A Group Chat!!

goth bird: If a knock is heard soon, please let the person in. It should be Shihai Kuroiro of Class 1-B... also, do not tell Monoma of his appearance here. Thank you.

Kirby: did Tokoyami just say thank you??

Octonauts: That he did.

Whom??: Man, and you think you know someone. You learn about the craziest stuff when you're not about.

Octonauts: And where have you been??

Whom??: Oh, uh... was sick today. Sorry I didn't message. I'm okay right now, though. Do not worry :)

Octonauts: Get well soon, Mashirao :)

Kirby: i shall bring IBUPROFEN

Private DM's of Ochako Uraraka and Katsuki Bakugo!!

Ochako Uraraka: hey shortfuse... its happening again. can i come to your room??

Katsuki Bakugo: Of course, the door is open. Eijirou is here, do you mind??

Ochako Uraraka: of course not. thank you so much for this. ill try to not let it happen again.

Katsuki Bakugo: It's alright, you can't control it :)

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Class 1-A Group Chat!!

12:13pm

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: @dekusquad

father: Hello, Izuku.

phroggit pheet phrank: dekuuu

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

Kirby: hiyaa :)

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: My Lord...

Whom??: Oh wow, you have that squad, huh...

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: hiya!! SO, I was thinkinggg of having lunch together again?? :D

Electric Pazas: and where is MY invitre!?

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Invite.*

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY: OH SHOOT I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DEKUSQUAD GROUP-

Electric Pazas: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CHAT!?

tape is'nt cool: bro so do we lol @BAKUSQUAD

Whom??: And the Bakusquad, forgot about that-

Kirby: I'd love to have lunch together, Deku~!!

Electric Pazas: thats odd. why aint no one on here @BAKUSQUAD

father: I wouldn't keep notifying Bakugo, Kaminari. He won't hold back. And, as for lunch, I would love to join you all.

Type 3: hey uh, mind if i join you for lunch??

emo girl: ffs whos pinging me

emo girl: f*** off kami i stg

tape is'nt cool: kami?? 👀

like glue... but spícy: ayo the mandem crew chinchillas and that lot my slime

like glue... but spícy has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

precious bean: ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

father: Okay, who did this, then??

emo girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry: Yes, you may join us, Rikidou.

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI: I WAS PINGED!? OH, AND MINA IS MAD!! SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHICH ADMIN DID THIS!!

father: Ah, I see... @Admin

tape is'nt cool: oh it aint me, she'd kill me!!

Mother: I have just been reading the above statements... I have not muted poor Mina.

Type 3: ah, thanks Shoto!!

Type 3: also it was probably just Denki lmao

goth bird: You may rule me out of your silly squabbling.

emo girl: pffft "squabbling"

Mother has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

emo girl: okayyy WHAT!?

Can't ya see: woahhwoah what is going on here??

Can't ya see: oh wow. okay-

Can't ya see has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

BIG BOY DEKU DEKU BOY has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Octonauts: f*** the what??

precious bean: Scared :(

Kirby: aWH-

precious bean has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Kirby has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: Denki Kaminari, stop with this tomfoolery!!

Electric Pazas: IT AINT BE I SWAERE IM TRYRUIGN TOMOTOMOTSTOP ITTTTTE23!!?!???!?!?

emo girl: you good??

tape is'nt cool: haha moto moto likes you

tape is'nt cool has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 is typing...

💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

emo girl: help like whgatey

Type 3: oh wowww he couldnt even send his angry message rip

Octonauts: big L my fellas

Octonauts: i am genuinely confused though like. is Denki meme-ing again??

emo girl: i cant handle this its actually scary i

emo girl has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: I will be having a word with you later, Kaminari...

Electric Pazas: wHAT WAIT IIDA WAIT A SEC PAL, MY MAN, BEST MATE, ABSOLUTE STALLION YOU-

phroggit pheet phrank: it might just be when some of us speak or something??

phroggit pheet phrank: phribbit

phroggit pheet phrank has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

father: I see. We must all find out who has implemented thsi feature!!

father has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Electric Pazas has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

precious bean 2 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Type 3: rip 1-A Group Chat, you was fun while you lasted!!

