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1. Children and Other Wild Animals by Virginia_Tradescant

   Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Apr 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kylo Ren/Rey
   • Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Rey/Ben Solo
   • Rey (Star Wars)
   • Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Kylo Ren
   • Ben Solo
   • Phasma (Star Wars)
   • Finn (Star Wars)
   • Poe Dameron
   • Snoke (Star Wars)
   • Maz Kanata
   • Admiral Gial Ackbar
   • FBI Agent Ben Solo
   • Teacher Rey (Star Wars)
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Rey Palpatine but make it better
   • Slow Burn
   • Cute Kids
   • No Pregnancy
   • No Babies
   • Ben Solo Needs A Hug
   • Author is a WIP
   • Ben Solo Has a Dirty Mouth
   • Eventual Smut
   • Jealous Ben Solo
   • Possessive Ben Solo
   • Alternative Universe - FBI
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Gun Violence
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Ben Solo Has Issues
   • Rey Has Issues (Star Wars)
   • Soft Ben Solo
   • Kylo Ren is Not Nice
   • Undercover Ben Solo
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Tropes
   • Reylo - Freeform
   • Masturbation
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Gunshot Wounds
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Mutual Pining
   • Witness Protection
   • Organized Crime
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Rey Needs A Hug (Star Wars)
   • Call your dentist because this ending will rot your teeth

   Summary

   “Solo, think about it from my perspective. You want to be director of a field office one day, right? What would you do? Put a green agent with insufficient clearance on protection duty for a high value target? All because a more senior and experienced agent hates kids?!”

   “Sir, with all due respect, I don’t hate kids”—actually, he’s pretty sure he does—“but I don’t think I’m the right fit for this job. Would you believe me as a preschool aide?”

   ...

   After a harrowing undercover assignment, FBI agent Ben Solo decides to take on an “easy” witness protection case that turns out to be anything but.

   Inspired by the timeless romantic classic, Kindergarten Cop.

   But with heaping cup of swearing. And a half cup of smut. Add a teaspoon of inspiration from Witness. Plus a heavy dash of Bodyguard. Simmer on low for about 18 chapters, then bring to a roaring boil until done. Enjoy!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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