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1. That One Time Jaskier Made Culinary History by Jadelyn, yolkipalki

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Apr 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Sex Shop AU
   • Not The Sex Shop AU This Fandom Deserves Or The One It Needs Right Now
   • Dramatic Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Alternate Universe - Retail
   • Assistant Manager Jaskier
   • Muscle For Hire
   • Emotionally Constipated Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Sex Toys
   • damages - Freeform
   • dice - Freeform
   • Party Games
   • bedroom games
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • Roommates
   • Apartment
   • Apartment AU
   • I Don't Know Sounds Kinda Gay
   • it's kinda gay
   • it's really gay
   • Gay
   • Awkward
   • cheap alcohol
   • There Was Only One Beer Float
   • Shenanigans
   • The Semi-Charmed Life Of Julian Pankratz Assistant Manager at Suzy's Adult Novelty Boutique
   • Semi-Charmed
   • Just Dude Things
   • Hamlet - Freeform
   • Shakespeare
   • dildo
   • pocket pussy
   • pleasure rods
   • Possible Assassin Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • is it getting steamy in here or is that just the cauliflower rice?
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Dirty Talk
   • Kink Discovery
   • feral sex
   • Dom Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Sub Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Dom/sub
   • Dacryphilia
   • Butt Plugs
   • Orgasm Delay/Denial
   • First Time Bottoming

   Summary

   It was 2 AM, and Jaskier was surrounded by cocks. Just another Wednesday night: dicks, shitty alcohol, and Jaskier carrying on the proud tradition of terrible decisions made under the influence of both. It would've been fine, just like all the other times - if not for his stupidly gorgeous serial killer roommate's unanticipated involvement.

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Semi-Charmed Life of Julian Pankratz, Assistant Manager at Suzy's Adult Novelty Boutique

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   English

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