Octonauts: y'know we can just. go to each others dorms??

Type 3: ...no

goth bird: This may be the work of an enemy Stand User...

Type 3: more edgy talk??

Octonauts: NAH NAH THAT AINT EDGYYY THATS JJBA!? YOOOO TOKOYAMI, YOU ENJOY IT TOO??

Whom??: I- But?? I give up with you people now, honestly-

Type 3 has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Whom??: uhhh WHAT!?

Whom??: Why I- Why!?

 Whom?? has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Hot N Cold, Katy Perry has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

goth bird has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Octonauts: im actually shaking and cryinf rnrn

Octonauts has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

KIRIKIRI KIRIKIRI has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

can’t stop simping: ✨ Well well welllll, what have I missed?? ✨

can’t stop simping: ✨ OH WOW- ✨

can’t stop simping has been muted for 69,420 hours!!

Manga Fukidashi, Neito Monoma, Sen Kaibara, Yui Kodai and 16 others have joined Class 1-A Group Chat!!

Neito Monoma: Ahem, a very big thank you, Manga.

Manga Fukidashi: just gimme that limited edition Carnage comic PLEASE

Itsuka Kendo: Oh you did NOT-

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh my, oh my... This will no doubt be interesting...!!

Neito Monoma: Kosei has it for you, Manga. As for this "Class 1-A Group Chat"... well, I am the Phantom Thief, after all...

Neito Monoma has changed the chat name too "Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!"

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Manga Fukidashi, Neito Monoma, Sen Kaibara, Yui Kodai and 16 others have joined Class 1-A Group Chat!!

12:21pm

Neito Monoma: Ahem, a very big thank you, Manga.

Manga Fukidashi: just gimme that limited edition Carnage comic PLEASE

Itsuka Kendo: Oh you did NOT-

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh my, oh my... This will no doubt be interesting...!!

Neito Monoma: Kosei has it for you, Manga. As for this "Class 1-A Group Chat"... well, I am the Phantom Thief, after all...

Neito Monoma has changed the chat name too "Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!"

Hiryu Rin: Monoma... Why?

Setsuna Tokage: heeeelloooo gamers, what have i been brought into..

Setsuna Tokage: OHH ARE WE STEALING THEIR CHAT??

Yui Kodai: It seems that way.

Itsuka Kendo: Neito Monoma, when I get my hands on you...

Jurota Shishida: Do not fret, Kendo. I already have him in my grasp.

Neito Monoma: GUYS HELP PLSSS HE HASKGHGBABAAIBEBS

Setsuna Tokage: sorry what was that little man?

Yui Kodai: I can't hear you from down there.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: OHHH THAT WAS FUNNY, BRODAI!

Reiko Yanagi:...You don't have to type in capital letters, you know, Tetsutetsu...

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Sen Kaibara: I was wondering when we'll get our group chat... Like, why did no one think of this before??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REIBRO??

Kosei Tsuburaba: honestly im surprised as well, Kaibara :o

Reiko Yanaga: You are typing LIKE THIS, when really, you do not need too...

Sen Kaibara: Hey, I've told you, you can call me Sen. I don't like all the formailities, you know??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: I AM SO CONFUSED!!

Setsuna Tokage: you always are m8

Manga Fukidashi: m8

Hiryu Rin: m8

Juzo Honenuki: m8

Pony Tsunotori: Hello y'all!! Why is Monoma tied up in the common room??

Kosei Tsuburaba: firstly, thank you, Sen... ill try to remember that. but secondly... WHAT??

Reiko Yanagi: Is that allowed...?

Yui Kodai: It does solve half of our problems.

Manga Fukidashi: real

Manga Fukidashi: OH, Koseiiii, my friiiiiend, my amazing, close friend that isnt above Yosetsu or else he will fuse me to the floor, BUT my friend nonetheless... Neito said that you had that gift for me?

