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"Fuck Joss Whedon": a found poem of AO3 tags

Summary:

A little experimental joke poem about forcibly removing the artist from the art.

Notes:

I honestly thought it would be a canonical tag, but instead there are dozens of people inventing variations upon the theme spontaneously.

This consists entirely of AO3 tags on the works of captainafroelf, OffYourBird, Parker_Haven_Wuornos, Caedmon, Liffis, rach320, thestarsarewinning, Isabear, BekahRose, GwenTheTribble, sappho147z, SianShanya, LabRatsWhore, touchstoneaf, Archangel_Reid, tribbletrash, TheSarcasticKnight, Ralkana, superwholocked_wizard, Shadows_of_a_Dream, ThisChairIsMyHomeNow, SmutLover, ThatMadHatter, lunarlychallenged, MicheTS, the author of the orphaned work "Suddenly I'm Respectable, Staring Right At'cha, Lousy With Stat'cha", and up to three people who might have deleted their works while I was writing this, because the tags went missing.

If I quoted your tag and you don't want me to use it, please let me know, and I'll remove it!

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Work Text:

Fuck Joss Whedon TBH
in this house we hate joss whedon
this is a no Joss zone
Inspired by a Buffy Episode but Joss Whedon isn't valid

joss whedon pissed me off
I didn't write an essay because I'm still in ARGH NO WHEDON YOU DIDN'T mode
whedon pissed me off SO LOOK WHAT I DID TO YOU ATTEMPT AT FORCING ROMANCE

I took Joss Whedon's canon out back and shot it
Jossing Joss
i dont truck with any joss whedon fuck ups

Adding female characters that Joss Whedon can't torture
huh joss? huh? what if?
Joss Whedon can Fight Me

ignoring that whedon ever erased Wanda and Pietro's backgrounds and ethnicity
fuck you joss you racist asshole

using Giant Dawn to tell Joss to stop Slut-Shaming dammit!

A certain speedster lives because fuck you Whedon
also steve swears his ass off cause whedon can't tell me what to do
No "Language" Joss Whedon stuff here ok
Nick Fury is a bastard, Joss Whedon is too

glares at joss whedon for making natasha just an ass to look at
NATASHA IS MORE THAN HER WOMB JOSS WHEDON
FUCK YOU JOSS

What Whedon Shoulda Wrote
it can be done naturally and not how whedon is forcing it
BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE ACHIEVED THE SAME EMOTIONAL IMPACT WITHOUT DESTROYING THE CHARACTER WHEDON

joss whedon did xander dirty so im taking custody
in ways Joss chose not to do
and fuck Joss Whedon

Notes:

This does not address all the complexities of the situation, I know. It's a byproduct of a certain stage of me processing something. I'm in fandom largely for the community, and creating this made me feel connected.

P.S. The podfic is amazing and really takes the poem to a new level! Check it out if you enjoy the shared authorship aspect of the whole concept!