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Tony Stark knew exactly what he was getting himself into when he invited the Avengers, both in the galaxy and outside of it, to go to Disney World for a week to celebrate Morgan's sixth birthday.
That is, he thought he knew what he was getting himself into.
And Peter Parker didn't know what Aunt May had gotten him into when he woke up the morning they left and saw two of Uncle Ben's suitcases already packed on the couch. Peter paused, still dressed in his Iron Man onesie, as he slowly looked over at Aunt May, who was making too big of a breakfast for just the two of them. "Aunt May... What's going on?"
"Nothing. Why do you ask?" Aunt May asked innocently, flipping some pancakes.
"Because Uncle Ben's suitcases are already packed on the couch and you're making a giant breakfast. Are we going on a trip or something?"
"I'm not, but you are! For a whole two weeks too!"
Panic rose in Peter's chest. "Please don't tell me that you're sending me to military school!"
"I'm not sending you to military school." Aunt May said, laughing a bit as she looked at what Peter was wearing. "Your dad is surprising you with a free vacation."
"My dad is dead, you know this!"
"Not your biological dad. Tony Stark."
"Where am I going?"
"Not telling you. I made some food for the Starks since they're picking you up in a couple minutes. Might want to get changed."
"You couldn't have woken me up sooner!" Peter said, running back to his bedroom and quickly getting dressed, grabbing his phone as he noticed Ned calling. He picked it up, struggling to put on his shirt. "Hello?"
"We still on for today? Star Wars movie marathon?"
"I apparently have to take a raincheck."
"Why!?"
"I'm going on vacation with the Starks, and I just found out two minutes ago."
"Why didn't Aunt May tell you?"
"Hell if I know! I'm frantically changing out of my Iron Man onesie so that Mr. Stark doesn't see me wearing it."
"Text me when you get there!" Ned said happily, then paused for a moment. "Aren't you supposed to be going on a date with MJ on Wednesday?"
"Fuck!" Peter cursed. "I'm calling her once I get off the phone with you."
"Righto. Have fun on vacation, I guess."
"I'll try." Peter said once he heard the front door open, running feet coming towards the door. Morgan Stark practically jumped on top of Peter's chest, causing him to collapse onto his bed. "Hey Morgan!"
"Are you excited for vacation, Bro?" Morgan asked excitedly. After the big war with Thanos eight months ago, Tony Stark had "formally" adopted Peter into the family, so Morgan always referred to Peter as her brother at this point.
"I'd be excited if I knew where we were going." Peter said honestly.
"Don't try getting information out of her, Peter." Pepper Stark said, leaning against his door frame. "Tony didn't tell either of us where we're going. Something about keeping it a surprise."
"Joyful! Now I have to try to explain to my girlfriend why I have to miss our date on Wednesday and not tell her why!" Peter said, faking his joy as Pepper laughed.
"If you need help, I'll send in Tony. Come on, Morgan. Let's go eat the breakfast Aunt May made us!"
"Okay!" Morgan said, jumping off of Peter and running towards the door.
Peter begrudgingly got out his phone and dialed MJ's number. She picked up on the first ring. "Hey Peter! What's up?"
"I need to talk to you about our date on Wednesday."
"Let me guess: you're cancelling on me because the Avengers are in desperate need of your help and you don't know when you'll be back?"
"No..." Peter said nervously. "Apparently, I'm going on vacation with Mr. Stark for two weeks. I just found out a couple minutes ago, I have no idea where I'm going, and Aunt May already had my suitcases packed when I woke up this morning. I am so sorry."
"Why are they keeping it a secret from you?"
"I have no idea. Can we reschedule for the next Wednesday I'm in town?"
"Yeah. Get me something from wherever you go, and we'll call it even."
"Okay. I'll text you and Ned as soon as I get there, I promise."
"Okay, okay. You better go. You don't want to keep Mr. Stark waiting."
"Yeah. Bye!"
"Bye!" MJ hung up as Peter struggled to tie on a pair of tennis shoes, grabbing the EDITH glasses Mr. Stark gave him for his birthday, and sat down at the table next to Morgan.
Tony smiled at him from across the table. "How ya doing, Pete?"
"I had to cancel plans I had today and a date with my girlfriend on Wednesday, but I'm fine!" Peter said, taking a bite of his pancake.
"Sorry! I really wanted it to be a surprise!" Tony said quickly. "Just hurry up and eat your food so we can get this party in the air!"
"Is Happy going with us?" Peter asked.
"Of course he is!" Tony said, as if confused on why Peter was asking that. "He's never been to where we're going!"
"Tony, can't you just-"
"No! It's a surprise, Pepper!" Tony argued as Happy walked inside the apartment and kissed Aunt May before grabbing Peter's last bag.
"Almost done, Tony. Rhodey is meeting us at the airport, so we only need to pick up Fury, Natasha, and Clint at headquarters." Happy said, then turned his attention to Aunt May so the two could talk.
"Good God, how many people are coming!?" Pepper asked, pausing from her bite of pancake.
"I don't know... Ten... Eighty people?" Tony said, shrugging. "I forget. It's a lot of people."
"Anthony Edward Stark!" Pepper said, shaking her head.
"I'm a billionaire, Pepper. I got this!"
Peter closed his eyes tightly. "You invited all of the Avengers, didn't you?"
"What? No!" Tony tried to deny.
"He even invited the ones outside of the galaxy." Happy added.
"Happy!"
"What? I'm just telling the truth!" Happy protested, quickly leaving the apartment with Peter's last bag.
"Okay, let's finish breakfast and get on the road!" Tony said, grabbing a Tupperware container and putting the last of Peter's breakfast inside as he practically pushed the rest of the family out the door.
Aunt May handed Peter the Tupperware and kissed him on the forehead. "Be careful and have fun, okay?"
"I make no promises on that first one." Peter said jokingly, hugging Aunt May with one arm.
"Pete, come on! We're burning daylight!" Tony yelled from the hallway.
Aunt May handed Peter a backpack, it probably had his super suit in it, knowing Aunt May, that was sitting by his seat as he started following the Starks and Happy to the limo. It took them at least an hour to drive to the old SHIELD Headquarters building, and when they drove up, Peter practically jumped out of the limo and ran towards the blonde woman in front of him.
"Hey Peter Parker." Carol Danvers said teasingly, holding out her arms. "Got something for me?"
Peter hugged Carol tightly. Ever since the final battle with Thanos, he and Carol had been surprisingly close. She was his third mother figure, after Aunt May and Pepper, and they were in constant communication thanks to the pager Carol had given him. Nick Fury didn't like that since he was only allowed to contact her for emergencies only and Peter was allowed to contact her whenever he pleased. "I missed seeing you, Mom!"
"Yeah, I missed you too, Kid." Carol agreed. "Are you excited about the trip?"
"I would be if I knew where we were going and if I knew about it sooner." Peter said jokingly as Tony waved them back to the limo.
Carol's eyes widened. "You mean you don't know where we're going?"
"Mr. Stark is refusing to tell me, Morgan, and Mrs. Stark."
"Do you want to know where we're going?"
"Yes!"
"Disney World."
Peter's eyes widened as he excitedly said, "We're going to Disney World!"