Yosetsu Awase: its true, no ones more bro to Manga than me, the original bro. even Tetsu gets it

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: IT IS UNFORTUNATELY TRUE, THE BOND BETWEEN YOU TWO IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING IVE SEEN BEFORE. STRONGER THAN YOU QUIRK, STRONGER THAN KOJIBROS QUIRK!!

Kojiro Bondo: 👍 👍

Kosei Tsuburaba: ahh right, the comic. yeah ill pass it over your way in a bit, Dashi. better yet if you come pick it up, its out of my hands if you crease it or something

Manga Fukidashi: GOOD IDEA!! id die if i did that... no one, NO ONE, ruins my comic collection. ALRIGHT??

Jurota Shishida: Apologies. Monoma attempted to run toward our sister class' dorm building, and well, I do not wish for him to come back beaten by a rock, pulverised by a lazer or attacked by animals. Speaking of our other class, I was informed recently that there may be a... Joint Training with them. Just be warned.

Yui Kodai: That makes a bit more sense. Still, I feel uneasy knowing that he is tied up.

Setsuna Tokage: somebody say tied up?? THATS HOT!!

Ibara Shiozaki: Silence!! Do not speak of such heinous acts!! You shall release him immediately!!

Juzo Honenuki: dont worry about it, Zaki. its for his own good

Hiryu Rin: You never pass up an oppotunity to make those sort of jokes, do you, Setsuna??

Setsuna Tokage: why would i not?? i know you love them, lover boy!!

Hiryu Rin: Never call me that again.

Kojiro Bondo: Awww, Rin is blushing, Tokage :)

Hiryu Rin: Hey!! I am not!!

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: DO NOT FEEL LESS A MAN, HIBRO. YOUR EMOTIONS ARE THE MOST MANLY THING!!

Setsuna Tokage: HAH I KNEW IT, CMERE RINNY

Yosetsu Awase: yo Tetsu is spitting fire, emotions are awesome guys

Shihai Kuroiro:...Close them off... Never let anyone take advantage of them... Knowing your enemy is much more thrilling and entertaining than knowing your friend...

Juzo Honenuki: oh there you are, Shi. was worried you would never talk here

Shihai Kuroiro:...I pick my moment... I see the weakness in the flow of conversation... And I strike with no one expecting a thing...

Kinoko Komori: hellooo everyone!! sorry i didnt see this earlier, Kamakiri helped me make some food just now and... well we saw Monoma, Shishida and Kendo playing a weird game!! i think Monoma lost

Togaru Kamakiri: Oi, I was not having any issues, alright?? The packaging on my food just had the wrong instructions.

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Pony Tsunotori: Kinoko!! That is quite alright, I am confused at what they are doing as well!!

Kinoko Komori: heyhey Pony, good seeing you earlier too!! how is everyone?? :D

Sen Kaibara: Doing fine over here, just bored, you know?? Was hoping to ask everyone if we wanted to think of some group activities?? I think it could be fun :)

Several people typing...

Sen Kaibara: Uh oh..

Hiryu Rin: I could teach you all some martial arts, I have been wanting to offer this for a while actually!!

Ibara Shiozaki: I wish to perform a dance that has been taught for generations in my family. And as I consider you all my family now, I would love to teach you it.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: KINDA LIKE A HAKA?? THAT IS THE UTMOST RESPECT YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE, I LEARNT IT ONCE!! ALSO, WHY NOT AN EATING CONTEST??

Pony Tsunotori: I have so many American movies to show you all!!

Reiko Yanagi: What about horror films??

Juzo Honenuki: ooo id love to watch some horror movies together!!

Juzo Honenuki: HAH jinx, buy me a coke ;p

Reiko Yanagi:...Fine.

Kosei Tsuburaba: a game night would be HELLA fun, i know Kojiro is a DM!!

