The Semi-Charmed Life of Julian Pankratz, Assistant Manager at Suzy's Adult Novelty Boutique

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Creators:
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Series Begun:
2021-01-27
Series Updated:
2021-12-06
Description:

Jaskier just needs a steady roommate who can pay the rent on time. The fact that the guy is gorgeous is just a bonus. And the fact that he seems to maybe be a murderer, well. At least he cleans up after himself. Jaskier's had worse roommates, honestly.

"...entirely unhinged. Completely bizarre and delightful." - inanoldhouseinparis, someone on the internet who read it

Notes:

This is a Sex Shop AU. It is just as terrible as you imagine it is, quite possibly worse.

This work IS in fact, based both on true stories and absolutely made-up rubbish. This is an S-Tier Crack AU and you should expect nothing less than total ridiculousness. If you're here for a serious fic I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. If you're here to laugh, cry, laugh from crying, possibly cry from laughing, and possibly learn something about sex paraphernalia and the adult novelty industry...you've come to the right place, my guy.

Thanks to the phenomenal Jadelyn for being my beta and my sounding board for all of my absolutely insane ideas.

Just a note on the stories in this collection: updates are probably going to be inconsistent. I'll update as I write and so I might update several times in a week or not for a month or so. Life has been crazy and it's the best I can do at the moment.

Stats:
Words:
98,389
Works:
7
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
107

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