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1.
Robb rifled through his closet for the fifth time with still no luck.
“Babe, we have to go if we wanna catch our flight!” Theon called from the other room and Robb sighed, grabbing his Bon Jovi sweatshirt before leaving the bedroom. He’d really wanted his college sweatshirt, it was his comfiest one.
“I guess I’m ready to go” He said and Theon stood up from the couch.
“Finally. And you were worried I would make us late” His boyfriend mocked as they grabbed their suitcases.
“Shut up, I thought for sure my sweatshirt was in there the other day”
“Maybe a ghost took it,” Theon teased and Robb shoved him.
“Oh just go out the door” Robb said and Theon laughed.
2.
“Where the fuck are they?” Robb asked his empty room as he went through all his drawers again. He knows his place is kind of messy but seriously, why couldn’t he find his maroon sweatpants. He still hadn’t found his sweatshirt after two weeks. Had his washer turned into the Bermuda Triangle all of a sudden?
“Robb?! I’m here, I grabbed the food on my way over so we don’t have to wait for it to get here!” Theon’s voice came through his apartment and Robb sighed.
“I’ll be out in a minute!” He called back and put on his black sweatpants.
When he got out to the living room Theon was getting the food containers out and arranging them on the coffee table. He was wearing grey sweats and his own college sweatshirt.
“I know I say this everytime, but sweats and Chinese night really was our best idea,” Theon says before walking over and kissing him, “Hi, how was your day?”
“It was good, nothing really out of the ordinary. I couldn’t find my maroon sweats. How was your day?”
“Boring. All I pretty much did was type up all the hand written notes I took for my research”
“I’ll show you some fun later tonight” Robb winked and Theon smiled.
3.
This is getting ridiculous, Robb thinks. He knows for a fact he left his grey beanie on his desk two days ago, and now it’s gone. He’s already running late to meet Theon, he doesn’t have time to look for it. With a frustrated sigh he grabs his black one and puts it on as he heads to the door.
4.
“Robb, babe, you know I love you, but they’re just socks. Why are you stressing yourself so much?” Theon asked while Robb scoured every inch of his apartment for his fuzzy socks.
“Because they are warm and comfy and my things keep disappearing and I can’t find them. It’s been four months and I still have found my sweatshirt, three and a half months since I last saw my maroon sweatpants, and a month and four days since my grey beanie went missing! I don’t know what could have happened to them! They just vanished! I will not let this apartment get away with stealing my things!”
“Okay, when you start saying things like that it’s time for me to intervene. Sit” Theon forced Robb onto the couch, “Your apartment is not stealing your things. It’s an apartment, it can’t do that. Your stuff is either around here somewhere, or maybe you left it at my place. But right now, we are going to sit on this couch, Grey Wind on your feet, and watch Masked Singer”
“Okay” Robb gave in and Theon sat next to him, calling the bog dog over as he did.
5.
“Motherfucker!” Robb yelled and he heard Theon come running from the bathroom.
“What happened? Are you hurt?”
“I know I put my Mother of Dragons t-shirt in this drawer and it’s gone!” Robb exclaimed and Theon sighed.
“Babe, your apartment is not stealing your clothes”
“Where are they then!”
“I don’t know, but don’t yell like that, I thought you were dying. I have to get to work, I’ll see you tomorrow?” Theon wrapped his arms around Robb’s neck and smiled up at him.
“Yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll miss you tonight”
“I’ll miss you too. Love you” Theon kissed Robb and Robb smiled into it.
“Love you too”
+1
Robb opened the door to Theon’s apartment to surprise his boyfriend and found him asleep curled up on the couch with the tv playing Finding Nemo. He found the sight immensely adorable. But then he noticed something, or really, multiple somethings. On Theon’s head is a grey beanie with the initials RS embroidered on the side. Going down his body he has on a black Highgarden University sweatshirt which wouldn’t be unusual if it weren't for the name Stark on the right sleeve and Robb can also see teal peeking out at the top and he suspects that underneath the sweatshirt he would find the t-shirt he discovered missing this morning. Looking further down reveals maroon sweatpants and fuzzy purple socks. Theon is the one that stole his clothes and didn’t even tell him when he was freaking out. Robb wants to be mad about it, but Theon does look really adorable. The sweatshirt’s too big on him so the sleeves hang over his hands and the body kind of engulfs him. He quietly walks over and takes a picture before kneeling next to the couch.
“Thee, babe, wake up” He says quietly, stroking Theon’s hair and his boyfriend starts to stir, blinkin confusion when he registers Robb in front of him.
“Robb? What? Huh?” He asks, still half asleep.
“They let us aid’s go, didn’t see the need for us to lose sleep too when clearly nothing was going to be settled soon. I thought I’d surprise you and stay the night” Robb said and Theon smiled reaching out for Robb and Robb climbed onto the couch to curl around him.
“God you have no idea how much I needed this, my day sucked” Theon sighed contentedly as he cuddled closer to Robb.
“My poor darling, what happened?”
“Some interns mislabeled specimen containers and all of us had to reanalyze them and relabel them properly, which was not only tedious and frustrating, it meant we all lost a day of actual research”
“That sucks, I’m sorry babe”
“I don’t even care anymore now that you’re here. I really do hate sleeping apart from you”
“Is that why you stole my clothes?” Robb teased and Theon seemed to notice what he was wearing and blushed.
“I didn’t steal the sweatshirt, you left it here. I didn’t even realize it was here until we got back from our trip. And it’s just so comfy, I didn’t want to give it up for a bit. And I didn’t mean to steal the other stuff. I just borrowed them and then forgot to give them back until you would realize they were missing. And on the nights you couldn’t come over or I couldn’t go to yours, wearing them made me feel like a part of you was with me” Theon admitted and Robb smiled.
“You can wear any of my clothes at anytime, I don’t care, in fact I like it when you wear my clothes, but I actually thought I was going insane”
“I’m sorry darling, I’ll make it up to you” Theon smirked and shifted their positions so he was on Robb.