Manga Fukidashi: WHAT?? KOJIRO IS THAT TRUE!!?? WHAAAAAAT

Kosei Tsuburaba: calm down, man. i know youve got like, a million character ideas but hold your horses

Sen Kaibara: Oh wow, all these sound great to me!! I'd love a game night :)

Kojiro Bondo: Oh, well yes... I am a DM, but I haven't done a campaign in a long while. The other kids were scared of me, so...

Togaru Kamakiri: Tch. I will slaughter anyone who hurts you, my Kojiro. Though a game night hosted by Kojiro?? It would be the best fucking game night, so you better appreciate it. YOU GOT THAT??

Manga Fukidashi: sir, yes sir!! ( ⁰д⁰)

Pony Tsunotori: Yes, sorry Kamakiri, I will appreciate it!!

Kojiro Bondo: While I appreciate that, my Togaru... Please don't scare everyone again!! I will do my best to be a great host...

Togaru Kamakiri: Hm.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: CMON BROGARU, DONT BE A SOUR PANTS!!

Yui Kodai: A sour pants...??

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: YEAH, HE KEEPS SCARING BRONY, I CANT HAVE THAT!!

Manga Fukidashi: BRONY HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHH

Yosetsu Awase: OH MY GOD TETSU IM DYINGG

Kosei Tsuburaba: HOLY PFFT

Setsuna Tokage: all my body parts have gone limp

Hiryu Rin: I must say, I am laughing more than I thought I would be today. Thank you for that, Tetsutetsu.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: WHAT DID I DO?? BROKAGE ARE YOU OKAY?? I WAS JUST WORRIED FOR BRONY!!

Juzo Honenuki: Tetsu please

Juzo Honenuki: im tryna talk to someone rn

Juzo Honenuki: hes asking me why im laughing so much

Reiko Yanagi: You really are a silly man, Tetsutetsu.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Do tell, is this "he" a special someone, Juzo...??

Juzo Honenuki: nah, nah just Shoto from 1A... i mighta misjudged him, you know?? hes chill. pun intended.

Juzo Honenuki: besides, you know my heart is saved for you, Shi <3

Shihai Kuroiro: Quiet you... Go bother someone else...

Bakusquad's Epic Chatroom!!

pikachu: you think they know we can all read the chat still??

into the Seroverse: no clue, its funny as hell to watch tho

pikachu: i want to take control of our chat back but this is so funyn to read

pinky pie: oh do not FRET my friends, your Alien Queen is saving all of these messages... i might tell the Dekusquad to check this chat again, i think theyre all out eating tho

into the Seroverse: ill swing by if you want, im already in the cafeteria

pinky pie: i wanna come with you >~<

pikachu: 👀

I AM THE ROCK AND THE HARD PLACE!!: I WONDER IF KUROIRO AND HONENUKI ARE TOGETHER :O

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Hiryu Rin:...I hate to ask, but... Are you two, like, together??

Kinoko Komori: dont be silly Rin, theyre just joking around!! Yui and I do it all the time!! it annoys Setsuna that she cant join in anymore >:D

Jurota Shishida: I actually have been wondering the same thing, Hiryu. We are accepting people, Juzo, Shihai. You must know that by now, you can trust us.

Reiko Yanagi:...

Juzo Honenuki: OH WOOPS. no, no we are just good pals. ive actually known Shi for a while!! when i spotted him in class, oh my, i was SO happy he got in!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yeah, he just likes to make fun of me...

Kosei Tsuburaba: fair enough, thats kinda cool actually!! though. why the teasing, Juzo??

Shihai Kuroiro:...

Juzo Honenuki: Shi once confessed he loved me, years ago when we were younger haha. he meant as a friend, a bestie, but he got on one knee and gave me some chocolate... it was so funny

Setsuna Tokage: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Kojiro Bondo: That is so sweet, Kuroiro. I knew you had a softer side in you!!

Togaru Kamakiri: And I thought you were edgy... S'pose I'm still on top.

