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Rooster 😼 added fakegucchi 🤑
Rooster 😼 added semisemi
Rooster 😼 added atsuMOO 🐮
Rooster 😼 added Onionhead 🧅
Rooster 😼 has changed the name to ✨We are in love with salty assholes ✨
atsuMOO 🐮: lol what is this?
Rooster 😼: learn to read （*＾3＾）/～♡
atsuMOO 🐮 : bitch I-
Onionhead : umm sorry to interrupt but why am I here ??
Rooster 😼: because you are in love with Kunimi
Rooster 😼: anyone else?
Rooster 😼: also no one’s gonna deny it I am sick and tired of denial including my own
Onionhead 🧅: …
atsuMOO 🐮: …
fakegucchi 🤑: …
semisemi: …
semisemi: I look at my notifications and this is what I come across
Rooster 😼: no one asked you to fall in love with your kohai ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
semisemi: ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
fakegucchi 🤑: umm hi..?
Rooster 😼: hello Freckles (｡◕‿◕｡)
fakegucchi 🤑: hi kuroo-san!! Also please don’t call me that
Rooster 😼: yeah yeah angays let’s indruduce ourselfs ok? Also put your sexuality and crush if you may, as long as you are comfortable tho!! (don’t deny the crush or I WILL remind you about one of your MANY incidents, I have eyes everywhere..). I am going to go first ~(˘▾˘~)
Rooster 😼: Kuroo Tetsurō ,3rd year Nekoma high, gay, middle blocker and have a crush on Kenma( ᵅั ᴈ ᵅั;)
atsuMOO 🐮: guess we are doing this…
atsuMOO 🐮: Atsumu Miya, 2nd year inarizaki high, bi,setter, have a crush on my omi-kun (✿◠‿◠)
fakegucchi 🤑: Yamagucchi Tadashi, karasuno,pan, middle blocker/pinch server I don’t have a crush on anyone (°Д°)
Rooster 😼: lol sure, giving me death glares while you think I am not noticing when I talk to Tsuki is totally not a sigh of a crush
fakegucchi 🤑: (ง’̀-‘́)ง
semisemi: he really exposed you like that
fakegucchi 🤑:
Onionhead 🧅: you all are ignoring me but I am still gonna introduce myself
Onionhead 🧅: Yutaro Kindaichi, gay, seijoh,middle blocker, no crush plus I don’t think I know any of you except the green haired server
fakegucchi 🤑: ok so first of all don’t call me ‘the green haired server’ I have a name and its Yamagucchi
fakegucchi 🤑: secondly don’t lie, Kageyama told the first years about how stare at Kunimi while he is sleeping
fakegucchi 🤑: HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT AND ASKED US IF ‘FRIENDS’ DO THAT 😭 😭 😭
Onionhead 🧅: …
Onionhead 🧅: HE SAID WHAT?!?!
atsuMOO 🐮: Well not that this conversation isn’t interesting but can we finish the intro’s first??
semisemi: Thank you Atsumu and I guess I don’t have any choice in this matter ,do I?
Rooster 😼: No ❤
semisemi: you are a bitch
semisemi: Semi Eita,raging bisexual,shiratorizawa setter and pinch server, don’t know why but fell for a brat named Shirabu
Rooster 😼: ok so wasn’t this fun!?!? ʕ ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
Rooster 😼: don’t worry you all will start opening up eventually!!!
semisemi: okay guys it is like 3:00 in the morning go to fucking sleep or a demon will follow you for the rest of your lives
semisemi: I am the motherfucking demon in that sentence so s l e e p
Onionhead 🧅: …he is scary bye
Everyone is offline
semisemi: who knew I would be the one to tell someone off
semisemi: who am I kidding I knew