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The better Avengers
Big Man
Time to fight god.
Tubb
Please stop saying that everytime you go on patrol
Big Man
I don't think I will
Tubb
I actually hate you. 😐
Big Man
Lol you forgot the the /j
Tubb
😐😑😐
/srs
(/s)
Big Man
What the fuck
Ranananaboo
Tommy why are you going on patrol so early in the morning on a school day?
Big Man
Felt like it
Also because I wanted to skip the maths test today
Ranananaboo
SHIT THATS TODAY???????????????
Tubb
Ranboo
My beloved
Your memory is so shit
Ranananaboo
I KNOW
I HATE IT HERE
Big Man
Oi
Why the did you call Ranboo beloved
And you're over here slandering me
Tubb
I just like Ranboo better than you
Ranananaboo
LET'S GOOO
that's so pog
Tubb
Why is my social studies teacher making us watch the news
This is so boring
I wanna debate with the torys in the class 💕
Big Man
Tubbo you are so weird
Also nearly got shot lmao
Tubb
Um Ranboo
Your brother-
Has got pink hair and dresses all emo right?
Ranananaboo
Yeah lol
why?
Tubb
You might wanna
Big Man
Why does no one care about me nearly getting shot 😀
Tubb
Watch the new big man
Ranananaboo
You nearly get shot everyday Tommy, it's no big deal
Also sure
Big Man
Why'd you make him watch the new tubs?
Also that's rude
How about I shoot you bitch @Ranananaboo
Tubb
You'll see in a minute
Ranananaboo
HOLY FUCK WHY IS MY BROTHER BEING HELD HOSTAGE
I NEED TO TEXT HIM RN
Tubb
YOOOO
He just flipped a guy off a roof!!!!
Big Man
I could do that :/
Ranananaboo
But can you walk in six inch platforms?
Big Man
No
Tubb
That's what I thought 💅
Big Man
Neither can you Tubbo?????
Tubb
I have a very dark past.
Ranananaboo
Lol
Weak.
Big Man
Are you saying you can walk in six inch platforms Ranboo??????????
It feels like that is what you're implying rn
Ranananaboo
I can lol
Tech taught me
I have my own pair too
Tubb
Tallboo
Big Man
Shrink giant
Ranananaboo
Grow midget
Tubb
HEY!!!
Ranananaboo
Oh my god my Twitter timeline is ruined
I do not wanna see fan edits of my brother and Nightmare this early in the morning
Tubb
It's only been about a minute?
How are they so fast
Ranananaboo
No clue
My brother is gonna flip his shit when he sees this oh my god
Tubb
At least he's alive!!!
Ranananaboo
True
Means I get to stay in L'manburg for a little longer
Oh my god my dad is gonna burst a blood vessel
Tubb
Don't move back to the Antarctic Empire Ranboo you're too sexy aha 😎💕✨
Ranananaboo
😐😑😐
Vision is a cruel curse given to us from god. I see what I wish wasn't true but I cannot escape the truth of reality. To be free from his curse I must repent and relieve myself of my eyes.
Big Man
Melodramatic much
Also I almost got stabbed this time lol
Tubb
Could you have not waited until I got home to go on patrol so I could help you???
Big Man
Don't need help
Trouble finds me big man
Tubb
I'm aware :|
Big Man
You're being so mean to me today Tubbo I don't like this
Tubb
Good.
Ranananaboo
Techno is alive 👍
On another note my dad might just kill him
Tubb
F
Look we have a family group chat that means we're a happy healthy family 💕💕
Dadza Minecraft
Techno I swear to god if I don't get a full explanation I'm flying down to L'manburg and dragging you back to Antarctic Empire by your ear.
Wilby
MORE IMPORTANTLY
WHEN DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND???
Dadza Minecraft
Wil, your brother is being held at gunpoint.
His love life is the least of my worries right now
Wilby
Do you think Nightmare will want to come to our mandatory annual family gatherings?
Ran (where?)
I don't think number one hero Nightmare will want to put himself through that torture
Good news though, Techno is alive
He read my messages
Dadza Minecraft
Tell him to call me as soon as he gets home
Ran (where?)
Ofc
Wilby
CAN WE TALK ABOUT TECHNO DATING NIGHTMARE NOW?
Techie - one hour later
We're not dating Wil
I've never met that man before in my life
Wilby
You're no fun
Techie
????????????????????????
Wilby
Go have a moment with nightmare again or smth
Can't believe I got genuinely excited only to be let down again.
I hate it here
Techie
Oh my god go be dramatic to your boyfriend I can't take this
Wilby
I would
But he's asleep
Ran (where?)
Life is a curse and existence is a prison
Wilby
How can we ever escape these mortal chains
Techie
How does it feel dad, knowing you've raised two theatre kids.
Wilby
You're an English kid you can't say much either
Ran (where?)
^^^^
TRUE
Dadza Minecraft
All of you get to bed
Techie
It's only
6pm here
Dadza Minecraft
Don't care
You're still in so much trouble
Techie
GETTING KIDNAPPED WASN'T A CHOICE I MADE???
Wilby
Lol
Ran (where?)
Lol
Techie
I hate this family sm
Dream Team
Asleep
So dream
Arson
How's your boyfriend
Sonic
I hate you guys so much.
Arson
False
You love us
Asleep
^
Sonic
I've already had to put up with so much teasing from Tubbo
Please don't start doing this to me too
Arson
Fucking loser
Sonic
Sap I will call your dad's
Asleep
Aldjalfjla
He pulled the dad card
Arson
Dream why are you so mean to me 😔
Sonic
Shut up bottom ass bitch
I'm mad >:(
Arson
That didn't mean you can threaten to call my dad's!!!
I'm also not a fucking bottom what
Asleep
Debatable
Arson
Shut up twink
Sonic
Shut up twink
Asleep
Fuck this I'm gonna go talk to my boyfriend
Have fun pining losers
Arson
Well that was just mean
Sonic
^^
Is it still pinning if I'm supposedly dating the guy I was pining for?
Arson
YOU MEAN TECHNO IS THE GUY FROM YOUR ENGLISH CLASS YOU LIKE???
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE
Asleep
You've gotta be fucking kidding me
Sonic
WHAT??
ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO YOUR SIMP
Asleep
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
OH MY GOD
WAIT
WILBUR IS GONNA KILL ME
Sonic
?????????????????
Arson
Gogy what
Asleep
Ok that might have been an overreaction
But
Thats-
Still wild
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US HUS NAME DREAM?
Sonic
Well I didn't know you'd react like that
Just thought you'd call me a simp
Or a bottom
Arson
We don't have time to unpack all of that
Asleep
Ok so
My boyfriend Wilbur
Might be Techno's twin brother
Sonic
…
WHAT????????
Arson
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ALDBALDJALDNALDJWL
Sonic
I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE IT HERE