Hiryu Rin: I feel like an idiot asking that now. Sorry. But that is a sweet thing to do.

Shihai Kuroiro: Can we move away from that now...?? I feel sick...

Kinoko Komori: AWWWWEEE that is so cute, ShiShi!! Honenuki is so lucky to have a friend like youuuu!!

Kinoko Komori: oh!! im sorry, are you okay??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Cute...??

Shihai Kuroiro has gone offline!!

Pony Tsunotori: Oh no!! Did we hurt his feelings??

Juzo Honenuki: nah, dont worry about it guys. hes just shy as usual, hes come to find me now anyways. dont tell him i said this, but... i know hes smiling a lot. peace for now :p

Juzo Honenuki: oh Yanagi you owe me that soda still :)

Reiko Yanagi: Ugh. Thought you would let it go. I'll send it your way soon.

Kinoko Komori: oh phew... i was so scared i upset him!! tell ShiShi that ill make some mushroom soup later!! thats for all of us, by the way. i just might need an extra hand or two to make enough :D

Setsuna Tokage: ive got some spare hands ;)

Hiryu Rin: You are so unfunny.

Nirengeki Shoda: Did somebody mention cooking?? I would love to help, Komori. If you would allow me too :)

Sen Kaibara: Hey Niren, where've you been??

Yosetsu Awase: heyyy small Father

Nirengeki Shoda: Haha, small Father?? I suppose that nickname won't be going anywhere anytime soon :)

Nirengeki Shoda: And sorry for being so late to whatever this is!! I had a meeting with Mic Sensei.

Jurota Shishida: Is everything alright, Shoda??

Kojiro Bondo: Did you tell him about Monoma being tied up??

Nirengeki Shoda: I appreciate the concern, Shishida!! But it was just a... One on one thing. He is offering me help with projecting my voice!! So I can be a bit more assertive.

Jurota Shishida: Very well, I am pleased you are working on that!! You will get there in no time, my friend.

Nirengeki Shoda: Sorry, what?? Why is Monoma tied up??

Reiko Yanagi: Long story, honestly. But I did just untie him while I was getting Honenuki his drink.

Jurota Shishida: Oh no.

Neito Monoma: You can't keep me from shining, bitches!!

Yui Kodai: I'm sure we could find a way. Itsuka, where are you when we need you??

Kosei Tsuburaba: i spose i could trap him in an air box??

Yosetsu Awase: or i could permanently stick him down somewhere...

Neito Monoma: That is unnecessary!! For I, the Phantom Thief of Hearts, will never be held down for long!!

Hiryu Rin:...of Hearts?? You're starting to sound more and more like Kuroiro.

Kinoko Komori: i think it sounds cute!!

Manga Fukidashi: LIKE PERSONAFAIYHIJKSAGDFDYA

Manga Fukidashi: hhHEELPPPMEEE33IYFAIYAAIBYDB YOSETSUUSUIYAABG

Ibara Shiozaki: Oh dear, did something possess Fukidashi??

Sen Kaibara: I think Awase took his phone. He was about to mention cringe.

Ibara Shiozaki: I see. Very well. I will continue with my lecture, good day.

Neito Monoma: Thank you, Kinoko. You're cute too~

Kinoko Komori: i meant the name -_-

Neito Monoma: You wound me~!!

Private DMs of Shihai Kuroiro and Fumikage Tokoyami!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...I think she likes Monoma... I don't want to see them together... Please, can you offer any advice??

Fumikage Tokoyami: My brother in Darkness, I am the worst person to ask of this... But I must say, have you actually seen those two when they are together??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yes... Why??

Fumikage Tokoyami: Hmhm... Shihai Kuroiro, can read everyone like a book, except the woman you love so dearly... Let's just say that Monoma flirts with everyone, even... Mineta once...

Shihai Kuroiro: So...??

Fumikage Tokoyami: You didn't let me finish... Despite that, he very clearly has interest in someone else and I know it to be true. For Komori, well, she very much has some things she wishes to tell you. But that is all I can disclose.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Really...??

