Chapter Text
Roughly One Week Ago.
"Battle of the bands!?" The entire class asked in uison, causing Aizawa to sigh in exasperation, but, to be fair, when do they don't.
"Yes." The Underground Hero said tiredly. "Principal Nezu has decided to create a Battle of the Bands type event where you will be tought Three things:
Teamwork, since you all need to be in complete sync with eachother while playing.
Adaptation, since I know few of you who can play any instrument.
And Entertainment because, no matter how you see it, a large portion of being a hero is entertainment.
Understood?"
"Yes, Sensei!" The class answered in unison, some excited,some loathing the idea and others indeferent.
"Good. Now, to make it even more of a challenge, you will be grouped randomly." The Black-haired man said, pulling up a cardboard box. "I will call you One by One and you'll grab a piece of paper from this box determining wich 'band' your in. I'll be texting Iida the rules when I wake up"
Once everyone was done, Aizawa dissmissed the class and told them to head to the dorms.
Izuku's Room
"What happened to all the All Might merch?" Jirou asked as she, Kaminari and Bakugou entered the Greenette's room, with much less merch than before.
"Uhh... I-I kinda started g-getting creeped out after a while." Izuku stammered through, getting a lough from the rocker.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Now let's get to planning." Bakugou grumble in his normal, angry tone.
Izuku giggled at his best friend's antics before opening his closet and grabbing a Purple accoustic guitar, much to Jirou and Kaminari's surprise and Katsuki's grin.
"You play?" Kaminari asked curiously.
"Yeah. I mean, I haven't for a while because of training but I do it during my freetime." Izuku replied nervously.
"Do you- uhhh- Do you mind giving us a performance?" Jirou asked, a hint of a blush on her face.
"O-okay. D-do any of y-you have any request?" The Greenette asked, an adorable, nervous smile on his cute face.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Pick me!" Kaminari said childishly, raising his hand up like a teacher's pet.
"You don't need to raise your hand, Dumbass." Katsuki said, annoyed... and suddenly with his drumkit.
"Okay. When, where and how?" Izuku asked, confused.
"Plot convenience."
"Don't break the Fourth Wall."
"What?"
"What?"
...
Okay, what was that?
Well, whatever it was, time for singing.
"Do you know any Pre-Quirk Era songs?" The Blonde dolt asked, surprising the Greenette.
"Y-yeah. What do you want?" Izuku asked and Kaminari grinned.
"Well, I mean, I can't say I wanted something just like this." He said confidently, Izuku picking up what he's putting down rather quickly.
Profesionally playing a few notes on his Purple guitar, Izuku began singing in a voice that can only be described as angelic.
"I've been reading books of old
The legends and the myths
Achilles and his gold
Hercules and his gifts
Spider-Man's control
And Batman with his fists
And clearly I don't see myself upon that list
But she said, where'd you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
I'm not lookin' for somebody
With some superhuman gifts
Some superhero
Some fairy-tale bliss
Just something I can turn to
Somebody I can kiss
I want something just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Oh, I want something just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Oh, I want something just like this
I want something just like this
I've been reading books of old
The legends and the myths
The testaments they told
The moon and its eclipse
And Superman unrolls
A suit before he lifts
But I'm not the kind of person that it fits
She said, where'd you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
I'm not lookin' for somebody
With some superhuman gifts
Some superhero
Some fairy-tale bliss
Just something I can turn to
Somebody I can miss
I want something just like this
I want something just like this
Oh, I want something just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Oh, I want something just like this
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Where'd you wanna go?
How much you wanna risk?
I'm not lookin' for somebody
With some superhuman gifts
Some superhero
Some fairy-tale bliss
Just something I can turn to
Somebody I can kiss
I want something just like this
Oh, I want something just like this
Oh, I want something just like this
Oh, I want something just like this"
Finishing with a few notes, Izuku opened his Viridian eyes and saw the surprises face of Kaminari, the devilish grin of Katsuki... and the horny, lustful eyes of Jirou while she bit her lower lip sinfuly.
"Uhhh... Jirou?" Izuku asked nervously and a little bit scared, setting the guitar next to him on his Non-All Might sheets.
"Rawdog me in the ass." The Purplette said sternly, without hesitation or any shits. "Please."
...
Izuku.exe has stopped working.
The Next Day
Izuku groggiky woke up to the familiar blindingly White room that is the school's infirmary.
"What did I break this time?" He asked in an amused tone and with a laugh.
