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[ Dream has created a new groupchat ]
[ Dream has changed groupchat name to 'are we friends? do we hate each other? who knows!' ]
[ Dream has added Technoblade, Sapnap, Eret, and others to are we friends? do we hate each other? who knows! ]
2:45 AM
Technoblade: i cant speak for anyone else but i do infact hate you
Dream: sure u do
Technoblade: why?
Dream: why not
Karl: both very good points
Philza: go to sleep you have school in the morning
Wilbur: WHY DID U ADD DADZA
[ Dream has changed Philza's name to Dadza ]
Dream: i added everyone
Technoblade: by everyone do you mean everyone or
Dream: ...
TommyInnit: HELLO EVERYONE IT IS ME BIG MAN TOMMY
[ Technoblade has changed TommyInnit's name to childinnit ]
childinnit: FUCK YOU TEHCMNO IM NT A CHILS IMA BIG MAN
BadBoyHalo: language
Dadza: if you guys are late you're getting detention
Karl: im suddenly really tired
Technoblade: ^
Wilbur: ^^
Dream: ^^^
childinnit: im never tired
Dadza: Tommy.
childinnit: oh would you look at the time, 's getting late
Dadza: that's what I thought
7:15 AM
George: i hate this gc already
Technoblade: ditto
Dream: well you two are boring so
Wilbur: true
childinnit: philza told me to tell you guys that you have five minutes to get to school or everyone gets detention
Eret: we've got George we're screwed anyway
childinnit: he says George is a lost cause and was gonna get detention no matter what
George: that's fair i haven't even left my bed
Tubbo: wait this isnt the high schoolers right
childinnit: he says maybe
Wilbur: why are you relaying messages
childinnit: none of your fucking business thats why
Wilbur: im blocking the child again
childinnit: IM NOT A FUCIBG SHCLND YOU BITCH
BadBoyHalo: language!!
Technoblade: oh no he's getting skeppys spelling
Skeppy: fuvk tou tevhnoblr
BadBoyHalo: language!!!! >:(
childinnit: so... hate to be the bearer of bad news but... Sapnap and Karl were late... sooooo
Ranboo: couldn't be me!
Dream: you guys get to walk home today
Tubbo: GODDAMMIT SAOPNAP AND KARL WHAT THE FUCKE
Sapnap: it's not like you had anything to do today
Tubbo: STlLL
Ranboo: did you use a lowercase l instead of an i
Dream: you can't even blame that on being dyslexic
Tubbo: ...
Quackity: ...anyways Sapnap, Karl. WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU LATE
Punz: they were probably making out
Dream: no they would have to acknowledge their feelings for that to work
Punz: says the king of ignoring his feelings
Dream: bruh
Punz: oh im sorry was that a secret
Dream: considering how i said 'don't tell anyone' YES IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET
Punz: oop
Dadza: go to class you gremlins!