Shihai Kuroiro:...How do you know this...??

Fumikage Tokoyami: Mina Ashido, remember I introduced you to her earlier?? She went digging for you... But I really can not say much more. Apart from the fact that Dark Shadow is pestering me to say hello from him.

Shihai Kuroiro:...Then I suppose I owe a thank you for Ashido... And... Hello, Dark Shadow... :)

Fumikage Tokoyami: Ah. One more thing... We can all still see the messages being sent to our, now your, class chat...

Shihai Kuroiro: Oh... Keheheh... Revelry in the Dark...

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Itsuka Kendo: I am so sorry, Kinoko.

Kinoko Komori: hehe dont be sorry, class Mom!! i know when Monoma is joking around :D

Neito Monoma: It's true, I'd never do anything to actually make someone uncomfy. That's something that weird kid in 1A would do... What's it, Kaminari or something??

Manga Fukidashi: PIKACHU!! hes my bro, fo real. Setsu, him and i hang out sometimes!!

Yosetsu Awase: yurrr its true, hes a funky little man. trust us, Monoma, he aint a weirdo!!

Neito Monoma: I'll believe it once I see it.

Itsuka Kendo: You're unbelievable, you know that, right??

Neito Monoma: I am just that incredible and astonishing, yes!!

Togaru Kamakiri: Incredibly annoying. Man, I understand competitiveness, but you are crazy about beating the other class.

Pony Tsunotori: Scary Kiri is right!! You do take it very seriously...

Kosei Tsuburaba: for real, did they like, do something to you??

Reiko Yanagi: I wouldn't be surprised if he's just insecure about something...

Setsuna Tokage: OH i know what youre on about!!

Setsuna Tokage has been muted for 1 hour!!

Manga Fukidashi: press F to pay respects...

Yui Kodai: F

Yosetsu Awase: f

Sen Kaibara: F

Kojiro Bondo: F :(

Pony Tsunotori: f :'(

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: EFF!!

Juzo Honenuki: lol f

Reiko Yanagi: f

Kosei Tsuburaba: get fricked, f

Togaru Kamakiri: get fucked, f

Kinoko Komori: f...ungus

Shihai Kuroiro:...f...

Sen Kaibara: Hello again, Kuroiro. You alright there??

Shihai Kuroiro:...Yes. I am fine...

Pony Tsunotori: That doesn't look like you are fine to me!! Tell us your troubles!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...No thank you... But... I appreciate it... Tsunotori...

Pony Tsunotori: You can call me Pony!! :D

Hiryu Rin: Right Monoma, unmute Setsuna now. She is crying.

Nirengeki Shoda: Monoma, did you make Tokage cry??

Neito Monoma: Wait, what?? That isn't my fault if she's sensitive!! It was just a joke.

Setsuna Tokage has been unmuted!!

Setsuna Tokage: HAH, thank Rinny, thanks small Father!!

Nirengeki Shoda: Anytime. Play nice now... Please?? I need to study. If you desperately need me, I'll leave pings on. Just please only if I am really needed?? Stay well class :)

Nirengeki Shoda has gone offline!!

Juzo Honenuki: he is actually so nice

Sen Kaibara: Honestly yeah, he puts up with our nonsense way too much. Don't forget our class Mother, Kendo.

Yui Kodai: They both go out of their ways to be the best role models. Shoda is so inspiring...

Juzo Honenuki: 👀

Kosei Tsuburaba: 👀

Manga Fukidashi: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Kojiro Bondo: 👀

Yosetsu Awase: 👀

Yosetsu Awase: MANGA PAHAHAHAHAAAKFBKGKDGSAN WHAT IS THAT F A C E IM CREASED-

Yui Kodai: What is that for!!?? I didn't say anything weird!!

Reiko Yanagi: It wasn't weird... But it was intriguing.

Ibara Shiozaki: I sense love in the air!! Oh, how devine!! Love is the purest of emotion, I just adore when two individuals share their love with each other!!