"Nothing, Nerd." Katsuki answered from beside him. "You passed out after Lobes asked you to-GAAAAHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" He suddenly shouted to a familiar, blushing Purplette next to him.
"Wait. If I just passed out, then why do I feel sore?" The Greenette asked, confused while Kaminari seemed to get more nervous.
"Kaminari dropped you down the stairs on the way here and you landed on an student with a personality change quirk." A tired sounding Recovery Girl, sitting at her desk with an empty bottle of Bourbon on it. "Apparently, their quirk will drastically change your personality for an unknown amount of time." She said in a mixture of tired and annoyed.
"Different how?"
"I have no fucking clue."
Jirou's Room, which they probably should have been in yesterday instead of Izuku's.
"Okay, so, to list the changes in my personality: My stutter's gone, I'm way more confident, I got aroused by Kachan's yelling so I'm probably still a little masochistic-"
"Hold up! "'Still'?" Kaminari asked, a little afraid while Katsuki scooted away, only for Izuku to grin and start laughing. "Oh. I guess you're also an asshat."
"No! More like... yeah. I'm a fucking asshat."
"...never curse again." Katsuki said, a look of pure terror prominent in his features.
5 days ago. Jirou's Parent's Studio.
"Are we ready!?" Izuku asked excitedly, wearing Black jeans, Black and White Vans, a 'Deep Dope' T-Shirt, wich surprised and kinda aroused Jirou, and a Green Letterman jacket with the Initials 'M.H.' on the back, Kyouka and Kaminari, both in their Hero Costumes but without the Support equipment, and Katsuki, wearing his normal clothes but with a leather jacket, answered accordingly.
"HELL YEAH!"
(Izuku, Kyouka, Both)
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me
We were victims of the night
The chemical, physical, kryptonite
Helpless to the bass and the fading light
Oh we were bound to get together
Bound to get together
She took my arm
I don't know how it happened
We took the floor and she said
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me
A backless dress and some beat up sneaks
My discotheque Juliet teenage dream
I felt it in my chest as she looked at me
I knew we were bound to be together
Bound to be together
She took my arm
I don't know how it happened
We took the floor and she said
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me
Oh, c'mon girl
Deep in her eyes
I think I see the future
I realize this is my last chance
She took my arm
I don't know how it happened
We took the floor and she said
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance
Don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me
Oh oh oh shut up and dance with me
Oh oh oh shut up and dance with me
They finished the song with a huge smile, content with what they've done, though, Jirou and Izuku were looking at each other with massive blushes, and Izuku even looked at her the same way she did the a few days ago.
"That was awsome!" The Blonde Dolt cheered.
"Hell yeah, It was!" The Pomranian said.
Jirou and Izuku were about to cheer as well until-
Ding
-They all got a notification from the class groupchat.
[I'mSoFuckingTired: The song 'Shut up and dance with me' has been banned. Ask Present Mic why.] The message read and the whole group to groan in annoyance.
"Great! No what are we gonna fucking do!?" Katsuki asked."We spent the whole week practicing!"
Suddenly, and Izuku's pretty sure he heard a ding, Kaminari perked up.
Day of the Performance.
"AS A REMINDER, THIS WHOLE SHEBANG IS BEING BROADCASTED ACROSS JAPAN!" Present Mic announced, and the entirety of Class 2-A and 2-B collectively lost their shits.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"
"GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT!"
Were the common cries heard throughout the sea of Nineteen Year olds.
"Oh?" Nezu's cheery ass voice came up in the intercomms. "Did I forget to tell Aizawa and Kan about that?"
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING SKIN THAT BITCH AND MAKE A PURSE FOR RECOVERY GIRL!"
Now, when Midoriya Izuku yells like that, pulls a bowie knife from behind his Silver leather jacket and curses, you usually won't expect his best friend to do the following:
"It's Toga!" Uraraka screamed, tackling Izuku and pinning him to the ground. "Is that why Deku hasn't hung out with us for the past week?" She asked coldly, only to be picked up by Aizawa's scarf, who pinched the bridge of his nose tiredly.
"Uraraka." The Hobo called tiredly. "Midoriya recently came into contact with someone with a personality changeing quirk so he'll be like this for a while."
"Thanks." Izuju said sarcastically, dusting himself off as he got up. "Welp! If this is hetting broadcasted across the country, we might as well give them a show!" He said, starting to get excited, the others following suit as he sheathed his knife.