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I got more than whiskey in mind by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for DelilahMcMuffin
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Mar 2021
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It’s a real, proper friendship, and it’s not a consolation prize, because Patrick is one of the most important people in his life. He and Patrick and Stevie are like the Three Musketeers, if two of the musketeers fucked a million years ago and one of them is now hopelessly crushing on the third. (It’s been a while since he read the book, but he has seen the Leo DiCaprio movie more than a few times, and honestly, it wouldn’t surprise him.) And if he’s jerked off thinking about his friend’s incredibly… eye-drawing Cabaret costume once or twice or a few dozen times, that’s between him and his conscience.
It’s probably not the most healthy thing in the world, though. So if an uncomplicated, hot hookup with Jake is on the table, David is definitely going to take it.Series