Yui Kodai: What!!??

Itsuka Kendo: No love here, no one here is hiding anything!!

Shihai Kuroiro:...Excuse me...??

Kinoko Komori: eeeeeee howd you know!! i feel so scared to tell now!!

Togaru Kamakiri: You are all so hopeless. Just be yourself, damnit!! That's what you all told me, right?? It is why I have my Kojiro, because of you all... So just be honest with each other!!

Several people typing...

Stops.

Yosetsu Awase: SO!! shall we do some nicknames??

Istuka Kendo: A great idea, what a great idea. Everyone, let's do that right now and focus on only nicknames for the time being!!

Manga Fukidashi: while it is a great idea, you are awful at hiding things from us, class mom

Manga Fukidashi has changed Itsuka Kendo's name to mother

mother: What??

Pony Tsunotori: Oh!! Oh, me next, me next!!

Manga Fukidashi has changed Pony Tsunotori's name to 20% cooler

20% cooler: I don't get it :(

Sen Kaibara: Hah. That one's good.

Yosetsu Awase has changed Sen Kaibara's name to Thermal Drill, go get it

Thermal Drill, go get it: It has been an honour.

Thermal Drill, go get it has gone offline!!

Manga Fukidashi: i fink he went to get the thermal drill  ¯\(º_o)/¯

Kosei Tsuburaba: oh man, i think that actually annoyed him. i thought he liked Payday??

Juzo Honenuki: when we played before, he got so mad at the game he shouted, and i quote: "fuck this broke dick, piece of shit drill"

Kosei Tsuburaba: OH yeah, i kinda forgot about that... man that was funny

Manga Fukidashi: that is in my phrasebook that im writing, alongside Togaru's legendary outburst when we played ultimate chicken horse

Yui Kodai: I remember hearing that from the training grounds. I want to play that sometime.

Kosei Tsuburaba: you so should, Kodai!! we do want to have a game night after all. maybe we'll make it into a regular thing??

Kojiro Bondo: I would love that!! We are all welcome to play. And funnily enough, that was the day my Togaru confessed. Anger unlocked the will to share his love. So romantic!!

Hiryu Rin: The more you know, that is actually quite a nice story. If only Setsuna was more romantic...

Setsuna Tokage: love ya, scales

Yui Kodai: You two have issues.

Setsuna Tokage: least i aint afraid to tell the man i love that i love him...

Reiko Yanagi:...

Yosetsu Awase: she gotcha there, Kodai. we all know who it is!!

20% cooler: Oh em gee!! Who?? Who!!??

Manga Fukidashi has changed Yui Kodai's name to height doesnt matter

Reiko Yanagi: She will murder you... Good luck.

Manga Fukidashi has changed Reiko Yanagi's name to i love alien resurrection

i love alien resurrection: Correction. We will murder you. You have 5 seconds to run.

Ibara Shiozaki: Murder is not okay!! Even if you are joking about the subject, I condemn you from ever saying such vile words again!!

Yosetsu Awase has changed Ibara Shiozaki's name to tiktok

tiktok: I do not understand what this means.

20% cooler: You are not the only one, Ibara :(

Manga Fukidashi has changed Kosei Tsuburaba's name to #vapenation

#vapenation: oh fuck off

#vapenation: oi Mangos, change it back i stg

Manga Fukidashi has changed Kojiro Bondo's name to cutest couple 1st half

Manga Fukidashi has changed Togaru Kamakiri's name to cutest couple 2nd half

cutest couple 2nd half: Do I even need to say it??

Manga Fukidashi has changed Togaru Kamakiri's name to skylander chop chop

skylander chop chop: That's better.

cutest couple 1st half: Aww... That is a shame. Oh well, we all know that we are :)

#vapenation: im gonna tear this Carnage comic up i stg

Yosetsu Awase has changed Juzo Honenuki's name to Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager: yup thatll do, not even mad at that

Shihai Kuroiro: You do look like him... It's great...

