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1. Find your enemy and challenge him to a duel
This part is....surprisingly easy to do.
Sapnap stands out like a sore thumb, and as much as that pisses Fundy off, he's grateful for it. It means he doesn't have to waste hours searching for the fire obsessed maniac, and it also means that he can get it over with faster.
Now to set the plan into motion, the fox hybrid thinks, grinning menacingly. This is payback for my pets asshole.
Fundy clear his throat loudly, looking down at the sleeping man. "Sapnap," he says, nudging his side with his foot. "Wake up. I have something to tell you." The man remains soundly asleep, snoring away. The fox hybrid grits his teeth, nudging him harder. "Hey! Wake up!"
"W-what...?" The blacknette blinks drowsily, looking up. "I was having a nice dream..."
Fundy rolls his eyes, crossing his arms across his chest. "You can go to sleep after I beat you."
"Beat me? In your dreams maybe," Sapnap smirks, cracking his joints. He takes his sword out of the inventory, getting up. "Well, lets get this over with."
The fox hybrid backs away slightly, "Not today dumbass! Have you never dueled someone before?" At Sapnaps blank look, he groans, rubbing his forehead. "We have to set a time and place! Meet me tomorrow in the clearing beside the forest. And don't forget!"
He turns and rushes off, heart beating wildly. Holy shit, that was scary. But I did it! Watch out, you pyromaniac, you're going down!
Sapnap watches him go. "Wait what about the time....?" He yells, his voice fading in the wind. "Fundy! What time should I be there?!"
2. Get beaten by your enemy in a duel...???
“I win!” Fundy yells, staring down at Sapnap smugly.
He is sitting on top of the other, holding a dagger to his neck. But instead of looking worried, Sapnap simply grins, flashing his canines before he has the older beneath him, hands pinned to the ground.
“How?” Fundy sputters. “But I had you! There was no way you could have…UGH!”
Sapnap sees the gears turning in the fox’s head, trying to figure out a way to escape.
“Don’t even think about it, Fundy," Sapnap warns, enjoying the others struggles. It's funny seeing the prideful fox's plans fail.
His gaze is captured by the others frown, and his mind wanders, wondering if his lips are as soft as they look.
“Fine,” Fundy says, breaking the silence. “You win. Let me go now.”
“Not so fast. Didn’t you say that the loser had to do anything the winner wanted?”
Fundy huffs, annoyed at the fact that he now owes Sapnap. He’d been too cocky.
“Fine, what do you want? The location of your animals? My drip? Please don’t say you want my drip.”
“Hmm…well..I do really need a pair of pants," he teases, seemingly in deep thought.
Fundy frowns, not wanting to give up one of his most prized possessions. “I’ll give you anything but the drip!”
“...anything?”
The fox hybrid gulps at the others ominous smirk.
3. Get killed kissed by your enemy???
"Sure..." Fundy nods, his ears flicking wildly above his head.
“Then, give me a kiss,” Sapnap demands, letting go of Fundy’s hands to cup his face.
“I..what?!” He asks, gaping at the man above him. "Wait....what?"
Sapnap chuckles at the shocked look on Fundy’s face, before he helps the taller boy up.
“A kiss. Right here, on my lips. You said you’d do anything, didn’t you?”
He blushes, stuttering, before he strengthens his resolve and pecks him.
Sapnap pouts, unsatisfied by how short it was. “That's it?”
“What do you mean? I kissed you didn’t I?” Fundy rolls his eyes, standing up.
“Where are you going?”
Fundy stares. “I don’t owe you anymore.” He points at him. “I’ll come back for my pets.”
“I’ll be waiting, then,” Sapnap says, leaning against the tree. “Get ready to be defeated.”
“I won’t lose!”
“Sureee.”
Sapnap watches Fundy go, turning bright red as he remembers what just happened. Fundy isn’t any better, covering his face as soon as he’s out of sight.
I won’t lose, Fundy thinks, determined. Then he’ll have to kiss me!
4. Duel your enemy again!