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They were in Steve's kitchen, getting some beers, as usual. Danny was on Steve's case again, as usual.
- What about Catherine? -
- Catherine and I, we don't... We are not gonna see each other any more. -
- What? Why not? You had a nice, hot, reasonable girlfriend who could put up with the insane ninja that you are - what went wrong with that? -
- Look - I am in love with you Danno, so it was never gonna work. Besides, we are still friends, alright? It's best that way. -
- I'm sorry, what did you just say?? -
- Me and Catherine, we are still friends. -
- Not that part, before that. -
- I'm in love with you? I thought you knew! -
- How. Why the hell would I know that! -
- Everybody seems to know, I just assumed... -
- Well apparently, "everybody" does not include me! -
- I didn't know Danno, I swear, it's just, it's been like that for such a long time and nothing between us has changed, I thought you were cool with it, but if you aren't... -
- Of course I'm cool with it, you moron, now that I know obviously, but that doesn't mean - wait, what do you mean, how long has it been? -
- I don't now, some years I suppose. I think not long after we met actually. -
- And you never thought to say anything? You're just lucky that I love you too, Steve, because I swear, you are the thickest skulled, most irritating crazy SEAL I've ever met in my entire life! -
- You...? -
- Oh for fu... -
Danny grabbed Steve by the back of his neck and dragged him down into a kiss.
- Danno? -
- Mhm -
- Sofa's that way -
- Good idea -