Manga Fukidashi has changed Shihai Kuroiro's name to Revelry in the Dark!!

Revelry in the Dark!!: Indeed... This works just fine...

Kinoko Komori: me next!! puhleeeeaaseee?? i want a cool one like ShiShi~!!

Yosetsu Awase has changed Kinoko Komori's name to Revelry in the Shroom!!

Revelry in the Shroom!!: AWWWWE, look ShiShi, we are matching!!

Revelry in the Dark!!: Ah... That we are... :)

mother: Did you just get Kuroiro to smile on text??

Jurota Shishida: Now that is amazing. Well done you.

Yosetsu Awase has changed Jurota Shishida's name to wank mccoy

wank mccoy: We will be having words, Awase. Long. Long and painful words.

20% cooler: Oh It's my little pony!!

Manga Fukidashi: there ya go :p

Manga Fukidashi has changed Nirengeki Shoda's name to small Father

Manga Fukidashi has changed Yosetsu Awase's name to atom bomb baby

atom bomb baby has changed Manga Fukidashi's name to dva main

cutest couple 1st half: There is no way.

dva main: look i preferred her in ow1 okay??

Eren Yeager: i do miss 2 tanks ;-;

atom bomb baby: thats why i play Apex 😎

Setsuna Tokage: do you need therapy??

dva main has changed Setsuna Tokage's name to average scaly enjoyer

average scaly enjoyer: die in a firey blaze

atom bomb baby has changed Hiryu Rin's name to scaly

scaly: Please for the love of God don't do what I think you're gonna do.

scaly: Why did I come here??

dva main: ┐(´•_•`)┌

atom bomb baby has changed Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu's name to Tetsu⁴

#vapenation: hey why does Tetsu get a nice name ;-;

Revelry in the Shroom!!: i like mine :D why dont you like yours, Tsuburaba??

#vapenation: dont you even

dva main: that took a while... ive had those names thought up for a while, though. might use you all in a story im going to write!!

i love alien resurrection: If you even think about it, I will find you.

dva main: given up the search already??

i love alien resurrection: Sure. Just think that way.

Revelry in the Dark!!: Good... Mind games... You are learning my way, Yanagi...

Neito Monoma: What the frick frack happened here??

atom bomb baby: oh shit, my bad bro

atom bomb baby has changed Neito Monoma's name to The Official Leader of the 1-A Fanclub

Eren Yeager: oh you are DEAD my friend, good luck surviving that

The Official Leader of the 1-A Fanclub: Kendo. Permission to kill Yosetsu??

mother: Granted. Sorry, Awase. You kind of deserve it for that one.

atom bomb baby has gone offline!!

wank mccoy: That was fast. I fear we have already lost our dear friend, Awase.

dva main: bro went too far... oh well!! im glad we have our own cool and super fun chat with awesome nicknames now!! nothing could go wrong ＼( ^o^ )／

height doesnt matter: I do hope no one else sees this... How could you even explain it??

Thermal Drill, go get it has come online!!

Thermal Drill, go get it: Yeah so, about that...

Dekusquad GC of cool cats

SmallMight: Ashido was right... We can still see our long lost chat. 1B are funny people!!

croaked: they are interesting arent they

croaked: ribbit

engine legs: I do wish you changed my name back. But yes, it seems they are now aware that we can see.

SmallMight: I'll contact Denki to see if he can either remake, or get our chat back then!!

im flyin here: yesyes do that Deku~!! our saviour!!

Superior Class 1-B's Incredibly Handsome and Rather Interesting Group Chat!!

Electric Pazas, emo girl, 💥 explosive diarrhoea 💥 and 17 others have been unmuted!!

Electric Pazas: WE ARE BACK, BITCHES. GET G O N E !!

Electric Pazas has kicked i love alien resurrection, tiktok, average scaly enjoyer and 17 others!!

Electric Pazas: now, where were we??

tape is'nt cool: Kyoka called you Kami :)

Electric Pazas: and now we run!!